Why don't you hug your friends /pol/?
http://www.baka.com.au/lifestyle/news-and-views/opinion/clementine-ford-isolation-from-platonic-touch-is-a-tragedy-of-modern-manhood-20170802-gxnl30.html
(replace baka with s m h)
>>136073846
Because I'm kind of gross and so are my friends.