>be japs in the year of our Lord 1946
>never has a nation-state felt such disdain for another
>research begins on how to dismantle the united states from within
>topmen.fig
>research show it will take anywhere from 65-75 years to start a race war large enough to completely decimate the infrastructure and leave us completely susceptible to foreign invasion without leaving a fingerprint or a pair of vending machine panties behind
>japs adopt the persona of small cocked beta cuck faggots because the wisdom of the ninja states that the most dangerous enemy is the one you do not see right in front of you
>work begins on dividing the races, money quietly funding supremacy and separatist groups on both sides
>fast forward to the 1990s, tensions have been growing regardless of all the work those faggot hippies did
>internetage.cern.ch
>now ideas can be spread more easily, widely, quickly, anonymously
>the time comes to turn separation into unadulterated hatred for anyone not like yourself, a technique perfected by the japs BUT they successfully kept out the impurities
>meme folders stocked to the point of bursting, not all are gems but fuck you they tried
>finally they get the chocolates to bite on one of theirs, WE WUZ KANGS N SHEEIT
>as soon as this happened out fate was sealed, the end times became certain
>all they had to do was wait and lay down the rest of their cards, sit back and smile at our devastation
>Afro-Americanos now actually believe they were the Kings of Egypt
>emojipush.lmao100boi
>emojis started outside of this project but perfectly fit in to their new direction
>make the emojis part of their culture just like their Egyptian ancestors hieroglyphics, let them own it even though it's Nipponese
>2017 is here followed by what else, The Emoji Movie
>obviously aimed at white children
>m-m-muh cultural appropriation
>produced by Sony Entertainment
If you've been blind to this plot, I'm sorry. It's been nice knowing you, good luck in the war to come.