>be me, late teens, pretty fat dude >not really political,

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>be me, late teens, pretty fat dude
>not really political, don't have much of a stance on gun control
>get hungry one day, decide to go get some tendies at mcdonalds
>not too hungry, only want a 20 piece
>on the way there, a man approaches with a gun in his hand
> "give me your money, Or i'll kill you"
> give him my money because I don't wanna die
>my hunger gets the better of me and I forget the fact that I don't have money and continue to Mickey D's
>Get there and order my 50 piece mcnuggets
>"That'll be $11.98"
> Remember I have no money and ask if they could spot me
>"no, you have to pay"

and that's when I realized, If there were no guns in this country, I would never had been robbed. Also, If we were communist, I wouldn't have to buy my 100 piece mcnuggets.

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