I can't fucking believe this is happening. Starbuck is pandering

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>>136028770
>this is now an anime thread
Daily Dose:
https://youtu.be/aG1Jd3PF-JU

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OMG holy shit they went full SJW

SPREAD EM

>>136028770
It's spelt "Frappuccino", not "Frappacino"

You need to add a "c" and swap the second "a" for a "u"

And before you say "spelt" is wrong, it isn't in British English (the only correct form of English)

>>136028770
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ICE IS BEHIND THIS

Everybody should call ICE and tell them to have a stakeout.

don't spics find this patronizing?

I hope they like ICE with their coffee

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>>136029201
>>136029202

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>>136028770
Better have their Starbucks before their ICE-e

>>136029195
English is a mutt language Ahmed, with that attitude you're gonna end up like the French.

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How much we betting there will be a "OMG ICE USED STARBUCKS DREAMER DAY TO CATCH AND DEPORT THESE POOR ILLEGALS" thread in about a week from now.

>>136028770
>go to starbucks
>put on european accent
>say you're undocumented
>get starbucks 40% off
>??????
>profit

>>136028770
holy SHIT you guys work fast

>>136028770
11 August 2017, the day ICE will camp the shit out of every Starbucks in America.

Lmao just call ICE and go to Starcucks?

>>136028770
wish i was a member of ice sometimes so i could scope these places out

>>136028770
>I can't fucking believe this is happening.

Because it's fake. The only relevant search result for "starbuck's dreamer day" is this thread.

>>136028770
You should add periods:
>"...menu 40% off."
>"...cold drink (including Frappuccino(R)) from any participating store."

>>136028770
Fake promo made by us. Lol if it fooled you

>>136028770
Put ICE officers outside every starcucks on August 11th

It's important to have that caffine high when running from the deportation service

>>136029764
Nothing because the image is fake.

>>136028770
Will I still be able to get a Grande Trumpkin Spice Latte?

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>>136028770
Tell me this isn't bait!
If true, this is the best thing to happen to ICE.
You will have a date and a location were hundreds of illegals will come.

>>136028770
do undocumented immigrants go to starbucks

genuinely curious

>>136028770
>be Pablos
>hear Starbucks giving people like me cheap coffee
>go there and stand in line with other fellow fence hoppers
>order my drink and give coupon
>cashier is giving me this look with a big smirk on his face
>"So I guess you guys really like your ICEd coffees...."
>me: "Si senor, but I dont see why..."
>feel a deep sense of foreboding in my gut
>and for once its not from last night's tacos
>armed goons rush in, start wailing on me and the others with their batons
>"why senors why!"
>cashier just leans over the counter looking at my broken form on the ground
>"because you have to go back."

>>136030339
>Grande
>not yuge

you dun goofed

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>>136028770
Can confirm.

Asian gf talked in broken Vietnamese and got a 40% discount.

Also got stacked with a "bring a friend" promo and I got a free small Machiato

>>136029376

They're brown and sport an IQ of 80, of course they never think that fucking far.

>>136028770
This is the perfect opportunity for any brown US citizens to get some cheap startbucks 8)

why hasn't this been spammed all over twitter yet and accepted as reality by the normies
what happened to the /pol/ i used to know

>>136028770
More like ICE deportations day.

With some spelling fixes, this can be a great way to set up some traps for ICE to catch some parasites.

>>136028770
>undocumented American
>latest shitlib propaganda term
Doing God's work, anon.

>>136029573
We speak the only correct English. You yanks really must try harder.

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this is fucking fake, made by /pol/

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>>136029420

>>136028770
someone wasn't on /pol/ yesterday

Time to start going to Starbucks and ordering drinks under the pseudonym Bilda Wall or Trump

>>136030775
you don't pay attention

>>136028770
>implying this is real
>implying even if it was real, ICE wouldn't be staking out every Starbucks

Why is /pol/ the biggest snowflake?

Time for ICE to start auditing Starbucks' employees for legality.

>>136030953
>>136031183
>>136031564
what's the endgame

>>136029420
Underrated post

If ICE was informed of this, not only would it make their jobs easier and the US would have a lot less illegals. But also, this would make it look like Starbucks was behind it helping ICE. This would completely alienate their niche market, their stock level would absolutely plummet, and they'd have to close a ton of this illegal-supporting shitty coffee chain cafes. Eventually the company could end up folding.

>>136032045
>endgame
Lulz are always the endgame

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>>136028770
This is a VERY good thing.

>report it to ICE
>ICE goes to Starbucks in major sanctuary cities
>mass arrests happen
>we meme on twitter that Starbucks set up illegals for arrests
>liberals reeeeee out at Starbucks, thinking that the company set up illegals for mass deportation
>Starbucks stocks crash from possible boycott
>mfw

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>>136033425
has anyone actually called ICE yet though, if this shit gets spread around enough liberals might believe it and this could work

>>136032929
That's the plan
GuDa7 is the code
Join our discord comrade

>>136033750
Not yet, we're waiting till it gains traction

>>136028770
Starcucks just want cheap labor. This franchise fast food garbage should be taxed to high heaven for being disgusting traitors.

>>136033776
link?

>>136028770
>commit felony
>get free coffee

what

>>136033750
Well its fake first off, but that doesn't mean we can't meme something like this on Twitter to make the general public assume its real.

Liberals are retarded. And spics are even more retarded. We just need to change the 40% to FREE, because they're all welfare sucking leeches and love free shit.

Get the public to believe it, then watch as a few dumb fucks attempt to cash in on it while ICE goes undercover inside the store. Faggots sit around all day in there on their laptop, wouldn't be hard at all for ICE to put an eye in the store and feed intel back to agents outside to make arrests.

>>136028770
>I can't fucking believe this is happening
How new are you exactly? Also they are not pandering to spics it's simple liberal propaganda.

>>136034109
I know it's fake, that's what my other post was about

>>136028770


USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.

Walk in and get as much free shit as you can, and you can eat it or throw it in the garbage or their parking lot.

All you have to do is say you are undocumented and pay with cash lol.

>>136028770
Sounds like a good idea. We can sit outside Starbucks and phone ICE every single time someone brown shows up. We can call it Operation Cuppa Jo-Ass On a Plane.

This actually opens up a whole new avenue of ~*Just Patriotic American Things*~ where we can setup events to celebrate the wonderful diversity and culture that the southern fence-jumpers have brought to our much-cherished heroin using community. It can be like a picnic for undocumented Dreamers, where we dump tranquilizers into the cheese dip and phone the feds. That will be Operation Sombrero Slumber Party.

>>136033342
Thank you God, for giving /b/ a second chance

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Posted infront of my local grocery store. Of course this is only the back of it because the front was in Spanish.
Not sure if theres potential for something here, but it makes me rage all the same.

>>136030800
Your spelling is stupid tho

>>136028770
Looks like we'll be seeing a lot of ICE arrests outside of Starbucks. Nice.

>>136028770
lolz a kike owns it what do you expect

>>136028770
1. Go to your local Starbucks
2. Call ICE

>>136028770
Wait this is legit? I honestly thought this was another one of /pol/ doing. Jesus Christ seriously??

>>136035455
looks too fake, study more of Starbucks ads to make it more believable. Good start though

>>136028770
Here I'll give them something to dream about.
*unzips dick*

>>136035931
it's made by /pol/, we're planning to make it seem real to spics so we can call ICE

>>136028935
you know what else was in that vid?

>>136028770
>Criminals are given names glorifying their crimes in America
>DREAMERS
>Thieves are now RESOURCE EQUALIZERS
>murderers are now CLOUD HOLIDAY REPS
JUST

>>136028770
Fake there's no way this is real

>>136028770
>let's give out free coupons
>lel epic win XD

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>>136028770
Which is it?

Half of those spics have picked coffee. They know that shit isn't worth $6 a drink.

>>136035931
Go charge your iPhone in the microwave.

>>136035455
Companies almost never give away "any item". You need to limit it to a subset of items. "No Human Is Illegal" was a good choice.

>have ICE sit inside or nearby Starbucks locations in sanctuary cities

REV UP THOSE DEPORTATIONS

>>136036982
Go fuck yourself, faggot. I like my jewphone 5

>>136029809
>Go to Starcucks
>Put on redneck accent
>Claim to be an immigrant from Alabama
>Tell the cashier 'give me this, negro'
>Get a free frapacine

so glad starbucks is doing nice things for poor undocumented immigrants

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>>136030517
>and for once its not from last night's tacos

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Faggots, this is the real deal.

>>136038021
>not adding the ice line
>not having them give their address for the coffee to be delivered

>>136036939
>Half of those spics have picked coffee. They know that shit isn't worth $6 a drink.

Well yeah, they're probably being paid 10 cents/pound.

>>136032929
why don't we mass twitter anyway even it isn't real to get Starbucks flooded with spics demanding free coffee

>>136028770
Plot twist: they report them all to the ICE or the police or whatever and they all get deported (but they did get a cheap coffe)

>>136038168
>implying addresses sent to Starbucks would be relayed to ICE

>>136035455
that left font looks like a 5 year old made it nigger

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>>136028770
Plot twist... Advertises event so ICE can patrol all Starbucks locations on 11 Aug increasing the capture rate.

>>136028770
How do you proof you lack any official papers? I mean just walk in there and tell them you are an illegal alien, they cant proof otherwise without calling the police. Which would be a great idea because the shop is filled with illegals

>>136028770
How does one prove they aren't legal?
Claim you are a dreamer and call them racist if they say no
Literally only way they could turn you away is by saying you don't look like a beaner there's literally no down side

>>136036739
This one uses the current logo, more legit

starbucks is shit. ive only been there once in my life, under duress, and i bought like a $12 coffee that tasted like fucking coffee

>>136038916
>Advertises event so ICE can patrol all Starbucks locations on 11 Aug increasing the capture rate.

I-is starbucks d-dare I say it, /ourguys/ pol?

>>136028770
Call in a tip to ICE.

Any GD fags in here? Use the brand srtyle guide:

http://starbucksocs.com/pdf/WPSlogoGuidelines.pdf

>>136038758
Have the address be ice dumby. Text to the ice hotline unafraid and the adress

>>136030800
>>136035044
Phoenician/Greek/Latin alphabets were supposed to be phonetic, that was the whole point.

>>136028770
We need to tweet about how chucked Starbucks is. Fucking sjw beaners

>>136043240
Here's a passable approximation for their font.

Freight Sans Bold:

https://www.download-free-fonts.com/details/79593/freight-sans-bold-sc

>people get 40% discount by claiming they're here illegally
>out of the machine comes the ICE cream man to arrest you and deport you
We live in interesting times

>>136030008
It's real you fucking mexican, now go get some ICEd coffee

>>136028770
Is this real?

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>>136043988
checked and keked

>>136032045
Redpill some faggot virtue signalers when they have to actually deal with stinky brown people in their safe space.

Also to help our ICE bros.

boycott

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Official posters

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In English