>Son, I heard you disagreed with Official NazBol ideology, so I murdered your mother for giving birth to you.
>Given the circumstances, our Supreme Leader, Barron the Architect, obviously hit me with the sweet #InstaPardon, but I still wish I wasn't forced to do that.
>I'm very disappointed in what a worthless retard you turned out, faggot.
>t. Dad
>Sorry, dad, but I just love the taste of dog shit and bull semen too much due to what a queer invalid I am, just like every other non-NazBol. *tips fedora*