>"Good morning dear! This is Muhammad, he's a Syrian

>>135984219
You sleep on the couch.

>>135984219
Charging the camera.

>>135984356
Right. We've already got three using the bed.

>>135984219
So I guess he's staying forever then?

>>135984219
Yuck

Literally just tell them both to get the fuck outta my house.

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>>135984219
He won't, and you neither.

>>135984540
Did she bring home another cute, buff Middle Eastern guy?

>>135984219
suck his cock to make sure only the finest BBC breeds my wife

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>>135984219
>9 minutes later

>>135984219

''Go fuck yourself'' then i call her sister

>>135984219
Put bacon in everything.

>>135984219
Who the fuck are you people! How did you get in?

>>135984219
I tell woman to go in place i now sell room for money to pay for robot I build for sex I no more have problem

>>135984219

Does he have a cute younger brother? :^)

>>135984219
"Why do you bring strangers home without consulting with me first?"

>>135984621
This is the only right answer,

this morning i called my gf 'a little racist'
her response: 'That's me :D'

This wouldn't happen in my household

>>135984721
WHERE ARE MY (YOU)S AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YOU FAGGOTS, I EVEN GOT A GERMAN FLAG ON
>REEEEEE

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Wake up because New Zealand doesn't take in many male Syrian refugees

also because I don't have a girlfriend.

>>135984219

She kinda hates them as much as me, so this fantasy won't be playing out. But then again, she's not a western retard like those females are.

>>135984961
>living the good covfefe life
Thumbs up anon!

>>135985142
no shame
kys

>>135984782
Funny, but you forgot to burn the books

>>135984219
It all ends with castle laws.

>>135984219
Is that guy 15 yr old poor refugee.

>>135985162
>Nu/shit/ trying to take credit for trump when most of you won't be old enough to vote for half a decade

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>>135984219
enjoy rape

>>135984782
Good one

>>135984219

Tell them they have 10 minutes to pack their shit and leave the house or I'll call the cops

Awesome, honey. Have you shown Muhammad what a proper german blowjob is like? Gotta help him integrate.

>>135984219
Fart in his face and tell him it's just something he has to get used to under my roof? Flip over his cheerios and tell him he's in Jesus' house now?

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>>135985142
have a pity (you), fellow shitposter.

>>135985194
Fuck off, I will do as I please.
And I'll make your hate goymany as much as I can
>>135985260
>Video name
>>135985280
This, /thread

>>135984219
As long as I get paid to host him, fine. I'll cook his breakfast myself and make sure his pillow is exquisitely comfortable.

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>>135985258

>>135985400
>proxy
>aka false flagging
shameful display of jewery, anon

>>135985400
FUCK

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>>135984219
How are they so jacked if theyre supposedly starving n shit?

>>135985454

There are more important things in life than money. One of those things is not being a cuck.

I'd say this:
"Go back to Syria and fight for Assad against the terrorists you coward!"

>>135984219
Hi, Muhammad. Where is your left foot right now?

This is pretty old. I enthuse that you be more original and not dirty aid ridden troglodyte.

>>135984219
>>"Good morning dear! This is Muhammad, he's a Syrian refugee and he will be living with us until he can find a job and a home of his own"

dont be ridiculous; that 15 yo boy should be going to a school with nice 15 yo girls to teach him western values.

*slams door*

>>135985164
How much you want for her? There are no good girls left over here.

You sure look well fed for a refugee

>>135985859
There are Anon. Head up North, plenty based good girls in Cumbria and Northumberland.

What is this man doing in my house? *unholsters pistol* get the fuck out now or I'll shoot.

>>135984219
behead her

I guess that means I get the dog house again.

I will fucking kill them.

>>135984782
LMFAO thanks for that gut giggle anon

I would grab my suppressed AR15 and end him with bullets soaked in bacon grease

>>135984219
i pull out my .9mm beretta that i have a ccp for and shoot him 2 times in the face then while she is screaming i call the cops to report the intruder and that i shot him and hang up

then tell her that the lease only allows us 2 to live in the residence

>>135984219
BANG.........BANG

Not the pornhub kind.

>>135986038
Like half of Northumberland is Labour.

>>135984961
>I tell woman to go in place i now sell room for money to pay for robot I build for sex I no more have problem

i wish this were a real jap and not some larping good goy on base

>>135984621
what if it wasn't your house? Why are you choosing the easy mode, you filthy casul?

>>135985197
there's an edit with no books except one quran but i don't see it posted anymore

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Murder suicide, there would be no more straw left.

>>135985561
those are antifa photoshoots, yeah they really do it to Trigger the right wing. they even take Pictures from schoolchildren and local newspapers, take cute looking blonde Girls, and use those pics in the Internet writing "lol only BBC for me, no White bois" underneath to Trigger People (without consent of the Girls in the pics ofc)

>>135984219
He was dead at 'good morn-'

>>135984219
>say nothing
>go into back room man cave
>don gas mask and rummage about looking for thing
>find thing
>thing being zyklon pellet canister
>remove lid and throw into room

Ever seen a muslim fly? You fucking would

>>135984219
Get out of my house you filthy mudslime.

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>>135984219
I'd stab or shoot him dead and my wife and I would bury him to our back yard.

In reality this scenario ain't gonna happen ever. My wife hates mudslimes even more than I do. She just hides her power level from everyone else since that would make her a social pariah. I as a man can be a bit more open with my power level.

>>135985859

There are more females against non whites here than the other way around desu. No need to want mine, there's lots left

>>135984219
The worse thing is that thats probably how it went hahaha

>>135984219
I ask him if he likes anime.

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>>135984219
>Good morning dear
>he's a Syrian refugee
>Your reaction?

>>135984219
*laugh*
"To whom do I owe the pleasure of your acquaintance?"
Obviously my leg is being pulled here since as if I'd marry a crazy bluepill roastie and he could believably be a friend of a friend.

>>135984219
k

>>135984219
Call the FBI and tell them he's planning a terrorist attack.

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*Unsheathes katana *

Omae wa mou shindeiru

>>135984219
Get the fuck out of my house

>>135984219
>ask how much the government is paying us to house him
>realise it's more than my monthly paycheck
>get another five rapefugees in the house
>buy more shitty houses and cram them full of rapefugees
>go live in Marbella with qt gf
True story. Not me but someone I know.

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>EXCUSE ME POLICE? THIS REFUGEE IS ABOUT TO PLOW INTO MY WIFES PUSSY LIKE A ROGUE VAN

>>135984219
Slay both intruders to my home in self defense as per the castle doctrine and the NAP violations.

I get out my assault spoon that I hid during the last weapons sweep and ram it into his neck.

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>>135990179
i keked

>>135984219
Unsheeth my longsword and smite the filthy Saracen where he stands.

K