So we take this concept, lure as many stupid illegals as possible

We'll need good Photoshopers for some top quality ads.

>>135975239
Fuck

This is hilarious

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Use this one too

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This makes my Whiteness hard, we need this to go down.

>>135975239
Please do this. This is probably illegal in some way, so I don't know how you'll do it without getting caught.

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>please show proof of being undocumented

>>135978000
We need to get the entirety of /pol/ in on this as it will be no small feat.

since when do beaners spend $5 on iced coffee loaded with sugar? you are going to need an ad with churros or some shit if you want actual illegals to show up

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bump
I wanna see this take off

>>135978598
If we can get the /pol/ community together on this, it will happen. I've seen us pull off some big shit like this before.

Stop this fake and ghey shit.

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>>135975239
Use this too

>>135975239
Bumping

Starbucks coffee is shit

>>135975239

This is a good project.

>>135977905
Link for normies
https://imagebin.ca/v/3VZnsIYOFnk8

What are we waiting for?

>>135975364
This. Only works if it has the dark green back with contrasting fonts. You need to use official colors and adhere to their branding requirements page

Good idea but how will you actually be able to report them to ICE

Federal Trade Commission regarding false advertising endorsements.

http://archive.is/dGdRB

If Starbucks is sued and this is linked back to /pol/ ... Might not be good

>>135979193
t.Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

>>135975239
Bump for keks sake

>>135979879

>not being behind 40 proxies

>>135975239
reminds me of the time /b/ made applefags try to charge their iphones in the microwave or when they said an update to ios made their phones waterproof

>>135979879
>implying multiple crimes haven't already been committed with /pol/ being involved. The thing a out anonymity is that nothing can be proved.

>>135975239
If you were going to do this, it makes more sense for the item to be completely free, not 40% off.

>>135977905
Like this.

>>135975239
It looks good but I think the colors in the cup need more flair to them, and maybe just a drawn version of the logo to make it look like it's not out of place.

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Bumping to see how this turns out

>>135980267
It becomes too suspicious

>>135979879
Except this is literal satire, faggot
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_Starbucks

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>>135978000
this entire endeavor has been blessed since first thread.
it's habbening.

>>135979142
It's definitely possible because this would be the next big thing to pull off. And it would prove it /Pol really believes in getting rid of illegals.

>>135978535
It's 40% off of 5$ do the math.

Actually what if we put in a fake organization or a real one with a partnership to make it look even more legit. Like the illegal immigrants foundation on the bottom right corner.

>>135980789
I mean a logo or something it would help make it look real sand legit.

>>135980171
i remember those days OMFG... :P

>>135979569
If someone in the thread alerted ICE that this was happening but they weren't taking part in it, ICE might show up at Starbucks. You might be liable if you post the images on Twitter though. Especially if this thread is in your browser history.

>banter is illegal in the US
Sometimes you couldn't even make this shit up.

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>>135980519
Drawn

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>>135975239
It was a good idea, and then OP went to the trouble of making actual professional-looking images for it and made it a great idea.

I encourage OP to make more.

Don't share anything that doesn't look 100% professional and real.

Maybe it would be wise to launch the campaign closer to the 11th so that there is less time to debunk it?

>>135975239
Great art OP, but that drink is making me hell of thirsty.

>>135981749
>Maybe it would be wise to launch the campaign closer to the 11th so that there is less time to debunk it?
this. anon has a point

>>135979202
Don't use words, like 'illegals'.

Use liberal euphemisms, like undocumented.

>>135981723
Should I spread these yet?

>>135982201
Good question,

The timing has to be perfect, and images like this and other professional looking posters should flood all social media and be printed and put in places where hispanics mingle. It can't be so soon that people debunk it or so late no one catches on

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Spanish version

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>>135980671
>>135980682

What the shit happened here? Matrix glitch?

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>>135975239
This image seems to imply something about race.
Full image: https://unsplash.com/search/photos/coffee?photo=N9I3T-AUp84

Another disclaimer I often see on promotional materials: "This coupon has no monetary value and cannot be redeemed for cash."

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>mfw i sent this advert to the ICE call list and told them to hang out in starbucks

>>135975239
I went to one of the Starbucks in the Sea Tac airport and it had two new immigrants who had thick accents and one young black girl. The one with the thickest Hispanic accent of course had to mess up my order twice. I guess if older women have to take barista jobs from our teens because they have no other work experience is.. A good thing?

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Fucking great idea anon!

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>>135975239

this is great.

my local starbucks is becoming a santcuary city within my sanctuary city. seriosuly fuck illinois i hate this state.

>>135980578
Thanks cunt

Bump

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>>135975239

we need to do this.

>>135975239
You may say I'm a DREAMer, but I'm not the only Juan

Will Glady spread this. Fuck Starbucks and fuck illegals. Make fake Facebook and Twitter accounts and spread the fuck out of this and use the hash tag.

>>135982704
It should be "Todas personas indocumentados" not "Todo indocumentado"

>>135983932
Na, I checked with a Spanish dude, it checks out

>>135984045
No.

>>135975239
Lol, time to white knight like the fag that i am.
Nothing personel kid

>>135984045
At the very least it should be "todos indocumentados".

"Todo indocumentado" is wrong because it isn't plural.

>>135978102
I lost my shit at the image name

>>135984123
He says right off the bat your suggestion is wrong, it would be "toda persona indocumentada" not what u wrote. He also says to shut ur uneducated Spanglish tongue

>>135982704
> sucursales aderidos
it is "sucursales aderidAs", sucursal is a feminine noun

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Love this idea.

>>135984464
>>135984242
Are you guys native Spanish speakers?

The original posters was perfectly acceptable.

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>>135975239
This is devious.
I like it.

>>135984242
>>135984123

>"Todo indocumentado"

"Todo indocumentado" is correct, just google it.

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>FIB: look, we give you this option and we'll forget about the child slavery
>Starbucks CEO: but how am i supposed to bait immigrants into going to starbu-

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>>135984548

just type "sucursales adherid..." and google will autocomplete aderhidas, or check the dictionary:
NOMBRE FEMININO

>>135984242
You have to go back.

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>>135984763
Yeet

>>135978000
many digits for this op!

>>135984931
Also, "solo" should be written "sólo" with an accent when it stands for adverb "only" (shortened form of "solamente") like in this case.
It is written "solo" when it stands for adjective "alone".

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>>135984242
>>135984123
>>135983932
It's ok is like saying every person and you're saying every people
If you wanna go that way it should be todas las personas indocumentadas (indocumentados goes with personas thus indocumentadas) but anon's is correct and even better for customers are usually treated as individuals
Trust me I'm 100%spanish
The rest of the message is ok although of course in spain we would use other words instead of sucursales we tend to use locales.
>>135982704
I saw you corrected the us from last bread so nothing to correct sir.

>>135984760
Can you weigh in here, Paco?

>>135982704
>>135983932
>>135984242

>>135984610
>"Todo indocumentado" is correct, just google it.

Google translate isn't foolproof, you fucking retard.

>>135975239
Extra bonus: any US citizen who sees this now has an extra reason to despise illegals

>>135985368
Yea I was told

>>135985273
>>135985368
U boys show why it's good to have EDUCATED hispanics around

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>>135975239
>>135977905
ahahahaha great

fuck these kike companies that shilled for muh diversity

>>135985368
Thanks. You think a Starbucks ad would refer to illegal immigrants as "indocumentados" rather than "personas indocumentadas"? The former seems not "politically correct" to me.

>>135985394
im in my own country, fuck off john, go buy your mountain dew and make sure to cross the street when a nigro is heading your way

>>135977905
Frappuccino has two "c"s, not one.

Spelling must be correct if you want to convince people.

>>135985659
he was trying to get help from you damn panicked you prolapsed nut sack

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>>135985637
Both ways are correct,stores usually would go for the individual thus I would say todo indocumentado, since it's the term the Mexicans themselves seem to use,in their news,and in spain even in news outlets we don't go for the full personas indocumentadas.
But i see your point.

>>135975364
/leftypol/ here lets do this

>>135985894
well shit i wasnt reading the convos
>>135985394
>>135985894
yes, its ''Todo indocumentado''
''Toda persona indocumentada'' is the long and formal version of saying it

>>135975239

for this to work, you need to give ICE some kind of probable cause to think they're illegals. they wont just go checking papers of everyone in starbucks, that's not how it works.

you need the illegals to give some kind of undeniable signal that they're illegal that will hold muster with ICE detainment policy.

Secondly, you can't have an entire dedicated day to this. ICE isn't going to stake out a starbucks. You need something like a 1-4 hour window of time, perhaps.

>>135977905
>>135985685
Also, do people really write "August the 11th" with the word "the"? Maybe they do, not seen it before, but I know Americans write dates differently to us (we would write "11th August")

Other than that it does look very good. Spelling is the essential thing though.

>>135985931
Thank you sir.

>>135978102

>please show proof of being undocumented.

there you go; "showing proof of undocumentation" should be part of the advertisement. you have to get ICE something to work with.

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>>135979193

>>135986300
Dude, everything u said was wrong, kek

>>135975239
remove that "at participating locations" thing, that's what managers are gonna use against the offer

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Perhaps we give them a time window when we know they aren't working illegals? So, say 11 AM to 3 PM? In addition, we need some sort of banner ad.

As to how we spread this, Tumblr would be a pretty good place to start. Add the images and make sure you tag the SJWs. They will fall for this shit so fast it won't even be visible. Then Tumblr takes the fall for >>135979879
, we laugh our asses off, SJWs accidentally get illegals deported from their favorite cuck corp... I don't see a problem with this.

>Pic related: Illegals at starbucks at noon

>>135986567
Ok dude

>>135986651
working illegals take employment opportunities from your most vulnerable citizens, by agreeing to work for less, since they're living outside of the system

ALL illegals must go, dude, otherwise America is done, and once you're done, there isn't even a false hope of survival for the rest of us

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>>135986300
>>135986419
And he has no reason to be ashamed whatsoever,i didn't learn other languages without making many mistakes and even if he was mistaken the very fact he was confident enough to argue about it means he is willing to practice and improve on the knowledge he has.
Bein able to see you were wrong and admitting so while learning is a basic and is one of the few situations when humility and forgiveness should always be given by both sides. For even a kid can know more than yourself and be your master and you should value the effort.

If I lack shopping skills and any kind of social media presence is there anything I can do?

I really want to help this

>>135986888
I know, but I am looking to hit the easiest targets first. Also, I am not sure if the working mexican illegal would be a part of this.

I mean, I would just go after them first, since they are a drain on the welfare. Then we can get the other illegals and btfo them. Not sure on the working ones, but at least we can start here.

Anyway, I don't think we could manage to put this at any other timeframe realistically.

>>135975239
This is fucking mint.

>>135983729
HAHAH

>>135979193

Whatever you say Julio, when are the ICE officials coming?

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>>135979879
>this is the first time 4chan has ever committed a crime

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>>135987534

It's not a crime if it's satire, or something.

>>135987628
>i stab you in the lung
>"its ok bro its just satire"

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>>135987628
>>135987534
its just a brank :DDD

I love you guys

>>135987020

Can someone please answer me? I feel like this always happens to me

>>135988030
Share away

>>135987534
If mummy ever discovers what her 400 pound autistic child does in the basement there will be no tendies for weeks...

>>135988150

So just repost the shit out of it when we drop it? Seems easy enough

>>135987903
>I shoot up a school
>"it's ok friend, it is just a goof"

>>135988205
new zealanders dont really have basements, its not really safe what with all the earthquakes and all

>>135975239
(((starbucks)))

Does someone wanna register a domain and I can put up a quick landing page?

>implying illegals go to Starbucks

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KEK

>>135988461
>implying illegals don't like free stuff

>>135988335
What are hobbit hole houses?
Dont know much about new Zealand but i huess youre like japan thus the pacific plate will give you some shakes.
All i know it's like a whites man paradise but with violent somehow Christian coconut niggers and that a lot of celebrities and chinks are buying mansions there and that you have lots of sheep(spic sheep aka merino)

>>135988461
>implying illegals don't waste their money on stupid shit all the time

>>135975239

this is brilliant

the ultimate honeypot: free shit at a pro-immigrant coffeeshop.

>>135988668
>40% off
>free
anon, I...

We need to sweeten the pot.

>All DREAMers will also receive a card with 100 Starbucks stars, good for one free item off the menu at any time.

>>135986176
Probably starting at 3pm until close.

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Ok, finalized, revised posters

>>135979879
Only if we profit from it. Which we are not.

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Ok finalized spanish version

>>135989646
Chaos is our profit, normie

>>135981723
Much better it looks more like what Starbucks would use.

>>135989659

awesome.

the best way to spread this idea is via social media, not just posters. people dont check sources so lots of fake accounts with random sluts as profiles would get lots of hits easily.

>>135975239
so we should get the neets to sit at starbucks all day reporting spics to ice and then watch the liberal tears flow

>>135986419
My suggestions weren't "wrong" I was just pushing for language that is apparently too formal

>>135981749
We will need to get it ready a few days before. We need to schedule the day.

>>135989659
Really solid.

can we fit some anti-Trump sentiment in there for extra bait?

>sponsored by the ACLU, a non profit organization

>Our flavors are as diverse as our people!

>>135989819
>It should be "Todas personas indocumentados" not "Todo indocumentado"

This is not formal, it's just wrong

>>135989855
>Our flavors have a unique blend of all diverse colors

Maybe the ACLU logo with transparency a bit.

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here, some pro-illegal propaganda

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change "coffee" to "immigrants"

and "now we're certified" to "you're all welcome".

>>135983883
this guy gets it

>>135988951
>but with violent somehow Christian coconut niggers

yeah pretty much just them and the chinks, stay out of the ((((((((((north island)))))))))) and you will be fine, further south you go the more white and right wing things get

Just a question here, why the 11th? I think a Sunday would be best as more people would be off from work and be able to go (don't know about the aliens though).

>>135990361
because they already gave free drinks on friday july 14th, people will remember that

>>135990361
>illegal immigrants
>work

>>135990361
I reckon most spics don't work but I'm sure some of them are in illegal construction work so maybe you're right.

Bump for free coffee

>>135986011
I can actually see /leftypol/ being on board with this - it's the best chance yet to force a corporation to admit they're just in it for the virtuebux and don't really give a fuck about immigrants
unholy alliance nao

>>135990361
Because it's national dreamer day

>>135987001
these are the moments I read threads for desu

>>135977905
they dont use the old logo anymre

>>135987001
How cute, let's get these images shared

>>135975239
yasssss

>>135979879
Mang 4chan sends off ICBMs every other day.
This isn't even a warcrime.

>>135992005
no we dont

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Ok the let thread die now, enough people know about this now we wait.
We don't want this to stick long enough for leftists to find out.

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>>135989614
this 'starbucks 2017' thing on the bottom doesn't look very convincing
>>135980789
>>135980847
is right

even just putting starbucks logo in the bottom center would make a difference

>>135992218
Agreed kill it within the next hour

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>>135992294
Ok

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>>135992294
if you're putting a footer, make it a proper (C) TM corporate one
maybe even something like this, though jsut starbucks coffee company would be enough
sprinke with extended campaign conditions >>135992294
it doesn't have to be really legible

don't forget the little TM thing, it's even on the cups you dink

brighten the gray

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>>135992294
Yup

>>135975239
Bump for lols

>>135992749
Ok one sec

>>135989614

Try putting a Starbucks logo at the bottom. Also, change the hashtag a little - #StandTogetherCoffee or something, something more vacuous that people will get behind

>>135986200
No, just august 11th, only retards use "the"
like if an idiot says one hundred AND three
when the right way is one hundred three

>>135992919
>one hundred three
>not one-oh-three
Faggot

August 11th might be too long from now. If this gets attention soon then starbucks could make an official statement long before then.

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>>135992703
>>135992752
TM TM TM

to be fair, it's fucking hard to know how their promotional and digital things look like right now unless you're in the corporate and know the guidelines
it's all over the place and i'm getting mixed signals all around
see, maybe it's the wordmark? we just don't know, plus there might be all kinds of fake promotions just casually floating around because it's popular
highly recommend you looking that up for yourself

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>>135992749
Here

>>135992703
you forgot to put the TM next to the logo on bottom

>>135993121
Check the new ones bud

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Thread over-STOP POSTING.
Stealth mode now bois.

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>>135993095
cups have TM mark too lmao do you even starbucks

and again, anon
on their social their language is different, and they don't have to make it look "legit" with as much shit as possible, in fact, it's the opposite. when they post, people can see it's from an official, verified account
and your "promotion" will be nowhere in sight on there
good luck

>>135993502
>do you even starbucks
>flag
no

>>135993502
You underestimate liberal and nigger stupidity.
They're REALLY stupid.

>>135993616
maybe?

i imagine the tons of >undocumented people raiding starbucks and screaming in spanish gibberish
>YOU SAID 40 OFF WHERE IS 40 OFF I WANT MY FREE DRINK GIVE NOW

Can you make one targeted at the fucking illegal migrants up here

>>135989614
I do marketing shit like this. This doesn't look legit enough. You need to add a shit ton of fine print on the bottom as well as trademark info.

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i'll take one strawberry milkshake.
please

>>135994022
but it doesn't make sense for digital and social

the actual worst worst case scenario is that they'll decide to Make Every Moment RightTM and will give free drinks to these underprivileged groups, and the pol will have nothing left but to REEE

>>135993048
its too late to change now

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>>135975239

Godspeed anon

>>135986176
>Implying illegals won't commit crimes when starbucks refuses to give them the discount