>Be Chemist with an outstanding job history >Get a chance

>>135969717
7

>>135969717
my brother has a PhD in chemistry and it took him a couple years to find a job. Eventually landed one as a Chemistry Professor at a university.

He's a faggot so I guess he had bonus points for hire.

>>135969850
>Claiming a faggot as your brother
Costanza.png

>>135969717
11

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>>135969914
I'm really happy he robbed my ability to be an uncle, and robbed my parents of the joy of grandchildren because he's a selfish degenerate pervert and would rather kiss asian twink boys. Fuck him. I'm glad I never see him.

>>135969717
They're not going to hire an autist to teach people chemistry you autist

>>135969717
Lol.

You have to understand objective measures favor white men so they always include bullshit so they can discriminate.

>Non Jews need not apply.

That's what it means.

>>135970075
>>135969842
wouldnt be completely filled untill 11 and 10 were filled then whats little left of 7 will fill up with water including the tube to 3 witch will then start filling up

>>135969717
8

0 if the faucet is pouring water fast enough

>>135970075
>>135969842
Its obviously 11

>>135969717
Stop lying/larping. Chemistry professor here. You are full of shit. This does not happen. You get a job based on your publication record.

>>135969717

11. That's a no-brainer

>>135970319
I guess if we're not counting ALMOST to the brim as full.

>>135969717
>assuming that the tank drains at the same rate it fills
7, but if the assumption is wrong it could be 0

>>135969717
0 fills up first you retards

>>135969717
>person with high IQ and EQ is a fucking oxymoron?
autistic brainlet detected. sorry your only """"skill"""" is rote memorization, something a fucking phone can do these days.

>>135970369
Hurr durr
almost full = full

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>>135970433
shutup fags. that's not what the thread is about

>>135969717
EQ isn't a real thing. It's not a psychologically valid metric.

Also, 7

>>135969717
depends on the water pressure

>>135970369
Let's be honest, almost at the brim is full enough to be considered full. Only a complete autist would disagree. I guess that's what this is testing for I guess.

>>135969717
either 0 or 11 depending on haw fast the water is pouring

11.
7 can't be filled up to the bottom of the neck or the top because of the pipes location at the side.
Trust me i'm a Democrat.

>>135969717
its called private industry and tell them what they want to hear faggot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_QnE9-iK80

>>135970551
>not realising OP used to image so people argue and bump his thread

>>135970463
>this fucking brainlet calling other people brainlets
>"muh emotionz sensorzz!!!"
fuck off brainlet

>>135970596
Good answer, if the pressure difference between the faucet and atmosphere is great enough, the flow rate into 0 will exceed the flow rate out. Therefore 0 would fill first. Nice job anon.

>>135970433
Only if the rate of the tap is faster than the amount of volume able to pass the pipe in 0
Which isn't given so it's assumed not the case

>>135969717
pleb: >>135970075 >>135969842 >>135970375 >>135970555
patrician: >>135970046 >>135970359 >>135970319
contrarian: >>135970433 >>135970596 >>135970302 >>135970294

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>>135969717
7.

>>135970046
good choice

>>135970551
This thread is about 7 and you will give it the respect it deserves.

>>135969717
You do not have your phd? You will not get a job teaching unless you are a useless lecturer.

>>135969717
>fucking up so badly that you have to use academia as a lifeboat

How about you produce value in the private sector.?

>>135970596

that would take some serious gpm or some seriously small pipes.

>>135970622
This

>>135969717
>not claiming you're autistic to avoid the emotional test
>sue for discrimination against mentally handicapped if you're not hired

>>135970786
sorry subhuman, white people are capable of problem solving and creativity.

>>135969717
Just become a transgender for a while.

>>135970812
7 would have to be full before anything could reach 11

>>135969717
That EQ is actually a test to see if you have any sociopathic or psychopathic tendencies.

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>>135970433
Wouldn't the water leave tank 0 because of the way through pipes are?(pipe at the bottom drains out first)

>>135970433
bump

0

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>>135969717
>pick 11
>unaware 7 has to fill up first before distributing water to 10

>>135970928
oh, you're the type of subhuman brainlet libtard who thinks 'muh emotionz' = intelligence. ok

>>135969717
11

>>135970950
7 will never be full before 10 and 11

>>135970950
almost full=/=full you fucking dope

its a trick question at best and a shitty depiction at worst.

>>135969717
0

>>135971026
are you black?

>>135969717
11

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>>135969717
Wait I change my answer to 10.

>>135970962
Right. Don't worry OP, if you test as a pyschopath they'll fast track you to upper management.

>>135969717
>alleges to have a high IQ
>can't handle a maturity test without an emotional outburst

>>135969717
7

>>135969717
11

no idea what the education system is doing anymore

>>135969717

What counts as "filled"? Is it when water is no longer exiting the barrel?

>>135969717
11 because 10 and 7 have to fill up before water is diverted from 3 to 4 and everything below it. And after all that, 2 will fill up, then 1 and 0.

>>135971026
depends what it means by "fill up", you could say that the pipe goes into seven before it would ever reach the brim meaning 11 would fill to the brim first, anyhow it probably should of said which tank will overflow first in which case he answer is clearly 11

Is this thread full of niggers or is just burger school?

>>135970281
No, none because the water isn't even running, its frozen, look!

>>135971243
Changing answer to 7

>>135969717
It's a way to see how well you can deal with people.

>>135969717
7

Also you applied to a retarded university faggot, serves you right.

>>135970369
We already count Americans as ALMOST sentient, so it wouldn't be much of a stretch.

>>135969717
Depends on the water pressure also.
The question is broken

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>>135969717
Wouldn't it depend on the rate of flow, gauge of the pipes; exact volumes of the containers? If it was fast enough couldn't 0 more or less fill first?

Assuming the rate of flow is significantly lower than the total volume of each tank and the pipes aren't narrow then I suppose 7.

>>135969717
7!

>>135971392
ya you could run the tap super fast, and the first would fill quick

>>135971445
No, it's autistic Europoors who lack a functional understanding of what full means. 7 would clearly be considered full by any sane person standards before it could go to fill 10 and 11.

>>135969717
>Be top chemist
>Not cooking meth out the back of your trailer

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>>135970950
see
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>>135971053
>almost full=/=full you fucking dope
So you would not consider these "full bottles"?

>>135969717
it's impossible to know without the flow rate of the water from the faucet. It could very well be 0 that fills first.

>>135971026
it's skimming the water off the top therefore making it an incomplete fill at the last moment, redistributing the water through the top of 10, of which then goes directly into 11 because the pipe is at the bottom of 10. since 11 has no output, and the current water flow is 0 - 1 - 3 - 7 (waits to fill up to near the top) - 10 - 11, that means 4 only just begins to get water once the flow into the other network completes from the bottom up to 3, and so on.

>>135971676
It can't be full if water flow out, retard.
And fill means fill, not "kinda fill".

>>135971735

>buying into the full bottle meme

the globalists are playing you like a fiddle

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>>135971735
do they look fucking full anon?

It's 7. Here's my reasoning.
Cannot be 0 because there is a pipe at the bottom, so everything is transferred to 1. Same logic applies to 1, and 2 will only be filled up once 1 has no more space to fill the others.
3 also has a tube going to the bottom, so all the water will just flow to 7. That discounts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ,6, 8, 9, 10, and 11.
7 will only pass water down to 10 once it is filled up. Depends what you mean if it is full. If it reaches the top, then it's full. If you mean water has to be in the pipe, too, then it's 11.

>>135969717
>Is this a real thing in the united states? Don't americans realise that a person with high IQ and EQ is a fucking oxymoron?
>Are you fucking kidding me?
>What is going on in USA's educational shit?

One of the things about emotional intelligence is the management and intelligent processing of emotions.

E.g., when an employee chimps out about a new kind of test he doesn't understand, it's a sign that he has weak emotional intelligence, letting me know I shouldn't hire him.

#7 will be the first filled

0, 1 and 3 both drain from the bottom therefore they will only start to fill once the buckets they drain into are filled. 1 will flow into 3 rather than two because the spout for 3 is at the bottom. 7 will be the first to fill because its drain is at its top and it doesnt have a lower drainage spout

>>135971735
that is completely different, these bottles have no flowing input/output that is dependent on the positioning of the openings. as long as there is out flow, the "fill" is incomplete.

>>135971754
The standard faucet in the pic could have the output of biagra falls

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>>135971440
I agree. I also believe theres not enough info to make a correct prediction.

The pipe in 7 is near the top, but not AT the top. By the time water is being distributed to 10, its halved due to 1 into 2.

The more I think about it, its possible 2 would fill first before 11.

>>135969717
Woah its literally number 8

>>135969717
Why is everyone saying 7? The answer is very clearly 2.

>>135970596
no it doesn't. All the tubes are the same diameter. It's 7. 11 would only be able to fill once 7 does retards

>>135971726
If that is the case than the pipe is a bit lower from 3 to 4 than from 7 to 10 so wouldn't 8 fill up faster than 11?

>>135971780
It could flow out the top because it's full you dumb fucking nigger

>>135971420
isn't 7 considered filled, by the time the water flows into 10?

>>135971754
Yep. 10 billion gallons / sec into tank 0. 0 fills first.

>>135971735
as full as they can be without causing pressure issues, yea. but not full in a voluminous sense, no.

>>135971974
If it flow out it is not full!

Goddamit burgers... hopeless.

>>135969717

Also, can we assume the rate of flow in is equal to the rate of flow out? Or is the source water at high pressure?

>>135970046
11 will only start to be filled once 7 is filled to the top. 7s spout is at the top and only will drain when it is full

>>135969717

None of them. The liquid helium would boil and evaporate before it reached the bucket.

>>135972007
the image of the faucet implies a standard household water pressure. stop trying to be a wise guy poking holes in a very clearly stated puzzle

Who woulda thought that this would be the slide thread to finally fracture and balkanize /pol/?

>>135971480
I should have stuck with my first answer, I think it's 8 again.

>>135971898
Not if the inflow is greater.

>>135969717
I've literally never heard of EQ before. Is this a meme or a real thing?

>>135971735
No anon. The jews at CocaCola are too cheap to give you a full bottle so they fill the last bit up with air. Can't even buy a soda without getting ripped off these days.

>>135971987
no.

water is still entering the pipe and flowing into 7 to exit into 11.

since the water has not started to fill the barel above 7 that means 7 has not been filled.

>>135969717
I love how they just fucking make people take a test instead of just looking at job history and holding a mock lesson. They're trying to poison STEM.

(0 if the flowrate in greatly exceeds the flowrate of the pipes, 11 if it doesn't.)

>>135972125
7 can only be full once 11 and 10 are because 7 will be flowing water out before 11 and 10 are filled so it is not full
it is 11

>>135972125
read this >>135971898
>as long as there is out flow, the "fill" is incomplete.

7 has a consistent outflow despite the water reaching the top. how can something be "filled up" if its contents are still flowing out?

>>135969717

Or 8 if at standard water pressure.

>>135971966
no because 3 wouldn't collect enough water to reach the pipe to 4 since it would all run out of 3 into 7 and down until they filled up

>>135972269
also, a bucket isn't "filled" if it's shooting leaks out of holes

>>135972082
The top of the bucket, because it's full. How do you not understand that? When 1 bucket overflows do you consider that full you god damn stupid fucking spaghetti fuck.

>>135969717
7 unless by fill you mean completely to the top and is back flowing then 11.

>>135972291
Dang you are right.

>>135969717
kind has to be 11 right? it took me about 3 minutes. Am i smart?

>>135972238
>"I WANT MY COKE BOTTLES AND CHIP BAGS COMPLETELY FULL!"
>opens coke bottle
>coke spews all over your just-opened stale chips

>>135969717
It's 11, it's obvious.

>>135972231

it's a real thing, and it's valid. it tests your processing of emotions. if little fluctuations in emotion rock your mental world and cause you to break down or lash out, you are an EQ brainlet.

>>135972205
it isn't in this case, see >>135972152

>>135972439

EQ is one of those things that you want to test for to reduce lawsuits and improve workplace cohesion.

>>135972269
Due to the pressure they will still be "flowing out" of the top. So by that logic it can never be full.

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>>135969717
What if 11 has a leak, and 0 is clogged but the faucet is hitting the side of 0 and its deflecting into both 2 and 5, but the sun is out so it evaporates into a cloud? Then 2 plus 5 equals 7!

>>135972515
It's also important for future advancement, if your employees a genius but borderline autistic, he'll be a great engineer but will never lead. If you're a middle range engineer but can lead like nothing else, then you'll do better in management and eventually c-level positions.

>>135972434
kek

>>135972515

eg, an autist who screams "REEEEE" and punches you in the face after his pencil collection is disbured probably has a low EQ.

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>>135971026
This is how these retarded instagram posts always get so many comments. It's always a tricky question and blurs so many lines because there's never enough information. There's no definition of "filled up", there's no given amount of water flow and it brings out all the idiots and smartasses into a compact thread full of idiocy.

I had to operate a page full of these for school and it gave me a special kind of hatred for these people who think they're so smart that they can "solve" this completely impractical and hypothetical problem.

Here's another one I'm sure /pol/ will love; find all the triangles in the image.

>>135972434
the chips wouldn't be stale they the air in chip bags is to keep them from getting crushed badly

>>135969717
EQ is a made up thing so women don't look stupid and useless for most tasks outside the home.

They're all black so all are considered full and useful at the same time. Fuck logic.

This shit is taught to MBAs because management is pseudo-scientific bullshit for complete fucking idiots.
Just spend ten minutes reading about it and ace the test anon.
Then you can start your meteoric rise to the top. Female managers and academics love this EQ shit, and if you can throw down buzzwords with them it will make your life way easier.
T. Manipulative cunt

>>135972626
How was that funny?

>>135970433
wow

people falling for this obvious bait should kill themselves

>>135972645

another example is when Stacey PMS's and is a piece of shit to everyone in the office, whereas Lacy is also menstruating but still gets her work done without destroying everyone's day in the process.

>>135969717
11, 10, 7, 8, 9, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0

>>135972442
If it's to scale then I stand by 7. The inflow would clearly be greater than the outflow due to the difference in pipe size, and the outflow would only occur when it's nearly filled. 11 is no where near small enough to fill up before the brim of 7 fills.

>>135970551
Oh you are so wrong

>>135969717
EQ is more important than IQ.

>>135969717
The awnswers 7 by the way

>>135972680
19?

>>135970997
that called bait.
unless you're trying to double bait then
here is a (YOU)

>>135972822
>>135972588
7 can never be full as long as there are other containers taking from it that aren't full yet

>>135969717
i cant solve this with this information, could be 11 or it could be 0

>>135972680
157

>>135972757
I can imagine one of you retards throwing a fit about not having completely filled food products and that exact senario happening to you, its probably pointless trying to explain humor to someone with aspies tho

>>135972680
But that one has an actual answer.

You want to ask questions like "If an airplane is on a giant treadmill, will it take off?"

or "Which wins, a car made of diamond or a wall made of diamond?"

>>135970098
>robbed my parents of the joy of grandchildren
are you also gay?

>>135969717
11 is the only one that will overflow

>>135972822
also you are taking the scale too literally, which is causing you to fail

>>135972695
i have been misinformed
fuck

>>135971735
how many sheckels you getting to promote liquid jew?

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>>135972933

MAKE THE CHOICE FAGGOT

>>135972915
So then instead of "full" which bucket overflows first is the determining criteria.

>>135972265
We're just going to have to agree to disagree

I don't think the mere fact that water is flowing out of a full container while water is flowing in makes it full or unfull

Once the water reaches that top spout the barrel is full

>>135969717
answer is 7.

>>135972915
I revised it and I now believe it is 11

>>135972915
It's not a closed system. The outflow ≠ inflow from the pipes. It could spill over. Considering that the lower containers are smaller the pipe leading to them is also narrower.

>>135969717
EQ was invented by feminists to prove that women are intelligent too.

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>>135969717
Your first choice is between a barrel that is being filled by a pipe at the bottom. Clearly we should choose the barrel with the pipe. Next we are asked to prioritize a barrel being filled from a top pipe and a barrel being filled from the bottom pipe. If we prioritize the lower pipe, we are then faced with the same dilemma: bottom pipe or top pipe. Again, we choose the bottom pipe, all the way down to barrel 11 being the first to fill

If you are already doing well in industry why go teach?

>PhD in chemistry too

>>135973103

how's AUB?

>>135971735
Yes, they are full of cola and air.

>>135972957
Yea I don't eat chips often or soda so don't really care dude. Just wondering why you thought it was funny. You're just simple minded I guess.

>>135973087
not "overflow", but rather cannot hold any more. using the latter definition is more of an appropriate description as that's typically the criteria of which people follow for "filling" containers based on whatever external variables there are.

>>135973189

because uni teaching is the most cush job there is?

are you retarded?

>>135970375
>>135970433
>>135970596
>>135970789
Literally being so moronic that you get confused as to how quickly the faucet flows compared to the draining of the barrels. You only relate to theoretical intelligence tests by drawing from your own experience as opposed to deducting a logical explanation, which is literally a qualification for being retarded
North American education everyone

>>135973133
But barrel 10 between 7 and 11 is clearly filling from the top. Wouldn't it be reasonable to assume 7 will fill before 11 since the pipes narrow and the flow rate decreases.

>>135973257
you are a fucking idiot

>>135973103
you are too literal to pass this test. i have bad news for you: i believe your IQ may be under 100 as taking things too literal is a sign of problem solving deficiency

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>>135973282

>work 6 hours a week

>get 4 months of the year off

i wonder why he doesn't want to keep being a wagecuck

>>135972680
twunny

>>135969717
Dude just freelance like everyone else who knows their shit. Niggas get rich if dey smart.

>>135970098
>>135970098

Over 9001

>>135973201
VPN, other school, other island. 3rd term is tough but you get used to it by this point.

>>135972983
No he's just a NEET virgin with no prospects.

>>135973087
>mom what does 'full' mean?!
kek
It's how much you refill your cup at macdonalds cletus!

>>135973282
Yeah but it pays shit in comparison unless you're doing research too and publishing well and frequently.

>>135973260
The exact point a bucket overflows is when it cannot contain anymore liquid so yes, the point of overflow is just after its max capacity.

>>135973407
>>135973345
Are you a burger or on vacation

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>>135969717
also btw no tank will ever fill up.
The water is clearly falling behind the first tank and missing the opening entirely.
You're all morons.

>>135973407
>>135973008
>>135972152
So we're to consider the flow rate of the faucets as a standard but everything else is an enigma? That's nonsense.

>>135973360
Says the fucking retard who can't figure out the buckets and made 6 posts asking how they work.

>>135973486
that wasn't what he was saying, he was verifying to himself out loud which is typically what more intelligent people do

>>135973463
Hey! That's my life.

>>135973733
LOL
you read someone elses posts you fucking idiot
try again

>>135973486
Called nomenclature. You can use Google, we'll wait.

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>>135973686
what's an enigma about a bucket not being full until it reaches it maximum capacity? if the bucket has an outflow still, it hasn't reached its maximum capacity.

>>135973666
Satan confirms

>>135973808
NO because full does not mean overflow it means 'filled so that no more matter can fit inside'

>>135969717
>anyone assuming the Jew will not shut the water off immediately prior to the white man filling his tank

Obviously it should be 11 but either OP or some epik trole has shooped 7s pipe to be at the top and not the side

>>135973589
Show us your flag roach

>>135969717
>high IQ and EQ is a fucking oxymoron?
Really it's not.
You sound exactly like the sort of autist they are trying to weed out.
If you have actual autism you should sue for discrimination.

>>135973901
that's a poor definition, "completely" is more definitive of its maximum capacity. for instance, if you're weak and can only carry a bucket water filled halfway, it's "full". in this case, you are the variable. in the case of the OP image, the outflow is the variable.

>>135969717
>educator
>EQ test
Gee I wonder why

>>135973997
wrong, read this >>135974067

>>135969717
There's no such thing as mandatory iq an eq tests. Why do you role players even come here

>>135973877
Nope, yours.

>>135972967

The airplane depends on the wind force under the wings while it is on a treadmill.

The car and wall collide causing the diamond to shatter, as it is a very hard brittle metal.

The real question is what would happen if a car made of dragonforce hit a wall made of dragonforce.

>>135973913
You established the rate of flow, so I have to assume you want me to consider volumes as well. Taking that into account the only reference I have is the scale of the photo. You ruined the riddle when you set a rate of flow, now it's just a math problem.

>>135973901
that's a dandy point, but you can lose on these types of things by being too literal. The coca-cola bottle poster has a valid point you know.

>>135974139
i have never asked in this thread how the buckets worked, i explained them and gave my answer
so youre a fucking idiot

It's 8 you assholes, by the time 7 fills up enough to spill, 4 will already be filling 8 up

>>135973901
I laughed much hard at this than I should have. Thank you anon

It's 2 you fucking mongrels.

>>135974067
wrong
just because you are weak and have to fill it up only 3/4th the way doesnt mean its filled
it means your are weak and cant carry a full bucket

>>135974182
>>135973913
Do you not see how if the pipe leading to 10 is too narrow, 7 may fill to its brim?

>>135970463
>autistic
>high EQ
Plenty of autists have that. The stereotyped ones just have anxiety or some other barrier that prevents them from using it well.

t. PDD-NOS, high EQ teacher.

>>135973257
nah id say youre pretty simple minded for caring about someone getting a laugh out a stupid joke, not sure why it bothers you so much

>>135974235
Why so angry anon? Buckets but no pussy?

>>135974182
i didn't establish anything, the image did. my interpretation is just more correct than yours, in the sense that yours is not correct at all and mine is.

you do not "only" have one reference (the scale) to determine the answer. it's overthinking something that wasn't made to be overthought.

again, i did not "set the rate of flow". look at the representation of the faucet. do you think it has the power of a firehose? if it did, why isn't it an image of a firehose? fool!

>>135974322
Experience talking

>>135974378
>im angry
fucking kek
reddit wants you back

Its very obviously 8 you autists use your brain.

>>135970098
There's one in every family. That's just the way these things go.

>Youngest brother was fat, smelly, and got bullied a lot in high school.
>Decided he was "transgender" his senior year >Listening to same virtue signalling whores who had tormented him for years
>Started buying women's clothes and makeup
>Wouldn't wear it because his four older brothers would have beat the shit out of him
>He "attempted suicide" at 19
>My college was in the closest city to our hometown with a mental health facility
>I started driving home every Friday, taking him to therapy, letting him crash at my place, and taking him home Sunday night
>2 hour drive each way but I thought it was worth it to help him and spend time with him
>Eventually find out his "therapy" was a prelude to tranny surgery where Dr Goldrubinbergstein assured him he was a woman and needed to take pills and get his penis chopped off
>Waited until the week he was supposed to get his first hormone pills
>Drove him to the halfway point and threw him out of the car
>He ended up walking up for 3+ hours in Canadian winter to get to a pay phone to call our mom to pick him up
>Never got his hormones, went back to therapy, or talked about suicide again

Years later. He's still kind of fat and useless. But he went to community college, became a $20/hour overnight mall cop, and got an apartment with his girlfriend. I'm happy for him.

I'm not saying he was magically cured. But give a man like him direction in life, deprive him of degenerate filth, and remove him for high school and (((therapy))) for a few years and he will either kill himself or rise to the occasion.

>>135974361
i meant internet autist, not legitimate autist.

>>135974043

you win, fucker

>>135969842
>>135970046
It's one of these, depending on whether the output of 7 is below its input or not

>>135971042
No, but knowing how to deal with them is. Also 173 IQ here, so I'm not just saying that to compensate.

>>135974322
no, you are wrong. if a company "fills" a bag of chips halfway, it's filled in the sense that that's all it can contain without some sort of failure. this is the same exact concept happening
>>135974334
YOU are making this riddle into a math equation, my goodman. do you need an algebraic formula to determine the scale of the buckets?

>>135974375
It didn't. Your response though spoke volumes.

>>135969850
you brother probably took a break from school because that literally makes zero sense, people with a bachelors can get lab jobs for like 40k a yaer

>>135974442
>There's one in every family
Myabe in Canada, lol. Having a transgender is not "normal". It's disgusting

>>135969717

7

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>>135969717
1 post by ID (((OP)))

>>135969717
#7

>>135974545
>its filled when i say its filled
ok anon i guess youre fucking god or something

>>135974566
>>135974585
You aren't looking far enough

>>135969717
2 doesn't have any pipes leading from it, so wouldn't it be the first to fill?

>>135974683
1 would have to fill far enough for that to happen

>>135974423
>fucking Kek
>le Reddit
>how'd anon know I'm angry

KYS.....it'll be the only thing you accomplish son

>>135974683
the tube leading to 3 is below the tbe leading to 2.

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>>135974094
That doesn't make any sense, so you basically define it yourself. While you burgers use your made up definitions and measurements to figure out this easy peasy test I'll be over here with the right answer whenever you need it

>>135974604
i had just explained that it's filled when external factors determine it to be so. when a bag of chips is "filled", it's for a reason (despite half of the bag leaving room for air). the same goes for coke bottles: it's "filled" (despite not being entirely to the brim, leaving room for air once again). in the case of this riddle, the bucket can only be full if the flow output below it is full. if there is any flow whatsoever, the fill is incomplete, making it not full until the flow is ceased.

>>135974388
So you're arguing that it's a household faucet filling 12 gallon drums and 3/4" PVC pipe? Whether you're being literal or abstract these considerations matter.

>>135970281
No because the run off tube is at the top of 7, so 7 will be first then it starts spilling over to 10 then 11, then 11 fills up next followed by 10 and with those filled then 3 starts filling up

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>>135971630
The unstated assumption is that the flow into 0 is slower than the output of 0, the pipes and containers are all the same size and there's no blockage anywhere in the system

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>>135974866
how is 7 filled if its spilling out into 10 and 11?

>>135969842
The tanks are being raped

>>135974876
Eat that bullet anon digits will confirm

>>135974545
This isn't a maze or word play. It's asking about volumes of water and flow rates. I haven't done any math, but you have to take fluid physics into consideration!

>>135974604
This jesus christ he's retarded im at work right now laughing my ass off because some fucking idiot on 4chan is overthinking a simple intelligence test by how fast the water is flowing or what determined 'filled'

>>135974831
>So you're arguing that it's a household faucet filling 12 gallon drums and 3/4" PVC pipe?
i'm not, the image is

>>135969717
its 11 you dumb niggers

>>135969717
0,1,2 are Jewish and block the pipe leading to 3

>>135974955
It's not closed, it could leak out of the brim if the pipe too 10 is too narrow.

>>135975078
>It's asking about volumes of water and flow rates
no it is not! it tells you!
>you have to take fluid physics into consideration!
waht!

>>135974824
>burgers using food measurements to determine 'full'
Kek

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>>135974550
>i don't care
>keep (you)ing me about something he claims not to care about

>>135974955
>how is 7 filled if its spilling out into 10 and 11?

If it's considered "FULL" when water comes out the overflow, then 7 fills first. It's the only one with the overflow at the top.

>>135975196
too literal, you absolute ape fiend!
>>135975200
i was referring to images posted previously

>>135974051
>You sound exactly like the sort of autist they are trying to weed out.
You sound like you are unaware of the world around you. Get azure pilled:Temple Grandin, David Tammet.

>>135975117
Semantics, do you agree on the latter two? The volume of the drums and pipe size?

>>135975196
>muh narrow pipes
>muh flow rates
>muh size of barrels

stop over thinking this shit question

>>135975309
no, i reject any idea of yours. the volume of the drums, and pipe sizes, do not matter if you have an understanding of what a faucet represented by the image is capable of outputting in conjunction with the position of the pipes themselves

>>135975311
You're underthinking it! How do you get by in life assuming it will follow on specific possibility when you have none of the facts?

>>135975258
a barrel is full when the water is still and no flows in or out of that barrel

>>135974561
Nobody said it was normal or not disgusting. It's common for most families to somebody with a mental illness. Either the gay uncle, the dyke aunt, or the schizo brother nobody talks about.

>>135974955
Its not the idiots are overthinking it and taking it too literal, a thing cannot be full and draining at the same time, its literally in the definition of the world full if you think about it..

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>>135969842
>>135970075
>>135970555
>>135970864
>>135970950
>>135971363
It can't be 7 because if the water was flowing fast enough to full up 7 then 0 would fill up first.

It can only be 0 or 11 depending on the flow rate.

>>135972515
>>135972622
Wouldn't this be fairly easy to manipulate so that you're able to advance faster, and get better positions?

What does the test consist of exactly?

>>135975528
>a thing cannot be full and draining at the same time
thank you, my goodman, for finally proving my point. 7 is not full, because it is draining from the top to 11 through 10

have a good night, you trousered ape

>>135969717
4

>>135975544
Stop with the overthinking, the flow rate is assumed to be the same or lower than the drain rate.

>>135969717
Beethoven and Mozart had a high IQs and were emotional. Your logic is retarded. that's an oxymoron

>>135975449
>this question was supposed to be taken literal
very obvious that its just a trick question for elemtary school children, they give no flow rates, no volume of the barrels or anything
its just a trick question that no one could get right

Pls for the love of kek archive this thread so i can kek at it later

>>135975768
haha, if basic thought is "overthinking" to you then i can not be surprised at the flag you have chosen to represent yourself! certifiably, you are a fool

>>135972967
>>135974176
A car and a wall made of man o war

>>135969717
I've never heard of an EQ test for a job, that's just fucking stupid. EQ exists for no other reason than to give women something they can brag about (because they tend to struggle with logical thinking and spacial awareness and therefore IQ, but do better on EQ). Even IQ is pretty rare, though.

>>135970281
except 7 won't drain into 10/11 until it IS full

>>135969717

It's obviously 2.

>closest to the source with no runoff
>immediately takes half of the water entering 1, same amount as buckets 3-11 get

>>135969717

4

4s are red, red means stop, water will stop there first and fill up before it moves again

>>135975931
cant be full if water is flowing out

>>135975937
nice OCD brain

>>135975528
if this is true then they will all fill up at the same time

>>135969717
It depends on water speed. If it's running full blast, 0 is most likely. If it's running as slow as your mom, 11 is most likely. If not, it's a tossup between those and others.

>>135975528
It can be if the input is greater than the output.
"Full" is not defined as ïn "stasis", nor does it mean "sealed environment"

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>>135975768
>the flow rate is assumed to be the sane or less than the drain rate
Bullshit. Just look at that faucet. It's clearly on full blast and and wider than the drainage tube.

>>135975828
Clearly but this faggot >>135975682
went and declared he knew the flow rate.

>>135975768
The same would be my first assumption, don't know why you'd assume it's lower though.

>>135975992
If a bucket is full and I tap a hole in it with a drill and I keep filling it with a hose so that water splashes over the brim, would you say I'm keeping it full?

>>135969717
not enough information to answer. we need flow rates in order to be sure. If water is flowing out the spigot faster than the max rate for water through the pipes connecting the tanks

>>135971322
/thread

>>135976269
something can't be full if its contents are flowing out

>>135971322
It's almost as if the left hemisphere doesn't regulates emotions and is separate from the right.

>>135975850
>muh flow rate
>muh tube size
>muh barrel capacity
>muh definition of 'full'
Kek. It IS overthinking it because the test was meant to be done with no information and basic, logical assumptions like the flow rate being equal or below the drain rate, so barrel 0 doesn't fill up first lol.
Anyways while you try to calculate how long it takes to fill up the barrels I'll be waiting here with the correct answer whenever you want to ask

>>135976322
>went and declared he knew the flow rate.
i never did, i stated the flow rate doesn't matter. low IQ island monkey calling me a faggot now because i'm more intelligent? your post is proof EI is important, too. don't be so petulant

>>135969717
This is fucking retarded. No rate of fill, no rate of discharge. Anyone who answers is retarded

OPs image is flawed because it doesn't include water pressure. If the pressure is high enough to overtake gravity or significantly lower the correct answer changes completely.

>>135976486
my answer for you is you can't read

>>135976493
its for kids to learn the very basic rudiments of liquid physics, and see what they answer

>>135975850
But you are overthinking it, anon. 11, 7 and 0 are all acceptable solutions. You can't assume from that shitty shop that 7 isn't full before the water starts flowing to 10.

Pretty amazing bait imagine, to be honest. I wonder what are they sliding now.

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>>135969717
>high IQ and EQ is a fucking oxymoron

11,10,7,8,9,6,5,4,3,2,1,0. Assuming it's H2O, and everything is how it appears, easy peasy hydraulics

>>135975937
I think red stuff looks amazing

>>135976322
If its lower it will fill the same was as if it was equal aka as long as its not flowing too fast. Anyways its a dumb thing to discuss because you literally don't have to think about it, and it was only until the Burgers started to rationalize their idiocracy about what defines 'full' using bags of chips as analogies or how fast the flow rate is that I had to intervene. Had a great laugh in here though haha

>>135976395
not if the flow rate out is lower than the flow rate in

>>135976645
it's simple. something is not full if its contents are flowing out. that is the key to solving the puzzle, it is not a trick question or subjective.

people are conflating "filled" with "flowing". 7, despite water reaching the top, still has an outflow. so therefore it is not filled.

>>135976491
Someone can't take being called names. Literally everyone else has pointed out the same. Does physics make you nervous? Does it upset you when you have to take more than 1 factor into account?

>>135976395
If something is over flowing it's "full". The entire container has liquid in it therefore it's full FIRST. Might not be full the entire time after the contents drains, but it will be the first one to have its entire volume full of water.

>>135976729
>not if the flow rate out is lower than the flow rate in
this assumes that something is filled despite an outflow which isn't true

>>135970075
this is the correct answer

>>135976187
But who the fuck said the input is greater than the output? And if it was 0 would fill first now 11 or 7 so your argument is redundant. The test can be done with no overthinking the flow rates or barrel capacity lol if they wanted you to figure it out using different flow rates they would have told you.

>>135976798
this isn't a physics question. do you sit and ponder everything literally or just pictures online? is there anything else to do on your banana republic?

>>135976826
"flowing through" does not mean "filled"

>>135976486
>It IS overthinking
It isn't bc we're not doing the EQ test here but simply discussing the image

>>135976870
https://youtu.be/awTC2gQflmI

How did those balls get to the top anon? You're arguing semantics.

>>135976910
>Rio Grande Hydrologist

>>135976930
>The test can be done
Our discussion has moved beyond the test itself, but maybe you're a bit behind.

>>135976784
Again, assumption. You really don't know that from that shitty shop. Same thing with the zerofags, they have to presume that the drain rate in lower that the intake, a perfectly smart assumption but you really don't know that.

11, 7 and 0 are all acceptable options.

>>135969717
It's 8 you fucking idiots. Less degrees of separation from 0

>>135976977
>full
>adjective
>1.
>containing or holding as much or as many as possible; having no empty space.

Over flowing = full.

>>135977078
something is only filled if there is no outflow. you are rejecting basic concepts while simultaneously misunderstanding things like basic english definitions of the word "fill"

>>135977147
By that logic why wouldn't you pick 2?

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>>135969717
Farmer here, answer is 7.
Pipe coming out of it is an overflow.
Water only flows out when it's full.

>>135977135
Yeah I guess I'm pretty dumb.

>>135977345
I still love you

>>135977202
>Over flowing = full.
overflowing can be considered an outflow. but regardless of this, you are wrongly stating that to overflow is to be full.

if a ship overflows with water, is it full of water? over"flow" implies an output.

>>135977412
Yes because more water takes it's place immediately. Is your heart filled with blood? There is an inflow and outflow.

>>135977202
You're subverting that definition by focusing on the bucket instead of the whole system, anon. If that was true, zero is always the first one to "fill" because it already holds as much water as it can hold regardless of flow.

>>135977022
>makes a random reply in the middle of a discussion
>changes the subject of the discussion
Okay so are we discussing the output of barrel 7? Because it's clearly below the input unless you calculate in what defines 'below' which to me is subjective because in space there is no up and down.
See how retarded this conjecturing is? Just look at the image and make no assumptions, this is grade 6 tier shit

>>135977412
Read the definition of full again:
>containing or holding as much or as many as possible; having no empty space.

If it's over flowing, there is no empty space, because it's full. The question States which will be full FIRST. It never says "stays" full so the outflow is irrelevant.

>>135977583
a flow buffer is not ever full unless the flow stops. as long as the tap is on, the flow is. my heart contains blood, but it is not filled with it in the sense that a cup is filled with water.

if a wave breaks over the bow of a ship and overflows back out into the sea portside, the ship is sinking because it's filled with water?

>>135977741
something that has no empty space is to have no outflow, because the outflow leads to empty space. the entire network of pipes and buckets in the riddle image can be considered to be one whole.

>>135977899
>the entire picture is 1 whole
If that were true they wouldn't be numbered 0-11.

>>135977994
i said
>the entire network of pipes and buckets in the riddle image can be considered to be one whole
in the context of spacial capacity. you are misrepresenting my argument

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>>135977741
But its not overflowing BECAUSE THE OUTPUT IS BELOW THE INPUT
According to this logic 5 fills before 9 because it overflows into 9 therefore its full

>>135969717
7

>>135978503
it's 11

>>135977798
>if a wave breaks over the bow of a ship and overflows back out into the sea portside, the ship is sinking because it's filled with water?
Yes, here on pol we define our own words and my definition of full is overflowing

>>135978612
i see you have submitted yourself to my wit, perhaps next time you will prevail

also this discussion has been about IEQ all along

>>135978683
EIQ*

>>135978683
IM not the guy you were discussing with but yeah, its 11, even if you look at the picture its clearly below the input so its NOT EVEN overflowing its like 85% filled when it starts to pour into 10

>>135978960
More like 95% but im conjecturing, just how i told people NOT to do

Holy fuck. This thread is never going to stop.

If you read through a bit, the same fucking arguments about the barrels are being made over and over and over.