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cody cigar is a 32 year old manlet virgin that lives in his car,

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cody cigar is a 32 year old manlet virgin that lives in his car, so it begs the question: why do you betas idolize him so much?
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he's like 6'4 and fucked some teenage girls from 4chan
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sam hyde would literally kick your ass
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Where's my fucking book you fucking shill I ordered it months ago what the fuck
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>>135953809

nugget head would wreak ur shit u lil bitch
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>>135954125
This. I am getting impatient
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>>135953908
>>135953975
Lmao at these losers trying to defend their internet celebrity. Fucking pathetic.
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>>135953809
Is this another all Frank thread? If so, I'm in.
t. Frank
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ran off with his sheckles to get him dat ford raptor
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>>135954125
First come first serve. No refunds.
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I'm hearing jewish voices and i like it
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>>135953809
Sam Hyde is 6'5" and once forced Zoe Quinn to lick dirt off his boots.
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>>135954125
The book never existed
It was just a joke he took too far
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>>135953809
He was the first who showed how empty and meaningless the world is today, and took a bullet for the cause.
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nugget heads whoop whoop
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He had his own TV show. Who are you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k06lLDDe-b4
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He is sending me 10s of dollars worth of litecoin to promote him
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>>135954478
sauce
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>>135954478
s-s-sauce?
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>>135953809
>people who get mad when someone finds great joy and fulfillment in having the company of another

I've seen this with Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, Lauren Southern and Sam Hyde. I'm pretty sure there are more examples.

Can someone explain the psychology behind infuriated people vs followers of a celeb?
How is OP different than edgy teens hating on Justin Bieber fans?
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>>135954324
Not as pathetic as starting a thread to shit on someone who is 100x more successful than you'll ever be
kek legit autism
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>>135953809
Only newfags and redditards actually "like" this guy. It's cringy American """""""""""comedy""""""""""""" that most people with a triple digit IQ avoid.
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>>135954557
>had
Exactly, he HAD a shitty show that was never renewed because of how shitty it was. Good job for proving my point retard.
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>>135953809
so long as the lolcow provies lolsmilk we shall suck its teets sir and suck them dry
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>>135954736
He's not. I hate this e-celeb shit, but I see way more "STOP LIKING THESE PEOPLE" threads any anyone actually fucking talking about them.
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>>135954874
>100x more successful
I make 6 figures and he lives in a car. Get fucking rekt idiot
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It wasn't that great tbqh senpai

I never got the hype
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>>135954910

The show was great and had an audience. It was canceled because of controversy and tons of pressure from whiny terrified faggots such as yourself.
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>>135955017

Shills, bro.
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>>135954557
Never forget how funny this would be as the original "Jews Rule"

I like Sam Hyde and company. I don't give a shit I just think it's funny.
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>>135955025
>I make 6 figures
and you spend time posting on an internet forum. fucking pathetic if true.
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>>135954628
>>135954682
>being this new
https://streamable.com/pvj3
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>>135953908
he fucked a 4chan camwhore tranny who uses the name Dollface

sadly I can't find the infographic that proves it
she a qt
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>>135955025

>I make 6 figures

Riiight.
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>>135955025
and yet no one knows who you are ;)
sure you do tho
get owned, lmao
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>>135954910
It actually did very well for its time slot. Its undoing was the other cuck comedians at AS having a tirade over "muh alt-right comedy is going way too far"
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>>135955059
>le epic controversy boogeyman!
Have you ever considered that a show might be cancelled because it's bad?
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>>135955112

It was still hilarious. Even without the pun because Jews actually suck.
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>>135955025
>>135954910
>lol dude im am very smart and your not, i make lots of money and are very happy lol, is this le secret alt-right nazi hangout website guys XD
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>>135955124
>a bunch of unsourced and unverified 4chan posts in a shitty infographic
>proof
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>>135955211
why are you so mad at sam hyde?
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Do you have a specific video or piece of art of his that you want to criticize?

Let's get an intelligible conversation going on instead of "STOP LIKING THINGS"
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>>135955294
he has a sad life
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>>135954910
it had great ratings
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>>135955025
>I make 6 figures

Yeah, everyone is a star online, bruh.
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>>135955104
>if you do not like an internet celebrity you are a shill
Brainlets don't respond to my thread
>>135955118
I have a shit ton of free time since a portion of that is passive income (entrepreneur), making you fags upset is amazing and I don't post on this site. Wouldn't expect some redneck who makes 20k a year to understand what free time is lmao
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>>135955377
And you are a jew. Whats the point?
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>>135955268
I'm using the term loosely
I've seen her talk about it, she says that he had a big dick but he always wanted her to top and he was into weird pain shit
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>>135954125
He released the schedule of book releases already
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>>135955211

Because it wasn't. It's well known that many people within Adult Swim were pressuring execs to cancel the show. I also saw endless kvetching from Jews on Twitter to cancel the show.
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>>135953809
I bet that car smells like cow shit.
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>>135955294
I don't have a problem with Cody cigar, it's just that his fans are complete garbage and I find it hilarious how much you idolize someone who is broke and lives in his car
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>>135955268
MDE Was just OK
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>>135955448
Nah i'm actually a spic
does that trigger you? or did you just reply to the wrong person?
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Jews actually bum raped the trap twin towers
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>>135954910
Fuck off, Brett.
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>this scares the Jew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qopk7-6Sauk
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>>135955561
>it's well known
So no sources? Nice post retard lmfao
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>>135953809
I don't know who this is, aside from what 4chan memes about him. I don't watch people talk about shit on youtube.
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>>135955640
OY

https://www.wesearchr.com/bounties/daily-stormer-vs-splc-legal-defense-fund
>Sam Hyde
>Contributed $5,000
>starting to really think something's up with these jewish people everyone's talking about.. what's the deal with these jews? something's up.
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>>135955576
Even if you are true, why not idolize someone who's broke and lives in their car? Is there something wrong with that?
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>>135955576
idk I think he's funny
he's kind of a dick for sure but I don't think he's a bad guy
sometimes he gives weirdly helpful insight
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Seems like the replies stopped coming in... guess you had no other choice but to accept that he is an absolute fraud... no arguments... not pointing out any of my points... pathetic... perhaps seeing someone as big of a loser as you makes you upset... ?
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>>135955880
material wealth determines your quality as a person, goy

get to work
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>>135954557
>Had
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>>135953809
Sam Hyde will always be /ourguy/
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You guys are all fucking faggots if you don't like MDE. That shit is hilarious and if you don't get it then you must be retarded. Sam Hyde is the fucking man that trolls the left harder than you while you sit at home jacking off to anime and Hitler. Kill yourselves
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>>135955981
go back to /tv/ your dumb shit posts will get a bigger response there
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>>135955880
>Is there something wrong with idolizing failure?
Yes, brainlet.
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>>135955981

Can I get some evidence he lives in a car?
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>>135956086
>68 replies in like 5 minutes
Yeah no one on the racist board is replying to my post. Idiot.
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>>135956053
b-b-but he's poor and lives in his car xD__---d-_PDPDPXPPPPPPPPPPP everything he says is meaningless!
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>>135956053
that's actually his assistant writing that not really sam
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>>135956090
lol that depends on what you consider success or failure.
So tell us then, what has he failed at?
I'm personally not in some rat race, I'm comfortable with the amount of money I have.
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>>135955981
>darn, im not getting the attention i want... im smart your not... im rich your not... im not a loser you are... im not 12 you are...
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>>135956153
https://youtu.be/L4DsEHINz30
Get FUCKED
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>>135955119
>https://streamable.com/pvj3
I don't know what this is but I like it.
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>>135956194
>Yeah no one on the racist board is replying to my post.
Oh yea I knew it, your a nigger or a commie
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>>135956258
So your response is calling me a Jew? Typical alt right retards lmao fantastic argument
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>>135956313

lmao you dumbass
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>>135956313
Pretty sure its a joke
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>>135956369
Confirmed racist. What's wrong with being black? And yeah I'm a "commie" but that's irrelevant to the thread.
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I think he was entertaining I dont car if he lives in a car am not gonna suck his cock if I see him the problem here is not idolizing him in itself but idolizing anyone in particular especially faggy e-celebs
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>>135956507
Is that how you cope with the fact that your leader is broke and living in his car? Pathetic.
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dis niqqa tho

sage goes in all fields
he got me with the bait tho

not gonna lie, I love Sam to the day I day.

If you're out there, watching us, Sam. Just know that we love you. No homo
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>>135956507

>pulls out huge wad of money
>got my last 10,000 for a vintage pac-man arcade machine

You think?
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>>135956610

Dude, he pulls out a huge wag of money in the video and says he's going to buy a pac-man arcade machine. This is the funniest shit I've seen in a while.
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>>135956610
I don't really care about the guy
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>>135955872

His statement when questioned about the donation by some news rag was pretty great. Something like "you should be more worried about whether people decide to start killing reporters" or something.
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>>135956313
hahahaha d00d i think ur like totally getting trollerino'd my boy can't you even REALIZE when you're directly responding to something facetious and not serious hahahaha the irony man o man
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>>135956610
Why are you so upset over people liking him anyway?
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>>135956423
Oh becuase he has a big nose, bad hair and bad yellow teeth hes a jew? anti-Semitic!!!
>>135956534
Knew it damn black commie.
Do you enjoy are attention for the short while? Sad.
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a guy who's humor revolves around being a beta male and social outcast claims he's broke and lives in his car , color me surprised
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>I-it's just a joke guys!!
This is how you ACTUALLY cope... holy shit lmfao
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In the early 2000's it was easy to ignore looming demographic problems and the leftist nuclear fallout predicted by crazy conspiracy Ron Paul (totally didn't come true!) We had Playstation 2, Chappelle's Show, Prime Eminem--Initial D was getting American distribution--it was a bright time.

Jon Stewart is a very high-IQ guy and he came at viewers with a new angle. His snark and quippy antics gave his audience a sense of intellectual superiority to lord over lower-caste whites (stupid Southerners) without actually having to read any books or go to political rallies themselves. Just sit back, put it all on autopilot, and laugh at the dumb Americans in motorized wheelchairs being greedy oil barons at Walmart eating McDonalds, derp! Giggity giggity. Regardless of how correct or incorrect he was, Stewart knew how to make jokes and put on an entertaining half hour of brainwashing, and the vibes were light and fun because the end-game crunch of rainbow socialism was just a whisper on Alex Jones' lips.

Now it's at Europe's doorstep and we get to watch it unfold live. Hundreds of thousands of fighting-age males with anti-Western sentiments have invaded The Fatherland and are re-enacting scenes from Bumfights and World War Z. It's less comfortable now to have a relaxed John Oliver white gloves thick-rimmed glasses type outlook because *The Stakes Are White*. Only the most permacucked soma-smokers and hardcore egalitarians can look at this shit and go, "this is all our fault, stupid whities, look what we dun did, we're so stupid and white, fuckin' Republicans!"
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This fashionable self-abasement and racial righteousness are like a warm bath you never want to get out of. Inside, you're free to slosh the piss-water around sanctimoniously, there's no risk of drowning, and the bathroom door is locked. But only the most entrenched equalists can maintain that level of relaxation in the face of recent European rape statistics and video footage of riots. The new ice bucket challenge is how much destruction can you tolerate while still shucking and jiving with a big fucking smirk on your face. Comedians, entertainers, actors--they all live sheltered lives in posh LA neighborhoods--these bohemian $8 coffee fantasy zones where if the heat doesn't cook your brains the hot cokehead girls will. It's not surprising that these pussies have worldviews that are naive and subtly destructive but I still hate them for it. They won’t wake up until there’s Sharia law in Beverly Hills and Echo Park.

Because the stakes are so high, and because the Wizard of Oz curtain is so threadbare, people like Amy Schumer (D-NY) have no choice but to go all-in with fully militarized entertainment. Rollerblading around on stage with Ellen and cracking jokes with the psychopathic narcissist Hillary Clinton. The fervent goody goody green enviro multiculti signalling will reach its crescendo soon because it has to. The emperor has no clothes--the only way to keep the lie going is by clamping down and holding on for dear life. That’s what I think when I see Amy Schumer’s (D-NY) big stinking ass in tight shorts, laughing it up, debasing femininity, rollerblading around Hillary Clinton cracking jokes. Make a joke about Benghazi while you’re up there.
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>>135956313
>>135956423
>>135956534
>>135956610
>>135956628


lmao this is the perfect example of how clueless and humorless leftist "commies" are. These people are so pathetically easy to troll and manipulate.
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>>135956811
Yeah I'm loving the (You)s, Cody would be proud
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>>135956922
gross
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There's nothing left that's just 'funny'--everything has to be politically charged, one way or another, even bland mindless FunnyOrDie garbage is political by virtue of how adamantly they refuse to deal with all the hysteria we're surrounded by. Turning a blind eye, carrying on as usual--that's a political statement all by itself. When my mom asks me why I have to be so nasty in my videos, this is what I try to explain to her… If the world is on fire and you’re doing Clean Comedy or straight absurdism without any teeth, you’re picking sides just the same as if you’re doing a comedy interview with Obama and trying to make him look funny and chill for millennials.

Why’d I write all this? Maybe I'm watching too much Alex Jones, maybe I'm being tribal and waycis like Na_i KKK members and I need to head back to diversity training, but I saw a video clip today and it triggered me bad. The way I see it as an aspiring semi-pro comedian, is, you can take a stand for Western Civ, you can cheerlead for its destruction like fat sexpig Schumer (D-NY), or you can plug your fingers in your ears and channel your inner toddler, like this guy. This is the worst shit I’ve seen in a minute, I hope this guy dies in a fucking car accident:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIMsKvbHN3g
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>>135956914

Dude, this is sad. You got trolled by Sam Hyde lmao.
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>>135956322
Full power of Boston Ross.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHHJMrP2YG0
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>>135956980
>people are so pathetically easy to troll and manipulate
You're absolutely right
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Sam literally represents the situation many of us are in.

There is no future for white conservative men. I HAVE NO FUTURE. It's better to go live in my car, explore the country, work an odd job or two and focus on a passion than wage-slave to be a part of the SJW jewish controlled world.
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>>135955403
>I have a shit ton of free time
and you spend it on an internet forum instead of using all that cash to do interesting things. youre either a retard or a liar.
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>>135953975
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>lol Sam Hyde is a loser living in his car check out this video as proof lol what a loser
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>>135957326
>10k to his name
Fucking Christ how can you people (not trying to be racist by saying you people I mean fans of Cody) actually think it's just all a joke? Were you dropped on your head as a kid?
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>>135957326

I really can't get over what shit brain moron OP is. I'd never seen this video until OP sent it and knowing he watched this and took it 100% serious is the funniest shit I've seen in some time. Almost unbelievable he took this seriously.
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>>135953809
>6'4

as if
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>>135956922
>>135956959
>>135957021

this is actually really well written assuming Sam wrote it himself. Kinda makes me more interested in his book desu I thought it was just like a joke but maybe the nigga can actually write
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>>135953809
This is a leftypol divide and conquer shill thread
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>>135953809
you have a dumb thread
your thread is like a big poo
on top of a hat

the thread is so bad
you are a small dumb weenie
stay away from me

im cody cigar
you are cody NO cigar
eat a dick cody
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>>135957453

The video is him laughing at people calling him broke you dip shit. He flashes 10k and jokes about buying pac-man machines as an investment. You are a monumental dip shit.
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>>135953809
hahaha you r probably just mad becauz u r some Marky-chan obsessed virgin that is upset that Sam took her innocent flower and plowed it into oblivion lmao


hahahhaha triggered MUCH?
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>>135957453
He must have an expensive car.
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>>135957644
>calling me triggered but not the 100s of Sam Hyde cum slurping fans angrily responding to my factual comment
Get fucked
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>>135953809
Is that weev?
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>>135956249
>blockhead joe doesn't have an assistant
sad!
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This thread is proof to me that the right can meme and joke the left into oblivion.
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>>135954478
>that moaning
MUH DICK
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>>135957760
That also has Cody is married, what a shit tier source
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Boston Ross aint nothin to fuck with, Frank.
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>>135957812
I know you're just trolling but how far you're taking this single troll just so weird to me. I troll sometimes too, but it's usually 1 or 2 posts and then I'm done with that particular troll. But you have like 30 posts in this single thread... is it really that fun? Idk, seems weird imo but I guess if it's fun for you, go for it.
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Sam's fucking awesome. I couldn't imagine anyone hating him unless that person was a total loser. I just don't devote any thought at all to e-celebs I don't like. No need to make threads about them.

Besides, if you really hate Sam Hyde, making threads about it and whining isn't going to do you any good. Part of his schtick is attracting hatred from cunts and faggots.
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>>135954125
THIS I ORDERED 3 COPIES
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>>135953809
That's Sizam Hizyde nugga
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>>135957991
You're just not dedicated enough
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>>135954125
should have bought yellow
yellow came in a few weeks
book is big and nice
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>>135955025
Sure man. I make a 100 figures, I know what you mean.
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>>135958212
You're a liar and jealous of my wealth
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>>135958284
I make 1000 figures you poorfag
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>>135955523
where is this?
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>>135956053
this is pretty great honestly
sam isn't the evil guy blockhead joe and the ultra left wishes he was

sam has a heart and a brain
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>>135954885
Nice larp flag faggot
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Tbh I just want to know if it's a meme that he was mining btc several years ago or not
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>>135956610
>leader
This is Sam counter-shilling himself
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>>135955025
>I make six figures
>passive income
>entrepreneur
Lol no, you're probably wrapped up in a pyramid scheme and pretending to be wealthy because you read "The Secret" once... Or you're just lying altogether... But you don't make six figures lol
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>>135957760
>birth sign: acer
Sam was manufactured in Taiwan... Makes sense.
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>>135957560
From a Hyde text:

I'll always have anarchic/outsider sympathies/tendencies but... the SJW stuff and the diversity stuff have gone too far, past the point of no return. And I'm a super tolerant guy, I'm perfectly happy to have people screaming in my face and insulting me if that's what it takes to have prosperity and a stable and fair society. But if you read enough of this shit you realize that's not the endgame plan--the plan is to have anything white/masculine/traditional totally eliminated or suppressed.

A year or two back, I might've said the most important issues were... surveillance, ending the war on drugs, campaign finance reform, military adventurism--something like that. But I've grown weary of having all this feminist nihilist shit plopped on my lap, and I'm tired of people telling me that I've got some original sin and the only way to cleanse myself is by acting like Tim Wise. Gamergate was eye-opening, #BlackLivesMatter was eye-opening, but what really drove the point home and crystalized this perspective was reading about things like Rotherham...

Europe is in a dire situation: culture is being destroyed, some neighborhoods are being turned into trash dumps, and a lot of these places might not ever be the same. I don't think that's a good thing, or a healthy thing, to take people who build statues and create wealth and invent science and replace them with people who use alleyways as bathrooms and are 10-20x more likely to rape. I'm sorry I just don't think that's good, I know it's insensitive as hell, but it's too late now to tiptoe around it or use a bunch of mumbo-jumbo to explain it differently. This is just the way it is, Europe is being invaded and we'd better fucking wake up if we have any chance of preventing that from happening here.
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>>135958724
It's possible to feel this way and at the same time be compassionate. Send them money, let them use the technology we invented, give them whatever they need to pull themselves out of poverty, quit starting wars for oil and for Israel--all that stuff is well and good, but by keeping borders open we're taking the most productive, inventive, civilized, free countries and dumping them into the incinerator. Of course we have problems, of course the NSA is bad, of course it would be nice if we could all have $15 an hour for whatever, but would you rather live here, or in Malaysia or China or Saudi Arabia? Do you really think the best way to make our society more Utopian is by importing displacement levels of Malays, Chinese, or Saudis?

Whether you think the problem is genetic or cultural, it doesn't matter when you import immigrants in large numbers, because they form communities that don't integrate. They bring their language and their religion with them, and they vote for socialist policies. This will continue until white people have been sucked dry, and then there won't be any voting anymore, there'll be Sharia law instead. We're putting Western Civ on the alter as a sacrifice to white guilt because we're worried some frizzy-haired Afro transsexual will wag his finger at us.

We didn't build all this shit and invent all this shit, our ancestors did--it's only ours to safeguard, not to flush down the toilet. You didn't get burned at the stake for saying something heretical, your ancestors did, so it's pretty fucking shameful if you're ready to give up your guard post for intellectual freedom and separation of church and state because some snarky tattooed dyke is hissing at you. These fuckers have shifted everything so far out of wack and to not fight back now is the same thing as being on their side.
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>>135957453
You're literally too stupid to understand his humor
fucking KEK what a retard
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>>135958895
Comedy shouldn't be 'political'... Sensitive WASPy types don't like when things get publicly political. Sam Hyde is funny I just wish he wouldn't be 'political'... First of all, nobody even BATS A FUCKING EYE when Zach Galifianakis or Jim Carrey dips into some political issue that they know nothing about (because their views fall safely in the bubble of insanity that is societally accepted as 'OK'). Secondly.... THIS ISN'T EVEN POLITICAL! The slow smothering death of Western Civilization is not a political issue, it's a historical issue, as in we are toying with the fruits of 2000 years of bloody labor as if they're just piNata prizes.

I don't want to shove politics in everyone's face all the time. I happen to think that free-market capitalism kicks socialism's ass and that spying and war are bad. I voted for Gary Johnson in 2012. If you think that a universal basic income is a good idea, or that weed should remain illegal, or think whatever about gay marriage, I don't care about those things enough to alienate viewers and I'm trying to shove my opinions in your face as little as possible. Even if you think that people are born boys and turn into girls, whatever, I think Bruce Jenner is really funny but I don't care enough to go beyond making jokes about ropes. But this isn't about politics, it's about having an identity and a home and not losing these beautiful civilizations that took so long to create.

The future is headed towards Cormac McCarthy's The Road and talking/thinking about it gives you an uh-oh boo-boo feeling in your tummy because someone might call you waycis? A lot of people have been hitting me up recently to ask about this, and everybody comes to the same conclusion, they agree and can see what's happening, but addressing it head-on gives them a no-no feeling, like a bad. They feel a bad, and they worry that people will think they're bad racers, shame no-no.
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>>135958617
Is $122,500 not six figures... get fucked
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>>135955025
Man me too! Wendy's is a pretty dece employer aren't they? I love being a lone chef. So glad /poll/ is a community for fellow minds to converse
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>>135959001
This doesn't mean you have to start hating black people or using racial slurs or deliberately making yourself unpopular at parties, but whites need to regain some sort of cohesive tribal self-interest and identity right now just like everybody else has or in fifty years this country is going to be like Brazil (the bad parts, not the sexy babes and beaches and rich dudes in white linen suits). It's possible to have compassion for Third-Worlders, goodwill towards all mankind, respectful conversations with and attitudes towards people who don't look like you, and at the same time not want your own country to become a cesspit :) Sorry for getting all 'political', I'll go make some funny faces now!
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>>135958968
You're literally too stupid to realize that was a call for help and not a joke
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>>135954885
>uses the word cringy

You don't have a triple digit iq, you watch my little pony and have autism. I see you cunt.
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>>135955460
"Her"
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>>135959118
Get that autism checked ok?
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>>135959515
>tfw to intelligent for this Cody cigar fanboy
Nice ad hominem
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I swear I think im probably cody cigars biggest fan lol.............
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>>135959679
What is his real name?
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I just defeated all of /pol/ and the Cody cigar fanboys... I have to say it feels pretty good!
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>>135953809
You mean roger cheeto?
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>>135959978
Breddy gud
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>>135959978
Wtfff , ill never look at sam the same again
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alright
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>>135954736
Sam Hyde isn't a cringey "skeptic" alt light fag though he's a funny comedian who is a master at normie proof humor and has named the Jew multiple times. There isn't anything that he really does that's bad or harmful
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>>135954910
Hi Joe rogan
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>>135955025
He wouldn't just lie on the internet would he mom?
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>>135959007
Holy fuck you are poor
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>>135954324
he's a pretty big guy IRL

I could see him whooping some ass easy
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I just don't get it, his videos and humor just makes no fucking sense to me, only thing I find funny is his career as an intenational terrorist but that's it
For example this
>>135957041
Is this some private joke? I honestly don't get it
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I am seriously shilling
https://www.patreon.com/samhyde

Gave $2/month -- everyone should chip in, the dude is the only one out there making stuff instead of just repeating /pol/ mantras into a camera.
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>>135955119

I paughed so hard I started having choking fits.

Fuck you sam, I had to get my inhaler out to prevent dying.
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>>135961797
>has named the Jew multiple times.
constantly, and in the faces of people who don't want to hear it. We should all be Sam Hyde.
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>>135958724
This is the manifesto of our time.
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what the fuck, he looks part abbo, sam hyde = eucalyptus nigger confirmed.
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>>135953809
Sam Hyde is a known cannibal.

>he'd fucking eat you faggot
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>>135953809
hes a nugget head
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>>135953809
Hank Hide is my favorite!
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>>135960310
chicken nugget skoon
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>>135960934
>>135961305
>>135959978
Proves nothing you fucking retards
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>>135954627
kek this is probably true
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>>135956534
What's wrong with being racist?
I'd much rather be white and racist than be black and I bet you would too
You self hating nigger, have some rope
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>>135956611
THIS.
Minus the nigger speak and leaf fag, uh I mean flag
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>>135956791
Yeah, this is the shit I find so hilarious.
He says some shit that has me laughing unlike anything else. He is the essence of politically incorrect
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>>135963708
If only. we would turn shit around in short order.
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>>135954125
it takes him awhile he's a lazy fuck just email him
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>>135953809
>using cody cigar
>implying you aren't a fan, nor actually Samuel "Madman" Hyde himself
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>>135968514
roger cheetos videos offend me
why is this thread still up
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>>135957760
>person life
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>>135968733
Don't know
you got rekt pretty hard though
>>
He had the best comedy show on TV in 40 years when SNL had it's first crew with Belushi etc.
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>>135963452
I'm not paying a monthly fee to subsidize his rental car and smokes but I did buy the e-book and the shirt
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>>135953809
>and he's still way more funny and interesting than ((((you)))).

how does that make you feel?
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>>135957031
>>135957326
>>135957644
>>135958088

That's Cody Cigar
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>>135956053
>he's our guy
>here's the reddit post to prove it
Oh, no, anon...
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>>135953809
Dude's gonna be appreciated after he's dead and gone. He's way beyond his time.
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>>135953809

https://youtu.be/_-jkimIyRHU
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Because he's the Man of the Hour.
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>>135955025
proof?
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>>135957145


Fucking this, so much this. Holy fuck man.
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>>135957453
Sam also cashed the fuck out on ETH. You are gay.
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>>135954125
>he didn't buy the original
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>>135955118
>>135955128
>>135955401
>>135958212
>>135959027
>>135962010
You faggots reek of insecurity. Graduates of T14 law schools get hired at 160k starting. Comp Sci students make 80k out the door in Silicon Valley. Average starting wage of the UCB MFE program is 140k, 100 at UCLA. It's pathetic that you're all so far in the dumps you can't imagine anyone on 4chan being upper middle class.
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>>135979266
keep your /sci/ memes on /sci/
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>>135979266
>trying this hard for validation on an anime imageboard
this is how i know your lying
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>>135957326
Hes going to invest in a PacMan Machine. He'll be fine.
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>>135979266
lol spotted the frail little mommy boy trying to prey on his peers
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>>135980595
https://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/17/business/dealbook/welcome-to-your-first-year-as-a-lawyer-your-salary-is-160000-a-year.html
http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Software_Engineer/Salary/59446d73/Entry-Level-San-Jose-CA
https://www.quantnet.com/resources/uc-berkeley-master-of-financial-engineering-program.3/
http://www.anderson.ucla.edu/degrees/master-of-financial-engineering

>>135983154
I'm not him.
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>>135983783
Always archive

>https://nytimes com/2015/04/17/business/dealbook/welcome-to-your-first-year-as-a-lawyer-your-salary-is-160000-a-year.html
https://archive.is/mda87
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>>135957644
nice .magik you shitlord retard. i like it
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>>135983815
how do you get past the captcha
did you just buy a 4chan pass?
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>>135955759
sketch show "world peace" had a few genuine laughs
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>>135973992
t. cia nigger
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>>135953809
t. Sam
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>>135984403
It's a bot
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he's dropping redpills on Jews
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>>135985154
reading comprehension
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>>135962790
>he's a pretty big guy IRL
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I met him back at HWNDU, he`s super fucking chill. Got stuck next to the camera with him after he did the "heebs will not divide us" thing. He signed my kek statue, back when that shit was still a thing. good times
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>>135953809
SELF
DEFENSE
SITUATION
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>>135986652
It would be pretty cool to be friends with Sam Hyde, not gonna lie.
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>>135987419
I had to leave early, so i missed out on any getting drinks or anything that happened afterwards, which im kinda pissed by. i really hope that something like that happens again. the brotherhood felt on the trump side there was awesome, and its not often I get to say my actual political opinions publically.
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>>135979266
>Comp Sci students make 80k out the door in Silicon Valley.
And they are living in the fucking cars, because this kind of money is nothing there.
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>>135987671
No, you can survive just fine on 80k. I live in Mountain View, when I first moved here 5 years ago I was making 60k, and was in no way hard pressed. Rents have gone up since then, but You can afford a decent apartment on 80k and live comfortably. Buyin a house though... million+
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>>135953809
thats one ugly jew
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>>135957601
>these are the people posting slide threads that get hundreds of replies from the gullible denizens of /pol/

wew doggy
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