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Alpha males don't exist. Suck on that, /pol/. https://

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Alpha males don't exist. Suck on that, /pol/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTyQgwVvYyc
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But faggots do
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>>135941364
well its not like you would ever know
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Wow the source of the analogy was based on a false assumption so that invalidates the reality that the analogy is trying to describe. Really amazing logic and argumentation.
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>>135941428
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>>135941364
>alphas and betas aren't real I swear
t. comedy channel run by only beta males
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>Beginning of the video
>Girl: I usually have a thing for alpha guys
>Beta Adam: "Uhmmmmm ackchuallyyyy..... no you dont"

Yeah i'm sure nothing gets panties wetter than you autistically explaining to women what they find sexually attractive.

>at the end
>so really the most successful guys are the ones who are just nice to women and give them things. heh heh. Looks like nice guys win after all!
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>>135941364
Exactly. One of these men aren't superior to the other.
They are both the exact same.
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The betas know.
SHUT IT DOWN!
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How the fuck would a Gamma like that know?
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>>135941837
What's biologically making me like the guy on the left more

I'm straight btw
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>>135942154
Halo effect.
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>>135942154
>What's biologically making me like the guy on the left more

Betas: "NOTHING. ATTRACTION IS TOTALLY RANDOM AND NOT BASED ON APPEARANCE SIGNALLING GOOD GENES"
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>>135941837
Probably because you are straight and he's effeminate.
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>>135942555
Oh shit, read it wrong kek.
He signals better genes desu
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>>135941364
Coming from a beta.
There's a major difference between alphas and betas
t. Femanon
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>>135942786
Tits or GTFO
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>>135941364
Is there a reason that (((they))) are shilling this pompous, smug, arrogant, self-righteous, pseudo-intellectual know-it-all?

Oh wait, it's just an idealized fictional version of what (((they))) wish (((they))) could be
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>>135942154
The guy on the left comes across as responsible and reliable. That's not only important in relationships, but also in co-workers and friendships.

Lardo on the right however, has the face of someone who will backstab you the moment he stands something to gain from it.
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>lets attack this strawman with a pompous, smug tone.,, for the love of god don't actually look at the content
Why are progressives all such leeching, unoriginal retards?
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>>135941364
Would the College Humor of exactly one decade ago have produced this? How do you think most Democrats thought about the alpha male idea then, versus now?
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>>135941837
Stronger chin, less fat on the face, not looking like an autistic man child
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>>135942154
His features indicate that he has far better genes and is far healthier than the "man" on the left, so the halo effect(google it) naturally makes you like him more as he is a superior and more aesthetically pleasing specimen.

halo effect even affects straight ppl of the same gender, because we all value good genes health in everyone around us.
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>>135942786
What's the difference? The alpha is 6'0 and the beta is 5'11. Natural selection at its finest
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>>135941364
El Chappo
Marc Antony
George Washington
JFK
Mike Tyson

Wow, some little power bottom didn't do his homework very well. It's almost like all of history shits on his theory.
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If alpha males don't exist then does toxic masculinity not either?
What happens to the concept of masculinity?
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>>135941805
If being Nice got us pussy, there would be world peace, no crime and I would be having a threesome with Alexandra Daddario and Sophia Turner while Taylor Swift and Daisy Ridley were waiting for their turns.

>>135941364
I fucking hate this faggot and don't get me started on how I don't believe a single one of his episodes. I mean it's from Collegehumor. I stopped going to their website once they stopped doing the Hottest College Girls contest.
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>>135941364
Oh hey look, your smug friend who reads Cracked.com too much got his own show
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>>135941364
You arent born alpha or beta

You become alpha or beta

/thread
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>>135941364
>t. nu-male with beta cuck rimmed glasses and faggy haircut
[ X ] Almond Activation
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Omega master race
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>>135943742
I like this post and you.
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>>135943381
Yeah but reducing those people to merely some sort of biological function is obtuse. Who's to say George Washington wasn't dominated socially in different settings? Or any of those people, their greatness stems from a larger body of traits than something that can be neatly and cleanly packaged as "Alphaness."

It doesn't totally negate the idea that certain men naturally tend towards leadership/following and are more or less attractive, but it does expound it to point out that it's not always one-sided. Someone like Marc Antony probably constantly deferred to competent people in a variety of matters.
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>>135941998
This is hilariously correct

Betas think that women being more promiscuous will get them laid. At best it will get them cucked.
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>>135941428
FPBP
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>>135942154
If I was getting shot at Id want the left guy in my squad
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>>135943742
God I hate that faggot

>DUDE did you know sharks really aren't dangerous at all? You can go swimming with them and there's a 75% chance nothing will happen, heh heh.

>DUDE ACKCHUALLYYY niggers aren't dangerous at all, you can hang out with them, and there's a 75% chance nothing will happen!

>CHECKMATE RACISTS
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>>135941364
Ok, so I looked into it.
>When it comes to the actual mating, only the lead male and female will actually do so.
>L. David Mech himself says "alpha" doesn't exist unless there are multiple breeders in the pack (which is what creates the hierarchy)

So if you put that together, along with this video, in a typical wolf pack, only the male and female will breed. The other wolves will not breed. And this is no way related to the way we use alpha/beta to relate to humans.
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>>135943709
>If being Nice got us pussy, there would be world peace, no crime
kek
You might be right.
Women mostly base their dating/hookup decisions on the male dominance hierarchy. Then dominance becomes an end in itself rather than being the product of a productive endeavor that should be beneficial to society.
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>Adam ruins everything
Such a fitting title for his show
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>>135944035
This show just reminds me of the millennial obsession with iconoclasm, usually displayed by being a know-it-all jackass
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>>135943133
I miss the powerthirst days...
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*Destroys your world-view*

Also bonobos sound like the cucks of the animal kingdom
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>>135941364

HEY EVERYONE IF I EXPLAIN WHY BEING BETA IS COOL THEN CHICKS WILL WANT ME!

>nah
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>>135942928
Fuck off
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>>135944949
I could be wrong, but I think Picnicface was a separate thing from CH.
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>>135941364
How does this revelation affect virgin chad memes?
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>>135943353
I'm talking beyond the video. It's instinctual to know if a man is alpha or not because we look for a good partner when considering child rearing.
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>>135943133
Hell no, the Collegehumor back in 2007 was the equivalent of today's TFM or other frat websites minus the frat shit. It was all about partying, hot girls and the fun stuff that goes on in college. Now it's like cracked, full of SJWs and shit like that.

Here's an example of what I remember
http://www.collegehumor.com/post/3930781/americas-hottest-college-girl-2009-is-here
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>>135941364
>Alpha males don't exist

Says the quintessentially weak beta male.
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>>135941364
>being a white knight giving out backrubs will get you laid
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>>135943817
nobody in the thread or the video made that claim, retard

>basic reading comprehension/processing a fucking 4 minute video
>american education
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>>135943514
CHECKMATE.
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>>135941364
Can't imagine why that guy might be seduced by the idea of denying hierarchy. Drawing a total blank. Anyone?
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>>135941584
Humans are a coupling species and do not have Alphas, you retard
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>>135943902
>A roman general who transformed Rome into a autocratic empire, from an oligarchy probably deferred to people.

You're too dumb to post here. Don't do meth and post.
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>>135941364

>#1 Trending

AKA Youtube approved propaganda choice.

>CollegeHumor

Yeah that's the go-to for facts.
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>>135945127
bonobo's in their natural habitat have no predators, and abundant resources, which is why they don't need a hierarchy and can fuck each others' brains out all day.
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>>135945728
"Dude the ground is all wet outside"

"Oh... so was it raining a little while ago?"

"WHAT THE FUCK I NEVER SAID IT WAS RAINING YOU CANT PROVE I SAID IT"

Why do people these days get so explosively butthurt when they say something, and you make reasonable implications, conclusions, or inferences based upon what they said?

Is this cultural marxism at work, playing word games?

>look, all I'm saying is that the proletariat need to rise up and sieze the means of production

>oh, so you're a communist then

>NO NO I NEVER SAID IT YOU CANT PROVE I SAID IT BECAUSE I DIDNT ACTUALLY SAY IT
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>>135946176
Yes, Marc Antony had a huge retinue of very intelligent capable people whom he conferred with regularly. That's not a "stupid" idea.
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>>135946088
We might not have alphas but we have fluid dominance hierachies. If it wasn't like this it women wouldn't constantly shame men into trying to get ahead, getting a better car, and so on.
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>>135945669
I miss the 2000s
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>>135941837
God damn, i love being a chad
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>>135941364
>female sexual preference for dominance and aggression can't possibly exist because somone misunderstood wolf behavior
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>>135946088

Stop pretending you don't know what people are referring to when they say alpha.
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>>135946449
Yeah, exactly. The makers of this video aren't using that sort of nuance in their argument because they have an agenda.
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>>135946449
Sure but that's completely separate from the concept of an Alpha. It's completely sensible that those with greater success would have greater mating opportunities.

4chan virgins are unsuccessful basement dwellers that don't know how to shower, which they can absolutely fix.

>>135946764
They need to use terminology that isn't specific to an already existing social hierarchy that humans as a species do not participate in. "It's just an analogy" is a poor excuse for being called out on misusing very specific terminology.
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>>135942154
He doesn't have the beta glasses and he doesn't look like a date rapist
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>>135946579
Same anon...same
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>>135946352
>weird angry nonsensical rant
>american education
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>>135941364
what is wrong with this faggots head? i want to curb stomp this faggot and cum on his corpse
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>>135946952
Stop trying to police peoples language you fucking leaf
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>>135941364
>this evidence does not point to them being Alpha
>therefore there are no Alphas
What is the argument from ignorance?
Did he just call those asians monkeys?
Smaller more mildmannered males win via alliances, not being meek or mild. They are friendly with the children.
A dominant personality is dominant everywhere. Playing a game while losing is not qualifier for being beta.
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>>135946952

or we can just keep using this word that everybody already knows what we are referring to when we say it.

this isn't controversial.
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>>135947119
Okay I guess Gender can mean anything then, my gender is ghost and my pronouns are xe/xir

>>135947170
It's not controversial because the people using this terminology don't know shit about sociology and their problems with women stem from being fucking retarded
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>>135943817
Some guys also just win the genetic lottery, and grow up to have more masculine features. A George Costanza is going to have a tough time versus this guy on the left >>13594183 when it comes to trying to woo women. Just do the best you can with what you have, and don't waste your time on women out of your league.
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>>135946992
>he reads something that makes sense, and calls it nonsense

cool newspeak
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>>135941837
>ywnb Nordische Master Race
If you think about, there really is no reason to live at all.
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>>135947429

words are used because of their utility in describing reality. They aren't invented by pretentious cunts like yourself.
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>>135946218

Lady bonobos chase alpha dick too.
http://archive.is/9R75Z
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>>135947596
We already have words that describe the social situations people use when they say Alpha to describe humans. It's existed long before internet virgins co-opted alpha.

Words have specific meanings and do so to help us convey our messages accurately to eachother, this is like calling all sets of stairs ladders and expecting others to not call you retarded.
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>>135945538
no both of those roles are valid because they can be observed in society
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>>135948090
>Words have specific meanings

Retarded has a specific meaning that you're ignoring because you know that i'll know what you mean.

You're doing exactly what you're bitching about RIGHT NOW
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If alpha male is mostly extrovert, then are there any statistics of extrovert and introvert percentage that produce offspring lifetime? Percentage lifetime relationships?
Curious and I couldn't find any.
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>>135948408
But I do believe you are less advanced in mental development, that's not a misuse at all.
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>>135948408
>>135948533

What are you two sucking eachothers dick about?
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>>135946448
Yet you think he wed cleopatra, one of the only female leaders of Egypt, because he wasn't Alpha.
The post wasn't stupid, just the dickless wonder making it. Adam is a stupid queer and bases human interaction on non human mating habits. It's like saying human are x becaus cars are y.
The whole thing is a joke, disproved by any snapshot of history.
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>>135948090
The analogy works perfectly precisely because people know the full implication of the word even though it doesn't apply to humans and does apply to another species we have literally domesticated into being subservient. Same thing if I call you a fuccboi, its largely a made up word but you know the full implication of what it is. Tada! it becomes a part of the lexicon similar to alpha.
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>>135949061
The terminology originates from gray wolves, and in gray wolf packs the alpha is just the father of the pack. He does not gain that position through dominance but through patrilineal succession.

The analogy doesn't work at all unless your knowledge of pack species is extremely poor.
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>>135949637
You failed critical thinking mate. The ultimate litmus is if I utter a verbalization of glutteral noise and you understand the notion as verbalized. Which you do. Which, in turn, is why people use it. You can't even argue you don't understand what is meant because your autistic screeching NEEDS to understand it in order to sperg out like you are.

While I admire you attempting to sound worldly and smart, you don't realize how idiotic and dumb you come across.
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CHADS BTFO
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It's a social construct
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>>135941428
faggot here, i can verify this
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>>135949954
I think he's literally LARPing as adam at this point.
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>>135949954
Being able to understand language that has been misused does not justify it's usage. English is absolutely a living language and I accept that the definitions of words change with usage.

However Alpha is specific scientific jargon and it is important for jargon to maintain it's meaning. When speaking about sociology it is important to use the already established terminology if you wish to be properly understood.
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>>135947449
>A George Costanza is going to have a tough time versus this guy on the left >>13594183 when it comes to trying to woo women.

Uh, no. It's all about PERSONALITY and CONFIDENCE.

George Costanza would get way more ass than Channing Tatum if he displayed an outgoing and likeable demeanor. You think girls would just like, be attracted to a man based on his looks? Even if he was shy or weird? I think not, bro.
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>>135951188

Get fucked nerd.
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>>135951664
Of course not, he has to have a big wallet as well.
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>>135941364
Fat Greg Proops
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>>135951188
You sound like one of the faggots who argues the definition of the word cuck
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>>135945538
They're both extremists
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>>135941364
hold hold on on
>they are pandering to skinny white kids after talking shit about them for years
they're scared more people are going to join our "aggressive" pro-male side of things
they want betas to listen and believe like faggots for as long as possible
>inb4 a leaf or a german trys to imply that im saying we are alphas
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>>135942154
he'd be better in your hunting crew
but it could be that you just assume he's not a lib because he looks like he cares about is life
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>>135941364
This thread was made by a collegehumor shill.

sage
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>>135941364
Dude. Just fucking look at this guy. Who could watch this, see this man, register his appearance into their minds, hear his argument, and NOT realize he doesn't truly believe it's true but just wants it to be true. LOOK AT HIM. It's not even ad hominem, his appearance literally is the refutation of his argument.
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>>135951978
The English language is the single greatest work of art, and piece of living history, that we possess.

Our language did not spring fully formed into the world just waiting for tongues to speak it. The English language has been developed over millennia by its speakers, and each and every one of them has left their mark on the words you speak today. It's more than a tool - it's a tapestry of who we are. We have words like freedom and justice because at some point some one thought that those concepts were worth communicating. Germans and Chinese have similar words for similar concepts but the translation is never perfect because our language is unique to our people because it is who we are. It's our past and our present rolled into one.

It'd be a cheap display of expensive education to quote from any of the many tracts and tributes lauding literature in language I couldn't hope to replicate here. Suffice it to say on an imageboard like ours that every great post has a great poster behind it using words to hone his point and make it land. Every great experience you've had here you've experienced through the medium of language - our language, the English language.

When you use poor English you're launching a twin assault on art and history - and for what? Because rules are for queers?

You're not cleverly satirising someone else. You're sloppily making a fool of yourself.

Write properly.
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>>135941364
He looks like some faggot Hipster I beat the shit out of when I was in college 9 years ago and fucked his druggie girlfriend. He was a lanklet too which made it all the better. Ah, good times those were.
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>>135941837
Can someone turn this into that dumb "virgin/chad" meme?
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>>135954119
#thathappened
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>>135941837
this is a wrong comparison . unless you imply that it s ismply : good looking = alpha , bad looking = beta
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>>135942786
there's no need to call yourself a femanon if you are not going to show some kind of breast.
worse than namefags
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ENGLAND IS MY CITY
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>>135946088
That's complete fucking bullshit. There are alphas, it's just not to the extent that the recent retard-encompassment of it says.

Do you think it's a coincidence that taller men make more money? Do you think it's the height, or the projection of the height on others, or the effect of being taller has on the individual?
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>>135953634
>B-but being good looking, wealthy, successful, assertive, and dominant aren't the same thing as "alpha"!!!!!
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>>135954656
burgers are strange people - they judge everything by outward appearance. They will say that picrelated is a beta cuck just from looking at the pic.
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>>135941364
>if your hair is 1/2 the length of your face you're probably a degenerate faggot conducting psyops
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>>135941837
>Exactly. One of these men aren't superior to the other.
I'd trap for the guy on the left. Butterflies, omg!
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>>135943817
You can believe that if it makes you feel better but there's a reason girls almost unanimously express an attraction to height and certain facial characteristics, neither of which can be changed.
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>>135954656
Handsomeness in a man is largely due to high testosterone and good genetics. Meaning the man of the left likely has better overall health athletics and testosterone levels, and his looks make him more likely to not be afraid to approach women, or other problems head on, because he is less likely to be judged negatively from it. Therefore attractiveness can be a good indicator of alphaness and betaness.
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>>135955065
Judging things by appearance is human nature you fucking retard.

If you're in the market for a car, and you see two of the same cars, one of them with dents, scratches, and a crack in the windshield, the other is immaculate... at the same price, which are you going to buy?
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>>135941364
Wrong, dweeb
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>>135941364

When you realize it was the Feminists that coined the phrase Alpha and Beta males.
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>>135954966
Go away. From here on, Australia is banned from/ pol/.
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>>135941364
#1 ON TRENDING HAHAHAHAHAHA

BETA UPRISING
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>>135955470
This is what I'm talking about: take a piece of shit car with a leaf spring suspension, put a racing stripe on it and burgers will rush to buy it thinking it's an amazing supercar which dominates ferrari and porsche. I blame low IQs for this.
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alpha males don't exist

-t numale manlet
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>>135941364

literally howard the cuck
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>>135955812
First off, the Shelby 500 is up there with Porsche and Ferrari (in a straight line), and yes, it is because of low IQs. People who don't know anything will leave it observation for their answers, which is human nature.
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>>135941364
I'm pretty sure at this point they've fired whichever lone libertarian among the writers was responsible for the handful of decent episodes.
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The alpha/beta thing is basically just describing levels of masculinity, social aptitude, and general social ranking. It's not something based in hard science but that doesn't make everyone the same.
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>>135955861
I feel bad for that little guy
>a major network needs to buy and construct an entirely new studio just to cover up the fact that you're 4 feet tall

>you need to climb a ladder to get into your chair
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> beta, kinder men are more attractive
> implying that almost all mammals on Earth do not pick mates based on physical traits which would indicate stronger better genes.

Adam just disproved evolution apparently
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>>135946088
That was only ever true when we had Alphas enforcing forced marriages.
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What upsets me is that people will
watch this and then repeat "alpha wolves dont exist" as a talking point.
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>>135941364
Says the beta.
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>>135952577
Yeah, and Sargon is an extreme closet fag.
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>>135946952
>They need to use terminology that isn't specific to an already existing social hierarchy that humans as a species do not participate in


The term is frequently used for when describing social behaviors in humans and you probably know that otherwise you would be asking what people even meant by alphas.
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>6'3"
>handsome, look like a chad
>deep voice
but then
>extremely introverted, hardly ever speak unless spoken too
>default facial expression is a scowl
>haven't been laid in like 5 years, girl had to initiate everything
>only 2 friends, rarely see them
>obscure autistic interests like paradox strategy games and reading about demographics

Who /failed chad/ here?
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>>135956520
nigger please don't use the greentext implying shit here, this isn't /a/
also, since when did humans select mates based on physical traits?
it's the size of the wallet, the size of the house, the size of his pay check....
then the size of his cock
cuz the woman know, that even if he can't satisfy her physically, or grant her genetically superior children, she can simply cuck him and buy a couple of orgasm god tier vibes and dildos or nigger prostitutes
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>all these triggered broflakes in the comments. why is saying alpha males arent real so angering for you?? is it cause its pressing an insecure spot? and you lash out?
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>>135957323
clean your room, go to the gym, hit the weights,conquer your body and confidence
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OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN THE BOYIM KNOW
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>>135957323
ayyy
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>>135941837
It's simple, Chads are good looking fellas, it all boils down to that.
If you happen to hit genetic lottery and be good looking, congratulations you're a chad, even if you're quite socially inept, you still get by.

If you happen to get shit genetics and end up being average or below, no matter what you do, no matter the confidence, money, attitude, you won't be a chad, you can fix it maybe with surgery and such but still.

If you're a poor, bad looking manlet you'll be the eternal beta.
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>>135957769
I always thought of the Alpha/Beta distinction as being about confidence and aggression etc. I've known a shitload of ugly alphas.
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>>135957323
"Failed Chad" is a pretty accurate description of me.

>6' tall
>broad shoulders
>deep voice
>jawline to chisel stone with

Unfortunately I was raised by a mentally unstable single mother and I'm about as autistic as Tom Cruise's brother in Rain Man.
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>>135957769
>If you happen to get shit genetics and end up being average or below, no matter what you do, no matter the confidence, money, attitude, you won't be a chad, you can fix it maybe with surgery and such but still.

You can still pick up sluts with no self esteem by "peacocking" like a PUA.

Just dress like a hipster. Shave one side of your head.
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>>135957323
>>135958011
Find a charismatic and ambitious/scornful extrovert
Be his sidekick
Bonus points if he's shorter and worse looking than you
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the only people who'll tell you alphas don't exist are that male feminist type of person. Betas know they're lower on the food chain, and Alpha's certainly know they're higher. Some people accept it as the way it is, which is normal, but cucks like this try to subvert everything
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>>135941364
>This guy exposed the evils of circumcision to the normies
>Does this shit
KornheiserWhy.gif
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>>135954656
While not every better-looking guy will be more of an alpha than every worse-looking guy, it will tend to be that way.
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Search lions and other species. Alpha males do exist. They are selective with their propaganda and even created a cute cartoon to manipulate retards.
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>>135941586
hmm i really respect this lesbian's opinions
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>>135957323
>tfw this
Girls always trying to get with me and I just hate cunts, maybe it's where I live but I can not stand being around a single woman for long enough to fuck them
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>>135941364

you are half correct, alpha "male" doesnt exist, alpha traits however, can be found in virtually everyone given the right condition. (your nerdy engineer can be alpha af if you try to fight him on shits he knows best)

however, the "alpha male" you always read about are men who have a lot of alpha traits and know how to channel their masculine energy well. those things can be improved for most people, but we're talking about maybe at 25% bump. so yes, you can get a little bit more alpha-er, by adopting more of those traits and know when to channel the proper energy.

but if you're fugly, you're always gonna be fugly.
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>>135945728
So what if they didn't?
He's just stating a fact. fuck off.
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>/pol/ is so weak that it can't even get 50K dislikes on this video
Way to go, faggots.
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>>135957323
I don't know if I'm full fledged Chad status but I've definitely fallen short of my potential, due to me being an awkward faggot.
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>>135958958
Yeah, I personally like how human females take down wildebeests, then bring them home where they give birth to a litter of 4 children, making roars that can be heard from 5 miles away.
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wow demasculinizing propaganda is #1 trending on youtube shocking
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>>135941364
Kind of true in our society. The true alphas are technology and the state. Even people at the top of the social hierarchy defer to these abstractions.
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>>135959703
It was this shitty video that used a cartoon for children about wolves to explain why alpha males do not exist. That was what I was referencing, retard.
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>>135957323
>>135957673
>>135958011
>>135958220
>>135959385
>>135959641
>tfw could fuck roasties on the reg but hate roasties and feel disgusted afterwards
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>>135941364
Holy fuck

That was pure bullshit
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>>135946088
Lol, because humans always lived in suburbs where neighbours don't even speak to one another.

Oh, wait, looks like the tv is the alpha of the couple.
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>>135941364
>hierarchy doesnt exist guys!!!1

sick of this communist shit infesting everything.
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lets break down the arguments here

there is essentially no such thing as alpha males in humans because
A) Alpha wolves don't exist
?
B)Bonobos are matriarchal
??
C)when put in a group of nerds that most of society looks down upon, the "alpha" is out of place
????

where are the arguments?
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>>135960170
>Be me, have all those traits except 5'10/5'11
>Extremely autisitic, too intelligent for my own good
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>>135960847
>except not even 6 foot
you never had a chance anyway
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>>135960891
lmao. when will we learn?
>>135960847
Sometimes I wish I had never come across this faggy website. Ignorance is bliss
Some of you cunts are pretty cool tho
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>>135941586
"our conclusions magically reinforce our neomarxist beliefs, what a coincidence!"
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>>135960736
They are hoping the general public is this dumb. Looks like lots of them are and are already calling this video "science." Bill Nye tier "science."
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Only a faggot beta male would say that , I a Alpha male will stomp you a cuck like a little bitch boy for even looking at me . Alpha males get all the pussy , good jobs , fight wars , fight niggers , white trash , spics , etc ,etc and win . Alpha males own houses larping faggots like OP just post shit online or talk shit while living in mom's basement . Now GTFO before I bitch slap you faggot !
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>>135960736
>Expecting logical arguments from a pozzed nu-male queer
All that matters is you keep giving them clicks. Stop thinking for yourself. Adam gets to compare sailboats to citrus fruit and your job is just to mindlessly accept that sailboats are just like humans. Just keep clicking, don't think.
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>>135941364
>Alpha males don't exist. Suck on that, /pol/.
Explain him.
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Coming from the faggot who gets held up as smart for reading a propaganda script which is wrong/mediocre half the time.

Adam is a talentless pussy alongsidd the likes of John Oliver.
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>>135957769
Alphaness isn't about looks. If you think so you're probably a faggot.

There is a genetic aspect of alphaness which is confidence and ease in dealing with situations. There is also the current hierarchy forcing men to succeed within it, and natural alphas may or may not succeed within that hierarchy.

For example, in late monarchies there was a push towards feminine chivalrous behaviour and even foppish characteristics. This was likely an adaptation to ensure that women were attracted to the wealth which came with material hierarchy rather than natural hierarchy and traits.

And today we have people like Mark Zuckerberg, literally the DnD of hierarchy has taken over. Society promotes equality at the same time it allows inheritance without merit, and elevation without value. But in such a degenerate society the beta nerds can easily become alphas if they are lucky.

What's funny is that this shows how irrelevant social hierarchy can become, as Zuckerberg's status can hardly land him a partner. There is a complete disconnect between natural and societal hierarchy at this point, which could explain a lot of the madness we see from women. There really are only men with partial alpha traits now - natural, economic, mlitaristic, political, and intelligence traits have been divided.. True men are quite rare (and I don't say this to give women a pass, true women are also quite rare), while in the past societies would elevate men with partial traits to make them even more alpha, and the true alphas would be skilled in all or most areas.
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>>135945610
Like when you go to a bar and go home with some loser alpha and get pregnant from him? Then their father never knows who his daddy is?
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>>135941364
>be me
>chubby autistic kid, never kissed a girl
>start lifting, lost 30 pounds
>get friend request on fb by grill, start dating
>dumps me for being autistic
>"no more nice guy"
>got out of 3 years of friend zone, fucked dat biatch, dump her
>now
>+50lbs of muscle later (4-5 years lifting)
>beard and long hair (looking like tarzan)
>in 2 year relationship with qt3,14 christian girl
>other grills still showing obvious interest
>need to always ignore them

It is all about the presence, confidence and manliness
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>>135955065
facial symmetry is attractive
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>>135953756
no you worthless shitposting aussie fag

grow up
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>>135947449
boi... genetics in the medical industry are not 1000% on everything. Just cause ya' granddaddy died of cancer, don't mean ya gonna get cancer. and just cause ya' daddy was a ripped billionaire don't mean ya' gonna be a ripped billionaire. Guyz who work out, have a good job, and have a car? they get chicks: because they can pay for food, they look sexy, and they can give their lady rides. It's not rocket science. literally anyone can do it. It's just a matter of actually getting your life together.
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>>135946088
Humans have dominant males and hierarchies, too
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>>135942154
"like" or "like like"
either way its obvi the muscle definition

Males have evolved to respect males with bigger muscles more

that guy got lucky with top tier Germanic facial features due do his forfathers being alpha males way back, and the cuck on the left could look like that too if he just mans up
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>>135948533
Lol, it relies on the AGE, too. On what basis do you determine the truth of his age?
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>>135943117
Because that's what the entire ideology is based on.
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>>135958011
While there's some decent advice here if you guys want to get laid, don't people think all this random sex is degenerate? To me it has always seemed unnatural to go after random women, as if you are browsing for a t-shirt. And one-night stands are quite unfulfilling most of the time.

Finding a virgin to marry, or even just a proper girlfriend, actually takes more effort, is better for the people involved, better for society, and is often better pragmatically as well. The sex, even if it's not better at first, is more fulfilling. And if you end up having a child how could a one-night stand compare to that?

The one-night stand simply elevates your status in a society of degenerates. nothing more. So it's sort of true that 'there are no alphas', it's just the douchebag in the video has it all backwards, there's no alphas NOW because society is in such a fucking mess.
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>>135949637
In wolves, sure.
Humans have dominance hierarchies that aren't dependent on blood, either.
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>>135943817
>implying people aren't born with predispotions to aggressiveness or social aptitude
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>>135942786
>>135942928
>>135954880


No seriously, tits or get the fuck out. F.anon sloot.
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The Alpha Male is a myth.
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Our concept of “alpha” is debased these days anyways. It is based on looks, aesthetics, and money. It was not always that way. Our “alphas” are faggots by historical standards.

You need only look into the past for many examples of real alpha males in human history and society. Kings, emperors, and the like that had entire harems of women and dominated entire empires.

Our modern concept of alpha male is that of a muscle-flexing clown. Genghis Khan was possibly the greatest alpha male in human history and supposedly 1 in 200 of the population of the world is his descendent. Khan was not modern faggot pretty boy “alpha.”
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>>135953756
don't worry everybody. people who learn a bit of english grammar go through this phase where they think there's a "correct" way to speak in the english language. they usually take a few years of research and understanding to get over that.
btw you've got three grammatical errors in your first five sentences, you incredible insufferable faggot
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>>135942154
Physical Attractiveness is a phenotypical sign of health

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090513814000749
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>>135946952
>"It's just an analogy" is a poor excuse for being called out on misusing very specific terminology.

I want you to go to a bunch of particle physicists and tell them to stop saying quarks have color.
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>>135941364
>alpha males don't exist
t. Beta faggot
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Just want to say that when the bottom left male (alpha male productive provider / strong health) from Naked and Afraid XL was lifting up multiple groups, the females were so gracious and glowing when he was arrived and neglected the other males. And were heartbroken and shattered spirits when he got an infection half way through.
It really doesn't surprise me, and got me really thinkin' that he could've got any one girl in a different world scenario.
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>>135949061
>Same thing if I call you a fuccboi, its largely a made up word but you know the full implication of what it is

What if I really don't know what a fuccboi is?
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"alphas" are just people who are good looking and can get whatever they want because of it. they aren't alpha, they are just attractive
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>>135942154
You already know the guy on the right is a douchebag.

But in all seriousness, the guy on the left is feminine. Feminine traits are potentially a camouflage something like the second eyes on butterfly wings. It says 'let me live, attack something else.'

To some extent it suggests health, but only in our decadent society. Go look up MMA fighters, a lot of them are average-looking or even below average. Very few have feminine characteristics, and there is a tendency towards aggression.

Feminine tendencies likely become more common as society progresses passively through economic contracts. Feminine men are often charismatic in non-threatening ways so there is an immediate sense of trust.

And this also suggests a natural beta, so you don't have to worry about cutting him down as a tall poppy.
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>>135946176
>>135948859
Holy shit he's just saying that you can't boil down an entire man's being into "alpha" and "beta" and attribute all his success to that, Marc wasn't a bitch who was always saying "nice guys finish last" and he prob had a decent amount of "alpha like" traits but he's not an alpha or a beta or an anything, he's Marc.
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>>135949637
Not true. Wolf packs will let in strange wolves if they know how to act, and the same structure is kept. Pack structure in wolves and even dogs can be easily proven as a genetic trait:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQuqY1oXpE
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>>135941364
>liberal beta talks about how alpha males don't exist

The irony is completely off the charts here.
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>>135962889
Exactly. An alpha today would look something like Chigurh in "No Country For Old Men". A Psychopath dishing out justice like Kek.

Completely unsustainable, suggesting how far off our society as a whole is from being alpha. You need an alpha society to know what true alphas look like.
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between this and the video game one its painfully obvious the majority of his writers are women
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>>135945538
I don't know but more need to be posted.
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>>135963531
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>>135946088
>you may be good at getting laid, but you probably suck at D&D LOL
>therefor you arent alpha
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>liberal dislikes concept that he has trouble fitting into his world view
>finds a weird way to delete it from existence through tortured logic
this is so old by now.

Nietzsche was spot on regarding so-called "ad-hominems". They're completely valid. Imagine the type of person who feels emotionally compelled to deny that alpha males exist.
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>>135960847
>>Extremely autisitic, too intelligent for my own good

Try meditation. My guess is that you overthink and analyze situations while you're in them. There is no such thing as too intelligent for your own good.

However, just like any power, if you don't learn to control it properly, it will fuck you up. Just like some huge guy has to learn how to control his strength to not crush people on accident, you have to learn how to properly utilize your intelligence so that it benefits you and doesn't stunt you.

In this case it means learning to stop yourself from locking up in analysis during the relatively fast pace of social interactions, but use it later when you have time to reflect on them to figure out better responses to things.
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>>135942154
Bio-bro here.

It's actually an evolved mechanism to ensure that your children will have good genes to select from in the future. You don't want him to father children with your wife (unless you're a cuck), but you DO want him to father children that will have kids with your kids.

Gives your genes a higher chance for survival.
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>>135941428
Hippity hoppity fippity boppity bippity boppity boo!
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>>135963693
Thanks for reaffirming that humans are x because cars are y.
Tell me all you know about the personality traits of someone that existed 2040 years ago, who you seem to know personally.
Then tell me about Gengis Kahn, Leonitus, Napelon, Sitting Bull, Gen MacArthur, JFK, Tutankhamen, Hitler, Pol Pot, Vlad The impaler, and Cesar.
Because you must have been alive for all of it, since you knew Marc Antony so well.
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>No matter how much you work out, you'll still be 5'8" and socially retarded
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>>135943817
t. kike nonsense
Everything in life is a mix of genes and environment and personal choice. It's very difficult to choose to be taller or smarter. It's difficult to choose to be a chad.
>>135946728
White ethnostate's flag reveals itself.
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>>135941364
>only 410,000 views
>#1 on trending
jewtube back at it again
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>>135961450
I know you're a faggot because you posted a thumbnail.
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>>135941364
says the man who looks like he was neutered
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>>135955444

Depends on the situation to which his ability applies. I've seen what you would consider an "alpha" male have zero luck with women.

It's not always about looks.
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>>135956520

Evolution is actually determined by whoever breeds the most not selective breeding, in fact usually selective breeding kills the family tree.

Seen very frequently in dogs and the wild.
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>Alpha males don't exist. Suck on that, /pol/.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsMk_7dYB-o
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This recent alpha shit was cooked up by gay faggots shills and spread about online. That's it. Fags.

>>135961533
What about him? He's a big bitch flexing his arms. So what.

>>135955560
>>135941837
You faggots are just gay faggot shills.
>durr "Alpha" is the kind of guys that we gay effeminate queer shills find hot and sheeeit
[In one sense]

>>135942154
Because you're a gay shill.

>>135961794
>Alphaness isn't about looks. If you think so you're probably a faggot.
Exactly what they are.
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>>135941364
Neither does Trannies. And they kill themselves over it.
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>>135941837
So I showed this to my sister, and asked her, "The guy on the left has this pained, emo expression on his face, while the guy on the right has this smug, douchey smile. Which one is more attractive.

She says, "The one that doesn't look Jewish."
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>>135966984
Breeding is only one mechanism for propagating genes. Breeding alone is no good if your offspring die. Also, you don't even need to have children to promote your genes, since your siblings share half your DNA, so your genes are propagated if your parents have more children, or if your siblings have kids (a quarter of your DNA will be duplicated for each niece or nephew you have).
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>>135941805
> I have a thing for men who take charge and lead me
>Beta Adam: no you do not, I should ask for permission to fuck you.

Lol you are right though. This is beta as fuck. Men should never give anything to a female, especially if they want to be treated as Equals.
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>>135941837
I like the guy on the left but I would not mind someone who is a skinny dude. Fat People disgust me as they are weak.
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>>135967293
>t. skelly
it's always the twigs and femboy softbodies that talk shit about muscle
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>>135962361
>Guyz who work out
>they look sexy
>literally anyone can do it

You can't fix height, penis size, or an unmasculine jawline with even the best workout routine. Which is why I finished with, "Just do the best you can with what you have, and don't waste your time on women out of your league", and not "you'll never be Brad Pitt so just give up".
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>>135946992
You mean the best educational infrastructure on Earth?
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>>135946190
More like the Superpacs and lobbying paid for that top spot. How else is YouTube going to stay afloat.
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I wonder why it is that alpha FEMALES exist in carnivorous pack animals but not really with humans.
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>>135967812
No, muscle is great. Muscle is awesome. pic related.

But you're a faggot.
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>>135967293
Yeah ok buddy, you're so alpha you're beyond alpha and beta. Guess what? Being afraid to be categorized means you're a beta, a beta who's ashamed.
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>>135946579
2008-9 was the end of the good times.
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>>135967293
I found anon.
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>>135941364
But that's a white guy talking. Of course he is going to hide that real Alpha males are black men with 9 inch dongs. Prove me wrong, pro tip, your dick is too small so you cant.
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>>135941364
What is Adam's credentials to be speaking as an authority over such a wide array of subjects again? Is he Bill Nye 2.0?
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>>135968955
Yea no. Nice one, queerbag.
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>>135957323
> obscure autistic interests like paradox strategy games and reading about demographics
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>>135969416
Beat it nigger, back to the trees
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>>135946764
Didn't watch it, but it is a misnomer.
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>>135941364
>says some fucking poz faggot
men have literally whimpered when I addressed them
fucking queer ass faggot
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to deny the terms alpha and beta is to deny that some men are assertive and confident while some are submissive and insecure

those comments made me want to hurl, how could people be this stupid? im pretty average but my god seeing what these retards unironically believe makes me feel like a genius
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>>135946980
I forgot Tara Reid was attractive once.
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>>135957323
holy shit
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>>135969416
>noodle arms
>pencil neck
>awmuhgawd so hawt

give me your address so I can fucking kill you
>>
Look at the top of his head
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>>135969201
>White

Go home, Ari.
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I'm fine with getting rid of the term, because it does two things I dislike.
>It debases great men and kinda paints them as callous, needlessly aggressive jar heads. Most "alpha men" are, in fact, intensely driven to improve themselves and work hard, and the reasons they have that drive aren't often shallow ones. They have their own baggage, responsibilities, and insecurities, and it's a way for them to handle those things.
>It glorifies being a dick and conflates that with success.
Whether or not the term exists has no bearing on the fact that the guy in the video is an unholy abomination of couch potato and unwarranted smugness. If his video on the electoral college is anything to go by, he doesn't have much business being so confident in his own intellect.
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>IF CANT BE AN ALPHA NO ONE CAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>dominace hierarchy doesnt exist
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>>135941364

this fat, beta faggot is projecting so hard
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>>135969822
>awmuhgawd so hawt
That's you're line, fag.

>>135969101
Well aren't you a funny faggot.
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>>135941364
Hang out in front of a sperm donor clinic someday. You'll see some alphas
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>>135968343
>I never heard of Stacy meme
>I never seem women in real life
>I'm both retarded and a newfag
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>>135957323
>/failed chad/

You are a lanklet, you stupid fuck. Normalfags like you need to be genocided.
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>>135941364
Even in this thread there's been 300 different definitions of this "alpha" shit. You'll notice that these shills wont even call out/address all the different definitions. Its because they don't want to crumble their own bullshit.
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>>135941364

The whole alpha/beta/omega hierarchy thing is grossly exaggerated and misrepresented by fucking everyone and doesn't take nearly enough about how people relate to one another into account. It oversimplifies human relationships too much.

Example: a dude is an alpha male at work, totally dominating everyone and earning the respect of his peers, yet is shy with women and has trouble getting laid. Is he an alpha male or a beta?

Or what about a guy who excels at fucking women, but when physically confronted by other men, he practically gets down on his knees and sucks dick to avoid a fight?

The whole alpha/beta/omega thing was invented by PUAs to sell you shit. Autists latch onto it because they view everything through their lens of autism, and neatly categorizing people into levels is exactly what an autist does when he doesn't truly get people.
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>>135967920
Is that you? take off the lip stick: put on a collared shirt: boom, datable/
no true, you cannot fix height, dick size, or jawline (but I'm highly doubting your a midget with an undersized cock where you can't piss, and you have a jaw deformity.)
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Literally now means figuratively. I think we can keep using terms alpha/beta male. It will be true eventually.
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>>135969716

He's just appealing to his audience. The kind of people that watch his videos are imbeciles and automatically believe him because they are the beta types he's addressing and they need someone to rub their back and tell them they are special just they way they are.


Basically any human being that has graduated highschool and spent even a small amount of time in public will know there is most definitely alpha and beta types and anyone who feels like they do not exist is in a serious case of denial or needs to leave moms basement once in a while and was probably home schooled.
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>>135941586
What gender is that?
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>>135957769
>If you happen to hit genetic lottery and be good looking, congratulations you're a chad, even if you're quite socially inept, you still get by.

Kinda true, but I know a guy who's swole, 6' and 8/10 facial aesthetics who is still a virgin at 20 cuz he doesn't know how to talk to girls
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>>135945538
>>135964414
Does anyone have more of these memes? I fucking love them
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>>135941364
This is the same guy who said the border wall wouldn't be effective because only 60% of illegals actually cross the border on foot, I'm definitely going to take his advice on romance.
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>>135941364
Why does that guy look like a gay version of Drew Carey?
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>>135958011
This is now a /betafeels/ thread
Is anyone else /latepubertyfeel/ here?
>tfw 18 years old but constantly mistaken for 15
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Seriously, what exactly is 'alpha' though?
I don't want to follow anyone as a leader or any shit, and I definitely don't want to follow.
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>>135970913
>The whole alpha/beta/omega thing was invented by PUAs to sell you shit.

It's older than PUAs, but it's definitely manufactured. Before the chad meme alphas were men who dominated in business. Or so the watch, car, and suit companies would have you believe.

It's all a facade.
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>>135941837
one has his own tv show?
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>>135971992
Meant to say 'definitely don't want to lead'.
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>>135971942
pic taken like 6 months ago for reference
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>>135964414
Probobly the hardest I have ever laughed at a meme.
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>>135970982
>Is that you?
No, dat's my muddah, Chippalene. She's always yellin' at me, "Chippah, you gotta stop bringin' all these hot big breasted broads home wichu! It's like a revolving door of delicious sweater meat in here. What, d'ya think this is the Playmobile McMansion or sumthin?!"
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>>135941364
Cringe as fuck video btw. Holy shit, this must be what normie plebs watch.
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>there is no hierarchy
said the chubby manlet
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That is an atrocious knot.
They can't even be dandies properly.
Just kill them all and let God sort them out.
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lol all this debate about what is an alpha male. it's simple.

Imagine you are a prehistoric human and there is hostile tribe living near your tribe. If you were kidnapped by that enemy tribe, the ALPHA MALE is the guy from your tribe who you would want leading the rescue mission. He has to be smart, brave, an effective leader, and be physically capable. He is the one you can rely on most to get the job done when it matters.

/thread
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>>135972997
whats even more cringe is that when they watch it they think they're getting a peek behind the curtain and really seeing things for how they are
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>>135941428
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>>135941364
that ending though
>you might be the dominant male here but it you were playing dungeons and dragons...
of wow he sure showed everyone, not like winning in some contexts are more impressive than winning in others
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>>135941364
Tfw you realize Adam Conover is pure propaganda from the left...
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>>135971171
>He's just appealing to his audience. The kind of people that watch his videos are imbeciles and automatically believe him because they are the beta types he's addressing and they need someone to rub their back and tell them they are special just they way they are.

EXACTLY! I mean, what sort of man actually watches this shit to begin with?

Related: I used to do harvest work in extreme conditions here in Australia and always with EU backpackers. Want to know whats attractive in this setting? An actual man who doesn't complain and works hard. It was practically Darwin in practice all around me; model tier girls pairing off with rough looking men who don't look good in a suit but can make enough money picking vegetables to buy one.
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"Men who take another man's dick up their ass are the real alphas." Adam Faggot.
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>>135968736
>thinks skinny models are muscular
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>>135941364
Sounds exactly like the kind of thing a frumpy 30-40something who looks like a dyke, can't grow an adult beard and is getting fat would say.
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>>135941364
>"I don't know what alpha means so that means they don't exist"
>using dungeons and dragons as an example of alphas
Nice.
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College"humor"
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Wait until a civil war, and you will see the beta males leaving the land instead of fighting..
Surely in California most males are beta.
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https://youtu.be/WdQpLDm6c0w
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>>135941364
only a college kid would ever say "alpha" or "beta"
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>>135957323
life isn't a battle of opposites. it is becoming the best person you can be.

women are going through the same struggle as men.

if you don't want to be chad, why be chad? be yourself. work on your own issues.

I am 5'8" and am in good shape. i do what i want and life goes my way. no one gives me shit about anything. if you are yourself you walk your own path and no one can stand in your way.
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>>135941364
Alpha and Beta are classifications created by jews to destroy goyim races.
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>>135941364
>Doesn't mention Lion's alpha hierarchy
>In his own examples with the bonobo chimpanzee; there's a matriarch but refuses to explain if there's an alpha female hierarchy.

And as >>135943514 says, if there's no alpha males, there's no toxic masculinity?
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>>135956520
>> implying that almost all mammals on Earth do not pick mates based on physical traits which would indicate stronger better genes.

>Implying human instincts can have any selection prefrence on non physical traits.

Why do you think that women don't select for intelligent men, considering how important intelligence is to protection and providing in the 21st century.

Most human instincts are no longer relevant, considering they were created before the advent of industrial civilization.
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>>135941364
Says the video made & promoted by beta males
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>>135945669
College Humor when I was in college (2002) would have horrified the people who work there now even more than the stuff they had a decade ago. It was pretty much drink recipes, naked women and off color jokes.
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>>135948090
>this is like calling all sets of stairs ladders

People in the navy do that though.
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>>135951664
>You think girls would just like, be attracted to a man based on his looks?

Yup.

>Even if he was shy or weird?

Seen it happen.
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>>135968736
haha that guy is a frail faggot
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>>135957323
>literally cannot muster up enough courage to speak to girls
>aside from that i'm a loud mouth, overly confident narc

it makes no fucking sense
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>>135941364
So, this show is basically Penn and Teller's Bullshit but for limp wristed soy swilling faggots?
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>>135955065
it's only smellz
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So just replace Alpha with Dominant. 'Dominant' Males get all the women. 'Dominant' Males are more likely to succeed. ect
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>>135941364
They do in "Brave New World".
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>>135972225
ive never seen anyone look so gay in my life holy shit
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>>135967408
She's ready.
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>>135941364
>SJWs introduce concept of Alphas and Betas in their argument to combat muh patriarchy
>Faggots on /pol/ start using the term to shitpost they hear it so much
>Le memes trickle down to reddit and people start using term unironically
>SJWs forced to debunk the concept they created its used so frequently in positive contexts by the masses
Nice to see a plan come together
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Really wished /r9k/ didn't leak onto /pol/ with it's pseudoacience bullshit. Alpha by th term of 4chan doesn't exist, natural tendencies don't make girls pick out pretty boys, a incredibly human think which is mental recognition does, and even then girls would probably base physical attractiveness on what personality they like in men. Want to know what a girl likes? Anything. Just like you. Can their views be warped by society? Fuck yes, just like you. While I understand frustratiom with not being able to find what you like, if you wver got a girl which wanted you, and you liked her then spouted this bulllcrap, she'd fucking dump you for being a insecure p.o.s and a hateful one at that. Question yourself, does a girl want to date a person who cagetorizes her, who subconsciously hates her because of insecurities in relation to the bullshit you've set up with alpha beta which only harms yourself?
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>>135957323
>tfw same traits
>tfw liftan and getting swole
>tfw super autist
at least I have my anime
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>>135970299
>>135969416
>>135968736
do these "men" have aids or something? why are they so skinny
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>>135951664

> doesnt think women care about what a man looks like
> being this naive
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Why do lefties think they can just say things, and that makes it true? Why do lefties give anyone with any sort of notoriety unquestioning support? I bet this Adam Guy doesn't have a degree in anything worth shit, he probably don't know anything.
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