It's 7am, September 11th 2001. You are on foot in New York

I'd buy a turban.

>>135918762

>bets on the Jets

tell everyone in the street that there's a party at the top of the world trade center starting at 8am and they'll be giving free food to people.

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spend it all on bubble gum

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>>135918972

>>135918762
invest into Halliburton ASAP

>>135918762
Buy a camera and look for the dancing Jews.

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i keep walking to the bus stop.
gotta be at work around 8am.
nothing happened for another hour and half...
but when it did i went outside and took a look.

Call in a bomb threat to the WTC and go have breakfast at Trump Tower.

call the police and make a bomb threat on the trade center

>>135918978
>free food to people.
free food to black people.

>>135918972
You bastard

>>135919548
breh...

>>135918762
run around like a manic screaming about terrorists and airplanes

"IN ONE HOUR GOD WILL MAKE HIS DIVINE JUDGEMENT UPON US FOR NOT KILLING THE VILE JEWS."

Call in bomb threats to Logan airport, Portland Airport, and whatever the other two were

>>135918762
open a savings account, deposit the $100, wait until now... boom let the interest ride

>>135920023
why not wait and buy bitcoin?

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>>135918762
Call in a bomb threat for both WTC towers, tell them terrorists with box cutters will also be hijacking planes in NYC, Washington, and Boston to use as weapons.

Go have nice breakfast.

>>135919922

Newark and Dulles.

After calling in the threats I’d head over to the closest merly lynch and drop that $100 into Apple stock

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>>135918972

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plot twist.

you have super powers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ

>>135920242
Nah mate
Drop it in Amazon/Ebay whatever was on the way internet wise. That shit cashed in good.

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>>135920401
whynotboth.mexicanloli

>>135919472
Looks like Beijing

>>135918762
get some food weed and tony hawks pro skater 3

>>135918762
$10 prepaid phone -$10 credit - call news and spread the word. $80 on taxi the fuck outta there.
make big windfall on paid interviews about your knowledge of 9/11 and the inherent time travel available in the future.

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>>135918762
Buy a boombox, a hazmat suit & mask. Walk around the blast site playing Smash Mouth - All Star on loop

>>135918762
>It's 7am, September 11th 2001. You are on foot in New York City. You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?
Invite all the Harlem niggers to a party on top of the WTC and use the hundred bucks to buy liquor and KFC and then slip away just a half hour before the attacks so i can watch the attacks from a safe distance on the rooftop of another building.

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>>135921302
>$10 prepaid phone
>2001

I dont think so timmy
Anyway
Call the FBI tell them two planes are going to crash into the trade towers and one into the pentagon
Call in bombs at departing airports
Tell them to detain any arabs they see
>tfw no war on terrorism and 6 trillion US tax dollars saved

>>135918762
Pay a hacker to hack the stock market it's what the jews did so why not.

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>>135918972

go check the basement of building 7 for demo charges to finally shut autists on /pol/ up

>>135919548
KEK

>>135918762
>Buy a parachute
>Go to the top of one of the towers and wait
>Jump off after the plane hits so I can be famous and get on Opera.

>>135920203
He coulda bought gold and sold it in late 2008, then bought bit coin

>>135918762
All in on Halliburton. Long on margin.

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>>135918762

I would sneak into WTC7 and trigger the water sprinklers to soak everything and make it non-flammable.

>>135918762

Buy the best camera you can and get shots of WTC 7

>>135920234
>"we know"
you act like you'd change anything

stick wallet in mouth. i am three years old

If you do not leave the wtc right now you will never have a girlfriend.

>>135918762
Find a $100 day hooker

>>135918762
I would buy a bus ticket to Philly, buy some smack and shoot up.

>>135918762
$100 on the Patriots to win the Superbowl

>>135921575
Top tier

>>135918762
Go for a meal in Windows on the World. I hear the view is amazing.

Buy cocaine

realtalk here, how would you warn people about this? wouldn't no one believe you?

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>>135918762

>You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?

I call every major media outlet I can from a pay phone and tell them that the Mossad and the CIA are about to hijack planes and fly them into the world trade center and the Pentagon.

>>135918762
get myself an analog camera. film the non-existing plane never hitting the towers.
ask me why analog and I'll tell you.

>>135918972
Kek

>>135918762
Leave, go home, smoke a bowl and take a nap.

>>135923872
Why analog

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>>135918972
>>135919043

Invest $100 in Apple.

>>135918762
GET A PARACHUTE AND GET ONE LAST BASE JUMP OFF TOWER IN 2 WHEN TOWER 1 FALLS.

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Call Randy Savage. I'd get him to stop the Hulkster. Buy a video camera. Sell the footage to Gawker.

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>>135918978
>>135921845
The observation deck was on the south tower which was hit after the north tower.
>>135919922
>>135921985
Calling a bomb threat on the airports would be useless as the planes left way before 7am when you arrive.

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>>135918762
I would buy one of these signs and a 12 pack of PBR.

Then start yelling "I told you so."

Also
mega millions = 3 · 11 · 33 · 41 · 49
Mega Ball: 21

Powerball = 13 25 35 39 47 Powerball 1 power play 3

Breakfast at Windows on the World.

>>135918762
Probably 100$ of water and sell it to fire fighters for 1000$

>>135918972
You mean shorting AA stock, and actually YES IT WAS DONE (read Webster Tarpley) AND WE DON'T KNOW WHO DID IT BUT (((THEY))) KNEW WHAT WAS COMING (((DAYS BEFORE)))

Go home and wait for gta iii to come out

Sage it all to hell

>>135923872
But... But i saw it on tv?

I would short every single American airline stock

>>135923773
You wouldn't warn people, that's stupid. Your best bet would be to call in a bomb threat to the trade center or the airports from where the planes were hijacked.

>>135918762
>It's 7am, September 11th 2001. You are on foot in New York City. You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?
The same thing I did last time. Videotape it from across the river, cheering and laughing and doing Jewish dances.

>>135924614
Also the owner of world trade center was jewish lady that had a doctors appointment that morning

really makes one think

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>>135918972
God fucking damnit

I would call in bomb threats at Boston Logan, Dulles, and Newark. I'd also call in bomb threats at the Capitol, the White House, the Pentagon, and the WTC. With a New York Brooklyn Jewish accent. I'd then join >>135919548 for breakfast at Trump Tower.

>>135924335
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_93
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Airlines_Flight_175
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_11
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_77

United 93: Newark, push-back 08:01, take-off 08:42
United 175: Boston Logan push-back07:58, take-off 08:14
American 11: Boston Logan, departed 07:46, take-off at 07:59
American 77: Washington Dulles, departed 08:10, take-off at 08:20

>>135918972
well played

>>135919548
>>135919673
>>135920234
>implying it wasn't an inside job and you wouldn't just get vanned+tortured for your knowledge.

>>135918762
>be american
>get shot

>>135923872
You said you'd answer >>135924113

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>call in bomb threats to WTC and Pentagon to keep us out of middle-east kikery
>Sit around until 2003 with the 3000 memes on my phone and become king of 4chan by popular vote
>fuck Moot right in his boipuse
>use my forethought of future tech and revenue from loli body pillow ads to create Amazon/Facebook/Google etc and keep it out of the hands of the fucking kikes
>Become God Emperor
>Purge non-whites
>Colonize mars by 2017
>purge Xenos

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>>135925249
>The same thing I did last time. Videotape it from across the river, cheering and laughing and doing Jewish dances.
HAVA

NAGILA

Fantastic times, right little bro Sivan?

>>135918762
short airline stock , Iraqi currency and trade towers holdings. invest in oil.

>>135918762
File a flight plan with the agency

>>135918762
>approach nearest guy
>Hey i bet 100 dollars that building will be hit by plane
>Guy looks confused
>shakes hand agree our bet
>He loses
>i have 200 dollars now

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>>135926551
>mfw Donald Trump is actually a /pol/tard who was transported back in time and has been planning the greatest meme war for decades.

>>135920401
No.
Buy defence contractors. They doubled/tripled the day the market reopened.

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>>135926855
Just stick to making Jew mask. Making money isn't your strong suit.

>>135926855
>double or nothing!
>ok, bet another plane comes and hits the other tower
>you're on!
>$400

>>135926615
HAVA NAGILA

BENIS MACHAD

>>135918972
fuck
spbp

>>135927054
kek

call my dad and try to convince him not to get on that plane.

>>135927194

Buy a cellphone jammer to prevent your call from getting through

>>135927194
>killing your father
Why?

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>>135927194

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Warn everyone, which will of course not work. Police will detain me for weird behavior.
But then the attacks happen. I will be on every talkshow and make millions. I will claim I'm a time traveller and I will work for whatever industry benefits from my knowledge.

Get more money and buy bitcoins. Oh and do nothing about 9/11

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i'd go watch hot shots part 3

another trick goys
>ask random chick
>would you blow me if plane hits the building?
>plane hits the building
>Oh GOD YOURE A MAGICIAN
>Get a blowjob

Sad thing no one would believe u for attacks.

>>135918762
crash this airplane

>>135927687
you will be in guantanmo on a nice stretcher, being waterboarded.
Not in a talkshow.

>>135918762
Bet Donald Trump's $100 he will be president

Proclaim yourself as John Titor that you came back to give out a warning and tell users of 2chan that in the next hours,two planes will hit in NYC and one plane in the Pentagon,

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>>135927127
BENIS :DDDDDD

Call into Alex Jones show and say the following

>Alex I can't talk long. The government and the mega banks are teaming up to false flag the US in a war for oil. In approximately an hour and a half a plane will strike the WTC tower one and another will strike tower.......OH GOD OH SHIT I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME

I would make fake gun shot noises and hang up.

>>135920234
This.

>>135918762
Buy a shitty gun and shoot Larry Silverstein.

>>135927687

No, they'll blame you for being involved

Find the hottest chick I can, tell her I'll pay her $100 to blow me. Then when she's doing it, tell her I'll be that two planes hit the WTCs, and if I'm right this BJ is free.

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Someone give me a quick rundown on this

>>135918762
>assuming i came back from the future and know what's going to happen

Buy a camera
Find a good angle
Film the whole thing, specially the first impact
...
PROFIT!!!!
Bang all hookers in NY with profit

>assuming i'm as clueless as everyone else

Bang one hooker.

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>>135918762
Be careful. The slightest little thing you do could create an alternate time lime in which Donald Trump doesnt become president

Advertise competition to find the blackest blacks out there for star role in rebellious slavery movie, all you can eat in the 90th floor restaurant, bring a fren. Doors close 8.45 am prompt.

What would America look like today if there was no 9/11? No iraq war? No mass spying on citizens? Would the 90s have continued on?

Buy 100 dollars worth of water. Sell bottles for 10 bucks a pop downtown

>>135926933
That makes more sense than it should be

>>135924375
This guy gets it

I'd probably hire a male escort and get him to destroy my asshole.

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If 9/11 didn't happen would dems have beat bush and if so would obonga never get in charge

>>135928416
>they'll triangulate on this position really really soon

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>>135918972

>>135924375
Are those the real numbers?

>>135918762
how much are hookers in nyc?

>>135928598
You need time travel to get a free BJ. Okay.

>>135918762
frame bush. buy burgers

>>135929195
laughed.

Make the first 9/11 meme in the world. I will be the most famous memer after that.

>>135929938
Not necessarily that he needs to, but if the opportunity is there why not take it.

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>>135930794

>>135918762
grab silverberg and handcuff him inside WTC 7

Speed down to Washington DC and film the missile hitting the Pentagon.

>>135931170
So he survived? Did he has a parachute? Hold on...

It was a time traveller who knew that and has beaten me already? damn

>>135924335

You say a bomb is on a plane. Anything to stop air traffic and get the pilots to divert.

>>135931360


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourist_guy

You could make it real though.

If you did it on the North Tower you'd even be able to live, because one of the stairways was still intact.

>>135918762

>Bet 100 dollars that a plane won't crash into the world trade center today
>lose
>profit

>>135931497
Interesting, gonna note that in case I get sent in the past or shit like that after death, who knows

>>135918762
Take express elevator to the top of WTC. Have a pleasant lunch.

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>>135918762
Invest in Enron

Invest in the housing market. Pull out in Early 2007. Work at McDonald's to pull in more money.

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>>135929658
Yeah I made sure to double check

Call in a bomb threat to the switchboard at Cantor Fitzgerald.

>>135928230
>thinks a plane hit the pentagon.

>>135932403
Found the jew

>>135918762
>It's 7am, September 11th 2001. You are on foot in New York City. You have $100 in your wallet. What do you do?
Go to the phone; call in a bomb threat to the twin towers. Tell them I'm going to do the Oklahoma City thing with a drive by. Who cares if I go to prison? The buildings will be evacuated.

>>135918762
buy popcorn for me and the on lookers

Buy a camera and take a bunch of pictures of the first plane, then sell them.

>>135918762
I don't believe no one said fucking CHEAP CAMCORDER

>>135918972
lol

>>135918762
Call into every black radio station in New York City, and tell them I hid a suitcase full of cash somewhere on the top floors of the twin towers as a contest.

>>135927054
>double or nothing again!
>ok, bet another building will collapse without a plane hitting it
>you're on!
>$800

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>>135934432

>>135918762
Call to every major media outlet and say that false flag attack staged by Mossad will happened in few hours in Manhattan.

Not mentioning towers or planes, of course, to make sure that attack will not be prevented.

>>135926933
Write the script. Write it nigger.

>>135918762
>have warrant out for my arrest
>throw wallet in pile of rubble
>wallet is found and I'm declared deceased
>start new life under a new identity

buy a gun go up to the floor where the floor the plane struck and shoot directly at the sandniggers eyes just before the plane hits, thereby saving everyone

>>135918762

Stop by an office supply store and buy some big markers and a placard

then i'd go stand outside of a morning news show with a sign that said "Jews are about to do 9/11"

>>135935614
this might be the all-around most retarded post ive ever read. almost as retarded as the "traveling is a jewish trick" pasta.

quick rundown of your retardation
>believing the jewish version of 9/11
>buying a gun in NYC for $100
>being able to shoot at a plane traveling at at least 400 mph
>hitting the pilot, somehow the plane veers of course
>believing that sandniggers and not israeli kikes did it.

>>135918762
option a) buy a video recorder and visit the dancing israelis
option b) brass house

>>135927127
Its not BENIS MECHAD its VENISHMEGHA

>>135926551

thank you for your service anon

>>135935909
Good choice, inventive and effective

>>135935949
>>being able to shoot at a plane traveling at at least 400 mph
bruh you never seen me at the gun range haven't you
>hitting the pilot, somehow the plane veers of course
yes and hopefully straight into harlem
>believing that sandniggers and not israeli kikes did it.
>>being a conspiratard

>>135918972
i'd screencap this post, make several prints, and hand them out to people on the street

>>135936702
>>being a conspiritard
what are you even doing here

>>135931658
this photo is more fake than your national pride

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>>135918972
oh fugg

Buy a video camera

Pull fire alarms on both WTC buildings.

Call a bomb threat to the Penta...

Buy lottery tickets.

>>135937101
shilling obviously

Save my money for a few years, then the second bitcoin becomes a thing I buy bitcoin.

9/11 is too important of an event to change, it shaped our world for the entire 21st century.

>>135937557

i don't know exactly how these things work but i doubt they evacuate an entire skyscraper because someone pulled an alarm

>>135918762
>yes hello I'd like to buy $100 worth of stocks in General Dynamics please

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>>135918972
spbp

>>135919472
>GOD DAMN IT I JUST BOUGHT THIS SUIT

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>>135918972

>>135922652
>"Next up we have anon who miraculously parachuted to safety during 9/11" sounds like a good story you could milk and maybe get a movie made after yourself of course after your book deal

>>135919262
id keep it till bitcoin was selling for $.12

>>135919472
>AYY I'M WALKIN HERE

>>135918762
>Rent a Sony HDRFX1 720p HD Camera and Post up with a perfect shot of the Twins Towers and hit that record button, profit

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>>135918972

>Go see my friend in WTC2, ask if she wants to go out for breakfast
>Die

>>135918762
Buy $100 of McDoubles from the nearest McDonald's to me.

Can somebody tell me why some say 9/11 was the start of world war III

>>135918762
Find nearest rub and tug

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>>135918762

Call the school George W. Bush was speaking at ask to talk to him. Tell him I know what he's planning and that I'll reveal it all to the press unless he gives me exactly what I want.

>divert the planes to destroy Trump Tower and the New York Stock Exchange
>crash Flight 77 into the Lincoln Memorial
>allow Flight 93 to land safely instead of shooting it down
>blame Saudi Arabia for the attacks
>invade Saudi Arabia and topple its government
>use "muh WMDs" pretext to attack North Korea instead
>put $100 million in a bank account in my eight year old name

Run to bank, get as much of a loan I can, invest on google, Lockheed Martin and Boeing, cash out around 2007, invest in Facebook and bitcoin

>>135931360
Photoshop m8

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>>135918762
Buy an SS uniform and start yelling around the streets about the beginning of the Fourth Reich and how the Axis will take revenge on burgeristan today

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>>135918762
Call in a bomb threat to the FBI to clear the towers, then go grab a slice of the best floppy ass pizza on the East Coast.

wait until bitcoin is created

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>>135926855
>>135927054
>>135934553
im fucking dying

>>135918972
fucking kek

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>>135928818
so whats the down side ?

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>>135928621

>>135919548
DONALD IS HERE EVERYBODY!!!!

>>135935280
>declared as terrorist

Pay someone to climb some other nearby building to take a picture of every plane he sees for 2 hours.

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>>135920234
(((the fbi))) had knowledge ahead of time of the plot and did nothing.
Your actions would also NOT change the outcome

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>>135918762
>HOLY SHIT
>gotta call places and warn them
>what's the phone number for Logan airport?
>pull out my iphone
>a moment of panic as I realize LTE doesn't exist yet
>run to the nearest phone booth
>my weak, NEET arms can barely lift the phone book
>I begin to flip through the pages, utterly incompetent in the use of tables of contents or alphabetical order
>just as I begin to cry, I see a name on the page that I recognize
>Larry Silverstein

>"Hello?"
>"Mr. Silverstein!?"
>"Yes? Who's this?"
>"Sir, I have information on an imminent terrorist attack on your World Trade Center property!"
>"Where are you son!?"
>"I'm on Greenwich St, sir!"
>"Stay right there, I'll be there in 5min, my driver will take us to the FBI field office."
>hangs up

>Soon, Larry arrives in his hired car
>He hops out, muttering to himself under his breath
>"So you're the one who called about the terrorist attack?"
>"Yes, Mr. Silverstein, my name is anon"
>"Come with me"
>"yes sir"

>several minutes of driving
>we pull into an alley and get out of the car
>"Where are we Mr. Silverstein?"
>"This is the back entrance of the FBI field office"
>I follow as he walks in front, still muttering under his breath
>can't make out what he is saying
>"Where's the door sir?"
>he jerks his head around
>"What!?"
>"Where's the door to the office?"
>we come to a stop next to a dumpster
>larry turns around, holding a gun down at his waist, with a suppressor
>"Mr. Silverstein, what's going on!?"
>"We're going to pull it, kid"
>larry fires
>two bullets strike me in the chest
>I fall
>larry stands over me and shoots me once through the throat
>choking on my own blood
>Larry walks back to his car
>he's muttering "pull it" over and over again under his breath and giggling

>Slowly bleed to death
>last thing I hear is flight 11 hit the north tower.

>>135940191
>trying to extort a US president
you must really like torture

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>>135934432
If time travel were possible!

>>135918762
Call Abdul and tell him the flight lanes are open.

>>135938887

nice

>>135924375
Would the lottery numbers be the same though? Aren't they randomized so it'd just be something else?

>>135937560
True that anon, true that

>>135918972
wheeeeeeww

>>135918762
Buy a T-35 Heavy Tanks and destroy the planes

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>>135942827

Hey, Jews do it all the time, why can't I?

Buy amazon stock.

>>135918762
Call the Howard Stern Show and troll them.

>>135918972
wow top quality bants

>walk down to wall street
>buy 89 shares of AAPL stock at $1.12
>wait for stock splits in 2005 & 2014
>sell 1246 shares in 08-2017 for $195,622

>>135922992
Came here to say this

>>135941474
What that doesn't tell you is that he bought the WTC on July 24th 2001, making an insurance policy a normal thing to buy at that point in time

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>>135918762
I call Dorsia and try to get a reservation for breakfast.

>>135918972

J E T S JETS JETS JETS

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>>135918762
> buy lemonade and plastic cups
> say lemonade makes me see the future
> sell lemonade cups $100 each

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>>135934553
You win best post of 8/2/ current year. Split my sides

>>135918972

Diamondbacks Win World Series in 7.

>>135918762

All In for World Series Champion Diamondback in 7 games.

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>>135943060

Get crew together. We are going bank robbing.

>>135920399
In that case I wreck everything myself and become the worlds first super villian, wrecking the Iraq war narrative before it starts

>>135918762
Pull the fire alarm

>>135929109
It hurts just to think about how good things would be. We might not have trump but we also might not have even needed him.

>>135918762
Any titty bars open yet?

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>>135918972

Buy a hot dog from a street vendor

>>135918762
Buy 100$ worth of beer and cigarettes and watch the show

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>>135924383
This. Me too was waiting for this one

>>135949366
Is that Ivana Trump?

>>135918762
Buy some rocks

>>135918762
Rob the banks in the WTC. When the plane hits, I escape along with the panicked crowds and nobody ever recovers the CCTV footage.

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>all these people thinking there were even planned on 9/11

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>>135919548
>>135919673
>>135920234
>>135928424

yea....................................... thats not a good idea

>>135953718
Planes

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>>135932403
wow that brings back memories......was enron somehow a sign back then of what was to come.

>>135918762
Buy a 4 pack and a deckchair.

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I bribe the patent officer this time