You're at the edgy right wing political rally and this guy snatches off your MAGA hat
What do you do?
Keep in mind he's 5'3, vegan and deeply opposed to physical violence
>wearing a maga hat
Fuck jews
>>135900647
I doxx him and email his boss, then tell him politely "sage goes in all fields."
>>135900647
https://youtu.be/R6o6AgzJuK8
This desu
>Find out his identity
>See that he has a wife
>Sweet talk her on FB
>Get nudes and shit
>Eventually cuck him out
>Post the vid here
>Buy another MAGA Hat
Trump's campaign gets more money, I have a brand new hat, and he gets cucked yet again.
>>135900647
Slow motion uppercut him into the air then jump and slam him down with both fists, land on top of him with both feet and sieg heil.
>>135901255
>Michelle 2024
Is he admitting Trump will win again in 2020?
>>135901255
>trumpcuck fantasizing on /pol/
no surprises here. keep jerking your little dick queer boi
>>135900647
Punch him. Hard.
Then claim I thought he was swinging at me when he grabbed my hat and defended myself instinctually. I'd get away with it, and unless he had many buddies around to swarm me, I'd get my hat back too.
>>135901498
Sick our based niggers on him so that way we can say it was because of him being a (straight?) white male and he wont be able to do anything about it.
>>135901379
kek true.
Stealing my hat is a provocation so I'd punch him.
>>135900647
>Chase him down
>Rip off his pants
>Rape until he bleeds
>Flip him over
>Facefuck him
>Impale him with my Kekistanti flag's pole
>>135902904
>>135902904
Do me Daddy.
>>135900647
Id just flex a 'cep and say something along the lines of
"hows this for a start"
then again im not autistic like you and i know what hillary voters want
I don't own a MAGA hat, I'm not an Israeli puppet
>>135900647
>Punch him in the face about 6 times
>Does nothing but cry.
>He smiles at me just as I stop wailing on him
>Notice that I have blood on me.
>tfw he has AIDS
HOW IS THIS POLITICS?
OH WAIT IT ISN'T
THIS IS A SHILL SLIDE THREAD
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
>>135891766
>>135891766
>>135891766
i let him keep it. it's now the most valuable article of clothing he owns.
i've never seen a shirt more free of meritocracy.
>>135903152
You're getting it too, Nazi!!!
>>135900647
If that was true he wouldnt have snatched my hat. So id probably beat the shit out of him.
>>135900647
Fuck him in the ass till he bleeds and make sure to cum on his face.
>>135903518
as long as you're white, i'm happy.
>>135900647
>Keep in mind he's 5'3, vegan and deeply opposed to physical violence
I'd say "A guy like you should know better than to violate the NAP" and proceed to club him to death with his own shoes.
>tfw you're so hollow as a human being that opposition to Trump is your sole defining personality characteristic
Snatch his hat and make him eat it while he wears the MAGA hat.
Holy fuck, this was his last tweet.
The guy must be bankrupt by now!
>>135904819
these eyes
>>135900647
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>135904199
I-i-i-i-s this a love connection?
>>135900647
That fucking shirt is the most virtue signaling liberal retardation I've ever seen and I'm a fucking liberal.
Fuck your redpills, shit like that shirt is what pushes me right. What a fucking idiot.
>>135905812
>I'm a fucking liberal
>>135900647
I don't have that shitty chink hat. But I would take it back, put it on after ruffling my full head of hair and invite him for a beer. He's an American, regardless his delusions and he has the balls to take my hat, which proves he is. We'd have a fucking chat.
>>135905205
I'd love to know what ever happened to this guy. His wife is probably raising 4 kids right now with him, none of them being his.
>>135900647
Partake in a thoughtout debate on the pros and cons of each side
>>135907358
He got a million likes, and his wife agreed to have tyrones child.
>>135900647
>Hillary 2016
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHH
>>135900647
Palm strike to nose with right left hook with palm of hand. Walk the fuck away and put my hat on
I'm 6' 7" cunt. This poof couldn't reach my head.
I'm sure everyone he snatches a hat from will consider he's a frail little vegan who opposes violence right before knocking a carrot chomper out of his head
>>135907898
You're Canadian. You'd only respond if it had a red marijuana leaf on it. Rightly so. You'd still bend the knee for Merica.
>>135900647
turn 360 & fuck his wife
>>135900647
I bet he'd suck all their dicks.
>>135900647
y-you t-too