I'm Doing Alright, Getting Good Grades, The Future's

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The Cassini spacecraft is scheduled to crash directly into Saturn on September 15th. It has 33kg of plutonium on board. When the probe reaches a sufficient depth in the gas giant, its lead shielding will fail, collapsing the plutonium at super-critical velocity from all directions simultaneously. This will trigger a runaway cascading nuclear fusion event that never would have occurred naturally on Saturn. Normally a sufficiently large gas giant self-ignites into a star by gravity alone; however, smaller gas giants are giant balls of hydrogen and helium kindling that were never ignited, and NASA is about to toss a lit match into Saturn. By September 23rd, the runaway fusion event will have fully transformed Saturn into a new blue second sun, and the satanic cube worshippers will consider this their victory over God. They will remove their masks at this time and begin ruthlessly ruling over us out in the open. Enjoy your relatively normal life while you still can. It all comes to an end in September.

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