Why haven't you taken the scooter redpill yet anon? >fast

>>135880681
intimidating af

>>135880681

Scooter braun diddled Bieber

>gay

Why haven't you taken the Superbike redpilled yet? For the price of a low end Korean car you can own a vehicle that will go 0-60 in 2 seconds and top out at 200 mph

>>135880681
I built an e-bike instead.
>no insurance
>no tax
>no helmet needed

can reach 40mph and out accelerates my friends litrebike.

>>135880869
>40mph e-bike
>in UK

Well it's not as if your country actually has a police force, so I guess you'll be ok

>>135880782
stop it anon i'll report you for hate speech, my scooter is not gay!

>>135880681
Scooter? This must be /polgbt/

>>135880681
somebody post the webm of the Chinese guy driving his scooter into the side of a truck and the wheel rolls over him and he pops like a water balloon and squirts out sideways

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>>135880681
Counter-signal the based vespa scooter all you want, it's still manlier to own and ride something you can take apart, fix and put back together than getting in debt for a huge truck full of electronics you have no idea how to maintain yourself.

>>135880869
how did you do that? Fed up of taking the bus into work by can't be arsed with learning how to drive/getting a 125w motorbike when it's only down the road

>>135881109
>Chinese guy
well that's your problem right there

>>135881185
I used a mid drive kit, its a bafang bbshd.

Just need a battery and a mountain bike to go with it.

>>135880681
>intimidating
>Expressing your masculinity with your vehicle.
Just get a bicycle or pro scooter instead.

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>>135881151
>any vespa rider
>knowing any maintenance at all

>>135880681
> tfw crossing the road one night.
> looks around and there alot of people even though it's 2am. but meh, prolly drunks going home after a party.
> felt like I stepped on something odd and sticky.
> went inside a 7/11 I usually frequent.
> Overheard the clerk and security guard talking about how fragile life can be.
> Asked them what happened and they seem to look uneasy.
> tfw one scooter guy got his head crushed 2 hours before and I literally stepped on his brain and skull particles while crossing the road and I brought in some of those inside the convenience store.

I dunno, if you gonna drive a scooter, at least be careful man.

>>135880681
safe?
the bumper is your forehead.

>>135881300
sweet, I'll look into that

>>135880681
I want one do you need a licence?

>>135880681

scooters are only one of those things

Not suitable for winter or if i need to haul something

>>135880681
Because I fuck women.

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Scooters are for Fags real men ride mopeds

Scooters aren't safe because of the small duck tires. Get a real motorcycle instead

>>135881367
>Philippines
I see that on bestgore all the time, you were wearing flipflops too right? So you probably got some brain on your feet and brought it in your house too, maybe in your bed. You have a guy's first baby memories of looking up at his mother's face smeared on your mattress and your foot rubs against them when you masturbate

>>135880681
What do when rain falls?

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Mopeds for life .....scooter for loosers

Driving on a road with other large 2-5 ton vehicles traveling at high speeds and not being surrounded by a metal cage, seat belts, and airbags just seems too risky to me.

>>135880869
Interesting. Got a brand or pic of something similar?

>>135881612
Scooters are safe if you live out in the country and drive on empty roads with no heavy vehicles and especially no ruts from big trucks passing through repeatedly
In any other driving environment they are not safe.
source: used to ride a motor scooter

>>135881821
see
>>135881300

>>135881888
>scooters are safe provided that all the intricate specific circumstances that make them safe at all are met at the same time
So in short, scooters are fucking shit.

>>135881693
yeah man I was wearing flipflops when it happened. I felt those odd sensation on my feet when they told me the story as I was grossed out on what happened. THey told me that the guy was drunk driving, went off balance and got his head crushed by a truck in the middle of traffic.

For some reason, I was tiptoeing on my way back home because of how gross I felt.

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>>135881151
>still manlier to own and ride something you can take apart, fix and put back together

It isn't manly to maintain a vehicle, it is wise.

>>135880681
>intimidating
I don't know about that.
>fast
Not unless it is one of those 400cc+ scoots.
>>effective
Not if you need to move furniture or have more than one passenger.

>>135880869
30 mph plus on a bicycle size frame without disc brakes is scary i has 4 hp beach cruiser kit that would do 40 on flats i'm probably lucky it got stolen before i killed myself

>>135881151
>huge truck full of electronics you have no idea how to maintain yourself.

>Bought a new Tundra in '13. Haven't touched a thing on it other than oil or brakes

When the electronics shit out, I'll buy another new truck because I actually have a fucking job.

Agree. Every girl in asia is riding already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNjNLYVtG_8

>>135882213
Yes, that's why I use hydraulic disc brakes.

This only has the equivalent of 2hp and I can't imagine using it with rim brakes.

>>135882000
that was basically what I was saying, yes. But if you live out in a rural rice paddy somewhere, or an abandoned Japanese mountain village with three old people and two ghosts, it can be a useful means of transportation.
>>135881694
You get wet unless you have some pretty solid rain gear, also you pretty much need a helmet with full face shield to drive in the rain

>intimidating

Nigga what. I have an 87 Yamaha and that thing will do maybe 50mph at best and it sounds like a whining cat

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>>135880681
Scooters are driven almost exclusively by women and mudshits here. What you want is one of these.

this is why i browse /pol/

>>135881300
I have this kit and I can recommend it.

But i did

>anything on two wheels
>safe
LMAO what drugs are you on

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Um, Dumb and Dumber

>>135880681
Those of us with access to the internet are aware that scooters are the single most effective means of suicide available to todays youth.

>>135881109
Or the one of the Chinese guy that bumps into a car on his scooter at about 15 mph and it blows up. Or the Chinese guy that slowly crashes into every other vehicle at an intersection before slowly driving into a big open storm drain.

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>>135880681

Only faggots ride scooters.

True red pill, cycling.

>>135883124

Anything with redpill in the op is politics now

I think I may have run over somebody on a scooter. All I heard was a crunch, a little toot of a honk, and I found a dildo in my grill this morning.

Bike

>>135881367

how is the Kebab removal operation in South going?

>>135884757
>cycling

I WANT TO RUN YOU OVER YOU INSUFFERABLE FAGGOTS, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD

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>>135886085
No.

:^)

>>135880681
when my 350 plows into you well see whos safer

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mopeds > scooters.
2 stroke

braaaaap

legally allowed to pass cars on the shoulder and bike lanes

no motorcycle license needed

>>135886597
2t is the superior choice

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>>135880681
>

>>135880681
>tiny
>minimal cargo
>awful front fork geometry (poor handling)
>tiny wheels (poor handling and tire life)
>tiny little brakes (poor stopping)
>underpowered (great acceleration for the bike path, poor acceleration for dealing with automobiles
>most can't even attempt highway speed
>as expensive as a motorcycle unless you are buying a pos Chinese scooter

Fit only for low speed travel in urban areas. Basically degeneracy: the mode of transportation.


2 wheeled red pill
> 2 seats
>cargo capacity
>full suspension and modern antilock disc brakes
>full sized frame for comfortable adult riding
> 4 or 500 CC engine goes interstate speed with ease, still accelerates faster than the typical car
>the relatively small engine still gets awesome gas mileage.

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>>135880681
If you're going to go scooter, go all out and get electric

>>135880681

>safe
>intimidating