Point out one thing - ONE - that shows Australia fucking up on

>shitposting DENIED

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>tfw your big brother always needs your help in every war because he always fucks up

>>135864916
you haven't genocided all the abos

>>135865243
Not a global problem like Jewry or a funded government uprising.

Try again.

>>135865321
>>135865243

Or a cold war

>tfw you lose a war against emus
You also cuck for every muslim that comes in to your country

>>135864916
Does the eternal cucks of the UN being perpetually assblasted by us count?

>>135865388
>>>>GLOBAL<<<

>>135864916

How many assets have we sold to the Chinese now?

>>135865321
>wasting resources on subhumans isn't an issue
>when your continent is getting chinked
really activated my almonds

>>135865510
Muslims are a global issue, what do you mean?

https://worldjusticeproject.org/sites/default/files/documents/RoLI_Final-Digital_0.pdf

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>>135865536
Chiners aren't that bad to be fair, I'd rather Euros or Japs/Koreans but they aren't as bad as niggers or sandniggers

>>135865651
But they are in Australia, it is not affecting the world.
How stupid can you be?

>>135865715

Thats like saying cancer isn't as bad as AIDS.

>>135864916

Your whole country is a tiny coastline on a desolate island. Congratulations on not having the means to fuck the world up, Fosters-drinking butthole.

>>135864916

I can bring us down from the inside

>50% of the nation is either a migrant or the child of a migrant

>OVER 50% of those migrants are Asian born

We fucked up on a """"""globalist""""" scale right here;

>It was not until the Fraser Liberal government's review of immigration law in 1978 that all selection of prospective migrants based on country of origin was entirely removed from official policy.

>>135865777

Yeah dude I'm sure giving Muslims a safe place to live and breed won't cause any problems down the line for anyone.

>>135865651
You're an idiot.

I asked for you to point out where Australia has fucked up on a global scale.

Us accepting mudslimes has harmed us, but not the world.

Try again.

>>135865777
Noice!

>>135865883

Australia's coastline is ~60000 kilometres.

>>135864916
>Point out one thing - ONE - that shows Australia fucking up on a global scale like the UK or the US.

we let muslims in.

>>135865865
With cancer you can recover, aids you have for your whole life.

Also chiners aren't beheading us, just our dogs

>>135865883

We have the means.

We just keep selling it all to fucking India so they can wave their dicks at Pakistan.

Why WE don't have our own I don't know.

So is the 'outback' simply unlivable?

Just a desert wasteland filled with the most venomousness creatures on the planet?

>>135865924
>All of Europe
>Canada
>USA
Yeah I am sure it will be our fault if the muslims breed too much...

>>135866022
That's... Are you retarded?

See:
>>135865949

>>135866038
yes, if you don't dehydrate to death enjoy heatstroke

>>135866026

They won't cut your head off they'll just buy all the land and leave you with nothing.

>>135866038
Yeah pretty much. You could last maybe a week if you bring supplies...

>>135866156
Better than the muslims still

I like New Zealand. They got rid of farm subsidies, and their agricultural sector grew healthier/wealthier as a result. Any country that truly values its economy should learn from that lesson.

>>135866230
>flag

Fuck off ancap, no-one wants you here.

>>135866205

Not really, you can fight a madman swinging an axe, how do you fight against a rich insect buying everything you need to survive, legally?

>>135865777
Muslims are effecting a world power's government and trying to push sharia law (australia)
>not effecting the world
You must have down syndrome to be this stupid

>>135866230
Show your flag..

>>135866267
By calling him a faggot I guess

>>135865949
Muslims are effecting a world power's government and trying to push sharia law (australia)
>not effecting the world
you must also have down sydrome just like the other guy

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>>135866038

Eh, no. I mean, you CAN live out there - But you can "live" in the Sahara.

The really unlivable part isn't THAT big - Pic related Will give you an idea of the climate zones.

Tasmania (the blue one obviously) is about the size of West Virginia, apparently.

>>135866230

They did that buy selling all the land to Chinese and American billionaires building bug out towns.

>>135866421
Ok let us imagine for a moment the Australians allow Sharia law (Cronulla riots anyone?)
How will that affect the Globe?

>>135864916

Letting China colonize them.

The Australian demographics are far less fucked than in the US or US, but those countries' invading minorities don't have the implicit support of a rising superpower.

Pretty soon, the entirety of Asia is likely going to be under Chinese influence, the population figures are just too imbalanced. They have 40 times the population of Australia. They may very well achieve hegemony over their side of the world the way the US runs the Americas, and Australia may end up becoming essentially a colony. Hope not.

>>135866421
But you're singling us out for letting Muslims in when fucking troves of the cunts are in the UK.

They actually have a mudslime as their Prime Minister for fuck's sake.

Try again.

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>>135866506
>>135866556
>well other people do it so it doesnt matter if we do

sadiq khan is not the pm either

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODElE-EEF48

>>135866556
Were talking about australia right now, not the UK

Try Again

>>135866629
I think you are the stupid one here.
I donto want Mudslimes taking over.
But the main topic is Global scale

>>135865243
>>135865556
dont worry too much about it, that problem's kind of sorting itself out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA241Lg70fg

>>135866629
>top text bottom text memes
stop

>>135865388
m8 up until a month ago we set them to a prison island that was run by savage jungle nooka nooka niggers. when they closed it we sent them to the us or back to were they came from.

fuck off were full.

>>135864916
I like Australia because it lets me invite other gays over to my house to fuck my holes and its legal.

oi mate how ya'll cunts doing

>>135866506
even 1 muslim is too many

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relevant Australian post :)

>>135864916
Wasn't Hitler from austria? so point proven, he fucked up by losing the war baka

>>135866959
Where did you find that lmao

>>135866858
Does your country have services where you can rent out your apartment or house to gays for a couple of nights like my country does?

>>135867043
probably

>>135866753

yep i guess when the muslims take over australia theyll just stop there lol not a problem for anyone else

>>135866708
No, I'm talking about issues that affect the globe. You seem to have misread what I've posted up top in your flurry of retarded seizures.

Try again.

>>135867225
USA CANADA AND EUROPE are already inavded where the hell are they going to go?

>>135864916
1966, Prime minster Holt ended the white Australia policy.

It's all good though, cos we drowned that cunt for his treason.

>>135867319
>Point out one thing - ONE - that shows Australia fucking up on a global scale like the UK or the US.

Like you said in the post, were talking about australia fucking up, on a global scale. Its looking like your the one misreading, or maybe your just that stupid

Try
Again
Cunt

>>135867349

umm sweetie we're talking about the GLOBE not the anglosphere

>>135867561
Middle east already full of them
Russia has taken in muslims as well
The only place I can think of is Japan and Poland

>>135867723
That has no muslims therefore not global

>>135867538
No, because you're pointing out shit that's harming us directly. We didn't have over 60 gorillian people kill each other over two wars like the Jews did.

We didn't have all of these countries go to war with us because of religious and fanatical shit like the Middle East did.

We haven't funded MULTIPLE rebellions to overthrow tyrannical governments and fuck shit up even more in different countries.

Try
Again
Cunt

>>135867538
its really not that hard to grasp
how has australia fucked up the world

>>135867784

>well we didnt do these bad things that other countries did so the bad shit we did doesnt count

>>135867930
Not at all what I said, stop misinterpreting my argument you fucking gronk.

>>135868183

Theres nothing to misinterpret, stop handballing responsibility

>>135867784
Were still talking about australia and how they are fucking up global scale. You said were talking about issues that effect the globe. Which is it? You change your point every time you reply to my messages. And were not even talking about the US and how we have fucked up, so idk where you pulled that from.

Try
Again
Motherfucker

Stfu and give me my (you)s dammit

AUS doesn't have enough power or influence to fuck anything up on a global scale.

>>135868255
What I was conveying was how we've fucked the globe up in comparison to those countries.

Try
Again
Cockspank

>>135864916
There is nothing to fuck up in auzzie land, it is just a big shithole dessert.
How could you fuck up a dessert?

(FZQLweiv) NO!

>>135868321

ill fuck youre mum on a global scale

>>135868360
There was nothing about comparison in your original post

Try
Again
Jizz Stain

>>135868455
OK, but you have to dig her up you corpse fucking degenerate

>>135868485
I figured you'd be intelligent enough to at least understand that was what I meant.

Try
Again
Knob Jockey

>>135868485
You said aus hasnt made any global mistakes so theres nothing to compare if were going with what your saying

>>135864916
>well aushiiieet
you know "security" cost aren't cheap to secure those migrants, right.
Luckily, your Liberals know that and Gibs million dollar to us, but world economy was declining now, so you must Gibs more million dollar again, so we will not let those million of chinks, pajeet and paki going to your land through here.

>>135864916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGdWIjOlBvs

>>135868649
It was a challenge you fucking moron.

>>135864916
You haven't elected the ebin fish and chips lady and deported everyone who can't open their eyes all the way.

>>135868692
What does that have anything to do with anything? I swear you must have the iq of a nigger to say all of this

>>135868321
True. Australia is a properous nation of only 24 million people who relies on exonomic ties and allies to ensure its safety.

It's like a woman who sleeps with powerful men so she ends up becoming rich her self as a result. Years ago Australia allied themselves with the US for protection, just like a woman siding herself with the steongest male, and now Australia is doing te same thing again with China, Australia's most valuable economic partner.

Australia has gotten as wealthy as it did because Australia is a whore with no inner-strength so they jump on the cock of whichever country is strong. This is reflected in the average Australian as being lazy, entitled, whiny bitches just like a woman.

A country that relies on another country for strength has no pride. Just like a woman

>>135864916
Nbn and guns.

>>135868815
I'm not sure if you're shitposting or what.

>>135866763
Holy shit, fuck my race is dumb as shit.

How easy is it to get a $35+ per hour job in Australia?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/global
For you morons who need to learn what Global means...

>>135864916
>on a global scale
Aussie don't have any effect on the global scale with how useless they are

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Australia is already fucked up, in an other worldly sense. It is like another dimension crossed over onto it.
Just look at your rabbits! Giant, long legged, two legged, long tailed mutant freaks! Wtf is this? It is absolutely horrifying!

>>135868869
Kek
Nice anaylsis

>>135864916

being relevant worldwide.

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>>135869118
And our Chickens

>>135868815
mfw ive been fucking with you a majority of the time and you only just now found out. I mean maybe like 3 of the comments were serious but thats about it. Still though aus is a shithole country with some of your major politicians cucking for mudslimes that want you dead

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>>135869279
Seriously, truly disturbing stuff.
Don't even get me started on the bears

>>135869444
Drop bears yeah :/

>>135864916
>name one global fuck up my internationally irrelevant country has done
Gee whiz. Really scrapping the bottom

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>>135869545
lil demons from hell!

>>>>135868952
put myself on the tag instead of you by accident

I said: mfw ive been fucking with you a majority of the time and you only just now found out. I mean maybe like 3 of the comments were serious but thats about it. Still though aus is a shithole country with some of your major politicians cucking for mudslimes that want you dead
i

>>135869566
Gook

>>135864916
It's kind of hard to fuck up when you don't ever actually try to do anything, you just rely on the successes of your friends to coast by off of their kindness.

Australia needs

-Nuclear weapons
-Mass terraforming
-Population of 120 million
-White Australia policy

Achieve this and your future is brighter than practically anywhere on the planet

>>135869669
There's nothing wrong with being under the radar

>>135869627
>implying a drop bear reflects light and allows you to capture him without getting eaten
nice fake, cunt

>>135869974
No, it needs a nuclear strike ASAP. It is not of this earth.

>>135869974
Or we could keep our comfy population and sell our allies uranium

It's improper to make fun of a retard country literally founded by the worst of criminals, so no one gives you shit but everyone is thinking it.

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>>135864916
Australia hasnt fucked up anything on a global scale. Australia is pretty damn based

Its hard to think of a better country than Australia

>>135870071
The camera is usually retrieved if they manage to get a photo. Last thing they ever see is that i would say...

>>135866482
Don't expect me to get outraged by that. Sounds like good business planning to me.

>>135865510
Cause your shit country doesn't stand anywhere in global impact.
Fuck outta here Kangaroo chimp

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>>135870516
>your shit country
the irony is wasted on Pajeets

>>135870449
>Good business planning
Oy vey
>0.2 shekles deposited in your account

>>135870630
kek

>>135870516
Poo in the loo not in the streets
Also enjoy getting ass rammed by China.
>>135870245
South Africa.. The country that evicted whiteys and is now screwed..
Also not the worst criminals, it was people who stole bread or could not pay back loans

>>135870630
The Comrade gets it

>>135864916
>global scale l
Post somwthing to prove the US or UK have fucked up the whole planet.

>>135870720
>Also not the worst criminals, it was people who stole bread or could not pay back loans
You really believe the British sent bread thieves half way across the world?
They sent the criminals so degenerate that they have no chance on re-integrating to society off to Australia.

KANGAROOS! FTW!

>>135870720
>Ass rammed
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/australian-air-being-sold-to-chinese-and-indian-customers/news-story
Selling even air.

>>135864916
have to be a global player to fuck up on a global scale

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>>135864916
>Australia
>Global scale
Lol, are you even powerful enough to rule fucking Oceania? Rofl. Also, prior to the end of WWII (or whatever the fuck you got your ""independence"", no one really knows because Australia is literally nothing) you were Anglo's bitch, so all their sins are yours too.

>>135864916
Did the boards get overrun by reddit? what's with this fucking asininity? drink fucking coolant, you cunt.

American in Melbourne here. You dumb cunts, I went to the CBD and all i saw for miles around as i walked for a full six hours was fucking Chinese, it seems as though you lot love the influx of wealth that bring and have no qualms letting them into your country with no vetting, and no guarantees from them about assimilating. I have never seen (albeit in China) so many chinks walking around with no apparent command of the English language, because there are so many, they don't need to speak it. As they buy their way into your country legally, with Louis Vuitton bags full of hard currency, what will your government do? You soft cunts are already the most apologetic lot i've ever seen, with your extra Centrelink benefits for Abos so they can sniff petrol and down VB 'til they pass out in the local river. When will the white Australian wake up? Truly, this is sad, i don't know if it is like this around the country, but as far as i'm concerned, Melbourne is the epitome of a multikulti hellhole.

>>135871230
Australia has always been open to the highest bidder, and at the moment Chyna is the highest bidder in the Southern Hemisphere.

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>>135868869
Glad you saw that I wasn't trying to shitpost, but was a simple statement of reality You're analysis seems to me pretty accurate, especially historically speaking. I can't speak so much to the modern geopolitical landscape concerning AUS, but like I said, you seem to be right on track.

Safe Schools
:(

>>135871126
t. cia nigger

>>135871230
This supports the earlier analysis I linked to in >>135871436

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>>135870516
>It's a "Pajeet talking shit" episode

>>135870906
https://sydneylivingmuseums.com.au/stories/why-were-convicts-transported-australia
I know my countries history
>>135870922
So.. who cares about a damn company, China is about to invade your land.

>>135871504
Come on my man, why deny the obvious? Actually, fuck the power, do Australia even has any culture? Because compared to you even NZ with their Maori/rugby shit and Canada with their hockey and some writers are looking like a giants compared to you. What the fuck is even Australia, it never got its own identity, its just a bunch of Anglos living with a strange animals, why call it a separate country.

>>135864916
Neither your country or mine has any global influence

>>135868957
kek

>>135871774
Australia is testament that the lowest of whites (prisoners, convicts forced to migrate there) are better at building civilisations than the greatest that sub-Saharan Africa has had to offer throughout history.

>>135871126
we got our independence in 1901

>>135871774
>do Australia even has any culture?
d-do the abbos count

thats all we got going for us

>>135872261
So is Canada and NZ, but they have something to offer to this world besides this, unlike Australia, which is objectively the most interesting of the 3 in terms of its flaura, fauna and such.

>>135872498
Can you expound upon your confusing grasp of grammar, oh African import to the Americas?

>>135872333
No. You federated in 1901. You didn't get anything close to independence until the Statute of Westminster in 1931. And you didn't get complete constitutional independence from the British Parliament until the Australia Act of 1986.

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>>135871774
Fuck yeah we do!!

>>135872890
Also, there wasn't even separate Australian citizenship until 1949.

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:^)

>>135872890
nah cunt thats wrong
think the government might know more than some /pol/ack
http://www.australia.gov.au/about-government/how-government-works/federation

>Australia became an independent nation on 1 January 1901 when the British Parliament passed legislation allowing the six Australian colonies to govern in their own right as part of the Commonwealth of Australia.

We keep the queen by choice not cause "we da angloz bich"

>>135872855
You couldnt understand what I've written because of "is" instead of "are", are you retarded?

Daily reminder that Australia are awful at both their national sports, Cricket and Rugby.

New Zealand, some shitty island no one had heard of before Lord of the Rings, have consistently kicked their fucking ARSE.

>>135873006
I'm not wrong. Your government can put whatever shit propaganda they want on their websites. All that happened in 1901 is that you became a federation of colonies. The British Parliament still had the right to pass whatever law it wanted with respect to Australia. In fact, your confederation itself was an Act of the British Parliament, the Commonwealth of Australia Constitution Act (UK).

Australia did not have full constitutional independence until 1986.

>>135864916
I wish I lived in Australia.

>>135873006
Also read this:
http://www.theaustralian.com.au/opinion/we-only-became-independent-of-britain-on-this-day-in-1986/news-story/524a277d666ca0614eedcb39a43a9e12

>>135873043
Well they apparantly have some thing called "Australian football". Do aussies here even watch it? Is it any fun?

>>135873582
We didn't thats true, but the British have barely ever meddled in Australian politics, save for 1975 (which was mostly the cia niggers).

>>135873766
nah fuck off pom were full

>>135873793
AFL is for poofta shit cunts from Victoria. Victoria and Melbourne are basically the California of Australia, super lefty and tolerant.

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>>135864916

Melbourne not being nuked yet.

>>135873962
this desu

>>135873941
>AFL is for poofta shit
fuck off dickhead, you can keep your bumsniffing
whole of the eastern states is fucking faggotville

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>>135874041
t. sad Melbournite

>>135864916

Sold like one third of your country to communist chinese. Keep going.

>>135873941
>We didn't thats true, but the British have barely ever meddled in Australian politics, save for 1975 (which was mostly the cia niggers).

British actually refused to meddle in 1975. Kerr dismissed the government in his capacity as Governor General but he was an Australian appointed by the Queen on the advice of an Australian Prime Minister. Whitlam actually tried to get the Queen to intervene and stop Kerr but she and the British government refused to get involved. To the extent Kerr was helping any foreign power, you are correct that he probably had ties to the US and the CIA.

>>135874237
reeediin kohmprenshun no so gguud

>>135873582

You're actually right. Menzies in 1939 referred to this constitutionally when he declared that a declaration of war by the UK automatically meant that Australia was at war.

He was right.

It's only very recently that Australia came to see itself as independent from the UK and its of no coincidence that around that period massive non-white migration here started: we forgot who we were.

The Australian constitution has an amendment that states that you can't serve in parliament or the senate if you're a dual-citizen of a "foreign power"

In 1999 this court case defined the UK as a "foreign power" and thus dual UK-Australian citizens couldn't be elected to the Australian parliament.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sue_v_Hill

THIS IS RETARDED AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Reid_(Australian_politician)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Fisher
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Cook
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Hughes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gorton

All of these former Australian Prime Ministers were born overseas and probably had British passports. In the case of George Reid, he served as Prime Minister in Australia, then went back to the UK during WW1 and became a member of the UK parliament.

Even today as a "commonwealth citizen", we have certain legal privileges in the UK that Americans don't. It's weak, it doesn't have much benefit, but it is there still under all the decades of legislation passed against it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_citizen

>>135871436
Thank you. Australians will keep their heads in the sand and will have no rebuttal aside from shitposting. >>135871230 this anon is also correct with this statement as it reflects my own post about Australians
>it seems as though you lot love the influx of wealth that bring and have no qualms letting them into your country with no vetting, and no guarantees from them about assimilating
Indeed as >>135871324 said. Australia is a whore that sells herself and latches onto the hoghest bidder.
It explains why Australians are such stupid, naive, simple people. They have never struggled throughout their history. They're so privileged that they rendered themselves completely lacking in pride and integrity.
It's disgusting what Melbourne and Sydney has become and its disgusting because the Australians did this to themselves and its even more disgusting they are okay with this and finally it's quite sad that auspol is just a bunch of larpers on 4chan while contributing to Australias demise while off the net

>>135874237
Why is the Abo white in the Territorian depiction?

I hate all australians equally.

>t. dude with an ozzie dad

>>135874884
>THIS IS RETARDED AND I'LL TELL YOU WHY
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Reid_(Australian_politician)
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_Fisher
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Cook
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Hughes
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gorton
>All of these former Australian Prime Ministers were born overseas and probably had British passports. In the case of George Reid, he served as Prime Minister in Australia, then went back to the UK during WW1 and became a member of the UK parliament.

The UK wasn't "foreign" to Australia in WWI because Australians were all "British subjects" then.

Australian citizenship didn't exist until 1949 and all Australians were actually still defined as "British subjects", under Australian law, until 1984.
So all of those guys who served as Prime Ministers earlier couldn't have been considered to have "foreign" allegiance.

But by 1999, Britain was a "foreign power" because Australia was constitutionally independent and common British subject status no longer existed.

Kind of funny reading about all your politicians resigning over dual citizenship recently, by the way.