I can't believe these threads have died out. From now o

Evening, Roberts.

Appreciated. I can't participate much since I have to be at work soon.

>>135838037
Thank you very much anon. I listen to the scanner every night anyway, but when I found these threads--well, need I say more? The bingo, the OC, the Robert battles, the real life happenings--pretty engrossing.

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>>135838155
>>135838287
Evening Roberts. Glad to see I'm not the only one who enjoys the nightly CPD thread. I'll bump with some bingo cards.

>male hispanics shooting a BB gun at passing cars

bump get comfy

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>>135838596
This ones just for you anon. My rarest card, if only I knew how to make some more.

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15 mins and counting Roberts.

>>135838870
NICE. My wife loved the Robert bingo so much we created cards for 'Cruise Bingo' when we were on a cruise last holiday. All the squares had a single ridiculous or degenerate thing we had witnessed.

A thousand thank (You)s my friend!

>they found over sixty shell casings

Sounds like somebody had a hell of a night.

>male indian with a gun

R A R E

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>>135839305
Thanks for the idea anon. I think I saw a walmart bingo card a few years ago, you just encouraged me to go looking for it.

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>>135839305
>>135839977
Oh shit there are hundreds of these now!

>male indian beat up pretty bad
>then they ran him over with the car

Two pajeets in ten minutes.

>Male Indian beaten and then run over.

Whoa

>>135840072
Ow my sides

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Bump

Slow night, but Robert deserves a break after this weekend.

>40 shot in 48 hrs.

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Been a while since my last night chilling on /cpd/

COMFY
O
M
F
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>>135842703
I haven't seen that one before, thanks Robert. Heres one for your collection

>Male black
>Jumped on gf
>Has gun

I can't complain about my job.

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>>135838037
How goes the evening, Roberts?

Still got the male indian with a gun standing on a corner. Pajeets too scared to use the shitting street at night without protection from male black.

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>>135842856
Thanks, man. I didn't have that one, here's an alternate version though.

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>>135838037
Thank you Robert! I've been busy with a new work schedule. It's comfy time : D

I literally just tried to make a cpd thread with this same exact photo

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>>135843789
Sweet, thanks anon. Grabbed that one the other night its one of my new favorites. Heres some more of mine.

>>135840556

So rare it mat never occur again in our life times. Like the /CPD/ Halley's comet.

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>>135844075
Happened to me multiple times anon. I usually try to find the thread thats most active. Also CHECK YO KEYS

>woman bleeding from the face, something about her daughter(?)

>bleeding from face
>has a knife
>pushing a baby carriage

>>135844077
I had it as a phone background for a while. /cpd/ graphics are always so comfy

4 intoxicated males fighting in a lot. Tyrone must've skipped Jamals turn to hit that pipe.

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Robert Cop reporting in

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>>135844431
Theres just something about them thats so melancholy that makes them great.

>5'2"
>145lbs
Thar be whales in them streets.

>>135844535
>Ray Liotta

Why?

>minivan full of beaners

>>135844535

I would love to have an optical prime.

>>135844684
New band name

FOUND KEYS

>>135844648
Because Ray Liotta and Robert Patrick and easily mistaken for each other, Robert Patrick was the t-1000 in T2...

Did the past few minutes just repeat?

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>>135844575
I love this OC

THE SASS

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>>135838037
Thank you Robert for putting this up.

I love these threads.

"Says someone gave her fake money and wants to talk to an officer" Probably had obama on the bill.

>Dishwasher on fire
>business is closes

>the dishwasher is on fire

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>>135845173
Anytime Robert, I was tired of seeing these threads not getting the attention they deserve. I've got my own crusade now, I'm gonna make sure theres a CPD general every night.

>>135845331
A worthy cause Robert.

>male OD'ed

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Made this.

>>135843614
kek, saved

>dine and dash, left belongings.

>woman ratted out boyfriend who has drugs on him

>>135845310
The machine or the mexican?

>>135845734
probably including, but not limited to a wallet, cellphone and green card or fraudulent soc.

>>135838037
thanks based OP

>>135845331

CHECK THEM KEYS ROBERT

>>135845803
what a bitch

>>135844535
>the furniture of law enforcement

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>Five!
>Five shots fired!
> Ah! Ah! Ah!

>bf beat her and took all her belongings

>>135846405
This happens pretty often really.

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>>135844535
>>135844648
>>135844725
>That shirt

>>135842856
stop it you guys i've trying to leave the house for an hour now
the fucking keks

>mother is being beaten by the boyfriend.

>CHECK YA KEYS PLEASE

>OPEN KEY ON THE ZONE

>CHECK YO KEYS

Not checked one of these threads before, this is pretty comfy.

>blue back pack unattended.

>male black ex husband is not letting her leave apt. saying he will kill her.

>>135845584
Nice flyer, do you live in Pilsen?

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>>135845979
I have no idea why but this put a smile on my face. That and the Robert whistling into his radio.

"Doing heroin and trying to prostitute himself at the gas station, says he needs to go to the hospital" Fuckboi's gonna offer up some steaming hot boipussy to some nurses in exchange for some oxy.

>>135847558

>mohalk with a twist 5'9" 245lbs, green hair (?) doing heroin and trying to whore her self out.

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Sad to say I've gotta turn in early tonight. Keep the thread bumped, and godspeed Roberts. Ill see you gents tomorrow.

>>135847858
Sleep well Robert, I'll be here to bump for a while longer.

>male at north end, female at south end, both sleeping.

>i uh...I uh...I"ma send you a message
What did he find?

>>135847293
but lets her call 911...

>>135847044
Come back on the weekend
How do you say "lulz" in Fin-gabber?

I have to get to work early tomorrow, I'll be back later for another bit of time with our hero Robert.

>>135849384
Sleep well Robert. This is the thread OP, I'm on mobile sitting in bed listening on my phone right now, just can't keep away from the CPD

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>>135838037
My favorite thread on /pol/

Never forget July 4th 2016

Have a bump and CHECK YO MAHFUGGIN KEYS fellow Roberts

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>"Male white doing indecent exposure wearing white shirt and brown khakis... partially"
lol

>Three male blacks and three female blacks trying to break into a house through the front door
They had six people on one door and they couldn't get through? And why the front door? Are they so dumb they they couldn't concieve of going through a back door or a window?

>>135847293

F

>>135839965

did they actually say indian? whoa.

so the racial descriptions of /cpd/ are:

black, white, asian, hispanic, indian

PACIFIC ISLANDERS BTFO

>>135851225
We've had both the pajeet and featherhead varieties of indian in the last week.

>wallet containing $500 stolen

Dumb tourist, drug dealer, or hooker?

>>135842703
>>135842591
>>135842856
>>135844575
>>135850186
>>135844077

What's the deal with all the gifs that don't gif?

My guess is they were all made by the same Robertanon ;)

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>>135838037

made it home to Indiana from a White Sox game again.

God bless you Robert.

>tim anderson chimped out after he struck out, the only action i saw from MALE BLACK this evening fortunately

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>>135838037
Nice.

>attempted suicide at the bus station
>female took several pills

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>>135851741
No clue, got a whole bunch of them though

Hello Roberts, started my shift late tonight lurking. I miss anything?

>>135853016
>pajeet on the corner with a gun
>different pajeet got beaten and run over with a car
>burning dishwashers
>245 pound green haired hooker

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Alright I'm turning in. G'night Roberts.

>missing black teen with ADHD

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>>135838037
>From now on I'll be making sure theres a CPD thread every night. Pol deserves a comfy refuge from all the bullshit of the day.
bless you anon

>>135853503

no worries sassy, i'm here.

>>135853341
>>pajeet on the corner with a gun
wtf. Somebody must've just robbed his store.

>male yelling for help in the alley

>man getting shot at
>ducks into poor women's house
>she doesn't know who he is

>nephew is screaming and becoming violent
>possible drug use
>mantal