These women and children are headed for your shoreline, and you

a blanket.

>>135787899
>a car
I guess I could drive off a pier near them onto their boat, or something.

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an oven

>>135787899
>glass of water
Nigs hate showering so I guess it's enough

Best friend. We could swim out and stab holes in the dinghy and anyone who doesn't sink.

>>135787899
I'm now glad I was cleaning my AK, thirty rounds of eat shit should be good enough to sink their rubber raft.

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>>135787899
Well, I can try to drown their boat with it, but it's going to take a lot of time.

>>135787899
>A pen

Well it's mightier than a sword at least.

A wall

>>135787899
What women?

>>135787899

My keys?

Why can't I just use the gun on my right hip?

>>135788915
Why do you need it? Do you live in a black neighborhood?

>>135787899
My shitty but reliable HiPoint PCC. I think if I deflate it, they all drown.

>>135787899
>hair elastic
Yeah, they probably can't swim. so i'm just going to go swim over make a hole by hand so the boat sinks and they drown.

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>>135787899
a lighter

I could light up the flamethrower

>>135787899
its a fucking bottle im fucked , i guess i can break it and swim up to the boat then cut it open and hope the niggervaders cant swim for shit then use the remaining pieces / piece to cut their throats and arteries.

A big shark

Bong, could confuse them. Or would get (no pun intended) stoned because haram.

Also digits

>>135788673
Break the mug and use a sharp piece as a stabbing tool to make a hole in the boat.

>>135787899
My cell phone.
It's not enough, unless I knew someone that could do it for me.

>>135789428
Though of that, too. But is the material the boat is made of so thin?

>>135787899
HMS Belfast? Well i guess the old gal could still be seaworthy.

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Plot twist

They sailed right into my concentration camp.

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Looks like today is my day

I have a dish with a knife and a fork in it. Can I pick the knife or do I have to pick the dish?

>>135787899

>These women and children are headed for your shoreline, and you only have ONE weapon to stop them: the object closest to your left. Is it enough?


I have a compass to guide them to Greek shores... Is that gonna be enough?

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>>135788748

she wouldve indeed saved you

>an Arduino with a three axis accelerometer

im fucked

>>135787899
>coffee mug
should be sufficient

My computer case.

I'll just throw it from the moon.

>>135789428
>not just bludgeoning with a coffee mug hammer strikes

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>>135787899
We can take them

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I think this will do

>>135789028
>Why do you need it?
Why wouldn't you need it?
Are you some kind of faggot?

yeah

and this are the ships helping human trafficking


Aquarius
IMO: 7600574
MMSI: 236527000
Call Sign: ZDJI3
Flag: Gibraltar [GI]
AIS Vessel Type: Other

GOLFO AZZURRO
IMO: 8505721
MMSI: 373753000
Call Sign: HO6060
Flag: Panama [PA]
AIS Vessel Type: Pleasure Craft

SEEFUCHS
IMO: -
MMSI: 244090482
Call Sign: PD8888
Flag: Netherlands [NL]
AIS Vessel Type: Pleasure Craft

SEA-EYE
IMO: -
MMSI: 244630187
Call Sign: PA3481
Flag: Netherlands [NL]
AIS Vessel Type: Pleasure Craft

VOS PRUDENCE
IMO: 9664213
MMSI: 247324600
Call Sign: IBCH
Flag: Italy [IT]
AIS Vessel Type: Other Offshore Supply Ship

--- these maybe also, not sure but possible ---

ASSO VENTICINQUE
IMO: 9278442
MMSI: 247100100
Call Sign: IBGP
Flag: Italy [IT]
AIS Vessel Type: Cargo Offshore Supply Ship

SANTA LUCIA
IMO: 9194921
MMSI: 636091017
Call Sign: A8IP5
Flag: Liberia [LR]
AIS Vessel Type: Cargo

A toaster

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>>135787899
>not enough

>>135787899
Right of me: bowie knife.
Further right of me: machete.
Left of me: a watch.
Further left of me: warhammer

Fuck off dude I'm taking one of the other items.

>watermelon
Throw it in the water and they'll go in after it and drown.

>>135788471
>>135790890

>two fembots ITT

>sock
will it kill?
>smell it
without a doubt

>>135790713
Well you see, people carrying firearms are quite uncommon in post-Soviet countries.

>>135787899
Nice timing, a bowie knife.

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My external HDD.

Not good for physical fighting, but If i could get a screen or projector I could scare them away with my gay anime bestiality porn.

>>135787899
.357 magnum 6shooter

yea probably better than most

>>135791269
That's pretty faggy.

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With enough grit and determination, you can do anything with coasters

>>135790968
post pics of warhammer

>>135787899
Obviously an rpg since it would sink the ship and kill everyone onboard.

my lamp is pretty heavy, it could knock someone out

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Ok

>>135787899
I don't think my bottle of dick lotion will save the west

>>135788915
This. Except I have a dremel tool on my left instead of keys.

Scratch that, I have two spare mags on my left hip, so they technically count...

>>135791853
Welcome fellow spork master race.

>>135791853
go get 'em private

A NorthKorean shitskin-seeking missile.

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>>135791507
> implying gay bestiality is not the daily routine in their savage shitholes

>>135788471
Unironically this

>>135792015
Reported to the police for having a deadly weapon, enjoy prison

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A hair wax pot.

They'll die of jealousy because of my beautiful haircut.

>>135787899
An entire wall, I wonder if it'd be enough to sink the ship

>>135787899
MG42, tried and true

>>135790566
Nice doggo

>>135787899
empty cola 2 liter, could turn it into some sort of bomb probably

>>135787899
I have a pillow with a knife under it

>>135790943
would work if they were turkish

>a wall

Well then.

>>135787899
>Beer
Yes.

Hold it, I'm going in.

>a table
Well, i guess... Trying wouldnt hurt

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>>135791640
Feels kind of safe though

>>135787899
I HAVE MY PHONE, AND HERES WHAT I WILL DO, I WILL CALL MY FRIENDO ARMANDO WHO WORK AT CARNICERIA, HE'LL STEAL SEVERAL GALLONS OF PORK BLOOD.
THEN I CALL HARBOR FREIGHT TOOLS TO BUY A BOAT AND A PRESSURE WASHER.

I FILL PRESSURE WASHER, ARMANDO DRIVES BOAT, WE SAY HEY FUCKPILE, THIS IS PIGS BLOOD AND SPRAY IT ON THEM. IF THEY ARE MUSLIM THEY WILL JUMP IN THE OCEAN, AND IF IT IS ALLAH'S WILL, SHARKS WILL FEED

IF NOT, THEY WILL MAKE GREAT PETS.

>>135787899
18 inch Tramontina machete
I guess it'll have to do. Deus Vult.

>>135792600
As long as you enjoy being defenseless I guess.

>>135787899
A fucking wall
>see dirty shitskins aproaching shore
>toss wall in their ship
>most of them are crushed and the surviving are drowning
>saviourofamerica.jpg

>>135787899
A large Sharpie.
Guess I could make a sign that said "Welcome to Somalia" and they'd turn right around.

>>135793224
>implying they can read English
>implying they can even read their own barbarian kebob runes

>>135790782
>SEEFUCHS
>IMO: -
>MMSI: 244090482
>Call Sign: PD8888
>Flag: Netherlands [NL]
>AIS Vessel Type: Pleasure Craft

A pleasure craft named See Fucks?

>>135787899
Chain link fence. I'll be ok

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>>135787899
A gamecube controller

>>135791776
its the cold steel one

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>>135787899
Pure hatred and momentum

>>135787899
What a luck! Just had my AR on my left side :)
>though only 29 rounds, but it's a start

>scissors

Puncture the raft, most probably can't swim

Stab the survivors

Jizzy tissue

>>135787899
Reported to your French government for hate speech. Get with the progressive program, Pierre.
You CIS white French cunt.
I'm literally shaking from the PTSD from your post.

>>135787899
My mouse?

>>135788258
>>135788651
>>135788673
>>135789355
>>135789428
We are witnessing here white man intelligence - literally the only thing a nigger could come up with any object is to throw it at the adversary, or maybe try to beat them with it(though that already is some use of technology and as such improbable).

This thread is full of evidence why the white man will prevail. Use of technology, superior wits.

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>>135796467

>>135787899
A plastic bottle of water. No, its not enough

>>135795987
Only need one bullet to deflate the boat

A remote.

>>135790566
Ever wonder why there are no cute dogs like this in afrika?

>>135792457
>beer
Same here. We're gonna drunken boxe them.

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>>135787899

>A box of oreo cookies

I find the nearest American. I say "Fetch!" and throw the cookies onto the raft. The American, buoyed by their great quantity of fat paddles out to the boat. They then attempt to climb aboard, tipping the raft, and capsizing it.

>>135787899
M mini fridge?
I mean, it might distract them if I throw it in the water

>>135798276
Btw those are airsoft guns so idk how much they're gonna help.

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>>135787899
I WAS PREPARED FOR THIS EXACT SITUATION

>>135787899
>a cup of tea.....
THE EMPIRE RISES...

>>135787899
a nail
cut the boat
immigrants sink

gg well played

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Can I somehow manage to crank up the current and voltage?

>>135797908
Cuz niggers?

>>135799786
no but you can use the strings in it to foul the motor, then you've got a long swim ahead of you, but none of those fuckers are gonna make it.
Enough

>>135787899
>A laptop
Spread redpills with it

>>135800062
>Strings
It's a fly zapper, anon
If I hooked it up to a car battery it might work to fry the women and children.

Glock 21 in my nightstand

14 rounds should be enough to pop the boat and disable the engine.

Toilet paper.
If only they were indian

>>135787899
>shoreline
>having a country near the liquid jew

an economics book

I can bore them to death now

>>135800332
oh right i did actually know that. i figured it still had strings of some sort. Fuck it. Break it and stab the boat then. ;)

>>135801140
Well you used to . . .

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>>135787899
>More than 10 of them
Fucking California

>>135787899
Gas canister and a liter
>burn it down

>>135787899
A wall

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>>135801140
I bet it hurt to type that

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>>135787899
> scissors
pop goes the dinghy

A wine bottle, empty.

If i shattered it and swam out i could stab a hole in the raft. Not sure how think or damage resistant the material is.

I am pretty confident i could take that thing down.

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my thai monkey penis amulet? hmm

a needle

>>135787899
AR15 with four loaded magazines. It'll be a good day.

>>135799596
>cucked tube length

>>135787899
Consider them stopped dead cold! The object closest to my left is my dog. Muslims BTFO!

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>>135787899
A flie archiver. Maybe I could sink the boat before they reached the coast.

>>135787899
Fucking boat full of monkeys REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>135787899
Glock 20 in glorious 10mm so yes. I just hope my biometric handgun safe works first try.

A bottle of Pepsi.

I tell them I will give them visas but only if they can buy this bottle of Pepsi off my hands, at supermarket value. Then I wait for 30 years while they go back to Africa to save up enough money to buy a bottle of Pepsi.

>>135787899
PiS

>>135805564
Lame joke af

>>135805720

It's actually funny because the same joke applies to Poles as well.

>>135787899
Throw some coins in the water, they will jump after it

>>135805978
kek

A broken TV
Damn son, I can't make propaganda.

>>135794676
1v1 each one of them
No items
Fox only
Final Destination

I have a blanket
i can use it to strangle one of them into the water, the scent of nigger will attract a shark and make it go in a frenzied rage, destroying both the unfornate sea nigger and his friends on the boat

>>135787899
I got toilet paper my nigga. I will wipe them off the face of this planet.

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>>135787899
>a fucking rubicks cube

no idea how that would help

>>135787899
Yes actually.... pair of scissors. wow.

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>>135787899

No it's not but it's okay I have a rifle in my closet.

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Jackpot. only 5 shots and no master marksmen but looks like I am the savior of the white race

>>135790839
Noice how do we sink them?

Got my phone next to me. Call all friends and family and tell them to come armed.
>Sink the raft.
>Target practice with all shitskins who can swim.

>>135787899
Zyklon b

>>135787899
The pillow? Nah ...

>>135787899
My cat.

>cell phone

Call my friend and ask if I can borrow one of his crossbows

>>135787899
1. Most respectable duplicating numerals my dude
2. I see no women and children. Are those doctors and engineers hiding them?
3. A bathtub. I could row out and tell them they've reached India I guess

>>135788126
doused in gasoline? good call.

>>135808630
throw it to one of them and watch as they chimp out while trying to figure it out, effectively killing them all in the process

>>135787899
4 foot 1/2 hour parking sign.

>>135787899
>women and children

>>135799786
hey me too
I've got mine to kill mosquitoes at night
if you've ever zapped yourself with it you'll know why they call it the executioner

>>135787899
A wall. Wew lad

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>A Wii U Gamepad

>>135787899
I can frisbee my S8 into their skulls.. That would do a bit of damage. To bad it isnt a note 7. +%10 chance of inflicting fire damage.

>>135787899

>tfw it's a picture of Archangel Michael

>>135787899

coffee mug ?

Might take Someone's eye out, but these fuckers are mass produced, least rare and endangered species on the earth.
It's going to take something biological or a nuclear option to stop them.

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>>135787899
Will this cut it?

>>135789691
So far behind, we're in front. Young and free for sure

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>>135792600
>posting the firearm homicide rate and ignoring overall homicide rate
baka desu senpai
>Kazakhstan: 86.87 per million
>USA: 42.01 per million
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Crime/Violent-crime/Murder-rate

>>135791269
It was quite uncommon pre-soviet. That is how you became soviet in the first place.

>>135787899
A double Rum & Coke? I guess I could cut the raft with the glass and sink the fuckers.

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>>135796467
Don't you have some people to go disfigure or something?

>>135789691
Racists.
Impeach Aus President NOW.

A cell phone. I live in the U.S, so I guess I could call for some ICE agents to beat the and detain them.

>>135787899
80% of migrants are men. Most who rape the women and children they come along with, then rape European women once permitted out of the zoo and into civilized society.

>>135787899
half drank can of coca cola... i have failed you

>>135787899
>piano
Music is haram. That'll scare them away

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>>135787899
A wall. So yeah, i'm good.

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>>135787899
kek. laying in bed, reading this on laptop. To my left? AKS-74u with silencer.

mg42

>>135787899
I'm at work so I have a rifle with a $17,000 thermal optic on it. Eat shit "refugees."

My dildo? I'm Fucked.

>>135787899
a pillow...
maybe i could sneak in the boat and suffocate them in their sleep
one by one

>My pet Cockatiel
Ban assault birbs

>>135787899
a wall. job done.

>>135787899
>a computer

I'm going to buy a mercenary strike.

>>135789704
Based crochet-bro is gonna save Europe.

A bin

>>135789817
You could break the dish and stab the raft with the pieces of ceramic.

I've got a filing cabinet I could chuck down on them. Maybe it's heavy/sharp enough.

>>135787899
Uh...a pillow. But then again, once soaked in water it mustn't be very fun to get hit by.

That, or I could just lob it at them and tell the idiots that it's a raft.

>>135787899
a cross

>>135787899
This couldn't be any better... a fucking wall.

>>135788673
>Kazakhstan

Rare

If you kill them, they win

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>>135787899

My son would get off with a slap on the wrist as a young offender with a BB gun

A coffee cup full of scolding hot coffee. It's one of those big ones so I think I can get em all. 'Merica WOOO!

>>135831532
Well its not killing them if you simply let their boat capsize and let them drown. You are simply protecting your nation.

My dick

Zippo lighter and spare fluid?

>>135787899
I'll radiate them with my remote control

>>135787899
>a pencil
At least I can stab people with it.
I have a surf board to my right though it seems cooler to kill people with that

A teacup. At least it'll hurt.

>be me taking a shit
>looks over at shower curtain

I can keep a few of them dry.

>>135787899
a knife....pop the inflatable boat and niggers cant swim, let the ocean do the rest

>>135787899
it's a wall, guess it'll do

>>135787899
can I get at least the closest thing behind my back? Got a bow behind my back :)

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i literally have a kukri and an axe on top of each other next to me....i think ill be fine.

A treadmill. Does the house cat sitting on it counts ?

>>135787899
>My cum blanket
lets go bros

>>135788126
To kill the cold they must feel right ?

>>135787899

It's always the object to my left in these threads but the object to my left IS A FUCKING WALL

>>135787899
A couple of headphones, music and fitsfighting?

>>135787899
I always have my AR sitting next to me when using the computer. Makes me feel comfy.

>>135836063
Useless but highly symbolic.

>>135787899
>the object closest to your left.
my girlfriend... Maybe if I throw her hard enough.

I have a shotgun, hundreds of shells and a hitler youth knife to my left.

>>135799137
Enough to drown those niggers

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>>135787899
quarter full Gatorade bottle, not even close

>>135787899
>some scissors

YES i'm fat and i know how to swim so no problems for me i'll jump out there slash some holes in the raft and use my natural buoyancy and non retarded swimming motions to swim the few feet to safe water. there will be no other survivors.

>>135788765
Also, what children?

>>135837312
>not rapidly bailing water into the raft.

yo anon. you gotta get creative.

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Im gonna watch then squirm

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>>135787899
my vz58 but i only have 10 mags of 5 so that would be some careful shooting. and they would have to shoot first to keep it legal.

>>135837312
what flavor bruv

>>135787899
>an ottoman
time to crush some niggers and sink boats.

>>135787899
>ontario survival knife
is that an inflatable boat I see?

>>135789348
I have a deodorant, if we team up it'd be a carnage

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>>135787899
A lighter. Assuming I'm on a boat and have shit to hand I could set alight before launching it at them, I'll do absolutely fine. Assuming I'm on the shoreline I'm reasonably certain I could acquire a can of deodorant before they reach me. I got this, boys.

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>>135837624
kinda jelly brah

>>135787899
My whey container

>>135787899
A glass of water.
break it and use the shards to puncture the raft?
probably wouldn't do much.

>>135791197
Kek

>>135787899
a large black dildo

fuck

>>135787899
Love

A battery operated fan that I jury-rigged to use an ac to dc power transformer.

I could tell them that it is a battery charger and see what happens?

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>>135787899
>object on the left
Maybe I can pierce the rubber dhingy and watch the orcs drown. But they probably have machetes and there are many of them.

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>>135838115
>Dildo
wut?

>>135787899
My girlfriend is not an object. I assume.

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>>135787899
My cat
(This one looks like mine)

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>>135789444
Checked

>>135787899
>bottle of nestle pure life water
I can take out a couple with that I guess

A faucet I use to wipe my ass
Fuck

An empty cup

Bail water into their boat

>>135838922
Cats are REALLY dangerous, ruthless, evil, and sadistic creatures. They are in league with Satan. I think we have a winner.

>>135787899
A warrior never lets the availability of his weapon confound his completion of the mission. A warrior finds a way to fight and win.

>>135836063
Push the wall over on them

>>135787899
I have a copy of Metal Gear Solid.... well maybe I could think of something to do with this.

>>135838913
>2017
>respecting wamen

hey, loser, 2016 called, they want their respecting wamen back

>>135835698
Yes

>>135839049
They have faucets on the streets in India?

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1 Glock 17 w/one 10 round Commiefornia mag but enough to put some holes in that raft and sink all those skinny's

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I unironically have an AR-15 with a single loaded magazine sitting next to me.

>>135839416
No he's just kidding ofc. No true indian would ever wipe his arse, with anything. Ever.

REPEL THE INVADERS

we will not be colonized

a rusty, 3qt, cast iron pot with lid and handle....I suppose I could sharpen the lid and handle....throw the lid discus-style to slice the boat and use the pot with sharpened handle to bash and stab anyone who manages to swim ashore....

>>135788915
You could puncture the boat with the keys

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>>135787899
A empty Kirkland plastic water bottle.
Maybe i could use the cap to cut them a bit?

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>water bottle
well fuck, guess I'll just get inna raft and dump water into their boat

>>135837617
antifa blood

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>>135787899
Death by high accuracy and precision measurement?

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>>135787899
> A Sennheiser headset.

I can listen to the Jaws theme song while I swim out and bite a hole in the raft.

>>135787899

A rice cooker.

Probably not...

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>>135787899
A mojito

>>135839666
Apparently I drink the water of the beast

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>>135839520
Not nearly as dangerous as an unpredictable psychotic homocidal cat.

>>135787899
>a coffee mug

All is lost.

>>135787899
Zyklon B

>>135787899
Lol...the object closest to my left is a rifle...so yeah, get me close enough, we will stop em.

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>>135787899
I got this

>>135839964
What do you mean?

>>135787899
It's literally curtains for them

>>135787899

A small fan. Maybe I could slowly shred them one by one?

Everyone's been upvoted. You're welcome.

>>135787899
A dart, just one. They can't swim.

>>135787899
an Italian woman

>>135787899
>A pen
Poetic but I doubt flowery language can stop mass migration to the west.

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They are toast innit?

>>135787899
>Cellphone
Fantastic, Ill just call up my friend and tell him to bring a gun

>>135787899
My CPAP machine. I'm too fat to roll over and reach it without help though.

>>135787899
My border collie.


Niggas fucked. Will attack on command.

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>>135787899
Deployed correctly, yes, I believe it could do the trick.

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>>135789444
Trips gets you the Call in Naval Support perk.

>>135840415
bin that straightaway lad

Work Boots

>>135787899
i have a romanian ak47 so i'm good

>>135787899
>headset
rip

>>135787899

The only thing to my left is a wall... I think I can make it work.

>a weight
Beat them with brute strength, hell yeah.

>>135840716
Wouldn't that be in violation of the Geneva and Haag conventions? Fans are weapons of mass destruction, you know.

Besides:
http://eone.pw/
View source and go from there to find a free weapon.

>>135787899
have water bottle

>Water
>Niggers

/pol/ is smart enough to figure out what happens when 2 of those are put together.

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>>135787899
A bottle of Macallan 12 year. If I chug it all I will be invincible and can defend the shores in blacked out rage. If I fall I surely will goto valhalla.

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>>135787899
>the object closest to your left
Like shootin fish inna barrel

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>>135787899
A server and a pack of cigs.

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>>135787899
THANK KEK I INSTALLED A CURTAIN ROD TODAY!

>>135843852
they appear to be all niggers, so I know they can't swim. This allows me to stay close to the shoreline, while still in waters over their heads so they are purified by based Poseidon.

>>135837590
nicely done!

>>135787899
Multiple sharpened metallic chair legs pointed forward like anti-cavalry defences.
That or underwater spikes to shred or slow the advance.

>>135787899
The object to my left is a microphone and I will sharpen it into a shiv and give all the kebabs the pointy stick up the bum bum as it is the only thing a kebab can understand. Pointy sticks up the bum bum.

>>135787899
Your mother's cock would only be able to kill maybe one of them tbqh

>>135787899
Copy of "God Emperor of Dune"

A cat. I'm afraid they might eat him.

the thing to my left is my dog. i hear mudslimes hate dogs.

Laying in bed against a wall. Yeah, a wall should do just fine

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>>135787899
pic related

it's gonna be smelly

A wall

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I got a flathead screwdriver. Can use it to sink the boat, or just stab them all dead, can't decide which one.

>>135787899
A roll of toilet paper

>>135787899
Royden's Real Analysis...

>>135790968
Watch me take them all with THIS

>>135792015
DONT BE A DORK
BIN THAT SPORK

>>135789444
Call ICE

>>135787899
powerstrip?

>>135849758
Makes a good flail

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>>135787899
Ah, my Hi-Point C9. I actually know how to shoot it well(hence why i'm not ashamed to admit I have a mostly-plastic handgun) so they'd be fucked. Pic isn't of mine but its the same model.

Protip: get a fucking hi-point and learn how to use it. Accuracy with a hi-point is better than inaccuracy with a glock.

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If only they were Canadian

>>135787899

Fun Fact : the only reason there are so many niggers is because their foreskins are useless.