Mfw he doesn't have a Danish wife >loyal >feminine

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>loyal
>feminine
>love to take care of their man
>want lots of children
>nationalistic
>hate muslims and niggers
>better looking than swedes and fjord niggers
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm only 19

Danish women are absolutely trash tier and not at all like you describe

>>135788004
You're just a bit butt hurt that one of your women got ANGLO'D. Don't worry, taking good care of her.

>>135787807
Sounds like a bunch of bullshit desu senpai
>loyal
>feminine
>love to take care of their man
>want lots of children
I don't know a ton about Denmark but if it's anything culturally like Sweden or Norway which are super feminized I doubt a lot of this
>nationalistic
Nationalism is pretty much taboo in Western Europe
>hate muslims and niggers
What, you think recognizing basic reality deserves some special prize or something?
>better looking than swedes and fjord niggers
Don't know enough about this to say anything but if it's like the rest of the post I'm just assuming it's wrong.

>>135788391
Denmark isn't nearly as bad as Sweden or Norway but still pretty bad like the rest of western Europe.

>>135787807
>Literally, what is your fucking excuse for not having a Danish wife?


I have no excuse...
>sadpepe.jpg

>>135788376
You got that one in a million women who isn't degenerate, doesn't say anything about the rest though. Women here are probably the worst in all of europe, even by scandinavian standards they are trashy as fuck.

If you have kids with her, save your kids from the embarrassment and don't teach them danish, it's the ugliest language in the entire world and they will get bullied.

>>135787807
>parents are from ireland
>plowing a Danish woman would be revenge for centuries of viking rape
>bless children with superior genetics
>literally nobody dislikes danes

I would enjoy this.

>>135788391
>>135788559
Danish women are terrible 99% of the time, OP hot extremely lucky.

>>135787807
But does she peg you?

>>135788970
it's true.
don't come here.
pls.

>>135788559
It's by far the least cucked country in Western Europe. I know that's like saying you're the least cucked man in a room full of cucks, but still.

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>>135789353
>It's by far the least cucked country in Western Europe
uhh what are you smoking? we are absolutely as cucked as sweden, every city is brown as fuck now and our government and media only keep pushing cuck shit.

The lease cucked countries in western europe is switzerlands and norway, not us, we are completely fucked.

>>135789908
Switzerland is a none country, it's irrelevant.
That just sounds like the famous Danish cynicism. Cheer up, Kierkagaard, you're in a much better position than most Western nations. Your government is probably the most strict on immigration than any other country. And you even let a huge critic of Islam from my country speak in your parliament (Douglas Murray). When is the last time you had a serious terrorist attack by Muslims? You've never had one. Norway has though.

>>135791548
we are browned beyond salvation.
I live in a 60k inhabitants town and only half are ethnic danes, rest are arabs/niggers and it's now unsafe to walk around in some parts, especially at night. this country is a dump and I hope it gets fucking nuked.

>>135791548
also switzerland is a million times more relevant than denmark will ever be.
everyone knows what switzerland is, but barely anyone knows that denmark even exists and think it's the name of a pastry.
I wish I was born in switzerland rather than this shithole of a failed nation.

>>135792040
There's only one place like that in Copenhagen that I know of. Where are you from? Anyway, personal anecdotes aren't useful for this. Statistically you're one of the least fucked. Miles better than the UK.

>>135792247
I think you're just depressed mate

>>135792495
>Where are you from?
west jutland

>I think you're just depressed mate
Not surprising considering I was born in this soulless, miserable country.

>>135792778
>Not surprising considering I was born in this soulless, miserable country.
Lmao. You live in one the objectively best countries that exist lad

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>>135787807
99% of danish women are feminist / whores though

I wish I was kidding

It must be a bad bite
Sage

>>135795592
You think that because you've not met any English women.

Norwegian women are way hotter than Danish women

>>135787807
But I DO have a Danish wife, and all of your statements are true... For given value of true
>>135788004
and yes, I am aware that she is a rarity.
(does four count as "lots"? that's her number, half way there and that's her number)

>>135799199
Why are so many males in your country so cynical and demoralised?

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>>135787807
>He has a wife
hahahahahaha
sage

>>135800602
T. Subhuman Mexican mgtow.

>>135800795
T. Pirated British Muhammad

>>135801104
That's a terrible comeback, Juan.
Trip fag and a spic. Your parents must really hate you.

>>135800059
Denmark is overall just a depressing and stale place to live. You can say what you want about living standards and security, but other than that denmark doesn't really have anything going for it at all.
Everything we do, someone does better. Our nature can be summed up in two catagories: Farmland and tiny patches of trees. That's literally it, we have no mountains and our highest point is just a hill. We have no fjords or grand forests like sweden or norway, just a flat, dull landscape full of cows and wheat.
Even our cities are pathetic to put it mildly, we have without a doubt the dullest, most ugly looking cities in all of Europe. Bad architecture, small-sized and not very original or artistic.

In terms of culture, Denmark is pretty lacking as well. There's nothing really distinct about danish culture, as everything we do is copied from our neighbors with some minor changes. No traditional clothing or food or activities like Norway or Sweden, it's very bare-bones.
The result of this are very soulless and almost emotionless people. You will rarely see a dane talking about being "proud" of being danish because there's not really anything to be proud of, it's just a vague concept with no actual substance attached to it.

And before I'm being called ahmed or mohammed, my family is Danish at least 500+ years back, I have never found any traces of other ethnicities. I just really dislike this country, it's rich but so what? from a cultural point of view it is complete and utterly empty, and it makes me miserable.

>>135788335
Where the fuck do you live?

Danish women are not racists, but they are better looking than English, German and American women on average.

>>135798618
I don't know about that, but the fjord trolls are pretty well-grounded people. Danes are a little too urban. Sort of similar to the dutch.

>>135801781
Dude you're a huge bitch. I lived in Denmark for over a year and it is the BEST.

You are so spoiled. So incredibly spoiled. You have literally no idea how good you have it, compared to literally anywhere else.

I'd trade places with you in a fucking picosecond.

>boohoo muh farms n trees n shit

Fucking kill yourself you goddamn muslim piece of shit, you don't deserve Denmark.

>>135787807
I'll take 4 with booty

>>135787807
Because I don't live in Danland

>>135803551
You have shit taste in countries then, denmark is a fucking shithole. Pathetic history, culture and language. Everything about this country is absolutely laughable and I cringe at the fact that I'm danish and have had my tongue polluted by this shit-tier language.

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Norsk would have been better.
DOWN WITH THE DANSK
DOWN WITH THE SVENSK

>>135804057
So leave, bitch.

Get up right now and leave if you aren't as a big a pussy as your posts make you seem.

Go live in the fucking Congo if you crave the opposite of Denmark.

Be sure to come back and post about how happy your decapitated head is rotting behind that shrub.

>>135804467
Leaving isn't just something you do on a whim, it will take a long time of preparing, not to mention the fact that I'm not financially capable of moving anywhere yet.
I will leave one day though, probably for Switzerland or Norway.

>>135805005
You live in a fucking socialist country with free health care that literally pays you to go to uni

And you're not "financially capable".

Lmao how can any "person" be so utterly fucking worthless in every capacity? You're worth less than the average nigger, to be honest.

>>135805472
You think the state pays literally all of your expenses? Fucking retard. I'm working a job and saving up until I'm ready to move.
And the "free health care" you talk about is not free, it's subsidized by the 50-60% you pay in taxes here, but of course a drooling spacker like you didn't take that into account.