>mfw Trump's administration can't stop leaking shit

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>mfw Trump's administration can't stop leaking shit
>mfw Priebus was discovered to be the leak months ago, but more proof and a way to test whether he was the only leak is needed
>Trump tests leaking various pieces of info to see who needs to get their shit kicked in
>mfw I'm The Mooch, and get hired to help Trump test for leaks
>manufacture a fake scandal in interview with The New-fucking-Yorker, acting like there's a lot of chaos and in-fighting in the WH inner circle. They stir up all the shit we need to get myself, the Mooch, in headlines
>Bannon wanted to get in a laugh and requested the 'suck my own cock' line personally
>Priebus out, WH is briefed that I am getting """fired""" that day
>hours go by, no press has reported the story yet. leak has been fixed thanks to me, The Mooch
>mfw Priebus and libshit media fell for this unquestiongly
>mfw I'm still in Trump's close circle and helping him make America great again
>mfw I got rid of my dirty jew wife and son as a side bonus
>mfw I also got a cool new nickname and will be able to write a best-selling book in a few years after our grand strategy has been unveiled

You can't juke the Mooch.