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When will the rest of /pol/ concede that America is the best.

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When will the rest of /pol/ concede that America is the best. Name one thing we're NOT the best at.
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>>135699769
Hmm...can't think of anything.
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>>135699769
Pro tip: Nothing
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>>135699769
football
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>>135700050
DELETE. PULISIC === GOD
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>>135700050
Team refugees isn't German
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The Chinese are the best at providing liveleak videos of horrific industrial accidents.
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>>135700050
umm try again sweetie, we've won 51 Superbowls, how many has Europe won?
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>>135700050
We'd be the best if our niggers played it
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>>135700050
We win the super bowl every year. Get fucked Euro trash. Have fun with your peasant game played by 9 year olds.
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>>135700050
isn't canada the only other country that plays football?
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>>135699769
Fire fighting
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>>135699769
>America is the best
risus magna
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fuck off you obese mongrel. Like 1/4 of you population is spic or nigger
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>>135699769
formula 1
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you are nothing but clowns, I'm watching a country going to utter shit
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>>135699769
You're not good at horror movies and you guys have been late to every war, even ones you caused.
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>>135699769
Invading the Middle East.
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having buildings that dont get hit by planes
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>>135699769
health
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>>135700724
kek
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>>135700050
Our best athletes try American Football, Basketball, and Baseball first.
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>>135700583
We always win formula 1. Every country in the world belongs to America
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>>135699769
being a white country
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>>135699769
Formula 1
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>>135699769
We are the best
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>>135700839
>australian
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>>135700473
Does Australian Football count? It's even more weird than Canadian Football
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>>135699769
soccer
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>>135700050

Americans have only cared about soccer since the 2010 World Cup, and in 7 years our national team is already an emerging contender.

Give it 20 years and we'll be cucking the rest of the world in soccer, too
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>>135699769
>best at cucking
>best at sucking Jew cock
>best at nigger loving

Yup, everything checks out OP, you're right.
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>>135699769
fighting the Vietcong
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>>135699769
>Name one thing we're NOT the best at.
Being White
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>>135699769
not getting shot
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>>135699769
beer
freedom
women
education of average citizen
sensible internet connection
food
whiteness
buncha other shit
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>>135699769
Staying out of peoples business.
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>>135700583
Our best racers try NASCAR and Indicar first
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>>135699769
infant mortality, education, overall happiness, wealth disparity, obesity
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>>135699769
Being white
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>>135700700
I captured so many enfields in Afghanistan. Fucking embarrassing.
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>>135701095
That's because we are the best at getting shot.
And the best at shooting.
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>>135699769
Owning cool ancient castles
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>>135700473
It is odd it never caught on.
Other countries play basketball and Baseball both of which are boring af to watch.
>Is Golf the master race of sports?
>any nationality can play
>Any body type has a shot
>A sport of mechanics and the mind not of genetics
>only sport where drinking while playing is the norm
>sport of business folk
>gets to drive a golf cart while playing
>has the "wow" moments
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Funny how all these replies don't name what place is actually better at the thing they claim we're not the best at. Really makes you think, dunnit?
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>>135701008
>Give it 20 years and we'll be cucking the rest of the world in soccer, too
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>>135701193
How is capturing a much of knock-off weapons embarrassing?
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>>135699769
Winning wars against Asians.
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>>135699769
Secure borders
>pic related
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>>135700724
Best at having buildings catch planes you mean.
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>>135700351
Talking about foot football fellow burger
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>>135701008
That would be embarrassing considering our good athletes don't play it
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>>135699769
Food, beer, girls, movies, education, politics...
Heck, name one thing Americans are best at.
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Hockey.
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>>135699769
Healthcare.
Prison reform.
Not being a multi-generational mutt.
Obama administration destroyed diplomatic relations with the middle east.
While fighting the Taliban US military only ever killed the broadside of a building.
Literally so much urban infrastructure in the middle east.
Muh armoured columns.
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>>135700050
You mean soccer? That's what you mean right?
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>>135701008
Honestly, that's not gonna happen. The world worships soccer. We don't care.

Beta sport anyway
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anything other countries do except your military
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>>135701453
No he means football. The rest of the world is at a consensus at calling it football.
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>>135699769
Living past 70
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>>135699769
healthy food
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>>135701405

Stealing Canadian Athletes .

>boom, and checkmate.
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>>135701405
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>>135701236
Basketball and baseball are both games that occur in large fields or courts that allow for a high level of movement.
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>>135699769
sucking dicks. I think Sweden will continue to reign supreme in that department
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>>135700572
>1/4
Anon I have some bad news for you...
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Failure and surrendering. The French have us beat by a mile in that regard
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>>135699769
music, art, literature, filmmaking, architecture, thinking, education, cricket, chess, ballet, construction, gardening, shitposting
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>>135701611
Thanks to all the nigger dick
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>>135701028
Canada is a spook. It's literally nothing more than a libtard containment zone.
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>>135699769
B R A I N L E T
R
A
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E
T
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>>135699769
the US is not very good at having freedom
http://www.prosperity.com/rankings
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>>135699769
Banging goats
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being normal sized
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>>135700050
>sports
The only reason sports is pushed and popular is to trick people into having nonwhite role models. Also to make people into cucks by having the name of their favorite player (their bull) on the back of their shirt like their the property of the player.
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>>135701032
+1
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>>135701611
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>>135699769
you are not the best in making excuses for things you are not the best at
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electing a good president
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I fucking love McDonald's. Am I a nigger?
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By being white
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>>135701821
>like their the property
like they're the property
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>>135701286
They took them from you guys the third time you tried to fuck with them. Also probably trickled in from India when you lost your empire. Totally pathetic.
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>>135701217
Fucking Indians didn't leave us anything cool.
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>>135699769
women
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I love America. Fucking awesome place to be. Best country outside of my own ofcouse (except Amsterdam, they can get fuckt, degenerates).
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Horror films.
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>>135701726
>cricket
Ha
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>>135701405
I can tell someone doesn't know good beer or anything about craft beer when they associate American beer with garbage like bud light etc.
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>>135701757
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""education""""""""""""""""""""""""""
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>135700473
>>135700999
We call it Soccer
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>>135701611
To be fair, it's because of the nignogs.
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>>135699769
naming the jew
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>>135701941
Are you not aware of the huge amount of weapon counterfeiting in Afghanistan?
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Motogp
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>>135699769
Music
Literature
Visual arts
Film
Opera
Fashion
Food and everything health related
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>>135699769
>Name one thing we're NOT the best at.
Keeping your foreskin
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>>135699769
porn,camwhoring,tobacco,energy drinks, games, coffee, horror movies, healthcare, animated movies, softporn and having pure water.
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>>135702379
>brit trying to educate an American on guns

What's next? you going to tell an aussie which KNOIFE is best?
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>>135702426
>Film
You mean kino right? Only plebeians and anglo-saxons call it that.
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Is America actually the best at anything?

Sports come to mind, but other than that literally nothing
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>>135699769
>Name one thing we're NOT the best at.

Making McDonalds. Australian McDonalds is far superior.
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>>135701379
If we aren't good at something we just change the name, boom, yuropoors btfo.
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>>135699769

Darts
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>>135702537
>using shitty logic
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I like these sadomasochistic threads desu.
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>>135702807
the logic is that you have neither, go play with your foam sword and keep mammy may happy
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>>135702673
What about Burger King?
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>>135699769
Being healthy
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>>135702673
i had aussi McDees and its pretty damn good, i often wonder if it made with kangaroo meat
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>>135702379
>Can't even identify SMLE mk IIIs with 1916-1918 date stamps
>Even Mohammed can do this
>Just caliphate my shit up
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>>135699769
We're not good at saving the white race from being replaced.
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>>135702969
I really wish people put more effort into shitposting these days.
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>>135701286
>>135701941
You're both wrong. Some were imperialist left overs. The CIA supplied the Afghani's most of their weapons, along with AK's and Stingers, all to combat the Russians.
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>>135699769
modesty
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>>135703056
lol didn't you know that they don't have Burger King™ down unda? The same company operates there under the name Hungry Jack's™
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>>135701008
>implying that in 20 years the sport will be called 'soccer' worldwide due to our dominance

I like your style
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>>135699769
ooh ooh i know i know........sailing! And FUCKING CURLING!
YANKS BTFO FOR ALL TIME HIP HIP HOORAY
sips tea....
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>>135700724
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>>135699769
You're not the best at:

"avoiding being manipulated "

"secure borders"

"Racial homogenity"

"Unity"

"avoiding being world police cannon-fodder for your masters"

"Beer"

"Pizza"

"Ice cream"

"Crumpets"

"Tea"

"Military discipline"

I could go on. I also actually like America too. Hubris is your biggest problem though, its your undoing. Probably why its been hammered into you so much you thought it'd be a good idea to post this thread.
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>>135705040
Who's the best at military discipline?
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>>135705040
>"Beer"
Oh here we fucking go. A brit who thinks Europe wasn't left behind years ago in the "who has the best beer" race. Nigga its done, USA has the best craft beer in the world. Have fun drinking your Guinness.
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>>135699769
Being white.
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Not being a mutt
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>>135706304
certainly not the americans. Gurkhas probably. Canucks were good back in the day, no idea how they are now.
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>>135699769
America is the greatest country in the world. Sure we have our issues, but none of them actually affect our daily lives. All the bullshit happens in rare situations that is then blown out of proportion. Or something we are doing to sandniggers in the middle East. If you have doubts about the US, travel here and see how it is fucking awesome it is.*

*Shitskins need not apply
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>>135701821
t. Nonathletic nerd
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The best at winning, charlie sheen style.

Lol.

Keep riding the judencarousel, it's ride is almost over
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>>135705040
Umm, to be fair Brits aren't the best at any of those things either, except for perhaps crumpet but then no one else really likes that
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>>135699769

Cricket.
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>>135699769
Not being the best at everything is the only thing the US is not best at
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>>135708212
Never said brits were the best at any of them either my oriental friend.
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>>135707812
You can do sports yourself without doing what that poster outlined.
And the average person that watches sports is an unathletic piece of shit.
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War
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Anyone who says America isnt the greatest county on Earth is lyong, or in some strange sort of denial.

Sure we would all love to live on some small Caribbean island or something, but in terms of quality of life and geo/political clout, USA is #1
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>>135699769
going to space first :^)
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>>135710812
>space
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>>135710692
Did you get here straight from 1982
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>>135710271

we go to no bounds to kill c-mmunists. get torched, rat
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>>135709496
No worries Mehmed bin Fatallah
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>>135700284
criminally underrated post
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Ping-Pong

https://media1.giphy.com/media/sxCKezAUq8yn6/giphy.gif
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>>135699769
slenderness
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Not being sacrificed for the Greater Israel cause.
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>>135702124
This.

We objectively have the best beers in the world.
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>>135701418
We have the best medical facilities on the planet.

Not my fault poor people can't afford it.
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>>135699769
not starting wars
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>>135714060
We're good at starting them, though.

And that's cooler.
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>>135699769
you have a shit government
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>>135699769
Gee i dunno man Brazil and haiti are way ahead of you on posting videos of people fighting with machetes in a street on Bestgore
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>>135699769
Female presidents
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>>135700284
I can't explain why I read entire threads full easterners getting rekt and no one around doing anything. It's like watching a dumpster fire knowing there's nothing you can do to stop it but wait for it to burn itself out.
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>>135701374
I think if you showed ancient Japanese people this picture and then showed them pics of Western world looks like now, they might have smug sense of satisfaction... until you showed them anime.
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>>135714437
Not having a female presidents makes them best at female presidents.
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>>135714231
>>135714231
>mexican sys usa has shit government kek
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>>135699769
you have stole almost any tech from Germany after wwII , you are 2nd in space and you rely on german IT intelligence . I hope you masonic fukkers will die in Auschwitz by 2044 . amerika muss sterben damit wir leben können , kanacken , nigger , rednecks , juden und den restlichen Müll ins GAS !
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>>135714231
I'm sorry what Mexican?
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ur utterly effin delightful cuntry is very yung.
doesn't hav alota history, comparatively.
history provides examples u can point to and & learn from, avoid/repeat.
having historic examples to learn from is easier when they are from your own stock/from ur own nation. more readily relatable and recallable.
so watch-out, do.
a Good n True U.S.fag is still the luckiest in & an example to the whole o the worlds
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