>be me >be cisscum white male >constantly harassed at

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>be me
>be cisscum white male
>constantly harassed at uni last semester
>be told to check my privilege all the time
>anything and everything I say is scrutinized or discarded with non-arguments
>papers are always graded unfairly
>get denied work study position because the library, student store and outreach programs needed a black female team member
>one day am put on the spot by professor accuses me of committing microaggressions against students of color
>asks me to defend my place in academia and why my spot shouldn't have gone to an underprivileged person of color
>stay silent for a minute
>finally speak and say, "Education is very important in Jewish tradition"
>class is DEAD FUCKING SILENT
>professor apologizes profusely
>this semester: hanging out with big titties Jewish girls
>have a black guy friend who threatens to beat up people who would "hella cost" me
>get an A on every single paper now despite putting in less effort since I'm pulling so much pussy lately
>get a job working as an intern at the state capitol
>get called out on my shit by a Trump supporter in class
>really knowledgeable about Judaism and challenges me to name some tenants of my faith
>start to short circuit like Ruboto
>professor and class mates shit talk the guy, harass him and force him to leave
>guy drops class
>get a personal apology from the dean and he tells about the time he visited the Holocaust museum in D.C. and was brought to tears
>am actually going to convert now unironically and become a Jew

Have you become a /chosenone/ lately, /pol/?