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What is the most mystifying state and why is it Kentucky?
>First state past the Appalachian mountains
>Didn't join the Confederacy
>Kept slaves despite staying in the Union
>Too far north to be "Southern"
>Too far south to be "Northern"
>Rides the Bible Belt
>Usually has two teams in sports, Louisville and KY
>Everyone hates Louisville, people in Louisville hate everyone else
>Biggest local news channel is split between Kentucky and Indiana
>Appalachian mountainfolk have the weirdest most intelligible accent ever
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>>135683905
It's mystifying that you're trying to convince people on the internet to spare you or your state a second thought.
You are utterly unimportant, utterly uninteresting. No one gives enough of a fuck about you to care if you're mysterious.
Basically you're the fat kid with bad acne, making himself feel better by trying to pretend that everyone attractive is too shallow for you, anyhow.
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>>135683905
I am a man of constant sorrow,
I've seen trouble all my day
I bid farewell to old Kentucky,
The place where I was born and raised
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>>135683905
never heard of it
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>>135683905
it's a shitty state. There's nothing mystifying about it. Almost half its population is inbred
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>>135683905
don't forget Mammoth Cave
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>>135684182
You sound like a New Yorker or Californian
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>>135688225
Relevant?
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