Reminder that if you weren't born and bred a norwegian

>>135669917
What if genetically 1/4 Norwegian?
1/4 happy?

>>135670711
An analogy for this.

You have a glass filled 1/4 with milk. What's in the glass? Milk.

If you fill the rest of the glass with dog shit, is the glass still a glass of milk? No, it's a glass of shit.

You're a glass of shit.

>>135669917
You JUST made this thread ya cunt. I told you already. Telling people they can't be happy if they aren't like you is for arrogant children. Fuck off
Sage

>>135670987
Sage? Bump.

>>135670971
What if I'm over 50% Norwegian and the rest is full on Euro? Does that still make me a half and half milk and shit glass?

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>>135671079
Bump? Sage.

Also, if you are not living in America supporting the God Emperor you can never be happy.

>>135671427
Lmao jewdick sucking emperor kys

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>>135669917

Reminder that those who cause needless infighting in the white race are traitors.

>>135671427
LE BASED GOD EMPEROR, SHADILAY

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>>135669917
https://www.thelocal.no/20150413/norway-child-agency-seizes-children-to-combat-inbreeding

I och med att vi redan har en Norsk tråd:
Kan någon ge mig en snabbversion av vilka ideologier de olika stortingspartierna representerar?
Ni har väl val i september?

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>not being in Denmark

>>135669917
Norway is being more cucked by the day.
was at ikea today and it was literary a sweden simulator with niggers and pakis everywhere

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>>135669917
>tfw no qt norwegian viking dragonship blonde/blue eyed gf to cuddle with

>>135669917
Can't I just breed a Norwegian qt and achieve happiness this way?
>tfw you will never hunt commies like animals
>tfw never be Norsk masterrace

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>>135669917
My dad is Norwegian. Is it comfy there?

>>135677450
can i be your bf instead

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>>135677450
Breed with your own people. Be proud of your own people and try to improve them.

>>135677026
this

>>135677621
that picture is simply magestic

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>>135677765
I'm German and my people are busy with going extinct.

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>>135677894
It's very comfy yes.

>>135677972
Do what you can to stop it then and if it doesn't work out it doesn't work out.

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>>135678175
It's already too late, you have not seen what I have seen.
All I hoped for was moving to Best Germany and live in peace as a robot with guns and freedoms, but now that's falling apart here, too.

>>135669917
The Hierarchies of existence
>Man>animal
>White>Asian>Nigger
>European Whites>non-European Whites (mulatto)
>Northern European>Western European>Southern European/Eastern European
>Germanic>Celtic>Aryan Slavic
>Scandinavian>Anglo-Saxon>Continental Germanic (Bavarian/Saxon)
>Norwegian>Swedish>Dane
>West Norwegian Fjordmann>East Norge demi-Swede
This is the hierarchy of life. You know this is true.

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>>135678610
Maybe, but try not to be defeatist. I recommend reading Meditations by Marcus Aurelius. Do what you can to change things, but if it doesn't work out it doesn't work out - i.e. accept reality for what it is. If you can control your emotions then no one can really hurt you.

>>135669917
Can confirm

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Our women are more men than our men

>>135677765
Shame they stopped those eugenics programs in the 70's. We only sterilized about 7500 based on race hygiene. You guys did way more and it probably contributed to the living standards back then.

>>135669917

You humourless aspie fucks are literally the worst people in N. Europe: Less good looking than Swedes, less talented than Danes, and less snow-able than Finns.

>>135677450
They are already all mine.
>>135677765
Our races are niggers, we want Norwegian wives.
>>135679176
make way Sven, we will wipe you off the face of the earth to find Norwegian women.

>>135679519
But vikings and their descended from Odin
>inb4 snow niggers
It's cool as fuck what they did.
>rape
>pillage
>steal Saxon qts
Yes, cool.

>>135679135
And where are you from?

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>>135679519
>Less good looking than Swedes
Doubt it.

>>135669917
People of all races and nationalities can be happy, but they are the most happy when they are with their own kind

sage

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>>135679347
Yes. Socialdemokraterna were very based before Olof Palme.

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>>135669917

>>135679732
unfortunately not from Norway

>>135671303
That makes you a glass of sour milk

>>135679862
Yep, I know that feel.

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>>135679519
>You humourless aspie fucks are literally the worst people in N. Europe

God you are so butthurt we beat you to Antarctica it's amazing.

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>>135679836
Delete this.

>>135679918
why are norwegian banknotes nip porn?

>>135679933
>to intelligent too WEWUZ Norsemen
>not intelligent enough to appreciate other European peoples
Life is suffering

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>>135680043
It's tacticool money.

>>135679326
The Woman of my dreams

>>135679991
im not butthurt, congratulations!
>>135680168
sounds pretty sad desu

>>135669917
NORGE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8AJ1ozU7gc

>Student
>State pays for school, living, rent, medical etc.
>Pays no tax.
>Lives in upper-class part of Oslo.
>Eats at restaurant basically every day.
>Walks around with clothes worth 2k.

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>>135679836
DELET THIS

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>>135680596
>>135679836
Still it's mostly in Oslo right?

>>135680686
right? right? ...

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>>135680833
You tell me Haakon.

>>135669917
>Fjeldneger
This is our second largest election campaign:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBSoMiG94Es

>>135679836
>tfw you will never get a GF like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5_P4OJWiVc

I've watched your most successful tv show, rita. You are all a bunch of cucks.

>>135669917
KEK

Norwegians are among the most unhappy and unfriendly people on earth, fuck the people living here, they only seem somewhat decent when compared to the shitskin scum we've been importing the last couple of decades.

>>135669917
You don't know what you're talking about do you?
I'm not happy at all.
This country is a Marxist hellhole. There are niggers and muslims in every city and village. Most Norwegians have been brainwashed by bolsheviks for generations and people actually believe the lies of how "great" this country is.
If you're commie light, sure Norway is fantastic. If you're not, living here is like living in a multiculti-marxist-nightmare.

>>135682425
Friendless kissless loser detected.

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Can Norway do THIS?

>>135682860
I've kissed two girls, not even counting my mother.
Checkmate retard.

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>>135682425
>Norwegians are among the most unhappy and unfriendly people on earth

Eh...

>happy
>posting on 4chan

pic one faggot

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>>135682744
>>135682425
I har i det mindste et stort land med smukke fjelde hvor man kan bo i ro og fred

>>135669917
Uh, no, I was born white lol.

>>135680552
Oslo is hardly Norway.

>>135683012
Alcoholics per inhabitant: 100%

Dude, I hate winters in fucking Dalmatia, stepping onto your frozen wasteland would probably kill me instanly. No thanks.

>>135683012
>First womens suffrage
>Achievement

>>135683565
Nothing wrong with alcoholism.

>>135669917
>if you were born and bred a norwegian you will never be happy.

fix'd

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To be honest, I'm just glad to be a White protestant Dutch male.

There's practically no difference in well-being between predominantly protestant countries.

I'm Costa Rican Im Pretty satisfied with that.

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Hail the north! Hail victory!

>>135669917
I know.... ;____;

>>135683298
GDP, lack of corruption, life expectancy means little when it comes to actual wellbeing. Norwegians are not happy people, social reclusiveness and isolation is the norm.

>>135680552
>State pays for school, living, rent, medical etc.
They don't pay for living though, it's insanely expensive and makes it nigh-impossible for students without financial support from their parents to afford a flat.

>Pays no tax.
???

>Eats at restaurant basically every day.
Without paying? And kebabstand =/= restaurant

Vet det er bait og greier, men kom igjen anon.

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>>135669917
Bump

>>135683012
Don't be too cocky now. Thread started off nice and easy.

>>135679326
>Our women are more men than our men
REEEEEEEEEE stfu your women are the best but I admit I have a scandi hard-on. Still I though they were hotter even than Ukraine / Russia.

>>135685655
i don't like'em. Scandis have small eyes and kind of bullish faces. I never got why they were considered hot.

>>135685943
I know what you mean, slavic qts have much softer features.
Still, the first grill I really fell for was the most scandi looking one in my extended social circle. This was back when I was still bluepilled so it's not /pol/ brainwashing.

Full glass of milk here!

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>>135669917
Cute

>be me
>be 1/2 pure norwegian
>also be 1/2 american (british/german/greater western european descent)
I may be a mutt but at least I'm a white mutt with two passports.

>>135687478
There's been a ton of german mixbreeding in Norway historically, especially along the coasts, you can often tell by the surnames.
That makes you no different; if you're from minnesota I'd consider you honorary norwegian. You are very welcome to move to one of our immigrant cities, we need to whiten up the place.

>>135669917
Agreed, Norgebro.
And your chicks are the best.

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>>135669917
Please release Breivik

>>135669917
but im not norwegian and I like being me? I think your math is off. Maybe it's just americans who are happy and norwegians are just happy because a lot of them are American.

>>135669917
Yeah, I'll just have to put up with that...

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>another norcuck autism thread

All jokes aside, why are you norcucks so insecure? Masterrace this, masterrace that while the history clearly shows that you're essentially snowniggers. And extremely gullible ones at that, with your women happy to burn the coal. Why?

>>135676110
>FRP
Furthest right but sucks israeli cock
>Hoyre
Not as far right as FRP, sucks EU cock
>Venstre, Arbeiderpartiet
Both are centrist, which by /pol/ standards means commie, though i guess that's the same with swedish centrist parties
>senterpartiet
Leftist, irrelevant, only ever hear about them 'cause they tend to freak out over shit like GMO and animal rights stuff
>SV
Socialist scum. Im related to the leader of this party in my town which is one of the largest in the country, and he' s a drooling cuck retard
>rodt
Communists, Completely irrelevant. Not an actual political party, composed of 17 year olds LARPing as communists and the party leader is like a 30 year old justin trudeau, really just a fashion statement party
>KRF
Christians - christian stuff so there's that

Im on vacation in germany btw

>>135670711
Please Norwegians. They're fucking stoopid.

>>135680686
ofc. aint that much in redneck norway

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>>135679918
>mfw a Hungarian village from the middle of the Alföld has more notable memorabilia than the whole of Norway

>>135669917
People from norway are ignorant scum

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>>135669917
It's so true...

>>135669917
nobody gives a shit OP

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>>135670971
mfw I'm literally the perfect hybrid
>1/8 Norwegian, 1/8 Swede
Scandinavian good looks without the cuck gene
>1/2 German
German engineering skills without the German kollektivschuld and scat fetish
>1/4 Anglo
English tendency to rule the world without the bad teeth

Feels good.

>>135697189
>self aggrandizement over supposed genetic advantages
>ancap
whelp

>>135683298
Fuck the U.S is next to Costa Rica

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>>135669917
Am I alright???

>>135669917
Does Swedish refugees and immigrants ever try to cross the border to Norway illegali?

Does Swedish Somali and Muslims present a problem for Norway or nah?

>>135698867
there are a few, the stick to themselves.
the worst they do in my town is hit the store early and buy all the cheap bread.
most immigrants here are polaks, lithuanians and swedes. swedes are cool. polaks fix your house for cheap.
lithaunians do the same but with tools stolen from your neighbor.