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>literally the opposite of the mud beard (long beard no moustache)
>manly
>reminds girls of their dad and shows you're a good match to start a family with
Why are you not sporting a moustache right now? It portrays virility and manlyness without looking like a hipster bum
>b-b-but muh pornstache
Yeah exactly. People like Burt Reynolds are sex symbols. And all connotations to this beard are associated with manlyness.
>b-b-but i'm an insecure faggot and completely dependent on what other people may think of me
I respect your honesty but that is a problem with you not the moustache. Sure it's not part of (((contemporary nigger culture))) but this is not for boys who seek hookups but men who are looking to settle down.
I'm dead serious. I've had one for weeks now and got nothing but compliments from female coworkers. If you're afraid just try it at home or *ironically* around friends at first.
Once you get used to it you'll feel more confident than before.
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>>135666220
Because they'll make me a faggot like OP.
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But I have a cleft chin that I'm self conscious about. I'll just keep my goatee thanks
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If it looks good on you, do it
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>>135666743
shut up assface.
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>>135667068
See? This is why I keep the goatee
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Show us a pic, OP. I want to see your mustache.
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I can grow a decent beard but my moustache is too thin and not thick at all.
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Falling for the facial hair jew
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beard is universal sign of alphaness and not liking minorities
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>>135667589
i meant mustache fugg
beard is fag, commie or muslim tier, there is no mid point
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>>135666743
Do you have a nice jaw? Cleft chins are hot if you have a strong jaw
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>>135666220
If I had a hot ass-chin I'd shave there too. I don't, so a mere stash just screams creepy.
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>>135666220
kek.
>why aren't you sporting a mustache to influence how others think of you?
>if you don't your an insecure faggot who is completely dependent on how others think of you.
Nice post, faggot. Have a sage.
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>>135667888
Only works with a suit.
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>>135666220
Pedo
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