>New Jersey is the California of the East Coast Why? What

>>135646104
Political corruption

people of jersey are a bunch of aggressive dick heads

>>135646737
You mean, the Pennsylvanians and New Yorkers that come and invade are
The locals are always great, see any shore community for proof
>>135646262
Entirely valid, I agree

>>135646104
as a west coast American i can't fucking tell what's on the east coast and i think you guys are near new york so you're faggots by association.

>>135647099
>i can't fucking tell what's on the east coast
Literally everything

>>135646104
"New York Senpai please notice me"

>>135647182
It's more like "Fuck off we're full"

>>135646104
I was just there. I actually enjoyed myself a lot.

>>135646104
Actually California is the New Jersey of the west.

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Who /downtheshore/ here?

>>135647163
our country is too big and has too much shit in it

Lots of other countries like to make fun of americans for not knowing geography, but i genuinely think it's because each of the states in our country is as complex as an individual European country, and we have fucking 50 of them to keep track of.

>>135647710
OP here, this is why I made the thread. I love the shore, but tourists cause nothing but problems, then say it's our fault. Then they go shitpost about it on whatever website and the idea spreads.
Not to mention Christie only makes us look worse and guaranteed that no Republicans will get into office for a while

>>135648038
I can see that. You can find just about everything but the jungle in the US alone

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>>135646104
most corrupt state in the country

every job i have had here is non-stop harassment by criminals, drug addicts, yes men

people are fat, uneducated, immature, obnoxious and cancerous

police departments spend most of the day protecting criminals and harassing innocent people

now its all indians and mexicans pouring in replacing the white trash burnouts and italian drug addicts

its a shit state i wish i would never have moved here

>>135646737
Why don't you sucked my fucking dick and get off my highway you lazy nigger. There is no time to be polite I have money to make shithead.

>>135646104
This fat fuck is an raging peice of shit and you continue to elect him into office.
The only reason Jersey isn't hated and ridiculed more than it is, is because you are a national fucking embarrassment and its always awkward bringing you into the spotlight.
also, jersey drivers are ALMOST as bad as california drivers, but atleast California has the excuse of being over-populated with asians that can drive or see over their steering wheel very well.

Your're next to philly and new york, you have no excuses

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>>135648728
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>>135646104
here is all you need to know about new jersey

i used to pick wild blackberries by the sidewalk near my condo

someone saw me and poured gasoline all over the blackberries, near a waterway

nj in a nutshell

Maybe if you faggots didn't drive worse than fucking Miami you wouldn't be thought of so negatively

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>>135646104

>>135648728
>jersey drivers are bad

Nigger when there are 30 million cars on the road maybe you will learn how to drive effectively until then continue going 25 through your small town

>>135648038
>country is too big and has too much shit in it
Fuck off to Europe then you semen slurping faggot

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BENNYS GO HOME
CANT WAIT FOR LABOR DAY

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>>135648888
I grew up driving in Philadelphia, one of the most aggressive population of drivers in the country.
Its not just your speed thats an issue, its your seemingly lack of awareness and reaction time.
also, Chris Christie is your governor, faggot

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>>135649150
people here all work for corporations and apply corporate politics to everything

everybody goes around being obnoxious and trying to sue over any stupid thing they can find, meanwhile they are totally worthless and cancerous people.

The state is completely materialistic and 1/2 the people have jobs sitting around talking and getting fat

there is no exercise, just fat people and autistics

>>135648728
>and you continue to elect him into office.
Hes done you literal retard
>jersey drivers are ALMOST as bad as california drivers
Were the most densely populated state you fucking mong. Lakewood is one of the biggest homes to Jews on the planet and they can't fucking drive at all. New Yorkers are the worst drivers on the planet and consistently cause problems on the road. Pennsylvanians come in close second
>You're next to philly and new york, you have no excuses
They're the problem

>>>/Facebook/

>>135646104

Why does America always seem to have those little bridges between sand on one side and sand on the other?

>>135649494
>driving on the parkway
>see that ugly ass yellow New York license plate
>50 in a 65 in the fast lane
I literally have places to go

>>135649494
kill yourself you turbo autist
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Governor+of+New+Jersey

>>135649494
>New Yorkers are the worst drivers
>spots the only people who are found to consistently drive right, pass left and display the ability to lane change
>calls them worst drivers
holy shit you're fucking delusional.
try leaving your neighborhood with your eyes open next time, you fucking pleb.

>>135649676
To protect the dune slopes from erosion. Notice how it ends on the top so you don't have to climb up and displace the sand trying to trudge up the thing.

>>135646104
You people drive like assholes.

>>135646104
If we're being real NJ is far worse than California

First of all, California doesn't have a Newark.
Secondly, it's the NY of the west coast.

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT NEW JERSEY YOU CAN ALL DIE AND KRISPY KREME CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF

>>135648511
Then get the fuck out faggot

New Jersey is fucked for a lot of reasons, but I'll give you the biggest one: Sicilians. You nigger lovers are degenerate fist pumping scum, no wonder Italians hate you and your women are all mudsharks

>>135648786
Now that's some world champion level spite right there.

>>135646104
>can't drive
>talk like assholes
>mostly italian or asian

"Jersey Shore" got normies to think it was filled with ultra-retarded Chads and Stacies.

Fucking Snooki.

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>>135648786
What a faggot
>>135649485
That's what happens when democrats are in office. We have Camden, AC, Asbury Park, all of Passaic, Hudson, Essex, Union, and Union to bring us down. Too many poor niggers and too many shit politicians
>>135649150
>Philly
>thinking they had it all
Sounds about right

Actually, California might as well be New England

it is shitty but whatever it's "cultured" and we have a huge population

I'm sorta joking, but ask yourself
Where would you say the NY of the west coast is? Washington? I don't think so...

>>135649998
>California doesn't have a Newark
What is Oakland

>>135650065
Italians are the only thing keeping this nigger infested shithole afloat. We keep the suburbs clean and safe while the niggers trash and dismantle our cities.

>>135650531
BUDDY THAT'S FAR FROM NEWARK LMAO

>>135649704
What's that supposed to show me? What I already know? He's done, this is his last year, he got no support from any of the few Republican countries here when he ran for president, all because he fucked his biggest supporters when he ran for governor
>>135649884
Are you honestly fucking retarded? Try driving down any fucking weekend here and you'll understand how awful your shit state is at driving.
>consistently drive right, pass left, and display the ability to lane change
FUCKING KEK, take a picture for me next time Benny

>>135650696
I assume you've never stepped foot in either of those two cities

>>135649998
>going to Newark
Not my fault you're retarded
>>135650065
Sicilians and Napolitans are literal subhumans. They can't act right no matter where they go and give all Italians a bad name

>>135650852
>hurr, people visiting from out of town don't fly around the roads like they know the place like the back of their hands
this is a slide thread anyway, you stupid nigger.
sage
>>>135642199

>>135651022
I look down on all Italians.

hmm

Camden, and Newark are basically urban ruins many areas

Sure, Oakland may have crime, but the fucking amount of abandoned land in Camden is like an entire warzone of squatters

>>135651022
Okay buddy that's why the economies in the cities collapsed once the Italians fled from the niggers and boomed in the suburbs. You sound like a true butthurt negroe

>>135649150
PA drivers are based, bet you drive like a pussy.

There is not a single nice city in Jersey.
Long Island has way better beaches. See Robert Moses, Fire Island, Hampton, Montauk.
Tolls roads everywhere. Yet they still increased gasoline tax 40 cents for muh roads.
Roads that are not toll roads are these wierd highways with dividers and stop lights because too poor for bridges.
No nice city or neighborhoods again. Either a shitty suburb with a shopping strip or some dump of a city. See newark, Camden etc. Populated by a bunch of blue-collar low iq who all work Union construction jobs, gov employees or in medical field.

>>135649898

Oh shit that's actually pretty smart, thank you I hadn't thought of that.

>>135650692
>We keep the suburbs clean and safe

>rampant corruption and mafia meddling in everything
>non stop drug peddling
>"at least we're Catholics!"

GABBAGOL

>>135646737
We have to be, tons of niggers, spics, and kikes. We're not bending over and letting them fuck us like Commifornia

All Sicilian women wear Michael Coors and love anal, prove me wrong

>>135651194
>fly around the roads
You literally fucking can't you yam fuck
>H-Ha ha it's a slide thread anyway!
You're better off in your own state
>>135651281
t. NORDIC PRIDE
>>135651340
Sicilians are still up there, only the intelligent Italians fled south. Sicilians are the ones that come down and think they own the place because DA MAFFIUH

>>135651817
Agreed on nearly everything but nice towns and nice beaches. Our beaches can be beautiful, and there's a lot of small towns that are very quaint and friendly, even up north

intredasting

very intredasting

>>135652762
>>135651308
Stop posting in here, mehmet

>>135652226
LBI here, youre right, our beaches are very nice, very friendly people, NO BLACKS.

>>135653488
Seaside is by me, enough said
The inlet is beautiful though, and if I can make the trip I always prefer LBI, everyone just wants to go for Chegg though

>>135646104
That beach looks really nice. Got any more NJ beach pix OP? /cozy/

Dude this state sucks. It's not like California at all. I met a guy from California and we went to Atlantic City and he said it was a total dump. There are nice towns but they're full of conservative old people and are NOTHING like Venice Beach or anything you'd find over there. They smoke weed out in the open and pretty sure they don't have to pay for beach tags.

>>135650065
>>135650328
Sea Isle City and is not "the Jersey shore" for most people in Jersey. NY has Coney Island and most of the shore towns are along the south coast. There are plenty of Italians here but I don't ever see guidos down in Atlantic or Cape May county. Sure some people tan, but I have never seen a snooki or a situation in my life.

>>135654984
I meant Seaside Heights, I always get them confused...

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>>135654288
That's Island Beach State Park, it's real nice when people don't fuck it up

>>135651998
Am a sicilian woman, can confirm, love anal

>>135654984
Hammonton has the largest concentration of sicilians in all of south jersey, thats atlantic county.

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>>135655069
I fucking wish Seaside were Sea Isle, I went to Sea Isle for two seconds and it was beautiful. Aside from some idiots from PA, of course. There's always something to complain about I wish there weren't

>>135655422
Hammonton is a great town, but it's not a "shore town" they just grow blueberries and hunt out there.

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>>135655594
Each town has good and bad things about it.

>Ocean City
Boardwalk with a tiny "mall" that is just one big store, rides and mini golf and shit. No booze, beach tags, strict traffic laws, great for old people and little kids
>Avalon
Boring as fuck, all rich people, nothing to fucking do at all
>Cape May
It's been years since I went but it's nice, rich people, zoo
>Atlantic City
Boardwalk with casinos, hookers, foreigners, drugs and massage parlors/Ripley's museum/a mall
>Sea Isle
Nice quiet boardwalk with smaller attractions and bars, college kids.
>Strathmere
Not even a "town" but If you just want a beach with no bathrooms or lifeguards this is the place to go.

>>135656250
Oh fug I forgot
>Wildwood
Canadians come here, has a shitload of rides and games where you win stuffed animals that aren't cuddly because they're filled with newspaper. Slightly dumpy but not even half as bad as Atlantic City.

NJ is literally the Australia of of America

>Fuck off we're full
>the entire state is full of shitposters
>replaces abos with niggers
>strict ass gunlaws that prevent us from fighting an increasing bear population aka wildlife
>shithole cities
>rural areas are fucking based

And most importantly, everything is expensive as fuck. Holy fucking balls, it's a miracle whenever you find anything that costs less than a dollar and shit like candy and soda costs $1.99

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>>135655860
Ole barney :3

>>135648767
Is this real or photoshopped?

>>135656782
>And most importantly, everything is expensive as fuck. Holy fucking balls, it's a miracle whenever you find anything that costs less than a dollar and shit like candy and soda costs $1.99

This is fucking true, I remember going to Virginia a few years ago and being amazed at how cheap everything was. That is pretty much the only draw, though ...

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>>135656782
I always considered Florida to be Australia but NJ makes sense too. Yeah the prices for everything are too fucking high I just buy shit offline now, and as for shitposting I've been posting at work all day

The only thing we don't have are animals that can kill you at any minute, though there were sharks in the Toms River just the other day

>>135646104
because you fucks come up North where we don't want you. fuck off.

t.MA

>>135657541
Who the fuck would want to go to North Jersey?

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>>135657541
Those are usually either self hating faggots that think a change of scenery will help, or pineys that want HUNNIN'

>>135646737
PA niggers fuck off and stop using our beaches

>>135648728
I don't know have you ever encounter a delware driver?

>>135651022
>Sicilians and Napolitans are literal subhumans. They can't act right no matter where they go and give all Italians a bad name
>m-muh northern superiority
get used to it bitch, southern italians are here in droves, nordcucks are outnumbered

>>135657987
>south jersey reading comprehension

>>135657987
>t.MA
not very bright are you?

>>135658008
Either way they are completely disgusting people who deserve to be lined up and shot. and they reflect on your state, as far as New Englanders are concerned.

>>135656782
I've tried to make the comparison of New Jersey as the Australian of America before but I get shut down by the FIDF (Florida international defense force) every time.

>>135657987
>the absolute state of south jersey

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>>135646104
I hate it here

>>135647033
>Newark
>Great

>>135660143
Well niggers do breed faster

>>135648786
Kek they probably thought you were tripping on drugs or homeless. I never pick the blackberries growing right by a road here in georgia since they spray weed killer and pesticides

>>135660157
I'm not trying to excuse them just give you a reason why we hate them too. It's a shame because down here at least I like a lot of New Englanders

>>135660600
Niggers are not locals

>>135661490
I guess I am just giving reason to the bad rep, don't worry too much about it. everyone hates everyone else up here anyway

>>135661586
The whole state is full of them. There's no escaping them.

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>>New Jersey is the California of the East Coast. What the fuck did NJ ever do to deserve so much hate?

You just answered that Question, yourself.

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>>135646104

>>135662455
>"You're a big shot"

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We Built This.

>>135661964
There's none in parts of Lakewood
Which is why those parts are filled with Jews
>>135662455
>FUND MY PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN

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SHHEEEIIIITTTTT

>>135646104
NJfag here. It fucking sucks.
>shit-tier gun laws
>blue state
>shit polluted water
>shit smells
>newark
>camden
>elizabeth
>shit drivers
>shit properties
>fucking new yorkers and gang niggers get off my town
at least we have good water and therefore good pizza and bagels

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Twenty Dolla. Make You Holla.

Imagine a California with Indians instead of Spics. And Spics instead of fags. Nigs are all in like 4-5 major cities (given it's a tiny ass state too). Every politician is as slimy as the Hudson.

Jersey is great because it's tiny yet fucking packed. Anything you could ever need ever is within a 7 mile radius for most of the state. Chain stores/restaurants EVERYWHERE make it feel pretty disingenuous, which it is. The Jersey shore is an asset, water's pretty eh but it's a hell of a thing to have 40 minutes to an hour away at all times.

New Jersey is not California, it's got its own bad habits but it's much more redeemable in the long run than Cali.

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Super-Predators (converging on a potential victim).

>>135649150
>>135651633
Life long NJ resident here. PA is based. Philadelphia is not. Philly is such a driving mess that no one knows how to drive properly. Every time there is an issue with someone making a wrong turn, blocking traffic, going really slow blocking the left lane, etc., its always a PA plate, probably from philly because I'm in SJ. its like driving in philly is so bad no one knows the proper rules.

its even worse in the summer as all the poor philly peeps make their annual migration to wildwood.

NJ government is the worst thing about the state. It's literal corrupt trash. if there was good leadership this place wouldnt be that bad.
the people in NJ are left-leaning but you would be surprised how many people are trump supporters.

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Isn't New Jersey pretty far north?

It's a shame the US doesn't have a Med climate equivalent anywhere.

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Welcome to Camden !!

Fun Fact ... Security Door & Window Bars were created for ONE Purpose, and that is to keep niggers, OUT.

>>135654984
sea isle and avalon are the whitest non-"jersey shore" towns

>>135660421
Florida is just full of retards, hence the Florida Man meme.

>>135657362
>south Jersey

North Jersey has a bear problem. Bears will fuck you up big time.

>>135646104
>>135647033
>>135648134
>>135648675
>>135659383
ITT angry guidos
you greasy fags live near an goddamn ocean but you still look and smell like shit.

>>135664489
a lot of people i know that live in the surrounding neighborhoods of camden (they are white and relatively rich) all have parents who grew up in camden, when it was white. It was a nice city back then, so I've been told. all of those parents are now relatviely racist, for obvious reasons

Political corruption
Shit laws
General cuckery

Open your eyes you shitlib

Also sending all your fucking retards over here to invade eastern PA shitting up our state.

>>135664869
daily reminder the nordic race came from the de-pigmentation of other prehistoric humans, anthropologically speaking. nordics are descendants of the mediteranean aryan race that started western civilization re greece and rome

>>135647033
No, it's PA that's being invaded by NJ and NY fucks.

>>135648455
>jungle
>hawaii
Literally everything. Every climate and culture. Everything.

>>135664141
I live 5 miles away from Camden and if it got nuked today I'd die happy.

Know the difference between a jersey girl and a catfish?

One is slimy with whiskers...
The other's a fucking fish

>>135646104
I used to live in Joesey. Too many wops, micks, and jews. State was nice but not so much the people.

>>135646737
This

fuckin rainbow state


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wycARJk-Z6E&ab_channel=AdultSwim

>>135664470
Parts of California

>>135656506
Canadians love wildwood and cape may... wierds me out