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>>135641379
Article: http://archive.is/skCBZ

>>135641379
Living in Canada was his first mistake.

>>135642913
I worked with a guy from New Zealand and he admitted to me that him and his friends killed an Aboriginal and got away with it.

How does it feel to know you are beta niggas to your superior New Zealand BNZC?

>>135642913
>>135643218
You gonna take that shit from a fucking LEAF, dude?!

>>135643218
>Committing random homicide
>Makes them alpha

Pick one.

>>135643218
>killing abbos is a punishable offense

>>135641470
good one but you still are a fucking leaf.

>>135641379
Wow. I thought leafs couldn't get any worse

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>>135643516
There is no bottom of this barrel.

>Munroe faces charges of attempted murder, intent to discharge a firearm, intent to discharge a firearm when being reckless, careless use of a firearm, improper storage of a firearm, pointing a firearm, possession of a weapon for a dangerous purpose, unauthorized possession of a firearm, possession of a firearm knowing that possession is unauthorized, and possession for the purpose of trafficking.

all for shooting the robber with the gun the robber brought to rob him with.

No matter how bad it is, boy, I'm glad I don't live in Canada.

>>135641379
God damn, fuck Canada

You guys are getting so bad it's like we live with PC friendly GAY Pakistan at our northern borders god damn.

(1) The general assembly hereby recognizes that the citizens of Colorado have a right to expect absolute safety within their own homes.

(2) Notwithstanding the provisions of section 18-1-704, any occupant of a dwelling is justified in using any degree of physical force, including deadly physical force, against another person when that other person has made an unlawful entry into the dwelling, and when the occupant has a reasonable belief that such other person has committed a crime in the dwelling in addition to the uninvited entry, or is committing or intends to commit a crime against a person or property in addition to the uninvited entry, and when the occupant reasonably believes that such other person might use any physical force, no matter how slight, against any occupant.

God Bless America

>>135643662
yeah some of these are retarded given the circumstances
>improper storage of a firearm
>possession for the purpose of trafficking

>pointing a firearm
thats a crime in leaf land. let that sink in
technically all firearms are pointing somewhere

>>135643662
You know things are really bad when...

You and a democrat agree on a gun related incident.

>>135644076
Meanwhile in France my neighbors had to get their 3 years old dog put down because he bit a burglar.

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>>135641379
Day of the rake must come soon. This is just advanced faggotry gone to the extreme.

Are the UK and Canaduh having a battle to see who is the biggest cuck?

>>135641379
fortunately the guy's only real problem is legal fees, he won't be convicted of anything.

i hate this faggot country

>>135641379
Canadian hospitality laws dictate that he was supposed to let the paki lads appropriate his boypucci. Now he's paying the price

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>>135643662
>improper storage of a firearm
The fucking burglar brought it in. This can't be real. What the fuck is wrong with Canada?

>>135644079
>>135643662

Incase you don't get it, the guy was a drug dealer. Who cares about this shit

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Fuck this bullshit with a stick.
The man is a hero and should be treated as a hero. This is absolutely disgusting.

>>135641379

Canada needs to kill itself.

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>>135641379
B-but they are living in the 'free' West and not in globalist social experiment colony ruled by totalitarian 'rainbow' democracy, no?

This is why Canada needs stricter gun laws.
That man should of thought twice about handling dangerous weapons, surely there are ways to defend yourself without stealing guns from home invaders. He should of stayed hidden and called the police. Deserves to be in jail.

He was probably a far right terrorist

I talked to an ex police officer once. He told me even the rcmp and city police can get into serious problems with using their firearms. Hence why most use excessive physical force to compensate. But the one piece of advice he did give me was this. If your gonna shoot somebody, put two center mass. Three is considered excessive force, one is considered intent to wound, and even headshots (if your a good enough shot) is also excessive force. Basically, kill the motherfucker and then prepare your anus. But if your a member of CSSA or one of the others they offer legal. Fucking leaf land right?

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>>135643598
He wants to be like Vince McMahon

>>135641379
no fucking way

>>135641379
My guess is that these people are all trash drug dealers that know each other.
Police using this as a way to get rid of everybody. I have no problems with this.

Wow, this is retarded.

>>135641379
Shoot shovel shush up

>>135641379
Fuck this retarded backwards country

This shit happens all the time, and every time it gets thrown out in court.
It's just common protocol that the guy had to get pending charges, but nothing will happen to him

Dont worry, Canada. Someday we'll have to invade you and then you'll be a part of America, where you belong.

>>135644433
Not a drug dealer apologist, but nobody should be able to break into your house and try to rob/kill you. On the other hand, if the cops want to toss grenades in there for the lulz, that's their business.

A very similar incident happened close to where I live and the guy is only getting charged with "felon in possession of a firearm".

>>135644723

>3 is considered excessive force
>not mag dumping until the threat is eliminated

If you're too busy thinking about the legal repercussions while defending yourself how can you claim to have truly feared for your life. What the fuck is wrong with liberals and understanding how self defense works?

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The man took the gun from the intruders. He didn't have to shoot them because the intruders were disarmed. He could have pointed the gun at them, threatened them to stay put and call the police. Instead, he opened fire at unarmed, defenseless people when his life was no longer in danger.

I hate this fucking country

>taking a gun from a home invader so he is no longer an apparent threat
>after disarming one of the invaders with guns, all the home invaders run and you SHOOT AT THEM IN THE BACK

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/self-defence-what-s-acceptable-under-canadian-law-1.1229180
>CBC News: You hear a noise and go downstairs in the middle of the night and find a burglar, and you can't tell if he's armed. Legally, what are your options?
>"Your dwelling house seems to be the property you're allowed to protect the most," Nichols says.
>Under Section 40 of the Criminal Code, which deals with the defence of dwellings, Nichols says, "everyone who is in possession of a dwelling house is justified in using as much force as necessary, to prevent any person from forcibly breaking into or entering the dwelling house without lawful authority."

>"You could use a significant amount of force. If you knocked them out and rendered them unconscious, you will probably not be charged with assault," Cohen adds. "But if he was retreating and you hit him in the head with a bat and he was [critically injured], you might have a problem."
>Nichols says the words "as much force as is necessary" are one of the things taken into account by judges.

many states in the US are like this, you're allowed to use force to defend your property but you aren't under a "make my day" law like castle doctrine permits in Canada

>>135645031
I'm curious to see what happens. The guy shot at people who were fleeing, points against him, two of the other home invaders still HAD guns, points for "self defense" argument.

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>>135641379
Oh my god, this is insane.

If i was Canadian I would most definitely immigrate to the United States.

>>135645249

https://archive.is/nY5Gq

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>>135645135
http://thechronicleherald.ca/novascotia/1487818-break-in-suspect-shot-man-in-home-charged
>Police said that three men entered the residence with guns and a struggle took place with two men inside.
>The two in the home seized a firearm from one of the suspects and several shots were fired as the suspects fled. Police later located one of the suspects, who had non-life-threatening gunshot wounds.

Three guys fleeing after the homeowner fled, two of them still had weapons.

I wouldnt be surprised if someone stopped a terrorist attack, they would be charged with islamaphobic hate crime.

>>135645135
Anyone who attempts armed robbery shouldn't receive a damn bit of sympathy.

>>135645277
You'd be subject to a similar legal standard in many US states, including New York, so if you want to move for that reason, make sure you move to a state with castle doctrine.

I really hated Canada before, but now they have moved up a couple spots on my enemies list

>>135645135
Absolutely despicable, Canada. This kind of thinking will get you fucking murdered. If you break into another man's home and threaten him, you willingly surrender your right to life by threatening his.

>>135645135

Typed up exactly like somebody whose life has never been in imminent danger,

Nice try, leaf.

>>135645277
What would possess a sane Canadian to leave his 70% white, 80% christian, 1.7% gay country for a 40% white (60% white if you include """white""" hispanics), 70% christian, and 3.4% gay country?

>>135645437
you are correct

>>135641379
This triggers me

>>135641379
Pic title related. If youre in danger in Canada, dont call the police, and hope no one else does either. Solve your own problems, and cover your ass.

>>135645135
GOOD! Motherfuckers shouldn't be beaking into someone's house in the first place. One less criminal scum to possibly kill someone else.

>>135641379
What a fucking disgusting country, equally as bad as Sweden.

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>>135645467
>threaten someone's life
>take said threatener's means of taking your life
>guy can no longer hurt you
>kill him in cold blood anyways
>expect to be treated like a hero

>>135641470

how will americans ever recover

>>135645031

>d- don't worry, it's only protocol......for now

KEKD CANADA

>>135645478
having no rights.

>>135645135
This comment is not satire either. Crazy.
If someone has the intention to rob me anymeans necessary then they didn't give a shit about my life at all. The feelings at that point become reciprocal.

Part and parcel of living in the beaver kingdom

>>135641470
Why do leaftards hate self defense?

>>135645626
A) The guy didn't kill the suspect. The gunshot wounds were non-threatening.

B) He disarmed one of three people invading his house, the other two still had guns.

>>135645686
>murder is justifiable for stealing a TV

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>>135645626
>threaten someone's life
>expect not to be killed

>>135641379
It's forbidden and racist to refuse an anal penetration in leafland

>>135645474
This, I love it when faggots who have never looked in the eyes of a person who wants them dead start judging, in hindsight, what the rational minimal force is in a situation where you make split second decisions.

>>135645840
It is if they break into your house and threaten your life.

Actually, since this is real shit now, and this country is actually putting people in prison for not letting themselves be killed - white people may actually reasonably be expected to have to defend themselves from violent shitskins etc. If you defend yourself reasonably and still end up in prison for life, then whats the point in saving your life in the first place?

If you run into a self defense situation, from what I have read being a 4chan user for over a decade, without having ever needed to use it - you go buy a fucking post driller, or rent one. Its a manual hand tool, and it digs big holes for fence posts about 6 feet deep. You make like 10 holes, spaced a mile apart, and real deep. Simple.

If I ever run into a self defense situation, I will not be calling the police, Ill be renting a post driller. I would hope any sane Canadian would not bother to call the police if a man with a gun entered their house and tried to kill them. Rent a post driller. Problem solved. Your life wont be over.

You forced me to do this. Ive had this information for years, if I spread this shit around there would be a lot of people with the knowledge they need to go fuck society up pretty good. This is what happens when you oppress people until they feel they might actually have to break the law to survive.

>>135645704
Nobody hates self-defense. Leafs hate murder.
He'd be a hero if he held them at gunpoint whilst calling the police. Instead, he's the villain for shooting.

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>>135643662
What the fuck.

Open season on all canadians when?

>>135645840

>thieves in general, especially home invaders deserve life.

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Oh, Canada...

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>>135642075
>Right Wing Archive Squads
Now this I can fap to

>>135641379

Making the population entirely unable to defend itself from anything at all. How incredibly liberal.
How Jew.

>>135641379
How do they keep getting away with this shit?

Seriously who the fuck thinks that a guy who defended his life deserves to be punished for it

>>135641379
You know how I know that you guys love us? You can't stop thinking about us.

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>>135645626
Very weak.
The guy could most definitely still hurt you

>he broke into your fucking house
>what if he had a knife?
>Or another gun?
>Or attempted to take the gun back?

>>135645961
>killing your own brother because he stole a cookie from the cookie jar
That's what you sound like. Anarchists are cancer.

>>135645626
>criminal
>deserving human rights
leafie pls

>>135645576
Cover your own ass is a good rule of thumb for everyone.

However in Canada, its: cover your own ass or else criminals and police alike will target you.

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>>135645478
>3.4% gay
You better watch yourself, kid. If someone reported you for saying this online you'd get a life incarceration without parole plus mandatory estrogen conversion therapy under the anti-hate speech laws.

You better get it through your thick skull - it's 30% of population, AT LEAST.

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>/pol/ hates anarchy
>/pol/ turns around and hates Canada for having laws that protect people's lives

>>135641379
white men really need to start getting angry

Unless you’ve done something terribly wrong, the odds of you being convicted are on your side. The CSSA has dealt with many of these types of cases over the years, and in only one case was the individual convicted. To re-cap:

Yes, you will be charged with a very serious crime.
Yes, this will be the most stressful time of your life.
Yes, this entire process will cost you a lot of money.
However, at the end of it all, justice will usually prevail and you will not go to prison. More importantly, you and your loved ones will still be here.

So yeah, it will suck for a few years of your life, but there have been very few convictions for lethal force self defense.

>>135645135

>once violent criminals are disarmed they are no longer violent criminals and will peacefully surrender and wait patiently for the police

Are you a woman or retarded?

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>>135646086
>assuming law and order is anarchy

Jesus Christ.

You aren't fucking batman if you try defend yourself against home invaders.

>>135645911
>Police said that three men entered the residence with guns and a struggle took place with two men inside

hey guys can you go ahead and put your guns down while i call the police. ok thanks ya brb

>>135645031
>inb4 the judge honor kills him with a sword

Friendly reminder that only anarchists believe you should be allowed to kill robbers with no repercussion.

>>135646086
If your brother and his buddies broke into your house and held you at gunpoint first in order to take the cookies then yes, fucking take his gun and neutralise the threat.

USA and Canada need to do a huge population swap. Send them our liberals and bring in their right wing.

>>135643880
It is well known around here that if the individual is no longer posing a threat to you, then you cannot attack them in anyway. For example if a murderer is running away after killing your daughter you are not allowed to shoot him.

>>135645031
>pending

This. Americans love to point the finger at us like we're the cucked ones. Fuck off burgers. Just fuck off. It says clearly in the article:

“Right now they’re just pending charges,” said spokeswoman Chris Hansen at the Public Prosecution Service.

So nothing will happen to him, Meanwhile, in Chicago:
Year to Date
Shot & Killed: 382
Shot & Wounded: 1807
Total Shot: 2189
Total Homicides: 414

FUCK OFF BURGERS.

>>135645135
Consider the following
they didnt stay put
they could have been retreating to their vehicle to obtain additional firearm(s)
you going to take that risk, faggot?

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>>135642075
>Munroe is banned from any contact with two named individuals, must attend court as ordered, keep the peace and be of good behaviour, not leave his residence except for essential activities such as work or medical appointments, remain in Nova Scotia, not consume drugs or alcohol, not possess a cellphone or pager, have no weapons, and answer the door to police when they check at his home... for attempting to shoot at gun toting armed robbers who broke into his house...
>Having rights/Freedom
Pick 1 and then get ready to die leafs

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>>135643598
>the one on the right in the first pic
T H I C C

>>135646225
>home invader
>person
How's your daily anal raping going for you, Cucknada?

>>135646334
You neutralized the threat by taking his gun. You don't need to shoot back.

There is a line between self defense and attempted murder.

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>>135646225
The leaf, ladies and gentlemen

>>135646086
Has your brother broken into your house with 2 of his friends and some guns looking to rob you?

Do you even know what a brother is?

>>135646341
I actually feel sorry for you.

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>>135646243
Dont get mad. Get glad.

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>>135645368
I dunno boys, this sequence of eventualities is pretty familial.

>>135646225
>Removing the right to protect ones own life/property
>Facilitating anarchy
Pick 2

>>135646485
>pic
Freedom enables degeneracy, though.
Look at America, for example.
Authoritarianism > Libertarianism

Only anarchists want to shoot robbers. Laws protect all lives.

This >>135645431 and do you possess some magical eye to see if the burglars haven't got another gun or knives on them, stupid docile leaf?

Said homeowner should be given a medal for actually managing to disarm the attacker/ having the balls to do it in the first place.
You're disgraceful Canada.

>>135646438

If you can take the gun from him, what stops him from taking it back from you? Do you consider you might be fighting and wrestling for your life to take a gun out of a home invaders hands?

I know your default option is to offer him cookies and your daughters/wife's pussy as a proper leaf, but can you try not being a total cuck?

>>135645437
I fucking hate new york. Liberal shitland.

>When Jamal brings his friend mohammad

>>135646343
Thats niggers shooting niggers in quarantined lawless land called chicagatroit

>>135643662
>get gun
>drive by leaf house
>throw gun through window
>leaf now guilty of multiple felonies
The perfect crime.

>>135646581
>implying that robbers' lives matter

>>135646585

Forgot to add: >>135645135

>>135645704
No mother should fear for their kids life while they commit a crime.

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>>135646343
Shut the fuck up, Leaf.

Those are niggers, no one cares, faggot.

>>135646343
>Chicongo
>America
Pick only one

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>When the whole mosque shows up

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>>135646341
>If a murderer runs away after killing your daughter you aren't allowed to shoot him

Lol you socialists/Marxists are so cucked you literally refuse to punish people who murder and rape. How do people like yourself make it this far in life without killing yourself?

>>135646438
>This is the modern white male
>When the enemy tries to kill you, stop him and the politely let him try again until he succeeds or gives up, never discourage him

>>135641379
fucking leafs

>>135646639
This
Anytime some liberal in my circle brings up US gin violence I literally just say it's because of the blacks.

In any case your life should be fair game if you cross the threshold of another person's domain with the intent to do harm (or for any reason you do it without permission).

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>>135646343
Hey fuck you
So what if the niggers in burgerland bring the homocide rate up? the white one are still good people.
Not only that, this entire website is a comedic circlejerk where everyone gets poked fun at, stop taking it so harsh

>>135646716
>tfw mexies are actually based
Are we building the wall on the wrong border?

>>135646254
>Yes, this will be the most stressful time of your life.
>Yes, this entire process will cost you a lot of money.

In my opinion when it comes to legally allowed perimeters of self defense these two conditions should be absent in society which claims to be civilized. Nothing should make you
hesitate when defending youself from attacker, ffs. It's the good ol' marxist 'turning the opressor into the victim' and' making the actual victim helpless and at the mercy of the state'.

>>135646585
>Not having a press to on high lumens taclight on your glock/AR15/Shotgun
Poorfags need to change their priorities

You need to identify deadly threats before lighting niggers up like swiss cheese

I love the USA. Home invasions are a wet dream for lots of people in my state, including me. Shooting dead some criminal who breaks into my house is what this country was founded on.

>>135641379
All Canadian life is precious; if you attempt to murder someone, no matter the situation, you should get punished accordingly. Also do note that this entire situation would have never occurred if the invaders didn't have guns.

>>135646768
Actually, maybe itd be good to just have a small gas powered post driller laying around, in case of such an event. You know, like a rape extinguisher. You keep a fire extinguisher around for in case theres a fire, you keep a post driller around in case theres a home invasion.

Are you people absorbing this? You might need to know this one day. Post drillers, jackie. Post drillers for all these /pol/acks.

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>>135641379
>and possession for the purpose of trafficking.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK THOUGH

>>135646797
Only niggers murder, though.
The true white male neutralizes the threat by force, but respects human life.
Even Germany under National Socialist rule, killing for no good reason when there are alternatives would get you arrested.
Only libertarians, anarchists, and antifa think murder is okay.

>>135646968
well said

Fucking leafs, I doubt that shit would even fly here. Even Tony Martin only got time cos he walked up to one of the gyppos on the ground and put another cartridge in the cunt.

Bottom line, at the end of the day you're better off being tried by 12 than carried by 6

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>>135641379

>If you disarm your enemies they win.

Canada was a mistake bud.

>>135646649
>Report gun stolen while hes at work paying your 40k a year welfare check
>sue him
Wait why arent we all moving to Canada and trolling the system into oblivion while getting shit rich and watching the worst nation on earth cannibalize itself

He broke the law. Laws exist for a reason. I don't want criminals on my streets. Antifa and libertarians want criminals on my streets.

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>>135646975
>>135646768
>>135646720
>>135646630
>>135646509
>>135645899
Most important and useful thing you will read all month here, make sure to read these posts before you exit thread.

>>135647004
>criminigger
>human
pick ONE and ONLY ONE

>>135644186
I remember that story of a teacher who got jail time because he accidentally killed the guy who was about to rape his wife and daughter. We're such cucks when it comes to self-defense it's a good thing the average arab has the strength of an anemic poodle, otherwise we might be in trouble.

>>135647129
Fuck off anarchist, laws exist for a reason.
Murder is for niggers.

>>135647108
The criminal broke the law when he invaded his home with a gun. If the law says you cant protect yourself from a gun wielding home invader, the law is an ass. It should say once he breaks into your home with a weapon, you can end his life. Thats what it should say. How about the law that says you go to prison if you dont address trannies by their pronoun etc. How about the law that says the truth is illegal. Youre the bad guy, the good guys kill people like you for helping the bad guys.

>>135647004
What about reasonable self defense?

Youre not a victim if you grab a deadly weapon and break into someones home uninvited for whatever reason...

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>>135641379
USA should send a strike team to rescue him and give him citizenship.

>>135647004
Are you daft? You not looking back with judgement and the 20/20 of hindsight, armed robbers have invaded your house, your wife in bed, you have to assume the worst and put the fuckers down if you can.

>>135645626
Hahahahaha

Fucking LEAFS

The meme is real

>>135647286
Reasonable self defense (ie: taking the gun and holding the intruder at gunpoint) is okay.

Taking the gun and shooting an unarmed, defenseless man is not okay.

>>135641379
>defending cold-blooded murder

Does the anglo's lust for blood know no bounds?

>>135646968
Id rather not deal with it and have to patch a bullet hole in my wall but yes its good to be prepared

>>135646975
It's like me, i have a 8 meter deep hole in the back yard, ready to house any nigger that breaks in my house and tries to be a smart ass.

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>>135646438
you are a giant fucking faggot

>>135647194
>shooting someone to save your own life is murder
>not being a suicidal beta is a crime in leafland(if you're white)
I would rather have the entire Mexican population jump that wall than have one leaf on American soil.

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>>135646923
>the white one are still good people.
Wouldn't bet my money on that one m8

>>135645626
>you can't be a danger if you don't have a gun
How did the unarmed houseowner manage to grab the gun of the attacker, then?

I imagine Canada operates in a similar way to South Africa.

If you remove one of the ferals in this country with a gun, the police are by law required to charge you with attempted murder. But once it goes to court, the judge just about always tosses it out because the person was acting in self defense.

It is a waste of time and money DESU. This is why castle doctorine is needed in every country. It would remove a lot of unnecessary work on part of the police and justice system.

>>135647194
This is a lefty/pol/ shill arguing with another lefty/pol/ shill. There is no confusion. The home invader was supposed to have his life ended, and the guy who defended himself did so on his own property, without reasonable force.

Reminder these marxists love deception and trickery, they dont believe in the truth, they only believe in what they can make people believe. That is not an exaggeration, these people deny that anything can be factual, and only what can be twisted and perceived as true is real, according to them.

So whatever they can trick you into thinking is as good as reality if you think it.

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>>135646438
Fuck you cuck I will shoot home invaders all I want

>>135647175
You are in trouble frenchie

Its just slowly growing with no end in sight

You need a Trump card

>>135647396
You are a massive fucking anarchist with no respect for the law or authority. Go back to Somalia if you want to live in a true anarchy where you can murder anybody who steps within 10 kilometers of your property.

>>135642075
>Improper storage of a firearm

Ok I *kinda* understand some of the rest of them (Don't get me wrong, they're all fucking retarded) but how the hell did they get that one on him?

>>135647352
ARE YOU FUCKING DENSE

TWO OTHER INTRUDERS HAD FIREARMS

HIS LIFE WAS UNDER IMMEDIATE AND REAL THREAT, PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE DONE

F-A-G-G-O-T

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> > everyone else who replied

>>135647307
And a rifle, body armor and 1000 rounds of ammo

>>135647531

Oh, so you were able to look into the invaders' minds and determine their intentions, and now you're sharing your insights with us?

Splendid.

>killing home invaders is bad
Jesus Christ, how could someone be so delusional?

>>135647481
A bunch of kids were firebombing a weapons instructors home at night, with moltov cocktails. He went outside, during the attack, and fired a warning shot off, at a tree so it wouldnt hit anyone in the crossfire, or far away.

He was (Im pretty sure successfully) charged with reckless use of a firearm type crimes. A firearms instructor. When his house was being firebombed with him in it. In his underwear.

>>135647352
Have you ever tried to "hold" someone at gunpoint when theyre not a submissive little cuckboy bitch?

>>135641379
vote scheer, he understands fire arms and he will put more conservative judges that will change the castle law for a better way

>>135641470
>TFW TRSwaggots post on pol
Go complain on your shitty podcast about opium or something slug

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>>135647531
Held the two other intruders at gunpoint too.

Do you honestly believe they would shoot me if they know I'd shoot back?

>>135646649
MADMAN

>>135647516
Oh, leafie. Don't you know that laws only apply to whities like you? Now, go and service that Nigerian cock. Jamal will be very disappointed!

>>135645626
expect to be treated hero? wtf. you dirty Canadian cuck.
guy just fought for his life, wrestling weapon away from intruders. out numbered. adrenaline. fear.
doesnt know if there are other weps or friends coming to help.
he shoots them just as any real man would. delete the cancer. dont dance with it. invite it over for pancakes you dunce.

>>135646775
Its another value system, its gets kinda comfy Tb.h after a while. The guy will still go to jail for killing your little qt3.14 so NBD.

>>135647758
>guy just fought for his life

Shooting unarmed people in cold blood = fighting for your life

Never change, /pol/.

>>135647529
Instead of locking the gun in the gun safe he didn't own, he probably put the gun down on a table or the ground after he shot the guy

>>135643662
That shit is straight up communist dictatorship tier. Those offenses are completely retarded, redundant and totally not fitting to the circumstances.
They are basically charging him with whatever exists so he can be made an example of : "never defend yourself, only the state has the right to violence, bla bla bla".

>>135643598
do trannies ever think about old age before they go through with transition? I haven't seen even one passable trap over the age of 50.

>>135642075
>http://archive.is/skCBZ
Thank you based Archive squad

>>135647529
He didnt have a gunsafe to lock it inside when the police showed up, duh

It was in his possession(fingerprints etc) when they showed up

Open and closed case for JUSTin "Fuck my shit up senpai" Trudeau's police force

>>135647637
Ok just hear me out kraut.

I bring two mates and all of us have guns and we intent to rob you in your own house, we kick the door in and hold you at gunpoint while we ransack your house and you manage to wrestle a gun off one of us, now do you hold the gun to one of us and say "now i have 1 gun and you have 2, please leave i don't want to kill anyone"

???

>>135643218
Don't believe him, it's cancerous here.

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>>135647937
>do trannies ever think about old age

Some do.

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>people are unironically replying to the canacuck baitposter

>>135647531
But they missed though. How can you justifying shooting a criminal if he didnt even hurt you?

>>135647988
>I bring two mates

Two questions:
1) Are they cute?
2) Top/bottom?

>>135647709
>Do you honestly believe they would shoot me if they know I'd shoot back?

If i was going to rob you and i saw you had a gun, i would shoot you in the face as soon as you started talking

>>135647866
Hey there rabbi, watcha posting?

>>135642075
>Because the dumb goy didn't just let them rape and pillage he must attend court as ordered, keep the peace and be of good behaviour, not leave his residence except for essential activities such as work or medical appointments, remain in Nova Scotia, not consume drugs or alcohol, not possess a cellphone or pager, have no weapons, and answer the door to police when they check at his home.

Holy shit

>>135647866
You fucking cuck, if you fucking point a gun at me i have every fucking right to bury you.

>>135647988
If you bring a gun into my house then are too fucking stupid to hold onto it while I wrestle it away I ain't saying shit.

You're already dead. All of you. Dead men can't sue and they tell no tales.

>>135648058

I'm an avowed non-poster, shitlord.

>>135647988
Hear me out.

If I have a gun and threaten to shoot the two intruders who have guns, then they wouldn't shoot at me because they'd be afraid I'd shoot back.

>>135647637
>>135647866

Stop cuckposting, Sören.

>>135648039
>>135648050
I honestly can't comprehend how retarded you guys are, im just going to assume you are women

>>135648065
>mexinigger threatened by a bit of metal

lmao insecure

>>135648106
Or I could just shoot all three and make up any story I want.

>>135647637
you guys had more sense from 1933-1945

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>>135643717
End my life tbqh

>>135648147

You are saying they aren't cute? Consider yourself DROPPED.

>>135647709
Think fast, leaf, wwyd?

Heeeereees johnny:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5bsAMSQ13bY

>>135646254
Meanwhile I can just use extreme force against thieves stealing property regardless of any danger to myself because my forefathers knew a man's property was his livelihood.

>>135648051
Why? They're there to rob me, not kill me. If I took one of their guns, the other two wouldn't fire back because they wouldn't know if I'd shoot back too, effectively making a standstill where I can call the police whilst pointing my gun at them.
Murder is wrong.

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>>135646649
Fuck me.

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>>135642075

We are only getting half the facts here.

The RCMP confirmed this was not a random incident and all people involved knew each other. The people in the house were selling drugs/guns and this was a business deal gone bad. That is why everyone involved got charged.

>>135648179

Those guys got their asses handed to them by the entire world.

So you're wrong.

Imagine this guy's confusion. He chases off these guys and defends his home and then hears...
>Sir I'm going to have to arrest you because you nearly killed some people who would've killed you.

>>135648166
I know you're cuckposting but there is a huge difference between being a cuck and not.

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>>135647709

>>135645626

fuck I hate you God damn leafs so fucking much.

>>135648236

I really hope that this exact scenario happens to you. I truly legitimately hope that people with guns break into your home, while your wife and kids are sleeping upstairs. Since you're so eager to judge someone for defending themselves in their own home, I really really fucking hope this happens to you and your family.

>>135648236
>Why? They're there to rob me, not kill me.

And then the situation changed because you now have a gun, dipshit

>If I took one of their guns, the other two wouldn't fire back because they wouldn't know if I'd shoot back too

Would not happen no matter how hard you imagine, or if you think it does please give me one, just one example of this happening and working

>effectively making a standstill where I can call the police whilst pointing my gun at them.

Read above

>Murder is wrong.

I suppose you also dislike the death penalty for kiddy fiddlers and serial killers then

>>135648104
"I'm an avowed non-poster" - he said while posting. But seriously, this is the average G*rman nowadays. The good ones really did die off in the war.

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>meanwhile, in America

>>135648258

Please stop trying to ruin /pol/'s fun. They are insecure losers who feel the irresistible urge to be the victim of unspeakable injustice in their impotent rage. Don't take this away from them by introducing facts.

>>135648258
The defender should go to jail for his actual crimes(drug dealing etc)

Not defending himself against an armed break in

>>135645135
>He could have pointed the gun at them, threatened them to stay put
That's already the majority of the charges right there he'd be in the exact same position he is now even if he took your faggy advice

>>135647906
they do this with any type of incident here
we take throwing the book at you to a whole new level

>>135648417
>he said while posting

Uhm, source?

>>135648328
>Canada.jpg

>>135648025
>dismissing valid stories as bait

>>135648254
>>135642075

Its real, lefty/pol/. Deal with it, this is your side, this is what they do. They also take our kids away if we believe in Christian marriage, because kids must be allowed to suck cock or else the fascist family is oppressing them and abusing them. Its more equal if kids can make their own cocksucking decisions without the burden of their parents holding them back.

>>135648210
you've made my day, thank you

>>135648423
>never drops their cigarette, keeps smoking
fuck that's badass

>>135643662
This is in line with the Trudeau doctrine. If the guy just let the robber shoot him he would have won.

>>135648548

That's what I'm for, little burgerbro.

>>135648266
Kek, read about Canadas 100 days of ww1

"during those 96 days the Canadian Corps' four over-strength or 'heavy' divisions of roughly 100,000 men, engaged and defeated or put to flight elements of forty seven German divisions, which represented one quarter of the German forces faced by the Allied Powers fighting on the Western Front"

FORTY-SEVEN kraut divisions.

>inb4 not 33-45
Juno beach

>>135645626
>cold blood
That's not what that means

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>>135648415
>I suppose you also dislike the death penalty for kiddy fiddlers and serial killers then
No, because it's the government and the law killing the people, not some anarchist vigilante with no respect for the pillars of our civilization.

>>135648236
>point gun at criminals
>get phone
>put down gun to call 911
>get shot
rly makes u think, right leafie scum?

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>>135648635

Counter-point: pic related.

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>>135643662
>guys break into your house
>robbers are armed and considered dangerous
>you confront and score a 1-1000 chance and grab one of their own guns
>you shoot one and hold the other two at gun point
>cops come and arrest you and charge you for murder
i feel like this is an episode of the twilight zone. but this isn't. this is canada where pic related matters more. disgusting.

>>135648266
so what does that say about you then?

>>135648683
People have two hands.

>>135645626
He might have more guns. He might have a knife. There may be more robbers. Fuck off, leaf

>>135648674
>That sneaky way he circles around the Asian chick by him.
What a fucking boss.

>>135648747

More like, what DOESN'T it say about me, then?

lmao pwned

>>135648646
>anarchist vigilante

If you are serious just know how retarded you sound, like a kid fresh out of college who thinks all races are equal and life is precious.

Heads up you are wrong, and if you break into my house ill cave your head in with a hammer no matter the consequences, please go and try home invasions for a living and see how you weigh up

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>>135648808
>pwned

>>135648834
>all races are equal
They aren't. Niggers and mudslimes are subhumans. In fact, niggers and mudslime promote anarchist behaviors like lawless murder.

>life is precious
It is though, only niggers, mudslimes, and to a lesser extent chinks disagree.

I love leaf king, I could sneak across the border and all I would have to say is I fear for my life in Donald Trump's land and he let me stay. So if I ever get bored and America I'm going to try it

http://nationalpost.com/g00/news/canada/homeowners-not-required-to-flee-intruders-court/wcm/89704210-91ab-4b05-b1c3-e3300ac065cb?i10c.referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.ca%2F

There are several precedents for castle doctrine in Canada. He's going to be declared not guilty.

>>135648712
Trust a leaf, always makes me laugh...

>>135648966
>he struggles to acknowledge and accept his defeat and total destruction

Victory has just got sweeter. Good.

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>>135647319
Here's the scenario that keeps me up at night:

>me+wife, kid asleep in separate rooms
>nig or nigs break in
>ID target and double-tap guy who walks into doorway
>still dark as fuck even with flashlight
>guy is clearly hit and writhing around
>obv still concerned about other possible robbers/rapists/murderers in house
>no weapon in this guy's hands
>no point interrogating him, couldn't trust what he said anyway as to whether he was alone or had any weapons
>no time to pat the guy down or make a armchair doctor's assessment if he's going to get back up or not
>can't very well leave him with your wife right there or have him shoot you in the back

Do you put one in the head just to be sure before you move on to clearing the rest of the house/make sure your kid's ok/whatever?

I mean, the law says no. But from a tactics point of view, how can you not?

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>>135648808
weak. you lost the vigor you hand in earlier posts. you no longer amuse me.

>>135645478
>What would possess a sane Yuri Bezmenov to defect from his white, majority Christian, 0% gay, Communist country for North America?
You tell me. Anyone with the slightest bit of sense would prefer dangerous freedom in burgerland over getting cucked by the slightly whiter government in leafland.

>>135649078
>Here's the scenario that keeps me up at nigh

That, and the fleshlight mailing list lmao

>>135648236
>Why? They're there to rob me, not kill me
That's why they brought guns and not just a bat or something

>>135648762
>sure, I can dial with just my thumb while continuing to aim a gun during a tense standoff situation with several armed invaders!
Daily reminder that Canadian "mens'" mouths were made for American cock.

>>135649093
>you no longer amuse me.

This is a lie.

>>135649078
Why not just shoot the ape, anon?

>>135649147
>America advocating for gay oral sex
Not a surprise since you're technically gayer than us statistically

>>135644076
Wonder how long that will last with half of California moving to Denver.

>>135649078
Maybe keep some cable ties handy...

>>135648473
>Not defending himself against an armed break in
In canada if you use a firearm while committing any other crime it makes things far more complicated and brings about additional firearm charges.

This is true for America as well. Bringing guns to a drug deal will result in firearm charges even if the guns were not used. This is what got OJ Simpson in so much trouble when he went to recover his stolen sports memorabilia (9 of the 13 counts involved the firearm being used in a crime even though OJ himself was not armed.Guns simple being in the room was enough to fuck him over)

>>135649277
No time for an average leaf to be gay - he spends most of his waking hours watching a strong Somali bull service his wife.

>>135649147
>Daily reminder that Canadian "mens'" mouths were made for American cock.

Not even Canadians deserve to have mouths made for mutilated, dried-up, keratinized dick.

>>135648646

That fact that you have more contempt for the home owner, who didn't even own a gun, than the armed robbers, is why your country deserves a holocaust.

>>135649078
In America, kill the robber
Two in the chest, one in the head

The way our legal system is set up, if the other guy lives to testify, you are pretty much fucked. This is why cops will often stand around and do nothing while the suspect bleeds out and dies. The system rewards this.

Shoot them, lawyer up, say whatever your lawyer tells you to say. That's how you play the game. Our system is trying to throw you away for defending yourself, you need to defend yourself against the system

>>135649078
from a home owners view, no you don't.
It you make more splatter that just means more to clean/replace. paint is expensive. thats also why you need hard wood floors, not carpet. youll thank me later.

>>135644287
True - he will walk free

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>>135643598
Leafs what the fuck

>>135647882
>>135647959

I hope the judge tells the police to fuck right off and whoever decided on any of the charges be fired immediately because this is the fucking opposite of common sense and is retarded as fuck.

Although its canada so they probably won't arrest ahmed raping the children because the fully bearded man said he was also 8.

>>135641379

Same thing here.

The law of perverse incentives states that if you can murder your home invader and dispose of their body you're likely better off than involving the authorities.

More and more this is also the case for seeking any justice for robberies, assaults and rapes. The government does nothing, but is quick to punish vigilantism.

The government insists it has a monopoly on force to all law abiding citizens. Meanwhile the real criminals see how anemic and crippled their response is to real crime.

>>135649393
>somali bull
Canada is 2% black
America is 13% black.
America's also leading the world in interracial marriage.

>>135649078
>implying I didn't go for a kill shot from the get-go

>>135649403
>That fact that you have more contempt for the home owner
I don't feel more contempt for the home onwer.
The home owner's just also in the wrong for attempting to take a human being's life.

>>135649396
That's true - the average Can*dian deserves much, much worse.

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>>135648635
Those people dont exist anymore. Maybe 0.1% of the Canadian population are burly lumberjacks, and thats the type of people youre talking about. Ironically, they are mostly in BC.

>>135649578

Not asking because I'm a gay Bavarian lefty or anything, but are you cut or uncut?

>>135641379

the absolute state of this country

>>135646649
glorious

>>135643218
>random

Wasn't random. One guy killed a criminal petrol sipper who started shit, they disposed of the body. What's yours guys rule in 'Straya anyways, kill your enemies they win? Doesn't sound Alpha to be

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>>135645626
>guy can no longer hurt you
Yes because people can't have two guns or get enough courage to magdump a few times into the house while they flee

>>135649566

Frankly, any home invader has already thrown away their own life in my point of view.

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>>135649566
You're right, he should have just let them kill him and take all his shit.

While they're at it hopefully they have enough time to rape his family.

>>135644637
No

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>>135645135
>life was no longer in danger

>>135649651
I have several cuts and scrapes, a few burns aswell

>>135648742
natural twenty in combat
natural one in speechcraft

>>135649817
The leaf is just a common leaf

>>135649683
sorry

>>135649113
(You)

>>135649267
In this thought exercise, I did. He's already wounded.

>>135649361
Ain't nobody got time fo dat. 2nd nig might pop out while you're busy fumblefucking around with trying to tie 1st nig up, which is going to require 2 hands which means you have to put your gun down. Just seems risky.

>>135649410
My only concern is that it's going to be clear from a forensics POV that I basically executed the guy on the ground.

>>135649411
Way ahead of you.

>>135649533
Wish I had that kind of accuracy at 3AM coming up from a dead sleep in the dark.

>>135649566
I hope you get robbed next. Hopefully you get raped and killed. In the end you can keep your "moral" victory.

>>135649819

Not saying this because I'm a gay lefty Bavarian or anything, but I'm turned on right now.

>>135649737
>stealing a TV is punishable by death
Are you an anarchist?

>>135649787
Have you read my posts? He took the gun, a sensible human being would have held the intruders at gun point, not attempt to murder them. The intruders were in the wrong for attempting to STEAL, but the homeowner denied himself of being in the right the moment he attempted to MURDER.
Western Civilization is not an Anarchy. This is not Somalia. We have laws.

>>135649651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brehUhjwQjs

Watch this full video, its like 8 minutes. Reconsider your political positions. Its Brigitte Gabriel, talking about what happened to leftists after they caused the Lebanese civil war, by promoting forced immigration of Palestinians.

protip: Youre all non-believers and therefore you will all be beheaded.

>>135645626
stop making us look bad

>>135649888
Doesn't castle doctrine law allow you to kill any intruder in any way you see fit at the time?

Or is there some kind of amendment that your shitty federal government has brought in since last time i checked

>>135649967

I'm too cute to be beheaded, you alarmist shill.

>>135649895
>I hope you get robbed next
I won't get robbed because I can defend myself without resorting to murder. Only niggers and anarchists with no respect for human life murder.

>>135649520
Only 2%? Horrifying! Think how overworked poor Jamal will be after a long day of breeding!

>>135649888
No it won't. You fired quickly because you thought he had a gun.

Believe me, the CSI shit you see on TV is a meme. Most murderers get away

>>135649888
>Wish I had that kind of accuracy at 3AM coming up from a dead sleep in the dark.
Ex-mil. Used to run midnight drills in Iraq. Muscle memory got to the point I could center-mass a target at 50 meters without the AN/PEQ.

>>135650056

Addendum: a few guys on /pol/ called me a butterface after I posted my pic, but I still consider myself cute.

>>135649940

>Are you an anarchist?

Respect for personal property is the opposite of anarchy you retarded leaf. I also happen to live in a country/state where the immediate disposal of a home intruder using a firearm is 100% legal.

>>135647660
Being charged with a crime doesn't mean you are convicted leaf.

>>135650120

Disclaimer: also, I'm uncut, that kind of helps.

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>>135647516
>go back to Somalia
Friend you have no idea who you are talking to. I am the whitest of Leafs. I have white sons, a white wife, I live on a farm and every time I post a picture on /fit/ they lose their shit.

I'm better armed than CANSOFCOM and I could be self-sufficient indefinitely on my gated property. If anyone would EVER trespass on my land they would literally disappear. I'm ready for any upcoming apocalypse, and the only laws that apply to me are the ones I deem morally conscious. I'm not a city-slicker slant eyed gook faggot like you. I'm a gun-toting family man that would happily enslave the niggers, flips and mudslimes invading our beautiful country in a heartbeat and show absolutely no remorse in doing so. I am not an anarchist. I'm a vigilante who is not afraid to defend himself and his family. Now go rot in your concrete jungle you filthy asian mutt, I'll keep preparing for winter like I've always done.

>>135650064
You're clearly someone who has never tried to defend themselves.

>>135650153

P.S. Maybe I'm not the cutest, but I do have a nicy body.

>>135649940
he was being outheld at 2gunpoint.
clearly he was still in danger cuz his gun was cancelled out
do leafs know basic math?

>>135650064
You live in Canada, we don't even have to lock our doors here. Not sure if you should be laying down the moral code for home invaders

>>135645626
>Not having ever seen what a man can do with his bare hands and adrenaline
>Kill in cold blood
>Thinking guns are the only method of killing

Corner an animal, and it will fight like it has nothing left.

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>>135643662
Kafkaesque as fuck

>>135650212

Addendum: not saying I'm muscular, I'm not, but I am smooth and I am also slim because I go for a run 3 - 4 times a week.