Three months ago I was able to purchase a fake ID with a jewish

>>135618010
Get circumcised, learn more about judaism and become one of them.

>>135618010
Don't get circumcised, learn more about judaism and destroy them from the inside.

>tfw not jewish
>tfw not even fake jewish
There are branches of judaism that proselytize so I'll prolly just go there and get a qt jewess to set my children

>>135618325
I don't know what to do really. This new life is sweet and the salaray I'm getting is good and all... But I don't want to give up my dick. I heard cut guys can't feel a thing down there.

>>135618753
Just say you don't believe in sex before marriage.

Don't get destroyed, learn more about circumsision and Judaism them from the inside.

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>>135618010
>these sneaky bastards run the world and cause societies to collapse everywhere
>but they really do take care of one another.
Oh phew, that's a relief!

>>135618325
>>135618687
>>135618843
Shit... what do I do?

>>135618753
You are going to knowingly subvert the jewish machine, but are going to buy into the smegmatards' lies unquestioningly?

Free tip though, there are plenty of unorthodox jew parents that don't have their kids cut.
I hope you can form a viable orphan underdog faithless parents story and make a pack of these subhuman nickel-chasers fall for it! HAHA!
Enjoy your time on easy street.

>>135618010
Looks like you have to get cut schlomo

>>135619157
Get your dick circumcised if you want to dive fully into this.

Remember: if you are caught pull a "Rachel Dolezal" and tell them you identify as a jew, and they need to support your choice.

>>135619157
go to non-jewish surgeon and get circumcision that's very shallow. then you can LARP circumcised by showing her your dick only when it's hard.

This is something we should actually be striving to do to fight back. We all know Jews larp as whites, why cant we larp as Jews? Operation Goyim Rabbi

>>135618010
not the same kind of jew, retard

>>135618010
Circumcision isn't bad. It's just hurts like hell to piss for a couple of days

Take one for the team and get cut. We'll see you in politics.

>>135618010
Are you able to pull back the skin revealing the head? Just give an excuse like "my skin stretched out."

Don't get cut, just tell them you're orthodox and you only want a chaste girl that will wait until you're married. After you're married, it'll be too late for her to spill the beans on you.

That is how religious fellowships are supposed to work. The church should be doing the same thing

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>>135619438
>Operation Goyim Rabbi
OY VEY!!!!!!

I'm actually considering something similar though in my case converting to Judaism. The problem being I like my foreskin.

>>135618010

Why didn't you just find a good church and join that? The same thing would have happened.

It's not the religion it's just a part of belonging to a close knit community. People help each other out. Seem like a good person? Someone will hook you up with a job, their daughter, a cheap house, a favourable loan etc...
They become a large and supportive family. Don't have to fake being a kike to enjoy those benefits. You just have to fake believing in God instead.

>>135619438
I've thought about it honestly

I'm a white manlet with brown hair and eyes, I could easily larp as Jew. The fact that I know a bunch of hebrew slang from browsing /pol/ for 5 years might help too kek

>>135621021
>You just have to fake believing in God instead.
Hahahahaha, I'm fucking dead at your comment.

>>135620859
Are you really considering doing this too? It was actually easier than I thought learning the background story and making everyone believe it man, give it a shot!

>>135619438
>Operation Goyim Rabbi
Oh shit, operation Goyim Rabbi is on course! hahahaha

>>135618010
>The first time i saw this it legit took me like 5 min to get it.
>Then i realized the guy had cancer :(
face it, at this point, nuclear holocaust would actually be a mercy

>>135618010
conspiracy is very real

welcome to the club

>>135618010
Tell them you're gay

everyone's joking about i'm over screen capping shit just in case this happens

>>135619433
>larp circumcision
I've heard some really shitty ideas that might work, but this one is the topper.

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>>135619157
Its just the tip.

>>135621255
>Tell them you are gay
>Get hooked up with gay jews instead
>End up being literally fucked in the ass by a jew boy, still with my skin cut off instead of at least having a girl

Un plan parfait

>tfw jewish and still have my foreskin

>>135618010
*doubt*
How would you pass for Jewish? There's a lot of inside knowledge that you get from your family. Although I guees there must he some shit-tier Jews who are indistinguishable from goys.

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HE'S IN THE SYSTEM

share favorable stocks famalam

>>135621455
Just fuck the jewess in the dark and don't allow her to touch your dick with hands or mouth. You can go to street prostitutes if you want someone suck your dick. This or you have to cut your foreskin and become a real jew.

Many religious communities are extremely tight knit and look after their own, while athiests play muh vidya games and fail to socialise

Tell them your foreskin grew back

>>135619438
I just ordered a fake ID with a Jew name. Lets get this bitch rolling.

>>135621488
>1488 get
Checkkked

Also why weren't you circumsized anon?

>>135618010
You could have gotten the same thing from a Presbyterian church, you dumb motherfucker.

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You faggots are unbelievable this is just copypasta or a rendition of one this shits been done before

>>135618010
where do i get a fake id and what name should i use

>>135618010
i'm circumcised. i wanna fuck a hot jewess. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

>>135618010

Marry a virgin and the least religious so she wont tell the differance

>>135621021

Sorry anon, that's mostly bullshit. Maybe is some rural or far off red state church that *might* happen. But most christian churches are shells of communities now. You won't be finding jobs with any regularity by joining them unless you are very lucky.

>>135618687
He will become one of them and reap all the benefits and gladly engage in Jewish schemes to stay apart of it.

>>135618010

1. there's nothing wrong with in-group preference other than stupid whitey doesn't do it too

2. there's a movement in judaism against circumcise so just say your parents were in that

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>>135618010
yes you dickweed, it's called mafia.

it's got a sugary side and a bitter side. if you're on one, someone else is getting the other. you think about that.

>>135618010
Jews don't have casual sex you mongrel.

>>135623026
why the fuck would you be circumcised boris?

>>135622041
>I just ordered a fake ID with a Jew name.
How?

>>135623920
i'm an american with bulgarian heritage visiting old family members.

>>135624039
дa ти eбaм мaтep диacпopa oди yби ce

You're probably Larping but if you're not holy shit

>>135623176
>a virgin non-religious American Jewess
you mean a 10 year old?

>>135624197
нe

>>135621741
I am not THAT far inside the system

>>135621021
Joining a Christian church is exactly the same experience without the lying. Go to the lunches/dinners, get the w.n. haircut, get to know the 60yo guys in expensive suits, dont be overly pushy but get to know all the males, never say more than hello to females. They mostly just wanna see that you arent a weekend warrior, so show up at a Wednesday service and 9am community groups etc.

This is literally white privilege. This wouldve been black privilege too if they hadnt rejected the gift of segregation. Jews figured it out too, chinks and koreans too. Church involvement is important to success, white atheists are such fools.

Oy voy, jewing a jew is playing with fire. Next thing you know you're 45 stuck in a hopeless marriage with a fat ugly jewdess getting yell at and your kids Arti and Levi decide to go to promise land, but you worry about them, they have asthma... the heat can't be good for them!

>>135618753

Fuck your new wife in the dark, then when she sees you're not circumcised tell your wife your dad's circumcision went wrong and that's why he didn't want yours to be mutilated.

>>135621124

Do it

>>135618753
Tell 'em you're gay

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>>135619438
It's official.

>>135618010
Just say your dad or someone didn't want you to get circumcised and they won and you just never bothered to get it done

Just tell them that you had a condition that makes your blood very thin, so it was to dangerous to get circumcised because you could risk dying of blood loss because of your condition.

The condition is legit and is called Thrombocytopenia.

>>135618010
>When they heard "my story" and part of it was that I needed a job
what was the story that you told them?

>>135618010
dont get into this kind of shit, they'll send the mossad to end you when they realise your lying. im not eve kiding

>>135619157
dont cut your dick, thats fucking stupid

>>135618010
There's a book in this anon.

>>135621442
>>135619433
>Larp circumcised
Hi doc, just a short back and sides please.

>>135618010
so u juud the joos ?

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lol are you looking forward to a Jewish circumcision? The bonus, is that you get a free BJ from a Rabbi during the process

>>135618010
ITT: retards from /pol/ live up to their short-bus reputation and fall for an embarrasingly obvious LARPer.

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>>135618010
thats not how it works my kosher friend

jews keep a tight database on who has jewish blood in them and who is just a shabos goyim.

They would especially check your heritage if you if you were working for them....after which they would probably execute you on finding out youre a goyim fraud.

nice attempt at trying to get dumb goyim to cock chop themselves anyways.

>>135619241
>free tip

hehe

>>135621488
>>tfw jewish and still have my foreskin
>tfw jewish and still have my foreskin
>jewish
>1488

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>>135629059
my fucking sides

real talk though OP, just get circumcised - it reduces the chances of catching a nasty STD so it's not all bad

>>135619615
>Circumcision isn't bad.
>Literally Sören bin-taleb al-germani
Converts are the first to go on the day of the rope

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>>135629059
>just a bit off the top today

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>>135629059

>>135618753
>I heard cut guys can't feel a thing down there.

No, it's not as quite as bad as the memes say. Still not worth it though and you're a fucking retard for even considering it.

>>135618010
Ride the wave as much as you can but never forget your origins.

>>135621021
I tried this, the church was like a retirement home no one was under 70.

>>135618010
Impregnate all the women with your goy seed then move towns and do it again

>>135618010
>Implying Jew girls don't love that shit
>Implying they won't think some Gentile spy infiltration sex isn't hot as fuck
>Implying they don't love to sin and are as completely unprincipled and hypocritical as the men are
Clearly this IS your first encounter with an actual Jewess. Do it dude. They'll love it. Guaranteed.

>>135618753
you lose 25-40% of your penis sensitivity. Depending on how much they cock chop you

you will find that ejaculating will take you about that much longer than before you were circumcised as well.

thus resulting in around 25-40% less dopamine released to your brain.

you wont get that satisfying feeling of being a real man after sex.


you will also have to keep your cock more sanitized than ever because without your hoodie you are more exposed to bacteria and fungus.

>>135619137

>these sneaky bastards run the world and cause societies to collapse everywhere
>but they really do take care of one another.

It's almost as if there is a correlation between these two.

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>>135619157
Most burgers had no choice and they didn't got a job,a girlfriend and a chance to spy on our primordial enemies.
Go for it.

>>135618010
>keeps saying church
Fake news

>>135619157
Don't do it.

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If something wasn't meant to be part of you, it wouldn't fucking grow.

I don't believe your LARP OP, but it did amuse me, so let's assume you are telling the truth.
Up to know you have infiltrated without converting, or so it seems.
But genital mutilation is not acceptable, even for this level of infiltration.
Don't do it faggot OP!

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>>135621124
> knows Hebrew slang from /pol/

Just like how I can make it in Japan because I learned to speak Nintendo by watching animu.

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abrahamic religions are just fucking pure evil


I know christianity was created in an attempt to escape this collective psychosis but the demonic kike has control over it.

Theyre composed of some of the biggest cocksuckers you will ever encounter

fuck abrahamic religions.

I've long left it and converted to Taoism

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>>135630509
>jews keep a tight database on who has jewish blood in them and who is just a shabos goyim.

no we don;t

Is this a good way to get a job? What religion should I join. Already circumcised.

>>135619157
cut your fucking dick and see just how deep the rabbit hole goes

>>135632360


AHHA I used to have these close friends who's mom worked in a kosher meat processing plant in the US

This one fresh polish immigrant off the boat was hired because she claimed she had jewish roots so the guy immediately hired here.

The owner of the plant did some research into her claim of jewish heritage because he thought she was lying.

low and behold the found no evidence of her claims, he fired her the next day and withheld her pay.

>>135630509
Nah, I've been faking being a kike when I'm with kikes for about a decade. They never checked anything, and still believe I'm one of the tribe.

>>135632651
youre full of it schlomo.

pretty clever thread though, you got a lot of dumb goyim falling.

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>>135632360
>we
There are maybe 100k Jews left in Germanistan and it looks like all of the Schlomos come to (((/pol/))))

>>135632799
know thy enemy right? subhuman cattle.

>>135632759
Believe what you want. I'm unfortunate enough to have the nose, so I figured I might as well use it to my advantage.

>>135632538
>rabbit hole
rabbi hole*

>>135633023
>the nose meme


now I know your are def full of shit

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>>135632962
I guess you are refering to yourself then. :^)

>>135618010
Wait for one of them to set you up with a big titty jewess, then tell her your foreskin grew back, the guy didn't do a great job on it and went too shallow when he cut. Then say that by the time you were old enough to notice, it was too late because the thought of anyone touching your penis with a knife terrifies you.

You've got to master bullshitting if you want to jew full time, anon.

Congrats, by the way.

>>135632350
So what do you do as a Taoist?

>>135618010
>a synagogue
>the church
what

>>135633217
getting away with things is the trait of the superior

getting punished for something he's done or not that of an animal

>>135633293


gather my manna into my altar and caste spells like a wizard, what else?

>>135633217
Hey dipshit...ever see Hacksaw Ridge? Directed my Gibson.

>>135618010
>my cock isn't cirmucised

Doesn't matter. Just say your Jewess mother wouldn't let your father do it, and that was the final say on it. They'll understand because it happens.

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>>135633359
>jewish posting

>>135633423
Phone posters need to be gassed. And what did he do again to work again in (((Holly Wood)))? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDyP9zxgCXU

>>135633470
You could also say you're anaemic, I'm pretty sure rabbis spare you the snip when you've got that.

>>135618010
Most jews don't care dumbass

>>135618010
lol don't worry jewgirls do not suck dick.

>>135633134
>lying on an anonymous carpet-weaving board
Whatever man. I don't care.

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>>135633720
>jewgirls do not suck dick.
Aaaaaand dropped

>>135633359
i would rather be an animal then a jew.

>>135619446
You're right, but this is a nice example of "street-level" Jewish nepotism. I experienced the same thing when I had some strong Jewish connections (due to circumstances that I won't detail here).

>>135633967
>i would rather be an animal then a jew.


this

to me kikes are the animals

>>135619438
wtf I love reciting the talmud now

Get circumcised the old way, not the shit that started in 100ad. Literally just a incision at the base of the foreskin, enough for a scar. No removal of the foreskin. Will be painful as fuck but it allows you to keep your feeling. Tell them that you believe in the old way of circumcision and feel that the new way is a corruption of God's covenant. Also say that since it is used by the gentiles (goys) it is even more wrong.

>>135619157
become one of them but DON'T cut your dick. How would they know?

>>135633967
Well in their eyes you already are. Mission accomplished.

>>135634242
penis inspection days

>>135634274
Do the really have those days?

>>135618010

Become a jewish neonazi skinhead, there is no contradiction in that:

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/nazis-in-israel-israeli-police-arrest-a-homegrown-skinhead-gang-a-504803.html

>>135634166

since jews worship the fallen angel satan it doesnt really matter if you mutilate yourself or not


what does matter is you live a life of insult to god and everything he created. And spread this cancer as much as you can.

>>135634274
?

Tell them your a degenerate faggot and don't like pussy. Kikes love faggotry.

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>>135634406
We do it in the US along with scoliosis checks and other stuff in high school.

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>>135618010
> my cock isn't cirmucised

>>135634686
>High school
Lucky niggers, mine was in jr high and it was the worst day, shit took FOREVER and the coach's hands were cold.

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>>135631726
Nice set of mularkey there dipshit

I feel like someone who has been pretending to be a jew for a several months would know that they don't call it a church.

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>>135634775
oh hai schlomo goldblatz! :^)

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>>135634686
nice freedom you got over there

>my cock isn't circumcised
>American
Fake News.

Get circumcised, don't learn more about them, fuck the qts, eat all the kerplach.

>>135618010
>He can get a fake ID
>he can live a fake life
>cant make up a lie about his dick

how do you get paid? cheques made out to your jewish name...did you start a new bank account? because now you're in fraud territory

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>>135634519
>tfw a merchant overdosed on red pills

>>135634259
circumcised?
us animals drag our foreskins over hot coals that deer roast on.

>>135619241
>free tip
Pun intended?

I'm circumcised and I can attest that sensation is far less than skinned but the trick is foreplay a lot longer before inserting into the jewess vajayjay.

>>135635350

Jewish girls are raised being told that an uncircumcised cock will give her cervical cancer and stuff.

Good luck finding a Jewish girl that won't gossip

>>135634519
Chaim... are we the baddies?

>>135619433
>Larp circumcision

>>135618010
OK goy, here's what you do. Find a Jewess, and knock her up. Repeat as many times as possible. Raise your kids to be the biggest coal burning, oil drilling whores you can. Teach them that contraception is evil.
Then you gather all the niglets up and ship them to fucking Israel.

>>135618010
(((Jewish Nepotism))) runs the CIA, the Congress, the IMF, the World Bank, NATO, the UN, Hollywood, Journalism, the Central Banks, and pretty damn near every other position of power.

>>135618010

Okay... what story did you tell the Rabbi and other Synagogue members?

Based on what you told them I would say that you grew up non-Jewish or secular Jewish and then came back to the tribe.

Hence why you are circumcised.

>>135618010
How do I get a Jewish ID?

>>135619438
did this for the past 3 years in brooklyn. same conclusion as OP

>>135637372
Correction - Why you are not circumcised.

>>135633101
this, /thread

>>135637618
Six numbers on the arm.

question how do you become a Jew in Europe? I want some o dat job n Jewwss.
>Muh dik

>>135618325
I actually look jewish while not officially being jewish, should I do the same as OP?

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>>135618010
You've taken the "we are the Jews now" meme to another level

I just got an idea, perhaps some alt righters can do the same as OP and form altright intelligence networks in the Jewish community posing as Jews? You could secretly stay in touch and share the working of the inner system.

>>135618010
A little skin less is a small sacrifice for desacrating jewish blood through sex jihad.

Do it!

>>135625019
...something funny about white christians tho...

THEY DON'T OWN THE GODDAMNED MEDIA

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>>135633134
>>the nose meme

>the nose
>meme

kikepls

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>>135619438
You either die a goyim... or live long enough to see yourself become the jew

>>135618010
Hey anon, how do I get a new Jewish name? I need something Jewish but not holy fucking hell jewish. I'm tired of being white and it's time to just join the winning team and get the benefits. How do pander for a free job? I have a large nose already so I'm kinda in stealth mode ready to roll out.

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>>135618010
forty keks

>>135619870
What about larping as a Jew, larping to promote Jewish interests and Israel, and once you are in politics thanks to their money and influence you Trump them and altright the politics haha

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>>135634686
>>135634772

You niggers need to quit lying. Desperate to score a point against anyone ever, Sweden has taken your larp as fact.

>>135635099

>>135618010
Take them down from the inside.

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>>135619157
You can't infiltrate if you're not circumcised. If you continue on without a circumcision and decide to date Jewish women you'll be found out. If you continue on without dating Jewish women they'll eventually think you're gay and slowly cut you out.

Honestly, this is a really dumb idea either way because Jews, especially Orthodox Jews, are intensely tribal and often very traditional when it comes to families so you'll be expected to have kids and raise them Jewish. This LARP can't last without consuming yourself in so many layers of deception you will be, for all practical purposes, a Jew.

>>135619431
This won't work. They're not idiots like the people they play.

>>135618010
>Anyways, the point is that these sneaky bastards run the world and cause societies to collapse everywhere, but they really do take care of one another.
Yes. I'd like to live in a society like this in the ethnostate.

>>135626201
Dutch genius strikes again

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>>135634406
Yeah, usually junior high or high school, the male gym teacher does it, and if the school doesnt have one its just a male teacher. Its kind of a long inspection, about 5 minutes a kid.

>>135635099
Give me 5 good reasons why penis inspection day is bad.

>>135638891
>>135638891
>Missed penis inspection day

Holy shit anon, get it together.

>>135618010
Funny what happens when a homogenous community sticks together, huh..

>>135618010
Red pill the girls they set you up with.

>>135619157
>what do I do?
Stop making bait threads.

>>135620288
might work

>>135620859
same.

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>>135638891
>or maybe it's that they have the ugliest famous actress of any civilized nation

>>135638035
Same situation

>>135618010
Just say it grew back. It can happen.

>>135622205
Fucking this.

Christian chruches do the same thing and they won't expect you to cut your dick up.

>>135620859
That won't work, it's an ethnicity, not a religion.
They will never accept you, but they might take you in as a pet or servant

>>135619438
Lol goy, you think we're stupid?

We can recognize if one does not belong to us in an instant.

Call it the "Jewish spider sense" if you will

>>135639961
Holy shit, OP is in jewish trap! He should get the fuck out of there as soon as he can or else he "will go missing"

>>135618010
this image killed me

>tfw you're so lonely and friendless you convert to judaism in order to be friends with (((them)))

>>135618010
>i was able to larp post with zero proof

>listen to me i know the exact numbers and opinions of circumcised dudes.
Yesh ive never had any of the problems youre saying. I cum fairly quickly and i am a real man. All the girls ive beenbeen with say i have a beautiful thick dick. Sorry that youve been misinformed and are jealous

>>135622715
ben shapiro

>>135639174
I guess if they find out OP is a fake they will invite him to a synagogue meeting, make the sacrifice ritual ornaments ready and sacrifice him.

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>>135640289
>jewish traps

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>cutting your dick off so you can pal around with kikes

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>>135618010
White taqiyya best taqiyya

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>>135618010
>>135641128
Possible.

>>135641306
>not being friends with (((them))) and doing funny jew shit

>>135632021
Tumors, retard

>>135618010

ive had interactions with an owner of the company that made him believe i was one of the tribe too...see if you say my eastern european name fast enough, and never see it on paper, it sounds jewy...something i use to be made fun of when i was a kid. the owner never bothered to read my name anywhere and assumed i was a tribe member. it was a job where i rapidly moved up, and couldnt figure out why i sucked at it and plenty of better workers stayed where they were at. It didnt dawn on me until the owner wished me a happy chanukah. When he got word i worked through it he found out the spelling of my name and that i was a goy and within a month i was let go.

Also if you dont look jewish, and they think your jewish, your worth more than gold since youll appear to have good genes and theyll want their daughters to meet you...not even fucking with you. Shame i was so young and bluepilled that i didnt even see what was happening until it was over...could have REALLY use it to my advantage...havent had a similar situation arise since, and i live in a part of the country that turns out to be jew free. would consider going undercover.

>>135625019
How is the church the same, every Jew who works for more than 5 years is making six figures and lots are making 150K plus. In church the average salary of the people is like 45K. If you are a jew you jump positions in a company instead of just getting promoted.

>>135618010
breaking news!

jews heavily practice nepotism. More info on this breaking story at 7!

>>135630509
This isn't true I've known some people that live in mansions after they started larping as Jewish.

>>135618753
I know this is a larp, but you can feel things down there

take holidays soon, circumcise youself, and then you can make goyed porn

>>135618010
>tell jew you are planning on converting and going over to serve in the IDF
>immediately get hired then promoted and sabotage his business

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>>135629059
My sides are literally in orbit

Date them and just say circumcisim is just for goys so we can collect ingredients for face cream.

>>135618010
Freemasonry and Celebrities do the same.

Don't do it.

Your soul is more valuable than this temporary worldly gain...

>>135618753
You can fuck harder, and for longer. I'm glad they cut me, and my dick doesn't look like a baby mole.

>>135618010
I don't believe you but I want to believe...
>Gets fake ID- gets employment on fake ID

>Learn Hebrew
>Go to Israel
>Join IDF
>Be uncircumcised get recruited by Mossad for deniability
>Join Israeli Alt party
>Get Elected
>Be Schroedinger's Goy

>>135619157
I was cut early so it never really matters.

But it's pretty fucking late in the game for you, I don't see a reason to do it and there is always a possibility of something going wrong during and after the cut.
So try not to.

Point out that the founder of modern Zionism (Theodor Herzl) refused to circumcise his own son

>>135618010
Don't get circumsized, just claim to be non-religious.

>>135619438
>>135619157
>>135618010
Fuck off we're full.

>>135621488
>jewish
>1488
Kek wills it

>>135621837
If she's chaste she won't know the difference

>>135633373
>Meme wizard
Kek. Ik you're telling the truth though, most pagan faiths are similar. Do you have a color sepcialization? Just curious.

>>135618325
this.

>by a good goy