>be bong
>wake up in the morning
>get arrested because I forgot to bin my butter knife
>get off with having to pay a fine
>go to the gym to clear my head
>get arrested for right wing thought crimes
https://twitter.com/bedspolice/status/891373001689759744
>>135575320
Only nazis go to gyms
>>135575661
why do you morons keep saving thumbnails and as lossy .jpg's no less?
Are you functionally retards?
Yes. Yes you are.
>>135575773
>ancap
>Are you functionally retards?
The answer is pretty obvious.
>>135575661
>be ancap
>wake up at whatever time you please
>remember you don't pay taxes
>lifeisgood.jpg
>have to go get some shopping
>get in car
>there are no roads
>starve to death whilst crying about roads
This is insane. I can't believe the police would tweet this shit. What fucking timeline is this???
>>135575320
are the british cops actually attempting to recruit the craziest sons of bitches available?
it's not as if britain doesn't know a thing or two about crossing lines.
I really can't understand what line has been crossed there or how asking someone out is "right wing extremism"
>>135575320
I actually thought these screens were a meme. My god was a surprised after finding out they were real.
rip Britain, you had a good run. I'll sip some hot tea while listening to Rule Britannia. Rest in peace you old dog. I'll remember you for what you used to be, not for what you became.
>>135580771
I'll remember you as the drummer in the shitty indie band that was Czechoslovakia.