Why do people hate fucking America? I tell you why the fuck people hate America.
America is that shitty Age of Empires player who pretends to be all nice to the new player.
Little does that new fucking guy know that America is building on the fucking new guys island.
Than the bullying fucking stars. First he fucks your sheep up.
You can't do anything because he fucked your economy.
So you let it slide and before you know it, he demands to be neutral or America fucking attacks you.
When you are neutral the fucking ass wipe starts building between your shitty as wall.
So here you are 40 minutes into the game. You finally build yourself some army fuckers and storm rams and begin to fuck up his shit because bitch this is stupid.
But of course the English bastard build a fucking army twice the size and budget to fuck you up.
Go fuck yourself America. You made me hate Age of Empires.