>Evolutionists believe life began underwater >Forget that

>>135558349
Salt is good for your skin actually.

>>135558349
>salt water naturally breaks down organic matter,
then what about fish?

>>135558643
They have scales so it wont happen to them retard. DNA is destroyed by salt. Put some salt on a wound and you'll see.

>>135559391
Squids?

>>135559391
what are whales then?

>>135558643
fish came from land

>>135558349
>what is freshwater
>what is osmosis

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>>135558349

please tell me how creationists embrace science to make creationism possible.

>memeflag
>non politic related
>sage

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>>135559708
>creationists embrace science

>>135559708
Creationism WAS science until (((darwin))) made us into anmals.

>>135558349
The salt in oceans accumulated over 4 billion years

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>>135558349

Someone clearly jacked off into OP's ear turning his brain into salty goo

>>135559906
>Creationism WAS science
what does that even mean?
creationism is literally just god did it

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>>135558349
This is one of the most ignorant things I have seen posted today , and /pol is actually filled with ignorance so - that says allot.

>>135559391
>>135558349
jesus christ you are retarded

>>135558349
what is this game called?
we used to do the punch thing but it never had a name

>>135559391
Holy shit this is too good

>>135558349
Never understood the deal with this handsign

>>135558349
Are you gonna punch me twice for looking, OP?

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>>135559391
>destroy
>what are the laws of thermodnamics, causality, matter

>>135558349
Then how are fish in the ocean a thing? Do pseudosciencets like flat earthers now believe that there are no such things as fish in the oceans

>>135558349
Only muslims are antiscience. Quit hiding your real flag, roach.

>>135558643
Fish are a conspiracy

>>135559906
We're not animals you athiest-tier shitposter. We're humans.

>>135560019
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>>135560041
I have permanently numb spots on my arm from playing this in high school.

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>>135559972
Becouse God did fucking did it you fucking retard.
>all educated men know about God's creation for centuries
>i wuz monkeys comes in
>9000 genders

>>135559391
I'm almost certain this is an atheist LARPing as a really retarded christcuck.

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>>135560181
yeah. . . but what is it called

>>135560035

Between friends, you have to hold this hand sign below your waist, and if they look at it, you get to punch them, unless you stick your finger in the O, then you get to punch the person twice.

>>135558349
Theory is that fat bubbles protected life and eventually fat bubbles turned into cells

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>>135558349
>salt water naturally breaks down organic matter, making any kind of development impossible
>life still thrives in Oceans somehow

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>>135560019
In my country it is reffered to as "muka" (moo-kah).

>>135558349
>Salt water naturally breaks down organic matter, making any kind of development impossible.
>I have never heard of saltwater fish.

>>135560262
you can also extend by placing your free elbow inside the sign, and then make the sight from that sign above the waist.

>>135560251
No fucking clue. Hand circle game?

>>135559391
Your DNA is actually surrounded by a salt. Magnesium. It stabilizes its overwhelming negative charge.

>>135558349
By your logic we should all be dead, because oxygen oxidizes everything. And the oxidation reaction is called combustion. Slide thread
>saged

>>135560328

i thought fish had a protective slime coating that prevented their bodies from parasites and the abrasive water.

>>135560275
Sjw propoganda, part of the fat acceptance movement.

>>135558349
>Forget that salt water naturally breaks down organic matter,
Human body is over 90% water, all of it salty.

>making any kind of development impossible
In fact, the specific gravity of sea water 1.025 while the human being is closer to 1.06 - saltier

You should really science more, lie less.

>Christians believe life began from God's will
>Forget that God constantly kills people, making his work meaningless

>>135559972
If that's what you've been led to believe you're mistaken. Science explains how god works and better understanding of science helps us better understand god

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Muh apes

>>135560465
>By your logic we should all be dead, because oxygen oxidizes everything. And the oxidation reaction is called combustion.

To be fair, this is what is actually happening, though not as fast and violent as burning wood.

>>135559906
>Creationism WAS science
Until it was disproven.
Don't get mad though, lots of science has been disproven. For thousands of years people believed the sun went round the Earth.

>>135558349
Your blood is salty just like seawater.

>>135558349
>thinking seawater was always salty

All the water in the ocean was once fresh, sweetie.

>>135560262
I always just looked and called whoever was making the sign a dumb faggot

>>135560826
>dat pic

Oh shit, you're right, I guess the talking snake and cursed fruit explanation of life and death is the most scientific and logical one of them all

>>135561229
Little known fact:
The talking snake from the bible also starred in Disney's The Jungle book and Robin Hood!

>>135558349
If salt water naturally breaks down organic matter why are there still fish?

>>135561229
Oh shit i i got btfo i better cut of my dick off and welcome some refugees

God is dead lol

>>135561204

How long did it take us to figure out that perhaps mankind wasn't doomed to suffer and die due to hereditary guilt from a cursed apple? (Which also mysteriously affected not only the animals, who are free from Original Sin, but the dinosaurs which roamed the Earth long before man was around)

>>135561452
>Oh shit i i got btfo i better cut of my dick off and welcome some refugees

How the fuck did you get that from what I said, you lazy nigger? I hate "refugees"

>God is dead lol

Never said that either, so you're 0/2. I believe in God as it happens, just not in Biblical Creationism

>>135561486
Like a day? Yeah, thats so fucking long!

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>millions of years

>>135559391
Protocells with salt impermeable membranes. One suggestion of a million. We can't recreate the conditions because we weren't there, it's guess work.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4284481/

It's by no means set in stone that life originates from a primordial soup, science unlike religion is a process that's reformed as we gain new insights and theories adapt over time to best encompass evidence from multiple fields. Maybe RNA came from space in protein capsules (yes viruses) and they transposed it into these sort of droplets. Maybe cells can survive in rocks dormant and are occasionally propelled between planetary bodies by large impact events.

Unless ofc millions of scientists all around the world are in on a global conspiracy to deceive the public for unknown fantasised end goals.

This kind a blatant misrepresentation of theories as immutable and scientists as being devout to them is just ridiculous. No one who spreads this shit should be given access to the miracles of modern medicine.

>>135560192
>Education was only available from religious institutions, meaning that accepting creationism was a requirement not due to the quality of the argument, but because the society of the time enforced it.
>That the educated men of the time were made to accept creationism proves creationism is correct.
>Evolution somehow leads to the 9000 genders bullshit and doesn't actually demonstrate the opposite.
I'm looking for the argument, but it's nowhere to be found.

>>135560153
>We're not animals, we're human.
Even before the theory of evolution, it was readily accepted that humans are a higher form of animal.
>Man is an animal that makes bargains; no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
>Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations, 1776.
>83 years before the origin of species by Charles Darwin.
Just because we're unique as a species of animal doesn't change the fact that we are a species of animal.

>>135560506
Probably, but I'm not really an expert on fish.

The question of abiogenesis is still up in the air, meaning we don't know where life originated.

It's possible and, given the fossil evidence, quite likely that life originated in the water, but anyone who tells you that it is the only possible answer is being, frankly, dishonest.

In regards to the protective slime coating, fish probably do have them, but many other things still live in the water e.g. Plankton, bacterial life forms (as well as algae and such) which is far closer to the starting point of life than fish.

>>135561595

Plenty of people still believe that Adam's sin caused Original Sin and lead to all the suffering and death in the world, even in first-world countries thousands of years after that myth was first constructed

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>>135558349
>salt water

>>135561713
That's a llama, bro. We have a name for those. They even still exist.

>>135558349
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>135561718
>Christians create science
>fedoras claim it for themselves

>>135561452
>i better cut of my dick off
Chances are that there's already the most sensitive part's missing.

>>135561713
Those pre-incans probably dreamt up fantasy beasts, like ummm, every extant culture across the globe (yes it's a globe you tinfoil nutters)

>>135558349
Explain fish then you cunt.

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>>135558349
I dont say this often, but OP, please stay on your medication. If you dont have any medication, seek psychiatric help and do everything your doctor says.

>eat 2000mg salt a day
>OH FUCK MY INSIDES ARE DISSOLVING

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>>135561880
Why are fedoras so obsessed with their elephant trunks? Great, you have your smegma filled flaps of skin. It's not like anyone ever even sees them.

>>135559708
A lot of ad hoc. They may say that the speed of light has changed because anything else would make it impossible for the light of stars millions of light years away to reach us within just less than ten thousand years or that we are trapped in a "white hole" which causes time inside it to move slower, giving the light of distant stars enough time to reach us within the limited time frame their reading of the bible presents.

>>135562424
>Why are fedoras so obsessed with their elephant trunks?

Aren't uncircumcized penises made the way God created them? Are you blaspheming against God's plan for Creation, anon?

>>135558349
We must all remember that things like evolution are still just theories rather than solidly proven science.

>>135562870
Bro, it's obvious the dude is trolling now. Save yourself the time and just move on. Notice how he's gone from:
Stupid opinion -> stupid claim -> stupid evidence -> change to new stupid argument
Twice now actually.

>>135562966

Of course evolution is a theory. It also happens to be the best theory we have at the moment.

>>135562966
Evolution as a concept has solid evidence to support it.

>>135563055

Yeah, you're probably right

>>135559708

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kgvhG3AkI


Ken Ham vs. Bill Nye

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>>135558349
>forget salt water naturally breaks down organic matter

OP please explain sea life

>>135563144

Darwin back then extremely extrapolated his observation regarding the Darwin Finches. All Finches can be clearly rooted by some parent Finches to make the Archeopterix evolving to Finches seems far fetched.

>>135558349
>salt water breaks down organic matter
>ocean full of fish

go fish, zoroastrians

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>tfw I've already evolved beyond this debate

>>135563554
>Darwin was wrong in some particulars, therefore the entire theory of evolution is a lie

But you throw a fit when the Bible is treated with the same scrutiny

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Creationists are better in any science than randomfags.

>>135558349
Also women came from the rib of man so in Christianity, it's okay to be trans and gay.

>>135561801

I'm pretty sure you can't ride a lama glama. Unless the incans were really small of course, that would actually explain that picture.

>>135564374
Peru is the 5th shortest country on average. The Inca, being their ancestors, were also very short. I worked there this last summer as an MD in the jungle. I towered over them at 6'0'' They ride them all the time.

>>135558349
evolution happened in lake michigan

>>135564218

How did dinosaurs prey on each other, suffer from illnesses and die before Original Sin came into the world? If they were contemporaneous with mankind after the creation of Adam and Eve, when and why did they all die out? What was the prelapsarian purpose or function of something like Tyrannosaurus rex?

>>135558349
Then how do you explain bacteria in oceans?

>>135560019
Ring-game?

>>135563114
It has also shown itself to have predictive power like predicting the discovery of whale fossils with both teeth and baleen and the discovery of the Xanthopan.

>>135559391
Lol barely any fish have scales

>>135559708
>please tell me how creationists embrace science to make creationism possible.
What I embrace is logic, and logic dictates that a system by which we discover only materialistic answers for only materialistic phenomena, cannot dictate that materialism is all there is. To assume otherwise is a faulty induction.

It is analogous to only having a screw driver and thus concluding there is no such thing as nuts and bolts, or like a goldfish concluding there is nothing outside its fish bowl, or like a caveman concluding computers aren't possible because he can't conceive of them, ironically named the divine fallacy.

>>135563093
The theory of pollution has been disproven time and time again. Like a little plastic here and there is going to make the sun hotter. Repent wile there is still time.

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>>135558349
http://test.mensa.no/

let's go, op. We'll wait right here.

How do you create information? Information cannot just create itself.

Micro Evolution is adaptation.
Macro Evolution is not even close to being proven.

Militant leftist atheist use propaganda to convince the masses that a bunch of micro evolution will create a new species.

The change in the genetic code will have to go through some crazy probabilities. The probabilities of life coming from nothing through mutations is older then the age of the universe.

Some of the best Evolutionist biologist got together at a conference in Europe to discuss genome evolution and other things. All of them have no idea and many evolutionist want to take a different route.

>>135562424
>Delusional Christkike turns out to be a cutlet
It keeps getting better

>>135565729
Pay attention, kids: this is what an ad hominem actually looks like.

>>135566651
you can take an ad hominem, for once.

>>135562424
He has the mark of satan!!!

>>135564523

Nice info thanks. There is a lama farm not far from where I grew up and I almost can't imagine someone riding them, except small brown pygme like people now.

There was no salt back then retard

>>135568530
http://www.wikihow.com/Ride-a-Llama
http://www.beyondmachupicchu.com/can-you-ride-a-llama/
http://www.peruadventurestours.com/en/arequipa/llama_trek.html

There's some basis to ops post, scientists now believe that salty oceans may have been too inhospitable for the earliest cells, look into the new theory that life started in mud pits before moving to the sea

>>135569677
>mud pits
I don't think that's what op was trying to say.

goyim means

>>135558349
there is theory that life began deep inside the earth. deep drills find life in almost any depth.

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the downfall of science will be its inability to reinvent itself for the sake of the truth, most scientists right now, focus on preserving science rather than finding the truth...it could be possibly live started somewhere else, but we dont fucking know

>>135558349
Just sage in options bar

>>135558349
Life descended from inner Earth where the heat made it possible since the Earth is mostly covered in water and vulkanic eruption was blasting this early life all over in the ocean it found a way to sustain.

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>>135558349
>Assuming that water was just as salty in the oceans and the high salt content is not the result of organic life being there for millions of years.

>>135559708
I posit that the "days" of Creation could be more like eons. Space could be the Garden of Eden, where we would have walked with God, and the atmosphere could be the wall of fire keeping us from reentering the Garden in any meaningful way. We'll never colonize space because every time we attempt in vain to do anything for the good of all mankind, like the Tower of Babel it all falls apart like a big joke. You'll see this in Europe soon if they keep down this path of unheeded immigration. All your significant contributions to this world will be scattered amongst the oigs like pearls to be trampled underhoof.

>>135572086
scattered to the pigs*

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>>135559932
>Law of Biogenesis
>0 Transitional Fossils between complete ecosystems

These 2 concepts delete the Evolutionist

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>>135558349

JIDF shilling hard today against Christians huh .
>>135562450
>>135562481
>>135561050
>>135558349

>>135565726

>>135562559
actually, Biblical Christians accept that the universe was created fully mature. Ie: Adam, Eve, all plant life with ripe fruit, and animals could already reproduce according to their kinds. Its not a far stretch at all to view the universe this way too.

>>135560303
>life still thrives in Oceans somehow

Do you see life evolving from nothing in the ocean today?

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Everyone in this thread owes me money for wasting their public education and my tax dollars.

I wish all of you die to death until they are dead

>>135575089
Nice try shareblue, go back to plebitt

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>>135575373
Gibs me my money you fucking faggot
I could have bought a gun with what it probably took to put your nigger ass through high school so we could teach you these things
You wasted it

>>135560572
>You should really science more, lie less.
go sit in the ocean for half a day and come back with results. After all "your body is over 90% water all of it salty."

>>135559391
>american education

No one "believes" in anything when it comes to science you fucking mong. We just used the evidence we have to come up with hypotheses and theories as close as we can to reality that may or may not be wrong. If anything about our understanding of evolution is proven wrong then the theory is changed accordingly.
Blindly believing that man was created is based on no evidence and is not up for debate.
As much I'd like to believe we were created by God separate from all other species and that we are special there's simply no way for me to tell. I would be religious if I could.

>>135559391
brother.. i..

>>135560912
It does.

>>135558349
Oh, do you have some figures for how salty the Earth's water was 2-3 billion years ago?

>>135570119
Good for this guy.