>2055 >land on mars >fertile soil >wtf.dx10 >see

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>2055
>land on mars
>fertile soil
>wtf.dx10
>see space tuctuc
>ohdeargod
>realise how... rich, the soil is
>space tuctuc swerves heavily off course just to hit a woman in a colourful spacesuit with a space pram
>low g so collision is comically slow motion
>woman opens up the pram, reaches in and grabs some "soil"
>you now see it is fresh green curry shit
>she packs it in a nasty unwashed cloth nappy, lets it drop holding the corners, winds way back and slings it in a massive overhead arc like a goddamn trebuchet
>it vectors towards pajeets face
>implied splatt.flac
>kill confirmed
>more shit flies across the street in relaxed parabolas due to lower g
>shit with expertly applied spins curves visibly in the thin atmosphere
>shit that was flung from neighbouring favella streets as artillery as soon as they detected a poo fight rains down from the sewage yellow sky

go back into your spacex McLander can with your McDonalds flag and return to the nato iss to look for another planet