>be lenin
>your brother wants to kill tsar
>fails and gets killed
>get mad and read some books that your brother read
>realise that all societies are going towards communism
>swallow redpill
>join revolutionary groups
>get qt commie gf
>want to write communist newspaper with friends
>knock knock
>its police
>they arrest you and your friends
>get send to siberia
>return and join the party
>revolution happens
>finally in power
>declare soviet union as first communist country
>steal all food
>people start to starve
>steal even more
>pillage churches
>people rebel
>kill them all
>civil war happens, many people die
>with your military genius declare war on poland
>in middle of civil war
>get BTFO
>but you won civil war
>country in ruins
>die
Fast forward 100 years
>some stupid american bourguise kids buy che guevara t-shirts and call themselves communists
>mfw
>>135508178
>be stalin
>get expelled from tbilisi seminary for being a retard
>get mad and go to russia
>befriend lenin
>invade your own country
Fast forward 100 years
>stupid russians think he was their greatest leader
>mfw
>>135509920
>for being a retard
for revolutionary shit
>go to russia
tbilisi was part of russia
>invade your own country
so how many "invades" were there?
>he was their greatest leader
not the greatest, but in top5
>>135510028
Can I save this picture??
>>135508178
>>135509920
>mfw I see a capitalist spewing propaganda nonsense
>>135510154
yep
russians are descendants of illiterate slavic peasants.
imagine living in a hut with no written language 500 years after the fall of the roman empire LMAO
>>135510629
Well, Roman Empire fell in 476 AD. Im bretty sure that your ancestors were just as illiterate as any slav that time.
>>135510374
Thanks mate. I like you.
Keep up the good work!
>>135508178
>qt commie gf
Umm... let's be honest there.
She was as cute as a fucking nuclear war.
>2017
>falling for communism meme
>>135510028
Ruski GTFO
>>135509920
> Be Stalin
> Get redpilled on seminary
> Get redpilled during February Revolution
> Get redpilled during October
> Get redpilled within the Communist party about the "World revolution" bullshit and Trotzky
> Get redpilled about own comrades, starting to pull off Machiavellian shit to stay alive
> Get redpilled about own comrades yet again.
> Get redpilled about (((allies))) in 1938
> Get redpilled about allies yet again, after war.
> Die.
One of the greatest example of constant struggle and redpilling yourself, while remaining alive for the most of the time.
>>135510028
In comparison to TsarCuck and alternatives being Trotzky or, if we reach, Kerensky/Kolchak, not quite bad of a leader.
>>135508178
>be lenin
>be a disgusting jew
End of story I hope this syphilistic bastard died in pain.
>>135512658
she was not so bad before ill
>>135508178
>be tsar
>dont feed your people or give them decent living quality unless they are nobility.
>Start a useless war.
>People die for nothing.
>There are people protesting over the lack of food.
>Shoot them.
>oshit.jpb
>People get sick of the rule.
>Start a revolt.
>Some communist man convinces the people that they will be fed and will have land and peace.
>People buy it.
>Overthrow the tzar.
>The food problem gets significantly reduced.
>The country is in peace except for a small war with poland.
>People get their land.
>People are happy for a bit.
>>135513489
>food problem gets reduced
Dude. He took away all food peasants had killing 5 million people
>>135513489
>country in peace
>what is civil war
>what is cheka
>>135513723
A lot less than the tzar regarding food.
He fixed it by a small amount.
The people were happier with him than the tzar.
I never implied it got fixed, just reduced
>>135508178
> Be funded by Loeb, Warburg, Schiff.
> Ransack Russia
> send profits back to Wall Street
>>135513489
>implying the 300 years of tsar wars affected the russian population like the first 2 years of judeo-bolshevism
>>135513806
>what is civil war
People died for to a lesser extent and they were actually fighting for a good reason.
That is retaking their land.
>what is cheka
No secret service does not have blood on its hands.
Cheka only prosecuted people who were deemed suspicious regarding their opinion on the leadership of the country
>>135514005
>white leftists defending communist jews
white people was a mistake
>>135513975
That occurred because of tzar nicholas II.
He declared a useless war.
He did not feed his people.
He shot protesters. ect.
People got sick of his shit specifically
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iskra
The only half jew working in that newspaper was Lenin, everyone else was full jewish blood
>>135514112
so I am a communist for not justifying the cock sucking of a corrupt and careless monarchist?
>>135508178
Fast forward 100 years
>Posting from a Communist flag on /pol/ creates hilarious amounts of butthurt
fixed it for ya
>>135508178
>>135509920
Never forget.
>>135512930
Yeah, he did end up killing a bunch of Jews and sending the rest to the Far East.
>>135514319
Fast forward 1000 years into the future
>commies still arent human