India, 31 December 2019: street shitting has gotten to the point

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India, 31 December 2019: street shitting has gotten to the point that cars and pedestrians are no longer able to travel along previously bustling streets. Some streets have mountains of shit towering over homes. Rivers are now completely urine, killing off all aquatic wildlife throughout the country. Rape is ever increasing, up 50,000% from the year prior, which was up 600% from the year before that. 79% of the population has HIV or AIDS. The Rupee is now worth .000000000043 USD. There is rampant starvation, yet the population still manages to grow, currently at about 50% of the world population. It seems that all hope is lost for the country.

India, 1 JAN 2020: miraculously, Indian engineers design and build the world's most advanced sewage system to date. Other countries pay India to improve sewage systems. India's economy explodes, the Rupee is the most valuable currency in the world. Unemployment in India drops to .00001%, the agriculture business becomes the best in the world. Now as the world's biggest economic superpower; starvation, crime and disease dwindle to record lows. Indian doctors discover a cure for AIDS, they are on the verge of curing cancer and Ebola. The Indian space program begins recruiting volunteers to colonize Mars. The Indian military deploys across the world - with the world's largest, most advanced Naval fleet to date - ending armed conflicts in every corner of the globe from Korea to Africa to the middle East. India's President, Samar Jindal delivers a speech on the evening of January 1st. With a tear of joy making its way down his cheek, he gleefully ends his speech with "Superpower by 2020."