I've noticed this for a while now, but I went to Taste of

Beards are a trend that comes and goes so people will jump on the bandwagon regardless.

>Why has a beard turned from a manly thing into a pussy faggot thing?

mid 00s

easy way to cover up a weak chin

>>135467554
>Taste of Edmonton

Hello fellow Edmontonian.

It depends what type of beard. I have a beard but not le hipster beard, more so the type of beard you see lebs sporting.

Who else here is Edmontonian?

>>135467554
When hipsters started wearing beards en masse.

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>>135468861
>tfw still butt blasted about the obvious rigging in the Oilers Ducks series.
Oilers would've destroyed Nashville.
Would've lost to Pittsburgh though

The day it was dubbed the king of the "xddd so manlyy" collection. It sits next to wide rimmed glasses, beanies, suspenders, skinny jeans, and man buns. OP's picture ticks off quite a few boxes. It helps that the people with beards don't tend to be very physically fit.

>>135467554
I think its great, all these hot guys with beards. Fulfills my biggest turn on which is blowing a lumberjack, its like a public toilet frenzy when I spot a bearded bear through the gloryhole. Cum in my mouth

>>135467554
shave head. grow beard.

its the only way beards work.

>>135469384
The thing is, they're not lumberjacks. They're huge faggots who have never thrown a punch in their lives, let alone chopped down kilometres of trees

>>135469069
I agree, I'm not a big hockey guy though, I'm too busy with my personal life.

>>135467554

Faggots hiding weak chins and scrawny necks.

Women are to blame. In fact look at any problem in the God damned world and women will be the reason.

>>135469651
>lives in western canada
>doesn't like hockey


Please.
Kill yourself. You don't belong here.

>>135467554
The beard fad started in the early 2000s. Everyone saw these pictures of SF guys in Afghanistan and thought that is what a man looks like. Sort of like how the cowboy (Marlboro Man) use to be seen in the 50s/60s. Now every small batch artisanal sustainable beer fag wants to look like an opR8r.

>>135470653
no, having a big beard in the early 2000s was still a manly thing.
I really think it started in the 2010s
At least that's when I noticed it.
Now we have fags with giant beards, the sides of their head shaved, and a giant lock of hair on the top.
Dumbest look I've ever seen, and I lived through the mullet

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>>135467554
I used to have a beard about half that big as that guy but black not some gay red shit . now days I like to trim it down and keep it below 1 cm fucking hipsters man . I started to feel wierd with one cause every one of them is a follower I started growing mine back in 08 then all there twits came along in 2013-2014 .

Hides weak jawlines.

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>>135472467


>mullets are awesome tho

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>>135467554
Its popular here now too.
Where is this man when you need him?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beard_tax

>>135472798
>I had a beard before it was cool
Oh fuck off you hipster faggot. And that's coming from someone who hasn't shaved since '08

Except those are hipster beards. Look like gandalf or get the fuck out. Fucking pansies can't look like terrorists and exert manliness.

I have a beard because every man in history has had a beard here outside of active military men during the communist times. It's a cultural thing here. Helps out during the winters in the mountains.

>>135467554
Mustache is the true masculine facial hair. No genelets allowed, either you have a strong chin or you fuck off.

>>135476698
but douchebags have those big curly moustaches now

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>mfw I have been rocking sideburns/muttonchops since high school

>>135467554
a lot of edm pplz here.
winter, i grow a beard.
summer, shave it.

when i was younger and worked at PD, had to keep a shaved face for saftey reasons to wear an air resperator in case shtf.

if i see a long beard, i know that person hasnt been on a rig for a long time, if at all.

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I have a giant beard (had beard since early-mid 90's) but i look like a lousiana redneck minus camo. I just don't look like a trendfag.
Trendfags shoot me weird looks when we pass each other - like they're embarrassed and know I can see right through them and they are white-dread-tier compared to me.

>>135467554
I don't fucking kno-

>>135468557
easy way to cover up a weak chin

Perfect, now I understand.

>>135467554
bitchs fucking love beards, they say they don't but deep down it signals manliness to their girly parts, it was just people were too cucked in the 20th century to let it show.
stay mad faggot cuck

>>135467554
It's too well groomed often time
Which is weird and homosexual

>>135467554
I don't know. I'm in my early 20s, I have a beard and people tell me I look mean all the time.

femanon here. a sick beard is only hot on tall, hot guys with big dicks, just like muscles. if you're under 6-2 and/or under 7" don't bother.

Well because pussy faggots started using beards to "compensate" for their effeminacy. They need something that screams "I'm a man" because their skinny weak bodies, and lack of dominant instincts don't get it done.

Also, as another anon said. It covers up a weak chin.

To project an outwardly masculine image to counteract their inward lack of the real thing

>>135467554
Because millennials are pussy faggots (99.9% of them) and anything they do, say, or touch becomes tainted and pussified.

>>135478242
>femanon here
>ya im redpilled
>ya i go on 4chainz

tits or gtfo whore

>Redmonton, Islamic Republic of Albertastan
There's your problem

>>135478242
>Unless you look like the type of man I can't control, I'm going to try to control you
Typical roastie trying to deny men the right to appear as they're supposed to.

>>135478705
triggered manlet-dicklet detected

>>135478242
If you're over 105lbs don't bother

>>135467554
Its a shortcut

A few decades ago, a blue collar man would work his ass off for years in the same jeans. Those guys had testosterone and money, so they got laid. Fashion companies see that for whatever reason this "work jeans" look is what women want. So it created a style of pants with holes and artificial over-washing and scratches, fresh from the store. They took a shortcut and said "fuck working to get laid, I'll just dress like I work" and women never take the time to think, they fuck first question later. Long story short, same thing happened with beards. And worstly, its free.

>>135467554
>be hitting puberty
>be last to grow a beard
It's just an https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferiority_complex

>>135468861
God I hate Edmonton. My apartment on whyte is sweet though.

>>135478242
Sup baby you wan sum fuck?

>>135468861
Edmontonian here. Howdy, brother.

>>135479218
>>135468861
I hate Edmonton so much I moved to Drayton Valley

>>135467554

The Hipster trend is concealment for F to M trannies. They wear fake beards.

>>135479326
One year left on my masters then I can finally leave this shit hole.

>>135478948
>still no tits
gtfo fatass

>>135479119
36(D)-26-38 at 145 sweetie. you'd kill for this.

>>135479405
and where is better?

>>135479218
sup, Nathan

Sorry for the derail, but I'd just like to take a sec and thank the Canadians for the gift of hockey. It truly is the greatest sport in the history of all existence throughout the cosmos. God, I love it so much. Watching Vancouver burn their own city in 2011 was tits as well.

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>>135479475
>145

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>>135479475
>145

>>135479447
>>135479475
like pottery

>>135479528
Not Nathan :(

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>>135479570
hell yeah. Best sport on Earth.
We also gave you football and basketbore.
The most boring sport on Earth (baseball) is all yours though
Also don't forget the best show ever made, Trailer Park Boys

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>>135479475
No hard for your tits to be big when they're ridden with cellulite

>>135479482
I had a loft on electric ave in Calgary, and that was a billion times better than here. I grew up in Canmore, and thats a billion times better than here...basically open a map and look at literally any other place than Edmonton.

>>135467554
Weak chins.

>>135479894
I'm Mike...
From Canmore...
I fucking love Canmore. Always stop in on the way to Banff. Canmore is such a beautiful city.
t. edmoncuck

Those kind of beards say "I never want to have sex with a woman ever, hey, where do you get YOUR skinny jeans?"

>>135479894
fair enough. Saskatoon is surprisingly nice. Calgary's getting as brown as Edmonton is getting Somali though, and Cleric Nenshi doesn't seem to be going anywhere any time soon.

>>135469928
Stubble looks fucking stupid. Makes you look like someone who's too lazy to shave regularly

>>135479894
Calgary is like Detroit now. Whenever I go there I carry illegally out of fear I'll be carjacked

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>>135474185
I agree

mandatory shilljob for /pol/'s homegrown federal party before I go to bed

www.officialNPC.ca

>>135479192
>blue collar guys had money
And then their jobs got shipped off to be done by slaves in the third world. Don't you just love the 21st century?

>>135479218
Alberta as a whole is shit except the rural parts. You guys would be third world tier if you never discovered oil

>>135467554
Because pussy faggots started growing beards.

>>135479482
Get the fuck out of Alberta before it becomes just like the rust belt.

>>135467554
I think it started with this "no shave november" bs where beta fag white knights grow a beard to fight breast cancer thinking they'll get pussy.

The fuck i bet you cant even grow a full beard you faggot.

>>135481056
Isn't no shave november about prostate cancer awareness?

I don't even know what to do anymore. Full beards are officially the cuck special where I live (Brooklyn), mustaches are worn by gay dudes, clean shaven irritates my skin to no end. I keep a close cropped beard/heavy stubble now, but why did they have to ruin everything. I haven't been clean shaven in nearly 10 years and suddenly its everywhere. Go away.

>>135480956
Hey man, the mountains are amazing

Plus, both our teams have the best fans in the NHL.

>>135479761
That really is the best show on Earth. Not the same since S7 but still a fun watch.

>>135468557
This.

>>135477893
You're probably a 19 year old bitch. You got some growing up to do, son.

>>135467554
If u have a beard but can't change a tire you should be shot and killed.

>>135481606
Look at guilfoyle on silicon valley. Real name Martin star i believe

>>135467554
it's because insecure betas use it to hide their shit jawline
source: I'm on of them
I lift and do other manly shit so it doesn't really matter in my case
the same can't be said for those anorexic beanie wearing faggots and those fat NEETs

>>135468861
another Edmontonian reporting

>>135479405
always seemed to me like the university was pretty much the only reason anyone would want to stay here for an extended period of time

>>135481990
I learned how to change a tire from Trailer Park Boys. My dad didn't teach me SHIT

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>>135481353
chill lil nerd detective. matter is libtards think growing beards and walking fights cancer.

>>135482134
People from Whyte ave/university are the reason we have a communist govt. Whyte ave/university should be carpet bombed. It's a cesspool of these numale overly large bearded faggots with curly mustaches.

>>135469069
>oilels would've destroyed Nashville
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAH

>>135482106

This. Once I started lifting, it all fits together perfectly. I also shave my head, and enjoy not shaving my face.

I'm a lumberjack tho so the beard works for me always. I hate the trend.

Hipster beards avoid eye contact and look down when I go by.

>>135482312
>It's a cesspool of these numale overly large bearded faggots with curly mustaches.

undeniably true

but it's also one of only a few significant reasons for edmonton to exist

if you wanna churn out STEM majors for your oil companies and other tech industries, you're generally gonna have to deal with a few liberal arts faggots on the side

>>135482446
Oilers clearly outplayed the cucks, who won because of rigging, then Nashville barely beat them.
Ducks won the series 2 games to 5 somehow.
Oilers would've destroyed Nashville in 5 or less

>>135479475
Shouldn't you be purging?

>>135477134
Just because it correlates with the exact amount of time since you've been laid is no causation!!

>>135480552
That's the point. Apathy is hot

>>135482527
Haha you larping fat faggot

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>>135467554
Men shaved because women didn't like facial hair. Women learned that men with a weak chin weren't attractive. Beards are for Jews.

>>135478948
He may be a dicklet but if you are going to be a jackass and identify yourself as female you should back it up with a nice picture if your tits (with timestamp), its only right.

>>135479475
>145
>26
suuure

>>135469072
In feel my guts turning inside out after reading this.

>>135483190
>Men shaved because women didn't like facial hair

2 million years of evolution would like a word with you.

>>135467554
it hides their soft chubby faces and they latch on the old image of beards being manly.

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>>135484384
Nice try rabbi.

>>135467554
Its because they grow out a beard to be manly but fail to do any kind of manly activity. Just looking at that guys arms and hands you can see he doesn't do any kind of physical labor. Its like he's dressing up as a man wearing the types of things a woman would imagine a man wears onstead of just doing it. He chose his beard from a feminine perspective trying to present a certain style and fashion. It's like a likn with a big mane both no teeth or claws or dick.

>>135470212
hockey sucks

oh wait I'm canadian, I'm supposed to pretend to like this gay sport that I've barely even played

>>135485389
I'm sure you've barely played any sports, you fat tub of shit

>>135468861

Reporting.

Dare I suggest a...../meetup/?

>>135481353
No shave November is about pussy faggots who need a reason to stop shaving because they're scared of being noticed for doing something different.

>>135469928
>gone too far
brainwashed roastie detected

>>135485886
Far right looks like a week's worth of growth

>>135467554
it is manly. it doesnt matter if a pussy has a beard or if a big strong hulking body builder has a beard. Only men have them therefore its manly. just delete this post and kill yourself lil cry baby.

>>135479475
You forgot to include the photo of the chick you secretly stalk on social media because she has the proportional body you wish you did.

>>135486032
Nothing wrong with that. Men were meant to have beards. The only reason why men stopped having them is a combination of habit from mil service and the wants and desires of the beauty and entertainment industry being projected onto women, through media. Until some lady with no man in her life had said that she was bothered by her partner having a beard, the thought had probably never once even crossed into the minds of the ladies who did have a man in their life.

>>135478242
>femanon
post tits then

>>135485389
Hockey boosts your testosterone so that you don't feel compelled to grow a beard to compensate, faglord.

>>135468861
edmonton meetup boys. uofa main quad 2am. make campus great again amirite based pedes

>>135467554
Because they act like fucking women styling it and et cetera. Just grow the fucking thing, don't dress it up like a goddamn French poodle.

>>135482153
Fucking prick...

If you've noticed how people have started dressing, this is hardly surprising.

The cool thing to do now is to look like you don't own a mirror.

But, really, the beard thing is mostly all of you beta dipshits trying to alpha yourselves up. You did this to yourselves.

>>135482153

I learned to change a tire from fucking looking at it for a second.

>>135489021
Sounds like a good way to get robbed

As faggy as it is, could it be considered a step in the right direction? It essentially means that as a man you acknowledge that there are inherently masculine features that are desirable.

Sure, you're fucking doing it wrong, but like the baby putting the square block in the round hole at least it's an attempt.

>>135468557
/thread

>>135485389
"Canadian"
t. Peter Zhang

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>>135467554
Look up "Lumbersexual"

lol i live near whyte... fucking cucks. fuck all of you whitebois. i've BLACKED your women.

t. somali

>>135470653
literally this
>everyone wants to be an operator until its time to do operator shit

You're not wrong. Also, thick rim glasses = communist / globalist smarty pants. It's a sign man. A sign.

Sports are for normies. Why are there so many normies.

This place has turned into Facebook meets plebbit.
Please all go kill yourselves.