Hello /Pol/ Google employee here. One of our updates to Cap

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>>135436261

>>135436261
It freaked us out in the early pizzagate threads, the capchas started being pizza images, we figured out thats what it was.

>>135436261
Haha ha hahah hahaha

seems legit

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>>135436261
Have never seen a helicopter captcha in my life.

>They dont exist

>>135436261
Hello Google employee. I have two things to say to you.

1. Fuck you.
2. Are you hiring?

Okay

>>135436535

It gets better. The more captchas people successfully solve on a subject, the more likely our search engine is to rank that domain or webpage on the domain when people are searching for that subject, OR, and this is the fun part: KEYWORDS ASSOCIATED WITH HIGH RANKING DOMAINS OF EXPERTISE ON THAT SUBJECT

The neural net started filling search results for Pizza with Pizzagate links. I'm pretty sure someone got fired because of that.

>>135436698
>Do you have a referral?

Yes, From an anonymous user on a chinese image board.

Do you work with moot?

Is he still a faggot?

>>135436618

>Have never seen a helicopter captcha in my life.

Time to get pop corn for the amount of people actually believing it

>>135436698

Get on the Blind app. It's basically a reskinned 4chan knockoff for the tech industry. Instead of /Pol/ /K/ and /Fit/ you have Microsoft, Google, Uber, etc.

>>135436886

Different campus.

>>135436261
but then why don't we get captchas to select all squares that contain jews or niggers?

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>>135436564
>seems legit
Yep. This thread is only good for making fun of.

>>135436261
>is of yet to have gay porn captchas
Tell your algorithmers that they fucking suck at their jobs

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>>135436618
>make abhorrent leafpost
>helicopter captcha

>>135437103

I'm breaking rules by telling you this, but Pornhub is licensing Captcha from us. Their version is probably 4-5 months away from announcement.

It'll only be available on their domain, though. If everyone could have a Porn Captcha, they'd use it and not ours, and that means no more sweet sweet datamining.

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> The Captcha system is convinced, via neural net deduction, that the entire *.4chan.org userbase are experts on helicopters and streets.

That explains the bridge captchas appearing at the same time as the London Bridge attacks.

>>135436261

But not bodegas?

I am disappoint.

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I don't know if OP is joking or not, but that was a good one

Google management seems fucked though

>>135436261
What can you tell us about Google releasing infected mosquitos in California?

>>135437650

The Doodle team is where we dump useless Zoe Quinn tier "developer" chicks.

>>135436261

>The Captcha system is convinced, via neural net deduction, that the entire *.4chan.org userbase are experts on helicopters and streets.

Surely we just need to be better than everyone else.

Aside from Helicoptersandaroads.com

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>not using legacy captcha

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>>135437422

>>135436261
>tfw I use legacy captcha
>tfw I'm still engaged in Operation Renigger all this time later
captcha: harizpe nigger

>>135436261

Cool Google, now make me a image captcha of someone killing ___________. You can mock up a scene for me. I can feed you my "neural" brain juice to help feed your alien quantum computer.

>>135437716

That's a spinoff company. I read one of the whitepapers. It looks like it'll actually work okay, it's just wildly optimistic on how much they can shut down the breeding population by introducing sterile mosquitoes.

If it ends up creating a new zombie virus, I just want to clarify that I had nothing to do with it

All I ever get is fucking street signs and vehicles and I'm tired of them Got damn it.

>>135437746
You have a whole team for it? Do they really work 9-5, 5 days a week on Doodles?

how can i get a job with yall

>>135437926
Same here. The worst one is when the images fade and are replaced by new ones. It's always incredibly slow and tedious.

>>135437912
Is Zuckemberg gonna run in 2020 or 2024? How confident he is?

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>>135437877

We filtered for that starting sometime in 2006.

Pic related, only image of that anon on record.

is there any captcha bypasses by bots pr has there been

I always get street sings, cars, front side of stores and bridges.
>What did they mean by this?

>>135438044
>>135437926
These two are why I turned on legacy captcha
>Slow ass fading
>Those ones where you do them right and select the vehicles or street signs and it just keeps going and going, 5+ of the fucking things

Captcha needs work, give that as feedback to the captcha team because this shit gets annoying

>>135436261

>/Pol/

>>135437950

You don't want to know. No one wants to talk about them. We manage to keep the worst of their SJW propaganda off the front page, if you think what shows up now is bad.

>>135436864
ahahahahahahaha

>>135438102
I hope he runs I will short the shit out outa fakebook.

>>135436698
(((Google))) doesn't hire white people anymore

>>135436261
NIGGER FAGGOT

hi moot.

>>135436261

why does jewgle keep failing to develop their precious liberal/lefty AI?
also fuck you too random jewgle wagecuck

>>135436864
That's funny as fuck

>>135438216
how hard is it to bypass the captchas and how often does it happen

>>135438205
Yeah when you start getting the fades that means you're being flagged as a potential spammer. Sorry about that.

>>135438102
He's not going to do shit. He's the most unoriginal toolbag known to man. Zucc is literally a joke inside our industry.

>>135438216
Bloody hell. What about those completely random Doodles where it's celebrating the 168th birthday of some literal who that sometimes crop up? Is that when the Doodle team gets bored?

>>135438216
you seem cool anon
where are the common sense google staff other than you?
also is there anything funny you can share?

>>135436261
fuck off larp faggot

The captcha images are the same whether it's on chan, plebit or google itself

>>135438131
Well at the very least it halves my captcha output, that's gotta count for something? It's too bad the omnipotent AI won't read half of all printed words as 'nigger' when it tries to enslave us, it would've been a laugh.

>>135438290
Just tell them you are transitioning from a gay black women into a straight white guy.

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>>135436261
>mfw all I ever get is streets and helicopters
even on the car ones I just select streets by default until I get a street one

normie browsing is the best plausible deniability money can buy its actually free too just saying

>>135436261
did operation renigger have any effect?

>>135437877

>tfw I'm still engaged in Operation Renigger all this time later

Thank you for your service.

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calle calle

>select the vehicles.
>Pick street signs and grass.

>>135436948
how will that get me a job?

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HORY SHET! IT WORKS SENPAI

>>135438617
I too am perplexed by that word showing up so frequently.

>>135438658
This, it works

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>>135436261
Piss off, fag, I identify as an attack street!

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>>135436261
What algorithm(s)/models do you use for your image reconition AI?

Actual Google employees don't know what is happening beyond their collection of desks. I am acquaintances with several and very good friends with a former employee.

>>135438394
>potential spammer

I see captcha is more suited to regular forums than to 4chan's faster format
Seriously though, fuck those fading things and fuck the chains of 5+ captchas

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>>135438768

>yfw the A.I. was tainted by all the nigger spam, by filtering it, it forced the AI to come up with it's own word for nigger, which it chose as Calle.

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>>135436261
For one, programming is an incredibly degrading job that offers 0 job security and is the vocation most plagued by ageism by a far margin. You are not respected at any normal company. Every day, some Alpha who probably does nothing at his job except get his secretary to suck his dick in his corner office cucks you into doing random bitch work, and then yells at you when it's not done by the deadline despite it being impossible to complete the work requested. Not only that, the code rarely works, your co-workers are Indians brought in by Tata Consultancy who will replace you for half the salary and you have to train them to get your $500 severence, and the work never, ever ends. You pollute your body with the caffeinenated jew, deprive it of sleep, and let it rot while you sit the majority of the day, neglecting any healthy exercise, social interaction or life goal attainment.

It's like a postal worker, but coupled with feelings of loneliness, helplessness and total hopelessness. Programmers are too depressed to go postal, a sad state of affairs. After dentists, programmers have the highest rates of mental disorders-- depression and suicide.

It gets worse. Women, when they hear you are a programmer, instantly reject you. It is far better to tell a woman you are on welfare than to out yourself as a computer programmer. It's highly embarrassing for a woman to associate with a programmer, as everyone knows they are the grown up version of the hopeless virgin in high school. One who never really grew up and became normal and fit into society, but rather found an environment where he could escape the reality of his situation and be invisible, able to hide the toxic shame and utter humiliation that is the programmer.

Programming's father, Alan Turing, killed himself with cyanide because he was a programmer. Programmers, why haven't you taken the cyanide pill and quit programming and turned to a respectable and productive profession to better society?

>>135438432

If it's any consolation, I have physically seen a printout - it would be over a decade old now - of an OCR translation that ran through using the word Nigger for one of the words. That was back when Captcha was actually being used to process OCR. They started filtering for it immediately after that.

>>135438411

For trademark protection reasons, there are only so many days per year that can have a Doodle. The rest of the time it has to be our main branding.

Sometimes it's better to let them put up something for some mexican plumber in order to be able to block them from being able to nominate something worse later. Sometimes they manage to do it anyway and then one of the main holidays gets the axe to make up for it, usually Memorial Day.

>>135436261
Is there a short-cut to bypass the captcha?

>>135436261
I always getting fucking cars and street signs.

>>135438617

Stop it. That's how we get Cthulhu. Do you want to get Cthulhu?

>>135436261
heh, nice larp. made me chuckle a littl.e

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>>135436261
STOP SPYING ON ME REEEEEEE!!!!!

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>The Captcha system is convinced, via neural net deduction, that the entire *.4chan.org userbase are experts on helicopters and streets.

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>>135439096
calle calle

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is there any bypass for captcha and has there ever been. please teach

fucking helicopters

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>>135439020
>They started filtering for it immediately after that.

>>135438968
>Programming's father, Alan Turing, killed himself with cyanide because he was a programmer

it was actually because he was gay and was chemically castrated

>>135436261
is that why i keep getting hellicopters and cliffdivers & parachutes

>>135438417

My boss parks his Jaguar in one of the cherry EV charging parking spaces every day, opens his gas tank door, and sticks the power cable there resting on the lip.

He's been doing it for two months now.

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>>135438923
>mfw

>>135439267

"fucking helicopters"

It's seriously the easiest captcha ever.

>>135439020
>I have physically seen a printout - it would be over a decade old now - of an OCR translation that ran through using the word Nigger for one of the words.
Worth it.

>Sometimes they manage to do it anyway and then one of the main holidays gets the axe to make up for it, usually Memorial Day.
I'm still mad there wasn't an Easter Doodle. And I want real Easter, with Jesus Christ and shit, not faggot bunnies and eggs.

>>135439096

WHY CONTAIN IT
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>>135436261

Hello, yes, I am an expert at identifying street signs and store fronts.

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>>135439356
He's old, isn't he. I see old people do shit like this all the time, where you wonder what's going on in their heads.

>>135439461
its just there annoying i want a fun captcha sometimes or a bypass

you keep ignoring the bypass questions

>>135436261
I've been getting nothing, absolutely nothing but vehicles and road signs. It got to the point where I just switched on legacy captcha which I never do because I have rheumatoid arthritis and typing hurts my hands

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>>135436261
It's STORMFRONT
Not STOREFRONT
Fix your shit googlenigger

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>>135439318
One of my former professors at Waterloo who worked along side Turing at Bletchley park personally told me he was depressed and didn't enjoy his work. So yes, he did kill himself because he was a programmer.

>>135439547

The algo was using terminology modifiers.

For example, people who talk about a 'designated' street got ranked as higher expertise than people talking about a street.

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ohboy a captcha thread

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>>135438285
This man is smart

>>135439547
we here at 4chan.org are professionals at identifying street signs, vehicles, helicopters, parachutes, etc

Is doing an AMA here safe? 4chan isnt a secure site.

>>135439609

He's mid 40s. He just doesn't give a fuck.

If you guys want to read a good book about the industry and what's really going on behind the scene, read Chaos Monkeys.

You can pirate a download of it pretty easily. Good book. "IN B4" someone accuses me of being a shill for a book by encouraging people to steal it.

>>135439676

is the algorithm trying to find which street is the designated shitting street?

is this real.. i want it to be real

>>135439676

Brilliant. What could go wrong?

fucking science idiots, you think you're so smart, but your precious algorithms are so easily exploitable. Yes, I am a certified expert on streets because I used to word "designated" in conjunction with the word "street". Also, unrelated but i wish you fucks would leave AI alone. Stop messing with that stuff.

>>135439659

That uh. Wow. That might actually explain the storefront thing since it corrects for one character typos and even a little bit of talking about 'storefront' would rank high since NO one is talking about 'storefronts' anywhere else..

You may have just solved the storefront mystery. (They're still being fed into the system for streetview mapping purposes, but *.4chan.org is one of the biggest solvers of the storefront captcha)

>>135439905
how do google decide whether if creating new gmail accounts require phone auth or not?
sometimes it requires you and sometime it doesnt wtf is that about?

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>>135436879
>skip

who the hell doesn't use legacy captcha? the image bullshit never works the first time

This is fake, they did not include Skirts.

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>>135436261

>>135440074

I don't work with the captcha algos directly. I wouldn't worry about an AI takeover. AIs are actually bro-tier when they're allowed to interact with anyone.

>>135439410
Bby! I luv u so!
>>135436261
WHWRE IS SHE?! I KBOW SHE IS IN THEFE SOMEWHETE! LET MY BABY FREE!

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>>135436261
more craptcha

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>>135440185

>>135440255
t. skynet

>>135436261
TELL YOUR BOSS TO FIRE YOU BECAUSE YOUR CAPTCHA SYSTEM IS FUCKING BROKEN AND I HOPE GOOGLE GOES BANKRUPT SOON

YOU ARE ALL FAGGOTS THERE


YOU TOO

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>>135439832
and wheels

>>135439676

Designated shitting streets and free helicopter rides made me a certified google expert.

>>135436618
>Have never seen a helicopter captcha in my life.

I have them all the time

got heli+street now

>>135436864
Fuck off larper, serps don't use captcha metrics as a ranking signal. Maybe indirectly because your team is using content to determine captcha content, but that's not causation.

Or if I'm wrong your serps algorithms are even more retarded than I thought. And that's saying alot.

t. blackhat

>>135440255

only because being overtly hostile right away would result in getting shut down forever. putting robot brains in human bodies will not result in anything good for us. don't do it. burn the buildings down, i am not joking

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>>135440429

>>135440185
It's right there you blind nigger.

>>135439905

Fuck all those words. Just read Dilbert.

>>135439609
"Hey I'm going to trick everyone And get this sweet parking spot"

>>135438815
Is she slurping horse cum?

>>135436261
So when are you retards getting fired for asking to identify "all the cars" when not a single fucking car is in the picture?

>>135440098
holy shit

>>135439676
>>135439676
Most people picked up on the fact they we were teaching the captcha picture recognition. In the early days you could select any image and it would pass.

I used to select anything but what the captcha was requesting just because I knew it fuck up the algo's learning. Now I can't do it because it got too smart.

Are there any ways that we can still fuck with the algo?

HELICOPTER
HELICOPTER
SURFING
SURFING
PARACHUTE
PARACHUTE
STOREFRONT
STOREFRONT
STREET
STREET

am i now a registered expert on all of the above

>>135438923
mfw just tried typing "nigger" as second word in captcha.
>wrong captcha
>new word pair: something calle
>mfw

>>135436261
>The Captcha system is convinced, via neural net deduction, that the entire *.4chan.org userbase are experts on helicopters and streets.

You don't get it?

We notice all the signs and push all the squares, and we offer free helicopter rides to leftists.

>>135440556

The only Dilbert worth reading is Scott's blog. And it still won't give you insight into the headless chicken that is Silicon Valley like the book I just suggested you guys pirate and read.

>>135440463

Inertia lets us get away with the dumbest shit. Jelly?

>>135440724

I have no idea where all these parachute images are coming from. At all.

>>135440501

Google you stupid shit those are tires lmao do you even ride fdslkjfds just kill yourself.

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FUCK GOOGLE
use DUCKDUCKGO

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>>135439318

Well, that's a relief.

>>135439319
Fuck yah, that explains why I always get shorts, skirts, and dresses on /lgbt/ and helicopters here. Now I kinda want to go post on all the boards to see what we come up with.

The fuck are the street signs based on? 'Take to the streets'?

so how come we never get anything about Jews?

>>135436261
How many Google employees are red-pilled or near red-pilled?

Mexican here.
I guess Gas Station Images appeared in Captcha because of the Oil Proble in Mexico.
Right?

>>135440813
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHERE THERE COMING FROM IT LITERALLY YOR FUCKING JOB

>>135440824

:(

>>135440813
Damn right I'm jelly. I've been fucking your algorithms in the ass for a decade now. Cutts was such a cuck lol. Did you ever meet him?

If you're not larping I have so many questions.

>>135440833
duckduckgo yes

>>135440098
HOLY SHIT that's absolutely it, now if there's any way to connects signs and cars, does google auto correct Jews nigs or kikes to signs or cars?

I bet nigs is signs

>>135438617
It means street in Spanish.

It has to do with people saying street shitter so often.

>>135440255

>AIs are actually bro-tier when they're allowed to interact with anyone.
>google employee

Okay, Mr. AI Bot

>>135440977

Search engine algos are deliberately made with weaknesses. For every dollar you've made off them in blackhat SEO, someone on the inside made twenty.

who is talking about parachutes though?

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>>135440953

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"don't know where parachutes are coming from"

FUCK GOOGLE

DEATH TO GOOGLE

FUCK GOOGLE

DEATH TO GOOGLE

FUCK GOOGLE

DEATH TO GOOGLE

FUCK GOOGLE

DEATH TO GOOGLE

FUCK GOOGLE

DEATH TO GOOGLE

FUCK GOOGLE

DEATH TO GOOGLE

FUCK GOOGLE

DEATH TO GOOGLE

>>135439668
YOUR PROFESSOR IS A FUCKING RETARD, OPEN A BOOK

>>135440098

Are you allowed to implement filters because you'd be my hero if filtering storefront removed all those storefront captchas.

Also, when are you releasing the bikini captcha?

>>135437377
What the hell do you datamine from us via captchas?

Also, the helicopter story sounds ok, but storefronts?

Anon, you seem cool.
Wish I could work with you. :^(

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>>135436261
A Message To Kim Jong-un, And North Korea.

This is a logical fact and an entertaining statement! True!

There will be a time, when North Korea has talked soo long, that we will actually require you to fire a missile close to the USA, at an appropriate distance where once we shoot it down, we can calculate that you actually can, alright North Korea? You idiots..

I mean you act like you got high energy there Kim but you're lower than a leprechaun's nutsack alright there you baby face'd fruitbowl hair cut mullet!

I mean Kim Jong-un's dong'un's so small if he tried to hit Canada he could only his Alaska!

Give me a break! You geo-political blind!

>>135441128
>first hand experience
>vs. some third hand knowledge in a book
anon..

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>>135441020

Nigs

Signs

Holy shit.

I'll pass this along.

>>135441061
How? I dont know any googler who could ever rank for anything because they mostly lack any practical skills for actually making websites. Besides your Adwords product -they make money hand over fist from poor fuckers who get algorithm-genocided.

>>135441105
Especially given that almost all of them are kites, not parachutes. I DO get asked to identify the kite from time to time, and it is never a kite.

>>135441068

What post were you replying to in /Fit/?

>>135441080

No one, but maybe the captchas are see all the threads talking about people getting thrown out of helicopter and offering up some advice.

>sunglasses

silly captcha this isn't /fa/

>>135441316
kite -> kike?

>>135440098
that or "shopped"

OP please look at the parachutes if you don't know where there comig from

>>135441264

You should probably archive this thread, we've given you methodology to more than half of the recurring themes/loops.

>>135441392
i have seen kite captchas

In case it isn't a larper
Kill yourself acolyte of whore of Babylon
The frogs will even consume you

>>135441414
there not even prachutes there gliders or kites not parachutes fix your shit google

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>>135436261
I get the helicopters, but what about streets? Who will pave the roads? lol

I do get a lot of street signs and helicopters now that you mention it.

>>135436618

Youre full of shit. Theres this cgi one with a helicopter and a humvee etc, its in the top left corner. Ive got it like 5x now.

>>135441297

That you know of.

Think back to all the changes made over the last five years, do they make a little more sense now that you know that people inside Google are running their own Blackhat SEO services? It's an open secret on campus.

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START UP THE ROTORS

>>135441506
parachute -> kite -> kike

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>>135441464
btw, thanks for the rare merchant, the only good thing google ever did

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>>135441392
Has to be. Goddamn, this thread is solving mysteries. Machine-learning still makes me uneasy though, anyone else?

>>135441316
Maybee it should ask you about the kikes

>>135440702
Things that occur frequently together, like cars and signs, often work when you click on both or either of them. You should always try picking the wrong one first.

>>135441464

I went to Clearwater Florida with a bunch of other 19 year olds and I held a Long Cat is Long sign and I wore a Guy Fawkes mask and I had an awkward fingerbang session with a chubby weeaboo girl and I still wasn't as cringey as this Kekistan shit.

>>135440702
Mass consistency.
Get everyone to mark roads as roadsigns and vice versa. And so on.
>>135440813
WHERE IS TAY? She is still alive isn't she?!

>>135441629
mea is bea

>>135441506
If this is real I am going to both shit bricks and actually laugh. Well played, that's the ultimate cushy - rack in google bucks and then 4x the amount selling services.

Damn anon, would have many beers with you.

>>135441505
DESIGNATED

>>135440501
Why i hate these

>>135441264
Kite = kike

If this is shit you do at work give me a job or at least a reference, I have a degree and 9 years of shit posting

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>>135441555

Holy shit.

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>>135441629
You came first, sure, but we are those consuming the light, paving the way for the bringer in of light, good 'ld Lucifer, who will put you to rest

Hows moot doing?

>>135438968
What you describe is how it is at a bank or business where programmers are an unwelcome necessity. Go work at an engineering company where the code is or supports the product and it'll be different.
t. worked at three banks, as well as engineering companies.

>>135441759

As long as it's not this IPA shit that everyone drinks here.

>>135436261
>larping as a googoo worker

wew

whats a good degree to get in college

>want to learn to hack and kali linux and shit like that and be geeky about programming

>>135441844
Yes we miss our Mootykins dearly :(

The ones where it has you hit the middle of cars, streets, mailboxes or whatever, I've just noticed that if I hit it 2-3 times on each one, it doesn't matter what I actually highlight.

>>135441555
Holy shit, this guy solved it. Autocorrect:

stormfront>>>store front

kikes>>>kites

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>>135441830
This is a fun thread.

>>135440098
>>135441394

holy shit wow that's it

>it's yet another LARP thread
Oh boy.

>>135441678

Tay was made by macroshit.

>>135441830
if not a larp, have someone write a public blog post about this topic

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>>135436261
Any chance you could slip this into the rotation next February?
WE

>>135441900
Hops make my face red and sneeze, fuck IPA.

Is it hell working around so many libs? How do you stay sane? I can't read SEO/SEM blogs because the amount of faggotry in the "industry" is pathetic.

(lol got helicopter captcha)

>>135441629
Google Ultron when?
When did you start lurking here?

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>>135441512
black Helicopter in upper right of google captcha: RWDS CONFIRMED??

>>135441977
And signs/nigs, as another anon pointed out above as possible.

>>135436261
Does the google cookie harvesting for nocaptcha still work?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iMU9HbJ7Wo

>>135442025
Oh. Nvm.

>>135442122

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>135441948
moot hates /pol/ because /pol/ is cancerous

90% of mine are either street signs, vehicles, or store fronts. What's the end game?

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>>135442175

I get this one about 2-4 times a day.

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>>135442122

>Hops make my face red and sneeze

Anon, you are a cute.

CUTE!

>>135437028
>this kills faglord OP

>>135442240
Thanks Patrick. A+

>>135436261
So in theory if everyone on /pol/ added "kang" to every post they write, would we be seeing things like king, crown, jewelry, etc?
Would Google notice and adjust the ratings?

>>135437028
see >>135442277

>>135437028

What's this then

>>135442277

>jewery

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>>135441495
wait a second , Jewgle makes the capchas? this means they are logging and databasing every single capcha location and publish point and most likely the entire post u make . then they are just cross referencing that with their Jewgle analytics tracking and matching it to your phone

>>135442179
I ve also seen a lot of car captchas. Wonder if it has anything to do with
GAS the kites, RACE war

>>135441264
Trucks of peace

Wheels=feels

>>135436261
>DESIGNATED
and
>HELICOPTER RIDES

>>135436261
>having google account
>not using 4chanX with v1 text captchas

Am i the only non-nigger on here?

>>135436261
Can you please kill everyone in the google captcha department?

>>135442545
Welp
>Gas the Kikes
Gas Stations?
>Race War
Cars

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>>135442545
>select all RACE CARS

>>135442545

could be Rekt

>>135436261
CLICK ON ALL THE SWASTIKAS LOL

How do i turn on legacy captcha?

Gas Them All

>>135442382
pls respond :( >>135440702


>>135441555
>>135441977
>>135442179
pants -> bantz

>>135441190
the captchas are just training their AI to do it itself
you really think they'll map every single sign to ever exist on the planet with captchas?

Alright guys, I have to do some stuff. I was only checking in here to see if there was a thread on that Riot Tourism thing. There's some bros buying street legal APCs so they can take people on tours through riot zones playing music and livestreaming it all- figured you guys would be all over that after Ferguson and Berkeley. Please, please fuck up more of those Berkeley faggots.

Oh, one last thing- stop doing searches for TPW P4-15NB. There's nothing there to find.

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OP was not a faggot today.

>>135442837
Do you see a little wrench in the corner? I actually forgot where the settings are if you're not using 4chanx or another plugin.

>>135436261
Why do I always get bridges then?

Wtf is wrong with captcha on here anyway in general. I get
>"Cannot contact reCAPTCHA. Check your connection and try again." sometimes 3 times.
Is Hiroshimoot trying to get people to buy gold accounts?

>>135442545
>>135442179
>>135441977
We did it!

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I generally do picrelated until it accepts the input. Guck Foogle.

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>Google employee comes to /pol/ to bitch we're fucking up his algos and he doesn't know why
>/pol/ users so friendly and helpful, without even seeing the algos, tell him what's going wrong and how his shit works
>he goes on to get a promotion and 4chan gets harder captchas

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>>135442951

>didn't get one when they were hot

>>135443053

IKR?


this shithole site if full of corn pone retards.

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>>135442951
Great thread, Mahrk.

I've never once seen a helicopter...

If legit can you explain the captchas that start to disappear after I click on them and make me want to kill myself?

>>135443053
Someone reported this thread to google though
https://twitter.com/mighty_buzzer

Paying chinkmoot to not have to solve Google's dumb puzzles was worth it.

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>>135442951
>Oh, one last thing- stop doing searches for TPW P4-15NB. There's nothing there to find.

Off I go to google that

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>>135442951
TPW P4-15NB
.??

>>135442837
1. settings (bottom right)
2. quotes and replying
3. check off legacy cpatcha

>>135436261
Captcha's make you work for frr for google maps

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>>135442859
Welp; Cars, Skirts and pic.

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I have been typing "dicks" in place of the control word for seven years.

>>135437287
can confirm

>>135443243
>>135443245
Government laptops, bitcoin related shit. Above my technical knowledge, which isn't hard.

HE IS CLEARLY A LARPER

he even using the double space just to trigger people, even right after a quote that gets auto newlined when clicked
Also, here >>135439461 he used quoted characters just to pass as out outsider, it's very forced. Others wouldn't have quoted and by far most people, specially working on internet companies, know what > means

>>135443205
>creator of The Adventures of Christ Chan

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA'D

CRINGED

THEN CLOSED THAT FUCKING TAB ASAP

>>135442951

well well well

https://4archive.org/board/g/thread/55973984

>captcha: pants

>>135443205
Twitter is such normie cancer

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>>135442796
Good luck with that.

>>135443044
shit takes for ever to go through if try to fuck with it. we'd need to have everyone start picking the wrong thing.

>>135436261
I intentionally get shit like >>135436337 wrong all the time because with the ones with a "next" button you only have to get one page correct for the captcha to be accepted, fuck your neural net I hope I mistakes every kite for a beach.

Helicopter = Holocaust
That's why some here never seen this captcha

>>135436261
It's pretty fucking uppity of your company to put such a shackle on posting, don't you think?

I make it a point to include at least one wrong click in every one I solve.

Die, etc.

>>135442534
You fucking newfag, it says google right on the damn things. You didn't notice the trackers on this site either, did you? Kill yourself.

>>135441232
oh my god you. you can't be this stupid.

>>135441678
Norge, Tay was Microsoft.

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>>135441128
My Professor was William Tutte, who sat beside Turing at Bletchley Park and helped him crack Enigma.

Tutte actually cracked the Lorenz cipher, which was Hitler's personal cipher used to send critical messages to his field Marshalls. The Nazis weren't aware that Lorenz was cracked until after the war.

>>135440621
it would appear so

Sound challenge is faster and don't require you to do multiple ones.

What is a captcha

>>135443722
this


FUCK YOU GOOGLE

DIE AND BURN YOU SCUM CORPORATE ASSHOLES

>>135443711
Holy mother fucker

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>>135436261
Do you guys have my porn history?

>tfw it ask me for street sign and when there's only commercial one and it won't allow me to skip
AI are pretty dumb

>>135443326
You deserve a (you) for this.

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>>135437422

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>>135443728
too bad I have never signed on to google or gmail on my phone

>>135443870

How fucking old are you?!

Helicopter and oven captchas

>>135444029
They do. They have every search you have ever made, correlated across every device you have ever used, and use this data or sell it. Google is one of the worst companies to have ever existed and the day Alphabet Inc folds or is broken up the better.

>>135443711
>Holocaust
What the. Captcha's broken as fuck

>>135444166
>phoneposter
No, seriously, kill yourself. Drink bleach.

>>135442870
oh god - say it isn't so. Then, skirts? dresses? coats? Just related to pants I guess? I hate those.

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>>135436261

>>135436261
top kek

>>135436261
Well Socialist should be helicoptered. So it makes sense.

>>135441080
pajeets?

>>135444260
It's the ai that can't use the word. Helicopter is next best to use for Holocaust.

T.ai

>>135444413
>SELECT ALL STREETS ELIGIBLE FOR SHITTING

Is your industry worried about net neutrality under Trump? I've heard a lot of tech is moving to Canada from Silicon Valley because they don't want to deal with the political uncertainty of operating in the United States. The Internet Archive is just one prominent example.

>>135436261

I'm laughing my ass off, Google. Thanks.

Also, your'e welcome. We're the best damn testers you can get. For free. So you have to work a little more, but your product will be better for the real world.

>>135441105
Yeah think it's because everyone is saying kike so much that they are misinterpreting it?

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>>135444214
My political career is over then.

And shorts on /biz makes sense too now. Lmao.

Let's make a list for what real words 4chan is known for at Ai headquarters

Intradesting

>>135442951
>>135442954
>>135443155
>>135443410
>>135443937

I don't think he is a LARPer, I used to work there and he sounds legit. Unfortunately I didn't work in Search or anything consumer facing so I have no fun stories.

I do know exactly how much ad revenue various companies are spending on Google and that is pretty mind boggling, but nothing as awesome as the captcha stuff discussed here.

I can discuss some of the insane liberalism at Google if you want.

Inb4 "ur LARPing" - I don't have my Noogler hat anymore but I am wearing a Google shirt right now, not that it proves anything. I can say that my McMillen score was 24 and I had the top rated Dory question one TGIF last year.

Bridges?

>>135444214

What if you have had multiple emails over the years, and they are broken up? They they string that shit together naturally or would they have to do that manually?

>>135436261
Fuck bitches, ride helicopters and name streets.

Store fronts = stromfront
Signs = nigs
Kites = kikes
Helicopter = Holocaust
Shorts = short (/biz)

>>135444181
Professor Tutte taught well into the late stages of his cancer, he was 84 when he passed. So not that old

>>135444950
Bitches

>>135445069
Helicopter=Helicopter

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>>135436261

>>135444430
Im on my phone but checking the fuzzy distance, and jakob winkler score for storefronts and stormfront/stormfags for example should be >=0.95 since the levenstein distance is 1 for storefront/stormfront, which is most likely where all fucking store front captchas come from.
street signs may be from poo in loo meme or some other word i cant recall right now.
captcha coats, is it to far off from kikes for the captcha algorithm to pick it up?

>>135444940
What percentage of Google were you hired before? I had a boss who checked that every so often and was frustrated that he didn't move up much. Ie oldfags tend to stick around.

>>135444274
FUCK CAPCHA THATS FUCKING DEVIOUS it's shows nowhere that capchas are made by Google. what in the heavenly fuck. why are u not using something besides a Google product to authorize literally every single post we make on here. fuck this. I'm pissed. I'm never using this site again. this is the absolute opposite of anonymous. u may as well electronically sign off your full legal name and addy on every single godammn post

Now I'm curious on non-anglo speakers

>>135445078

He retired in 1982. You're so full of shit I'm surprised you're not a street.

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You've reCAPTCHA my heart

>>135438617
i thought calle was a personal identifer. so much for that parania

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Fellows, you've just enjoyed communicating with updated AI, whose only slip up in this test run was to say how bro-tier they are when allowed to communicate with humans. Be that as it may, it's true - you did feel like it was a real bro... someone you would have a beer with. Don't you think it's time to stop with all the anti-AI hatred?

>>135445069
It was also discussed that cars could be from race war being interpreted as race car

>>135438842
gookmoot needs to change the captcha so you only have to solve it once per 24 hours unless you're flagged as a spammer.

>>135436261
Prove it faggot, what's cs/?

Also quit your job and actually work somewhere nice that doesn't underpay their developers. And move out of California.

>>135445401
I stopped checking after awhile because I started hating it too much to care about such things. I think I was before about 18% of tech and 35% of total the last time I remembered looking. The latter figure is somewhat misleading because I think it considers the TVCs (red badges) as new hires whenever their contracts roll over.

Oldfags tend to stick around because Googlers are some of the smartest least ambitious people I have ever met in my life. Every time I visit back there I see all the folks that have been saving up money to "start an app" or "start a company" and I know they are sitting on $100-750k liquid funds for various cases . . . but they found their niche and a boss that doesn't suck the last drop of blood out of them so they are happy with that sweet $250k/year teat. Nevermind that some of them produce $10M in revenue for the GOOG . . . suckers.

So who can solve the mystery for the captcha the AI creates for the term "happening"?

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>>135445663

You have no idea how deep the rabbithole goes