Melania Status:
>GETTING TRAIN RAN ON HER BY SECRET SERVICE EVERY NIGHT IN NYC
Bannon Status:
>HAS TO EAT HIS OWN CUMMIES UNDER STATE ORDERS
Trump Status
>PROPPED GRANDPA MCCAIN FROM HIS DEATHBED TO SEE HIM REJECT YOUR BILL
Scaramouchi Status:
>WOULD RATHER FUCK HIS BROTHER THAN BUY A LADDER TO CLIMB UP AND EAT HIS LONELY WIFE'S ASSHOLE
WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN