>Step 1: Write a wildly successful book series in which the

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>Step 1: Write a wildly successful book series in which the outsider hero must stop a racist death cult from coming to power.

>Step 2: For added drama, have the hero hindered by a corrupt government, oppressive bureaucracy, and lying media, while the death cult operates unimpeded. In fact, have the establishment help the death cult secretly.

>Step 3: Profit! Collect One Billion Dollars for your work.

>Step 4: Watch as the world comes to resemble your fiction.

>Step 5: Publicly side with the corrupt government, oppressive bureaucracy, lying media, and the racist death cult they are helping.

>Step 6: Prophet! Build walls around your mansion