>tfw being yank >tfw not being European Life is one chance

>>135402679
I know that feel anon

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faggots

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>>135402679
>tfw having reddit spaces

>>135402679
Fly to europe and volunteer to teach english (they provide hotel + food), find a wife, get married, become european citizen.

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>>135402985
>>135403038

>>135402679
See if you have any diaspora portugese or irish heritage, its fairly easy to claim blood citizenship. Then that gives you access to the whole eu.

T. 1/4 irish muh heritage american.

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I'm a glorious leaf.

>>135403144
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>135402679
>wish I were glorious European...

No you don't, being European is like living in 1984 if it was a dystopian documentary.


you probably have European roots, we accept you as ethnic European, most Americans are better equipped at taking care of their family values and traditions than most Europeans, cause of the EU and widespread braindead liberalism.

>>135403487
>America
>family values
Kek