UNBELIEVABLE POWERFUL INSPIRING THE QUEEN OF BRITAIN HAS OFFICIALY

>>135389852
>she

>>135389852
Oh no the queen might shoot the US president

Seriously what planet do you live on

>>135389852

Are you retarded or something?

Ol Lizze gives him the ol *Teleports behind you*
Burgers BTFO

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>queen comes at trump with sword
>SS shoots her dead
>???

Trump will grab the sword and behead the Queen, finishing what America started hundreds of years ago

>>135389852
And just as much US can then nuke the living shit out of the UK

Its not to say that she can do it without any consequencces

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>>135389852
>britain wanting to give casus belli to a former colony to colonize them

please

American here
this is perfectly appropriate banter between sovereign leaders of civilized nations
What are you some kind of poofter faggot? It's all in good fun

>>135389852
It's from the daily mash retard

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313

>>135390098
>SAS trained close protection teams from RPG
Yeah, that's going to happen

>>135390366
Archived that satire/fake news site for you.

>http://thedailymash co uk/news/international/legally-i-can-kill-him-queen-confirms-20170131121313
https://archive.is/6MZ3X

>>135389852
LITERALLY YASS SLAYY QUEEN

>>135389852
Technically its true. Serious crimes are judged at the Crown Court, i doubt Her Majesty's Courts and Tribunals Service would be objective.

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>bike wheels
>banned in britain

>>135389852

>no one can touch her

except a Minuteman ICBM flying up her flabby ass.

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>>135389852
>"Excuse me Queen can you kill Trump?!"
>journalists repeat question for 6 months
>she finally answers
>they all now report her out of context saying that she plans on killing Trump
>/pol/ even believes them
beautiful

If she said that about Muslims she would be forced to abdicate and jailed for Islamophobia

>>135390389
Cheers, norski archive angel, but the mash is OK, they deserve the traffic

*slays the queen*

it is done.

>>135390537
Do you still use them, thought you would have gone all Trident by now.

>>135389852
>nobody can touch

well, nukes are nobody, techically

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>>135389852
DRUMPF IS FINISHED!

HOW DO YOU FEEL DRUMPFSTER??

>>135389852
I forget which state but in America you have the right to murder the Ruling monarch of Brittan

>>135389852
>DROUMPF
>DRUMPFANZEES
I love your baby talk. Goo goo. Goo goo.

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>>135389852
>UNBELIEVABLE
>POWERFUL
>INSPIRING


https://youtu.be/KX1CSSZa1v0

>>135390897
>DRUMPF IS FINISHED!
>HOW DO YOU FEEL DRUMPFSTER??
I love your baby talk also. Goo goo. Goo goo.

>>135389852
What if Trump kill her instead, pulls up a big 45 and blows her head into jelly shit?

Our timeline is so surreal that it wouldn't even faze me a little to witness that literally happening

Well, yes she could.

Presuming, at her age, she could even lift a sword.

>>135389852
I don't know if I should be ashamed or proud of this

>>135390135
>grabbing a sharp sword as it is swinging mid air

well done you fucking nonce

Damn, she comes out with this now?

Not when that chimp was visiting her palace?

>>135390505
Stop making things up. Archery is one of the most popular sports now. All kids want to try it due to got and hunger games. Bows have never been illegal.

>>135390098
I hope this happens so much.
British royals are the worst

>>135389852
source or fake news

wheres that vid of the muzzies blowing that dudes head off with explosives?

only interesting death related thing i've seen on here in a few days

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>>135390092
nothing personal kid.

>>135389852
She could legally under her own countries laws. It wouldn't stop the nuke from vaporising her and her doggos though.

Stump is a doo doo man

>>135390098
>SS shoots her dead
>QG shoot all SS personnel

>nobody can touch her
What happen the last time we fought the redcoats.

>>135390200
>And just as much US can then nuke the living shit out of the UK

The loss of their national leader

vs losing

-Harry Potter
-James Bond
-high quality Premiership soccer
-Gordon Ramsay

>legally I can rape her, Paki in the U.K. confirms.

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>>135393580
Pic related happened

>>135392288
>Europeans are unable to grab a sharp sword as it is swinging mid air.
>People like this actually exist.
No wonder you people lost your colonies to us.

>>135389852
She can legally do whatever the fuck she wants because the law is carried out in her name and so does not apply to her.

>>135393735
She's a glorified tourist attraction.

>implying she can carry one in the first place
Be a good lord, bin that sword.

I bet the Queen is pretty sound. Weren't the rumours that she was heavily in favour of Brexit?

>>135393801
Yup, the royals are purely ceremonial, but she brings in fuck loads of tourists and saves us tax money.

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>>135393691
You win.

With what, she did bin that knife, didn't she?

>>135390214
I don't think Americans are ready to invade another Muslim country yet.

>>135393555
>UK and US go to war
>UK is completely fucked
Cmon now none of this could ever happen for this reason

>>135393962
underrated

>>135393962
kek

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>>135389852
Such a lovley lady

She'll be dead within a couple of years, then when the next election comes around Labour will get in power and have a referendum on ending monarchy.
All the brown people plus millennials will vote to turn the palace into a mosque and that's the end of that.

>>135393691
Yeah, and then on Christmas, when you guys were getting piss drunk and eating, a few guys in some boats rowed across a frigid river, and slit your throats why you slept.

>>135393637
Ramsay lives in LA

>>135393987

UK, France, Canada could take down the USA in a surprise pincer attack.

Canada would take Portland, Seattle, Chicago.

Detroit is easy, it's already encircled by existing borders.

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>>135393962
lel

>>135393555
Freedom zone glasses all of England

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>>135389852
HOLY SHIT, A Swordfight might determine, who will rule the Anglosphere !


THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>135394121
>1 in 2 amerilards are obese
>amerishit thinks his civs can win a war
>gets drone striked

>>135394107
UK is the aggressor here, what makes you think France and Canada would join in attacking America?

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while you were polishing your crown I was studying the blade

nice try, nothing personal

>>135393881
Nothing is ceremonial you idiot.

>>135393881
Yeah, nah faggot, nobody goes overseas to look at a oldcrone with her depends. Is this the reason people go to france you fucken retard.

>>135394212
>he actually believed the headline

>>135394175
When did you go to Australia?

>>135394107
Don't, the dumb fat cuck will probably go on about throwing nukes everywhere like the coward he is.

Best way to defeat America, is just let them getr Bannana'd to Brazil level in 2040 thanks to their womyn not wanting kids, unless it's with Tyrone 1/4back or 'BASED' Phlumpmphf hat guy.

>>135394266
nah, ISIS just hung me upside down from the Church Tower

>>135394251
We're theorising on what would happen if the queen did shoot Trump. This has little to do with the headline at this point.

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>>135394107
Jokes on you.

Our military is maybe 300k strong with an additional 4 battalions of trannies.

>>135394206
Why do you think we have nukes? Because we were first and smart? No nigger, we're lazy. Thats why England gets glassed so our fattys can continue grazing on the walmarts

>>135393287
At least one of their highest ranking military officers isn't a fucking penguin

>>135394212
>UK is the aggressor here, what makes you think France and Canada would join in attacking America?

Create new Anglo-French empire under the Queen

France should belong to England anyway, everyone knows this

>>135394175
Human history is fake, does that mean anything to you?

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>>135389852
It's from the Daily Mash. Fucking morons.

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>>135393580
>What happen the last time we fought the redcoats.

You lost. Your capital was burnt down, your army was routed, your navy was annihilated, you went bankrupt and the New England states attempted to secede in order to broker a separate peace with Britain. And this was while we were fighting a real war against Napoleon.

It's strange how Americans perform so poorly in wars when they don't have allies to do all the fighting and planning for them.

>>135394873
24 Dead, This is considered a Battle in the Anglosphre.
Just walk into a polish Disco and you´ll see more carnage each weekend

>>135394327
>Best way to defeat America, is just let them getr Bannana'd to Brazil level


You mean be like the UK is now?
lol will never work

>burger

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>>135394873
>First Central Bank of America charter expires 1811
>War of 1812
>Second Central Bank of America chartered 1816

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Putting the military might of the two countries aside, I think Trump could probably take her 1v1 in melee combat.
He is in the WWE hall of fame after all.
The Queen would go for the first blow with her sword, but on account of her being ancient it would only be a flesh wound if it even connected. Trump would then disarm her and hit her with a suplex followed by a figure four leg lock. Then he'd piledrive her for good measure.
What is she gonna do when Trumpamania runs wild on her?

>>135389852
>tfw young queen was hot af she was fucking stacked as hell with those rude ass royal titties

>>135394238
Are you trying to tell me that she has any real power?
>>135394245
Yeah, it's not like Buckingham Palace is surrounded by tourists at most given times during the day or anything.

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>>135389852
>Who is the person? The true king wears a baseball cap.

KYS

>>135389852

ISIS funding in Syria ENDED

The US is funding ISIS in BRITAIN NOW

The royals did jack shit while London became Mohammadstan. If anyone gets the sword, it'll be them, and I can't say they won't deserve it.

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>>135390897
that is the lowest energy gif I've ever seen. very sad.

>>135389852
>queen can kill trump if he is on British soil.

Okay? But selling Trump ransom is much more profitable for a perfidious albion

>>135389852
And then legally american will turn west-pakistan into glass

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>>135395748
>Queen was alive during the lifetime of Enoch Powell
>didn't heed his warnings

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>>135389852
drumpfskins btfo

>>135394873
DESIGNATED, remember that the army had indian soldiers back then.
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>>135396316
>Queen had that much power back then
The Queen doesn't have power. This all comes back to the (((Republicans))) and the (((parliamentarians)))

Fascism or absolute monarchism is the solution here.

>>135389852
does she what a war with the usa

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>>135396653
>The Queen doesn't have power.
The Queen has the power to dismiss the government.

Wasn't she pro-Brexit?
Also, she can barely lift her fork to eat, her arm would fall of if she tried lifting the sword.

>>135396707
She can't destroy the whole thing only call a (((re-election))), and if she did the parliament and people would vote her out. The Queen is being held hostage by the Jewish owned parliament

Democracy was a mistake

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>>135393962
Top lel

>>135396810
She can dissolve the parliament if she wishes, and you can't vote out a monarch..

>>135390667

Even when the date of the article is from January, and was posted here multiple times in January.

Slide thread full of redditugees.

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>>135393962

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>>135389852
NICE KNIFE.

>>135389852
>queen shoots US president
>implying this DOESN'T result in a war
how fucking retarded do you have to be to believe in this shit. Hell at the very least some autist britbong will probably try to kill the queen if trump gets shot

OP is a complete idiot

Her Majesty with deck the orange menace.

>>135396924
>>135396810


This. The sovereign is the source of law, therefore the law cannot be enforced upon the sovereign. The Queen is, literally, above the law (assuming you believe that sort of thing).

>>135396788
M8 she knights people with that sword daily, and goes to hundreds of events yearly. She's incredibly healthy for her age.

and OP is from a satire site you cuck

/pol/ is a fucking joke now.

>>135394107

Canada wouldn't dare invade pavement-ape natural habitats in Detroit and Chicago.

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>>135389852

>>135394873

This

>>135394873
>Britain illegally blockades and impresses US ships
>US just wants to trade n sheit
>US doesn't want to War, but fuck man Britain just keeps going at it
>launch a bunch of raids, one of which burns our """capital building"""
>which is just the traditional home of the president
>which is right up the river on the Virginia/Maryland coast
>while the army was away because convention is you don't attack civilian areas, Jesus fuck Britain
>oh well, brits lost anyway cause they can't actually invade for shit
>and it doesn't matter as we beat the fuuuuck out of them in louisiana, lol gitrekt scrubs
>;^) SHIGGY DIGGY

yeah really impressive. I bet you think Dunkirk was a major victory?

>>135395027

Or a german Chistmas market.

>>135396965
omg I owned the Tron Bonne game for PS
RARE

>>135394107
Grats. You took nothing of value. And then the counter attack would begin.

>>135391902
I'm impressed by it

>>135389852
this is so funny

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>>135396980

>>135390011
Why does everything come down to Guns with you Americans? It clearly says sword in the OP

>>135389852
Do it Liz, kill him.

>>135394873
Your understanding of history isn't very good.

>>135390505
>>135393256
Remember it was the British who invented the Longbow

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>>135394107
>France on UK's side

>>135397789
bin that knife

>>135389852
>the law says that the Queen can, theoretically, do whatever the fuck she wants

How is this even news to anyone?

>>135389852
So when we gonna overthrow the monarchy lads? Those self entitled leeches have outstayed their welcome, I mean c'mon!

>>135394008
This guy gets it

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>being a tiny island nation during the age of nuclear war

Yeah good luck with that

>>135393287
at least our royals aren't a meme, snownigger

>>135398091
What? Dude, the longbow was invented in Africa

>>135397923
That's a bong.

>>135398823
Why are all british pedophiles? Feels like they've always wanted to be the new romans

>>135399194
That's just how the monarchy rolls here you guys, no one else in this country seems to give a fuck

>>135398997
WE WUZ LONGBOWMEN N SHIEEET

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>>135390499
>Implying she'd ever make it to a trial.

>>135389852
queen slay slay

i want to see SS use their FN P90's.

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>>135398150
>France on UK's side

We are natural allies