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>There are three dead guys
>A Christian, a Jew, and a Muslim
>They're standing right outside the pearly gates
>They bicker for a bit about who gets to go first, eventually they decide that the Christian goes first
>The Christian walks up to god and God asks "What's your claim to heaven?"
>The Christian says "I accepted Jesus as my lord and savior."
>God replies "Alright go on in."
>The Jew walks up and God asks a second time "What's your claim to heaven?"
>The Jew replies "I follow the Torah"
>God says "Go on in."
>The Muslim goes up last, and God asks him "What's your claim to heaven"
>The Muslim replies "I follow the teachings of Islam."
>God then says "That's great, but I can't let retards into heaven."
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>>135374576
>jew
>heaven
WRONG
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>>135374576
The pearly gates are a Christian concept.
No Jew actually follows the Torah, and even doing so isn't enough to get into Heaven. Jews don't even believe in Heaven in the Christian sense.
There are no Pharisees or Muslims in Heaven who didn't accept Jesus Christ as the Son of God, and doing so would mean they are no longer Pharisees or Muslims.
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>>135374576
I heard a similar joke
>A Christian, a Jew, and a Moslem meet at the pearly gates
>They argue about who should go first, when out of nowhere a volkisch appears
>He runs up to the entrance and says "Odin! Hear me!"
>A voice booms back. "you may enter if you tell me the only infallible truth"
>The volkisch thinks for a moment and bellows, "OP is a fag!"
>The booming voice says, "and what are you going to do about it?"
>"Great Odin! I will sage!"
>The doors open
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>>135374576
And how do you know this?
Don't tell Me you simply pasted a pasta op
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut116mBuPpg
2:15
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>>135377743
Great joke. I like it
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>>135374576
What lies beyond the gate anon?
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>>135374576
haha
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>>135378897
Thanks I think
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>>135374576
That's... hilarious
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>>135377743
>well done
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>>135377381
Wow, i've never seen an autistic nipper before.
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