Reminder that if you don't consider Italians white, Italians

Italian here. My grandma told me that if you stare at a baby too hard its soul will come out and it will die. She also told me if you threw the horns or wore red it would protect you from the evil eye. She treated all my ear infections with olive oil, buried a statue of a saint in the front yard when were trying to sell a house, and served shrimp with all the legs and eyeballs and head still on it. You have to admit we are kind of a weird people.

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>>135365581
italians were aryan too retard. all europeans were

>>135367923
My grandma did fucking all of this.

>>135368471
Pretty much
Aryan = Indo European
Not all aryans are white though

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>>135365581
Italian american here

I'm so proud of my ancestors

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>>135365581
Anybody that says Italians aren't white is likely pic related.

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>>135365581
Can we get some kind of happy merchant graphic based on Guidos?

>>135368498
Did you also start smoking and drinking coffee and wine at like age 12? I swear everyone in my family did that.

>>135367923
Did she have a kitchen installed in the basement?

are you all guidos?
Preppy WASP asking

>>135368920
Yup my first smoke was a cigar with extended family when I was 13

>>135369142
Oh my God yes! I never realized that was an Italian thing.

Other Italian American things: Replacing yelling "Shit!" with "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" or "Judas Priest!"
Being an altar boy.
Having a gigantic first communion party where you got lavish gifts better than any Christmas ever.
Pizzelles. Also everyone owning their own pizzelle iron for some reason.
Hanging a corno from your rear view mirror.
Eating burdock, an actual weed. Love those cardones though.

>>135369242
I'm not. But I grew up in a town that was heavily Italian American.

>>135370953
>Other Italian American things: Replacing yelling "Shit!" with "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" or "Judas Priest!"
That's Irish. The Italian thing to do is swear in Italian.
>Being an altar boy.
Universally Catholic.
>Having a gigantic first communion party where you got lavish gifts better than any Christmas ever.
Italians did up first communion bigger than most other Catholics.
>Pizzelles. Also everyone owning their own pizzelle iron for some reason.
People always own a pizzelle iron but if you pay attention you see that they're buying pizzelles at the italian market all the time. Busting out the iron means that it's Christmas or some other special occasion.
>Hanging a corno from your rear view mirror.
I've not seen this. Cornos are for neclaces.

>>135365581
My family immigrated all the way to Mexico to get away from you arab shitskins. I will not put up with your bullshit here in America.