Why do I get told I can't serve in the military because

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>>135320820
Say you are depressed because you haven't cut your dick off and you can an hero for (((them))) too!

>>135320820
cause in battle you trust your buddy, and depression is always firing at friendlies

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Because regular depression is too boring, you require trans depression to serve.

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>>135320820
you are defective

Same situation, OP.

>>135320820
Think about it OP
How do they manage to drag millions of 'refugees' into our countries while still claiming immigration numbers are 'stable' or down? By pulling the invaders in as 'students' or 'skills shortage'
How do they expand the numbers of trans without being seen to do so? By putting them in the military and undertaking and funding the trans surgery out of sight of prying eyes before sending them back into the community

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>>135320820
>>135321210
Ever heard of lying?

>>135320820

join border control or homeland security to serve you country!

>>135323563
>German
>Border Patrol

>>135322316
>lie about past anti-depressant use to get in chairforce
>most jobs require SSBI (single scope background check)
>case worker goes through 10 years of your past and interviews all old associates, family members, exes, bosses, you name it.
>get caught in a lie

Not the best idea, but I guess it'd work for anything that doesn't require secret clearance. The only problem is that the jobs that don't are primarily grunt work.

>>135320820
I want to chop off ur tiny burger cock and serve it to my Shäferhunde

>>135322316

I can pass any lie detector or polygraph. I can control my heart rate, metabolism, etc. at will.

But there are certain entities I would never attempt to deceive. Our military is one of them. Even if it would benefit both parties, I do not care.

>>135320938
FPBP

They did him a favor by denying him to start with