You are at the Senate and this guy slaps your healthcare bill

>>135318600
Smack him in th cancer

>>135318600
Open mouth kiss him with tongue.

>>135318736
God that maverick must be such a good kisser

Confuse him by asking him a question and slip away into the darkness.

>>135318600
I wish I had put in more effort in crafting a bill. The one that failed today was idiotic.

>>135318600
Call the Vietnamese restaurant and pay them to terrorize him

>>135318600
Inject him full of brain cancer

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>>135318600

That never happened because i was holding it over my head

>>135318600
Untie the tie... And his neck gonna fall

>>135318600
Sneak into his hospital room and pour draino into his IV.

>>135318600
Give him brain cancer.

>>135318600
Hand him a bottle hot water that was intended for dehydrated babies

>>135318600
Ask him if he has half a brain

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I AM THE SENATE

>>135319839

This.

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>>135318600
Don't make eye contact. Let him think he cucked me and when his guard is dropped.......

>>135318600
Pick it up and hold it over his head.
Dumb faggot can't even raise his arms, what kind of gay fag can't raise his arms? No wonder he's so grumpy he can't even throw his hands in the air or wave them like he just don't care.

>>135318600
Fall to the floor and scream "hate crime".

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>>135318600
Manchurian Candidate needs to be sent back to Vietnam for reprogramming. Chicken winging him for a couple of weeks should work.