>tfw DNA proves you wuz Phoenicians like you always said
http://www.cell.com/ajhg/fulltext/S0002-9297(17)30276-8
>We show that present-day Lebanese derive most of their ancestry from a Canaanite-related population, which therefore implies substantial genetic continuity in the Levant since at least the Bronze Age.
>...
>We found that the Lebanese can be best modeled as Sidon_BA 93% ± 1.6%
First for al-mawt li-Amrika!
>>135232498
What did you expect? Phoenicians got conquered by Assyria-Babylonia-Persia-Alexander-Rome-Arabs-crusaders. And during the crusader era they were mostly all Christians and spoke Aramaic-Syriac. Then the mamlukes conquered tripoli and arabized the population.
Obligatory happy Nasrallah post.
It's like science... kalba!
>>135232954
Yeah it's like
>Be Phoenician
>Have lived here forever
>Egypt expels the Hebrews and they try to Shoah you
>Survive anyway with the Hebrew problem
>Assyrians solve the Hebrew problem in part and leave you a Judean problem
>Babylonians solve your Judean problem
>Persians solve the Babylonian's Judean problem by expeling the Judeans right back to you
>Greek doctor attempts to solve Judean problem
>Greek doctor can't solve Judean problem
>Greek doctor contracts Judean problem
>Romans solve Judean problem
>Yay for 1800 years
>Germans expel Jews
>They come back and immediately start trying to Shoah you again
>Have Jewish problem
>Jews say u wuzn't Phoenicians
>DNA tests come back
>80% of Jews don't have Semitic mtDNA, making them not Jewish by their own laws
>93% of your DNA is Phoenician
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Kibee anyone?
>>135232498
You forgot your negro part.
One drop rule, nigger
>>135238304
t. Genghis
I'm an Anglo-American with zero drops of Basketball-American blood who occasionally LARPs as a Maronite.
>have served as subdeacon in Maronite бoжecтвeннa лiтypгiя
>have served Maronite лiтypгiя entirely in Aramaic and Arabic