If you're having privilege problems I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but privilege one
The year is two thousand one four and in my trunk is nothing loud
In my rear view mirror is a big ass crowd
I got two choices yall pull over the car or
Step on the pedal become a YouTube star
Now I ain't trying to see no viral fleeing on tape
Plus I got a 19 gen 4 I can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm light and my credit scores too high
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know why
Am I attacked or should I keep guessing why?
"Well you was privileged since 1794"
"Leave the keys in the ignition and step out of the car"
"Are you carrying a weapon on you I see an NRA sticker on the car" I ain't stepping out of shit got here in '86 all my immigration is legit
"Do you mind if we chant and shake the car a little bit?"
Well my progress is blocked so is reversing to the back
And I know my rights so you might get shot for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack are some type of racist or something?"
"Or somebody who voted Trump or something?"
Nah I ain't gone MAGA but I browse /pol/ a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"Well see how smart you are when the mob comes"
I got 99 problems but a privilege ain't one