Why can't the English speak English properly? Were they

I lilke bruv. We should steal that from them.

>>135140399
And what the fuck is "mum"
Its "mom" you stupid fucks

>>135140399
>maths and sport
No shit. They have the worst pronunciation of any English speaking group.

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>>135140399
>Londonstani
>English

There are other places than London.

As for American 'English', sorry but its nothing more than advanced pigeon English

"Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them."

>>135140399
>English can't speak English properly

shit b8 m8, have some respect for our maiden language, not everyone speaks in a emotionless midwest accent.

>>135141333
It's mum.
Remember who's language you're speaking

>>135142443
Most of the English speaking world no longer speak proper English. They're all peasants with peasant educations.

>>135140399
That's just the lower class people. The rest of us speak it normall.

>>135140399
What I don't understand is why they put R's where there are no R's.

>>135140399
>invent the language
>1000 years later burger tells you you're speaking it wrong
This has to be a slide thread. Unique at least, good b8 but don't insult the Kings

>>135142582
Your*

>>135140399
That's only how poor people speak.

Also that bitch is a 10/10 over here.

>>135140399
wot the fwk are you gonna do about it chavi

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>>135142944
Again area's around London do this.
Most 'English' people do do this.

People in London will pronounce castle 'Carsle', but they are fucking retards who think they know better than everyone, despite everyone thinking their retards.

>>135140399
> The English.
> Don't speak English properly.

Fuck right off, you slag.

>>135140399
image should say

>ME MUM

>>135142582
i speak 'murican, you shit tooth tea sippin' queer

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Why don't britbongs pronounce their R's?
Why do britbongs put H's where there aren't any?
Why do britbongs take away H's where there should be?
Why do britbongs pronounce K's and T's at the end of words with a "click" to them?

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>>135143087
*you're

As in 'you are'

>>135143373
>Fuck right off, you slag.

proof delivered un-ironically by bong-tard

>>135140399
This is mostly British ebonics (bruv etc). The other stuff is just how uneducated chavs (wiggers) talk

and why did you wrote that shit on her pic to start thread ?

>>135143617
Your just is a Ass yes, y'are, ain't ya?

>>135143576
And what about zed? Can any britbongs redpill me on zed?

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>>135143102

>>135143087
rly?

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>>135143776

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>>135143352
>their retards

>>135143087
I know this bait but people like you are giving credence to the american education meme. That's probably the idea but the shit isn't funny. They already think we're legitimately retarded.

>>135141333
It's mam or ma

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>>135140399
At least they spell properly, American English and its incessant need to shorten everything and insert the letter Z in to everything pisses me the fuck off.

Especially when it makes me double think my own spelling, I spellcheck, then realise my spelling is fine - it's the fucking computer which is telling me I'm spelling something wrong because MURICA.

>>135144073
You know it's bait and it pissed you off all the same. Imagine giving a fuck what Europoors think lmfao

>>135140399
>tfw no incestuous sex with sexy chav sister

>>135140399
>Puddems

Thanks for reminding me, OP, I haden't had my morning jack yet.

>>135142900
>>135143102
The lower class speaks fine. It's the posh accents that sound like nails on a chalkboard.

>>135141333
What about "me mum"? Sounds like a mutilated transvestite native speaker of an ergative-absolutive language with delusions that he's someone's mother.

>>135140399
If the US doesnt like it then why was I treated like visiting royalty by way of my accent everywhere I went (except NY)?
I particularly remember on Kansas resident with one are telling me how she liked 'the way my mouth sounds'
Though often this was lost on the more primitive colonials. One girl at McDonalds asked me what my accent was, I said English. She said sure, but where are you from? England, says I. Oh' I didn't know it was a place.'
'English, comes from England, like spanish comes from Spain.'
>Blank look

>>135144272
Lol, yet another foreigner butthurt about American cultural imperialism. We'll add you to the list.

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britbongs will soon be speaking Arabic, so it doesn't really matter they are shit at English.

>>135144272
Which american words insert the letter Z?

>>135144272
We got rid of as much of the faggy French influence as was reasonable:
'colour' my ass.

>>135144763
>We got rid of as much of the faggy French influence as was reasonable
>Then why was it the French won youre independence for you?
>YorkTown

>>135144644
Why would you say "English"? Say British and they'll understand.

>>135144073
With american, you can never know if it's a bait.

>>135144750
Realise and realize etc

Basically any word that ends with 'ise'

>>135141333
If we say it's mum, it's mum. Our language, our rules. Now fuck off!

>>135140399
I don't know but I love them for it.
<3

>>135144949
Can't never*

Jesus learn to speak the language retard

>>135142900
Hey, bong - account for your radio people saying 'nego-SEE-ate'. Where is the basis for a 'see' sound in 'negotiate'? If they want to be prim they should say 'nego-TEE-ate'.

Fuck British toffs, too prissy to make the 'sh' sound.

Also, the high prevalence of what you people call the 'soft r', which is to say, 'w'. Such a load of infants.

>>135144644
Shewas probably baffeled about spain. Spa.ish comes from mexico in her world

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>>135140399

>>135140399
>Aluminum
Stfu your people are embarassingly dumb for a first world nation

Faggots
BASIC GESTALT ON DNC HAPPENING
>Debbie Wasserman Schultz, former DNC chair, hires Pakistani nationals (Imran Awan and four others) for IT work at the DNC in 2005
>Extremely overpaid ($4 million+ salary), had massive debts, years of suspicious activity (taking money from Iraq, Hezbollah, fraud, wiretapping and extorting their own mother etc)
>Awans' father changed name and disowned sons for "detestable illegal behavior"
>Despite being IT staff, Awans ignored requests for computer repairs and didn't do their actual job
>Other IT competitors offered their services at much lower rates, yet for some mysterious reasons the DNC kept the Awans
>More Democrat lawmakers enlist the Awans' "service" over the years
>House staffers get concerned about the Awans, they don't show up to meetings and their computers were being used to transfer data off site
>Huge data breach, Congress compromised, DNC emails at risk
>House Democrats respond with claims that Capitol Police framed them because they are Muslim
>Some flee to Pakistan
>Awan banned from the House network
>DWS refuses to fire them for mysterious reason
>Awan roaming the Capitol complex despite ban
>Capitol police finds a secret laptop in an empty office
>DWS openly threatens the police chief to give it back or there will be "consequences"
>Police can't look at laptop because of law
>Awan covering his tracks
>Abruptly moves out of his house and rents it out to military families
>Last week, DWS finally negotiates for laptop access
>Back at Awan's house, a Marine renter stumbles upon hardware stash: “wireless routers, hard drives that look like they tried to destroy, laptops, a lot of brand new expensive toner.”
>Marine calls the Feds to take it
>FBI now involved
>Awan chimps out over the missing hardware, threatens to sue Marine for "stealing" them
>Tried to get inside the house "three or four times", Marine wouldn't let him in
1 DAY AGO:
>Awan panics and tries to flee the country at Dulles Airport
>Feds nab him

>>135144929
England and Britain are not mutually inclusive. Yes all of England is Britain but not all of Britain is England

>>135140399
I don't see a difference between Happy and Hahppy? Except saying "Hahppy" you sound like you're exasperating. OP is a retard.

>>135142582
>who's

>>135144905
Well when we didn't need them any more, we kicked them to the curb :)

>>135140399
We british are better than you in quite literally every way.

Brittania rules the waves.

Why do white British youth now unironically sound like Ali G?

Whagwan bruv dat bird is well peng u is a wasteman innit

What do they mean by that?

>>135143306
Southwestener spotted

>>135144073
It's not our fault your education system is shit, but it is something you can fix.

>>135143087
Haha I thought all Americans being fat stupid retards was a meme

>>135145390
Yes, but if you're a British tourist in America, and someone asks what your accent is, saying "English" is confusing.

>>135140399
I don't care how they talk if they look like that.

>>135144073
I just assume all Americans are fat idiots unless they prove otherwise.

>>135145128
Are you a retard?

>>135144983
The letter Z is cool.

>>135145612
You know how Jamaicans speak?
Add in some British radio and television, and you've got your very own two-tone shitcake subculture.
Two-tone is part of that actually, back in the late 70s you started seeing mixed race bands playing Ska and with the popularity of Ska rose the popularity of Jamaican slang like a reel bloodclot monkey man bwoy

>>135142582
Why isnt it muther then? Ay?

>>135145933
iz*

>>135145368
Well right, so do all right-speaking Anglophones, but there's a tendency for people on the BBC to say -SEE- . Accent, new words, fine. But to rape a word's pronunciation away from any basis or precedent, for what I think is their idea of sounding cleaner and above the sloppy 'sh' sound as though they're too good for English, just irritates me. I think the BBC should enforce standards.

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>>135142900
The peanut-butter-on-the-roof-of-the-mouth phantom r's and w's everywhere make me want to cut my ears of.

>>135145930
Clearly you are lmfao you can't even speak you're own language

>tfw americar speaks better english than the english

>>135140399
oi! go take the rubbish out to the wheely bin ya cunt

>>135144272
Yet inserting the letter 'u' into random words is totally acceptable, right?

>>135144989
You butt mad from taking muzzy dick and sounding like a retard?

>>135144644
Things that didn't happen.

>>135142944

No worst is saying "lieutenant" as "leff-tenant" limey salad tossing english

>>135146206
your*

>>135144929
>can't be, you don't sound like that James Corden guy or John Oliver
NO OLL ANGLOS ARE POSH CUNTS YE DIM-WITTED BASTARD
ALBA-GU-BRAGH

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>>135146516
Nothing to see here guys, just a few non-European subhuman Amerilards sperging out.

>>135144272
> getting corrected to American spelling
You can change that somewhere - there's a reason for those little encodings, like 'en-us', 'en-au'.

>>135144073
kys cuck.

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>>135143087
God I hope you are joking, for your sake.

>>135143778
Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

And why don't British singers have accents when they sing?

Is it really all just an act to set them apart, but the charade is too hard to play when they sing?

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>>135146733
I know, but most times computers are set to American English by default, meaning any computer I use that isn't my PC is usually set to it.

>>135146353
Inserting it would imply that it was added where it wasn't before. The fact of the matter is that you lazy fucks just kept taking things out.

>>135145933
>The letter Z is cool
This attitude exemplifies American English.

>>135146058
Retarded logic, mum is not short for mother much like dad is not short for father.

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>>135147302
Americans are basically the child born out of wedlock that the rest of the world tried its hardest to pretend didn't exist, until one day, it appeared on your front porch, obese, drooling and screaming "Daddy!", god damn tragedy.

>>135146353
And taking it out of the oldest words in the English language is paying tribute to it?

>>135147302
>who is Peter Gabriel

>>135143087
Every time

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>>135147302
Its a weird thing lots of people notice, Americans try to sound English, Non-Americans try to sound American.

>>135144905
Revisionist history I see. Regardless of French help, Cornwallis was surrounded and would have lost by Washington's troops. What the French did, however, was win a naval battle at Cape blocking Cornwallis from supplies while also providing some bombardment from warships. Yorktown was just a noticable defeat to the British, and neither did the British or the Americans feel that to be the last battle leading to American victory. In fact, British troops remained in New England and the Middle colonies far after the battle of Yorktown, and the the station of Red Coats in the frontier-ohio region would help cause the war of 1812. The 13 colonies fought most of the war themselves and when France did intervene, they only fought mostly in the Caribbean to seize British plantations. Regardless of French intervention, America would have won due to the war's unpopularity in Britain and a new draft in Britain forcing Irish(Catholics) to fight. alongside Anglicans.

>>135140399
Your version of english is malformed and warped by other languages, much like how the average american is a malformed and twisted genetic mix of different races.

>>135140399
The irony of people who imitate the way niggers talk criticizing the inventors of the language

>AXE ME BOW KANGS N SHEEEIIITTT CUZZ

>>135144989
It now belongs to America. Bend the knee faggots.

>>135142582
>common ancestors spoke a certain way
>bong descendents bastardize the language to make it sound less like colony english
>colonials continue to speak the way they did in the homeland relatively unchanged
>"oi we liff on da same rwock as'ey did m8, dey was just like us"

Really 'as me noggin boggin innit?

>argot

Author Victor Hugo was one of the first to research argot extensively.[1] He describes it in his 1862 novel Les Misérables as the language of the dark; at one point, he says, "What is argot; properly speaking? Argot is the language of misery."

Argot is a sub language created by all underclasses. Where there is an argot there is by definition also an oppressed people or a criminal element. Usually a complex argot is an indication of criminality.

It is the language of degeneracy. Of thievery. It is the language of evil. The more arcane the argot the more vile it's participant.

Typically teenagers will create benign argot termed "slang"

The creation of an English argot is the indicator of social degeneracy to the extent that it is a true argot and not slang nor the natural evolution of language.

anyone got more of OP's? I need to paste these all over london kek

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>>135148527
Cute as fuck

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>tfw from Saaahf Lahnden
>tfw speaking to American tourists
>purposefully acksenchooate moy esschooarry acksent

Slaaaaaags

>>135147302
Well, last night these two bouncers
And one of 'em's alright, the other one's the scary one
His way or no way, he totalitarian
He's got no time for you looking or breathing
How he don’t want you to, so step out the queue
He makes examples of you and there's nowt you can say
Behind they go through to the bit where you pay
And you realise then that it's finally the time
To walk back past ten-thousand eyes in the line
And you can swap jumpers and make another move
Instilled in your brain, you've got something to prove
To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Why can't they be pleasant? Why can't they have a laugh?
He's got his hand in your chest, he wants to give you a duff
Well, secretly I think they want it all to kick off
They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well
It's just something to talk about, a story to tell, yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEKJAw_tuxg

>>135143778
double you
eks
why
and zed

how was that picture taken

>>135151362

With a camera just to the viewer's right, just out of the mirror's field of view.

>>135140399

They have been compromised by Bull-Queers, Mongrel-Theists, Jews...

And an assortment of Niggers, and Rapefugees....

What ?

That's what happens when you ride the degeneracy wagon.

>>135147474
>Inserting it would imply that it was added >where it wasn't before. The fact of the matter >is that you lazy fucks just kept taking things >out.

>Implying that dumbass islanders didn't add a "U" to the latin root "honoris", and that the british didn't originally spell it "honor"

>>135140399
fucking hell I love puddems
shame she stopped doibg her camwhoring

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>>135140399
>implying I'd care about the dialect if I was slamming that pale white Anglo goddess

>>135152785
Please dont be black

>>135153000
I'm an Anglo/German mutt, but I'm 100% white.

>>135144029
its to bad

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>>135140399
>>135152785

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>>135142944
Buh naw ner

pic related

>>135140399
Yea! AMERICA!
And also checked.

>>135153288
Why did I laugh?

>>135142582
So "muther"?
Stupid fucking fucked up teeth of yours..

>>135153978
Because the Australian language is made for shitposting.

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>>135153978
dunno senpai

>>135140399
puddems isn't English, though, or is she?

>>135145933
Is it "zee" or is it "zed"?

>>135140399

>go to West coat USA, everyone talks out of their noses

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speak proper

>>135145639
Wessex represent.

The rest of this island needs to burn.

>>135144073
cuck

>>135154379
>Is it "zee" or is it "zed"?

American Zee

German Zet
British Zed

>>135140399
>Were they just so angry about losing their colonies that they made up their own way of speaking?

Literally yes.

https://www.livescience.com/33652-americans-brits-accents.html

ITT: how to trigger the lobster backs

>>135155034

take a seat

Englishmen used to use "z" as in the name of Dr Samuel Jonson's magazine: Americans used to use the "ou" as in President Washington's spelling of "honour"

What kind of a world is this anyway

>>135145480
Well done, lad.

>>135140399
Get a load of language Hitler.
Do you need subtitles when you're watching Aarry Po'hah too?
Who the fuck cares. Retards speak like retards in all countries.
Get out more.

>>135144763
>whines about French influence
>could never have become independent and barbarised the english language if not for heavy French support

Typical ignorant and ahistorical Amerifat: "Oh, i can't understand the nuances of your language, but i don't have my own, so i'll just barbarise and simplify yours and then use it to undermine your own language through mass cultural subversion"

Shove it up your ass you semi-literate faggot. You've turned the whole world into a monolithic piece of consumerist excrement--America is the greatest abortion of a "nation" that has ever existed--your Founders would rather die than live in such a philistine shithole.

>>135144989
Hes right you know. Now start spelling Colour properly you faggots so I dont have to spell it incorrectly when programming.

>>135145612

The whites have turned black, to quote David Starkey.

>>135140399
It's called poor people. Don be tellin a brutha, you ain't gat yo own. Moreover, the USA is far worse. Because even your non-poors can't use proper grammar. "I'm doing good" "I could care less" "That's real bad"

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