Why are Yuropoors so much behind Americans in technology? Remember

>>135123247
Mostly data protection laws that are a huge pain here.

Also job security.
>want uber?
>nope needs taxi license to drive people around gor money
>rather drive for taxi company, at least I get pensions

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Remember that time when Americans landed a robot on a comet ? No ? Me neither.

Low quality bait newfriend.

>>135123412
This.
>More usable data than the apollo missions combined

>>135123247
remember when americans had cern? oh they didnt

>>135123247
No incentive to advance in socialism.

Remember when burgers abducted thousands of German scientists because their tech was inferior shit?
Remember burgers still conducting industrial espionage in Germany on a huge ass scale because their tech is still inferior shit?

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>>135123247
Love how americans always bring back the "moon landing" when talking about science, because they've done nothing else since then.

>>135123412
we landed multiple on mars...are you seriously proud of a cheap box being flung at a tiny rock? unironic pity.

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Nice bait faggot
Sage

>>135123989
LHC is such an /x/-tier artefact...

They didn't spend all that money just to see what particles might come up on their screen...

>>135123989
>Love how americans always bring back the "moon landing" when talking about science, because they've done nothing else since then


says a guy ON THE INTERNET

>>135123247
yuropoors are brainwashed government serfs.

>>135124372
cern created world wide web

>>135123247
That's cause it's dumb as fuck to go to the moon just to prove a point.

The french sent a cat into space instead, much more memetic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-tpmvGRoyw

>>135124493
>muh cern created a layer 7 application
yeah, great achievement...

>>135123989
That hasn't done one damn thing yet that we don't already know
I remember when you nimrods thought you went faster than light
I laughed so hard you could hear me from the 51st state of America
THE MOON

>>135124161
A tiny moving rock, bitch. If you can't appreciate the complexity and the skill necessary to pull that off, maybe you should steer clear of this thread.

>>135124667
>ancap mad because a strong public institution is able to fund a useful scientific investigation more efficiently than muh private corporations
kek

hol up
you be sayin
we wuz scientists n shiet?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Paperclip

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>American bragging about moon landing

>ignores fact that American space program was only possible because of German, Jewish, and other European scientists

>>135123247
>Went to the moon using German rockets and scientists.
Ok buddy.

>>135124667
Stay mad ancap

>>135125115
America was made from people of all backgrounds that didn't want to waste their dream ideas in their dump of a land

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>>135123412
Fukn this. Going to an asteroid that potentially has trillions of dollars worth of rare earth' elements is more useful in the long-term than going to the moon. Asteroid mining is going to be a big industry in the next 50 years as we run out of rare earth's which pretty much powers our digital world. It's much more easier and less expensive to mine an asteroid than mine the moon. Burgers are just retarded.

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>>135123247
German nazi scientists are the reason the usa got to the moon.

>>135123647
> implying having CERN is a good thing

>>135125578
Yeah our immigrants are the best
How are those refugees doing they sending you to the moon yet?

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>An Dutch person invented the telescope
>Europeans joint developed Bluetooth
>Germany makes weapons that America uses
>MUH I WENT TO THE MOON is your only excuse for technological development

Oh and strong transport for your overweight population

>>135125685
Keep moving those goalposts fatty.

>>135124520
wtf i love the french now

no one went to the moon
Stanley Kubric admitted to faking it for NASA

>>135123247
>muh happiness index
Basically europeasants want free stuff, eat, shit and drink. Everything else is perceived as danger

>>135123247
We like or freedoms and don't want our lives to be controlled by Apple or Google.

>>135123247

got 1 tetra internet download, merica cuck can t download more than 2 meg per sec average lel.

>>135125782
Ya h8 us cause ya ain't us
well there's only one true race

THE SPACE RACE! Biiiaaattcchh

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

>>135125115
>implying they didn't become americans
Stay diesel

>>135125962
lol someone post the video, where the guy filming it was yelling at the guy that's supposed to be kubrick for messing up his lines

>>135124861
>>135124161

And that comet lander tweeted from universe.

>>135124861
His shirt was sexist though so it doesn't count

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>>135123247
Remember the time the Americans built the Large Hadron Collider? Oh right they didn't. They built a theme park to prove that the world was 6,000 years old and Jesus rode a dinosaur.

>>135126371
Europe is Euroish, America is Amish.

>>135126056
Who needs spacecraft when you can theoretically time travel and steal all "your work" hehe

>power grid sucks
>water pipes sucks
>internet connection sucks
>houses sucks(can't stand a small tornado)
>fucking gas pipes(did I mention houses? yea they're fucking living in a bomb)
>fax machines, fucking fax machines
>didn't know about text messages until 2004
Do you want me to go on? Maybe you should invest in these too and not just some NASA and DARPA shit.

>>135126371
Fag on a bike wearing his wife's young sons clothes touching long tubes vs badass old man with beard dominating horses to pull his shit where he pleases

>>135125115
How are you ever not sure that a yank is a fucking idiot?

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>being this stupid

>>135123247
American never went to the moon. And every delusional American that believes it are proof of your intellectual inferiority.

>>135123383
>Mostly data protection laws that are a huge pain here.
Nigga BTFO-ing google is one of the few good things EU has done lately

>>135123247
> remember that time sharts recorded a video in (((Hollywood))) and pretended it was a legit moon landing ?

>>135123412
We bungee-jumpedf an SUV on mars

>>135126536
Americans truly are the spoiled lavish child that always broke the game at the playground of the world

This thread is enough proof that USA and its citizens shouldnt exist anymore

>>135126536
Sorry, I thought a race was about who got to the end first, not who was winning at first.

>>135126686
>a race was about who got to the end first
>the end
>first
Holy shit true cognitive dissonance right there
you mutt

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>>135126669
cunt seppos are our friends even the retarded ones.

>>135126686
see this cunt gets it.

>>135126536
Whatever blue cross
The space races finish line was on the moon and we made it there first
its called a race
If you ain't first your last if not it would be called the space collection

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>>135123247
woah woah, you may hit your monthly 50GB data-cap with obese posts like this

>>135126686
lmao, like there were predetermined rules.
You Americans are legitimately the dumbest people on this board. No fucking doubt.

>>135123989
this bait is too strong
What is the atomic bomb?

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>>135123247
WE

>>135123247
Hows the adoption of chip and pin?

oh wait you're all still kicking and screaming using 70's era tech to pay with cards

>Amerisharts still use 120v
Literally third World Country

We sent satellites around moon and Mars (only 3rd country to do so). I demand a participation trophy.

>>135126892
>since then
A-bomb was in the forties, moron

>>135126838
i would rather kill myself than admit any american to being my friend

>>135126973
Joke's on us. We will never know the feel of a nigger stealing our credit card and simply using it like it were his.
Or stealing our credit card number from a receipt in the trash and using it as if it were his.

>>135127019
4th place in space race I'll give you that
You get a pooticipation medal
USA gets gold then Russia gets silver then Chinese gets bronze

>>135123247
>"Love tech"
>Use imperial measurement units

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>>135123247
>Remember that time when French went to the moon? Oh right, they didn't.
Umm try again sweetie.

>>135126979
Well their grounding is just a third pin on the power plug, so they can't guarantee it's connected first. 120V means fewer fatalities due to shitty tech there.

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>>135126915
WAZ

>>135127258
Actually it turned into a French flag in the meanwhile due to the radiation.
>hurr durr what are mineral colors, our little plastic flag will last forever

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>>135127258
Astro-nutts

>>135127098
thats a great idea, double dare you.

>>135127179
Cartoons don't count

Americans are really good at taking european Ideas and putting them into hyperdrive.
Example: Nazi rocket program
Another Example: CT scanner was invented in europe, but its use was fully realized in the US

>>135127365
well im not friends with any americans am i?

>>135127196
>austrian Education

The current is dangerous, Not electrical potential. So less voltage= more ampere

>>135123247
>space travel
To be fair, the Russians are the best at that. There's a reason why they got to make all the vital and life support components of the ISS while we Americans were in charge of the toilet, figuring out which bags are best to use, how to keep a turtle inside his cage,... don't know why but when Ruskies make something it doesn't look fancy but it sure as hell will work a long ass time.

>>135127535
>not sure if messing with me or German education

>>135126839
Yeah, I definitely remember when Russia and the US sat down and negotiated what would be considered the "finish line" of the "space race".

You are just a victim of American brainwashing, hence why you are an idiot.

>>135125115
Dr. Robert Goddard, I wonder where he was from and what he fathered?

>>135127462
I like how you all forget
WE WUZ ENGLISH
We are you faggots but the cream of the crop we leave home because it's greater here
Our almonds don't activate till we touch this holy soil it's gods land
You should come here and become a legal citizen you will become great too
That's all it is
Hell you can be the one to make it to Neptune! It's the right of every American to do what other countries cant

>>135123247
D'you remember that time you discovered the Higgs boson and in the process invented the World Wide Web? Me neither.

>>135127603
http://www.focus.de/politik/videos/chancengleichheit-im-bildungssektor-de-maiziere-sagt-wegen-fluechtlingen-muessen-wir-die-bildungsstandards-in-deutschland-senken_id_5067524.html

>>135124372
Says the guy using a computer to browse the world wide web

>>135127929
>says the guy typing in American
You can't even type in English
Ah bruddy hehw poonchd em raht in da gaba I deds
Why do you pretend to have an American accent when you type?

>>135123247
swipe your card please

>>135127535
U = RI

I'll let you figure out yourself why you're wrong.

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>>135125782
Guess they should get Europeans to make a better argument for them then.

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>>135127196
Well if they started using well-designed plugs like pic related then they wouldn't have that problem.
Seriously you have to intentionally fuck all the safety shit to get shocked by pic related.

I live in a house which can withstand a tornado. And we don't even have tornadoes here.

>>135128660
>uk
>well designed
nah m8

>>135128491
>tfw fall for the memes and get a Das Keyboard
>Designed in Austin, TX
REEEE
>Assembled in China
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

America definitely has been ahead in technology for the last 50 years or so. It is rather obvious I think.

Many of the big tech things from the US have been first developed for military use and so they have the budget to develop shit. Otherwise I don't think there's much difference.

>>135123247
because of the brains importing visa H1b
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK0Y9j_CGgM

>>135125685
>Yeah our immigrants are the best

I agree. Speaking of, I think Ahmed and Carlos are done with your mother. Cool clock too.

>>135128807
Hahahaha then why did you build that for tornadoes
You crazy Germans crack me up

>>135123247
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Peterson#Critique_of_political_correctness

>>135126056
>Ya h8 us cause ya ain't us

Delusion

>>135123247
Well, we don't suck Clinton's dick like you guys.

>>135128826
You'd be surprised, seriously.
Unless you put the plug in backwards(Could angle the pins so it's not possible to, would be a nice improvement) then you can't put it in without the grounding wire going in first.
And a lot of ports have shutters that won't open unless you shove something in the grounding slot, it has a built in fuse, the wire on the grounding pin is longer than the others so if it's ripped out it'll come out last.

>>135128905
What isn't made in China?

>>135129253
It's not made for tornadoes, just so that nobody hears how your family gets raped and slaughtered because that would ruin everyones day in the neighborhood (considered very impolite in Germany).

>>135128147
Wat

>>135127816
Americans (specifically ultra high IQ city Americans) came up with the model that included the Higgs boson.

Rural and suburban Europeans retards just smashed a bunch of atoms together and claimed that they "discovered it"