Hello /pol/. It has been a few days since we've spoken, but I have the unfortunate duty to share what could be the most catastrophic news of this administration: Drumpf is gay, and he sucked Putin's dick. There's video evidence and CNN has a copy. This will be reported on by all of the MSM around 3:00 PM EST tomorrow. This is almost definitely an impeachable offense so I want you all to remain vigilant and never give up your faith in Drumpf, no matter how bad things may look.
If sucking Putin's junk is wrong, who even wants to be right?
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