Yo guys I just came back from a couple months is Mosul AMA

File: IMG_6566.jpg (275KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 1280x960px

Me hanging with Shia Militias (chill as fuck)

>>135095723
do you liek mudkips?

File: IMG_7104.jpg (97KB, 750x731px) Image search: [Google]

97KB, 750x731px

I got covered in Daesh blood after a dude blew himself up during combat too

>>135095826
Didnt make it to GBA pokemon; after my time

get with any hottie female Peshmurga troops?

who the fuck are you and why were you there?

Is the food good? Must suck because no booze/bier..

>>135096088
Pesh arent in Mosul, but yea I did meet a lot of female Pesh in Bashiqa and near Kirkuk. Theyre really cool. Theyre not just memes, theyre fucking hardcore. A lot of them are pretty young too. I have a lot of respect for them and what they do

How quick do you think it will take for the war to be over

>>135095723
Did you actually kill anyone or are you just larping behind the front lines.
Also what's your political affiliations.

>>135096225
Christians and yezidis sell beer and arakh so you can stay pretty blasted if you want to. Which I did.

are the iranians better for iraq than the iraqies?

File: 5mByTQH.png (72KB, 680x514px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 680x514px

>>135095723

>>135095723
Jews proceed to only post here please --- >>>/o/ven

>>135096329
Larping. And I dont have an affiliation. I travel a lot to film and I learn new shit everywhere so I stay pretty open. I have certain core beliefs though.

All the yazidis are big trump fans because he talks shit about muslims. All the Iraqi army are trump guys too because "he is STRAWNG"

looks photoshopped to me but ptobably not LOL

>>135096342
Theyre in charge now so we'll see. Every single building has Imam Ali and Hussein flags. I traded a pair of headphones for one and its hanging in my room. Pretty cool.

Good job Chad, get laid.

>>135095723

you've got some balls, i'd be way too worried about getting kidnapped and brutally executed if i looked like that and was roaming around iraq/syria

>>135096225
But yeah the food is good. US MREs suck ass and even the Iraqis wont eat them. On Iraqi bases it was usually lamb and rice. Theres weed too that they get from Iran. Its schwag but good for unwinding at the end of the day

>>135095949
>blew himself up
How? Who's side was he on? How'd everyone else react?

>>135095816
So guys from Iran? How do they compare to the other Iraqi forces?

How was the heat and the insects? Did anyone steal any of your equipment?

Do they let trannies serve in the militia?

>>135096806
Dude I usually bristle when people go on about white priveledge or whatever, but god damn, over there its real. People let you do whatever you want and locals are good people who give you heads up if ever youre in too deep. I used to be 100% opposed to letting massive amounts of asylum seekers into the west, but having spent time there (more than once) I have much love for normal iraqis and kurds and shit and just want them to be happy

>>135095723
Fuck, why did we let you back into the country? Which side did you fight for? I guess it doesn't matter. Just fuck our shit right up.

>>135097201
Hear sucked; no bugs tho.

And for the guy who asked about the explosion, he was a daesh guy. You can watch the video here from Kurdish news. Im running away about midway through.

https://youtu.be/RqoyE7qOJW8

>>135095723
Is there anything left on the south end of the city near the Airport?

What neighborhoods saw the most fighting? Do they still use the old route names (ie. Tampa, Nissan, ect)?

>>135097656
Dude Im american and very patriotic. Fuck you.

>slides thread
sage

>>135097764
I was near the mosque but the only neighborhood name I know is Somar because I stayed there. Apparently it was hell to clear it during the first few months. Full of chechen fighters who they said were the nastiest.

post more pics

>>135097764
The airport is trashed btw. It was interestig working with the Hashd because theyve all fought americans before. To quote one guy "the americans had all the technology but no fighting spirit. Daesh has all the fighting spirit but no technology" he said the latter was harder to defeat... which is bogus because the americans beat them and daesh lost. I pointed that out.

File: 1484714253398.jpg (33KB, 525x490px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 525x490px

>>135097963
Were the Shia militias all based? Did you get a chance to make any kind of relationship with a QT Yazidi girl? BTW Were the Yazidis white as they say?

Are you going to Syria next?

File: IMG_7013.jpg (3MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3264x2448px

>>135098047
Ok. Heres our car at mosul university. Kinda looks like a twisted Kia ad

>>135095723
5.11 is a fantastic brand, highly recommend it!

>>135098275
Yeah the yezidis were actually all over me, no joke. Girls wanted to take picture with me and chat me up and shit... didnt go for it cuz I was on the job and they wear waaaay too much makeup. Im more into the au naturale look. And yeah, Raqqa Flocka Flame is next

>>135098536
set up a blog or something so we can follow you? Can you vlog and be like Logan Paul or something?

>>135098385
Sorry for not rotating my pics. Watch the video in this thread tho, its cool. Apaches are loud as fuck.

>>135098536
>>135097723
Lel damn dude.

>>135095723
dyel?

>>135097723
>1:30 durka durka mohammed ali

File: IMG_6544.jpg (300KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

300KB, 1280x960px

>>135098657
Idk who that is but it is NOT smart to publish where you are and where youre going on the internet while youre in the sandbox. Not happening.

>>135098385

>Killing Islamic Assholes

Fitting

>>135098270
I wonder how old that guy was when the Americans were there.

>>135098882
can you make a website with all your pics and vids after you get back and post it to pol when you're back to safety?

>Not knowing who Logan Paul is

You must be a Jake Pauler...

>>135096568
k that's cool. I thought you were one of those antifags who larp about shooting ISIS.
It's not a surprise to hear they're all Trump fans.

>>135098925
Everyone is islamic over there, but not necessarily a crazy. Especially in mosul. Mosul is like a big cosmopilitan city with dudes who are just tryna go to school yo be engineers or dentists or whatever and its chill. Its not like some redneck camelfucker town like tal afar or hawija. Its really sad what they had to go through.

>>135098949

Probably in his 20's or early 30's. $5 says he was in the Iraqi Army or Republican Guard once upon a time. Lots of Republican Guard fought against America in the insurgency under the leadership of the Ba'ath Party.

>>135099273
Hashd =/= republican guard my friend. The latter are retired or fuckin daesh niggas now

>>135099273
Did you ever get near Tal Afar?

>>135099394
why do you talk like a fucking nigger. sage

File: IMG_7329.jpg (144KB, 723x958px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 723x958px

>>135099457
As close as you could, this spring, yeah. Just a quiet frontline. Heres me as close as I got.

>>135099234

I did the civy thing with KBR years ago. I was over there when the Yazidis got BTFO by those car bombings. 500+ dead IIRC. Really fucking gruesome. Yazidis should have took up arms and massacred in retaliation but they're really nice people.

>>135099626

They really need HESCO barriers.

>>135099626
yooo this is Logan Paul btw he's a huge vlogger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeCytho8wq4

>>135099626
how do you go about making the contacts to go there as a guy who just wants to document shit?

>>135099671
Yeah dude I love Yazidis so much. Theyre my favorite people on earth. Some fought, some PKK-aligned and others KDP-aligned, both of which I respect, but the truth is they never had a military for obvious reasons. But if any of you guys care about a single thing I have to say about being over there, its that the Yazidis are bros and deserve our love.

>>135095723
Don't reveal your face on here, motard. Do you want to ruin your future by being associated with his site? Do yourself a favor and get the thread deleted

>>135099849
Thanks bro. Ill check it out. Also, if I met you in a bar Id tell you all about it, but not on /pol/, you know? >>135099933

>>135097723
lel'd.

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?
EVERYWHERE!

>>135095723
How many muzzies did you rape and kill ?

>>135100240
Haha. The kurds have a joke too;

An ISIS guy gets picked up by the cops with a bomb vest on.
The cops say: who were you going to kill?
ISIS guy: infidels at the mall.
Cop: why were you going to kill infidels at the mall?
ISIS: because theyre ungodly and drink alcohol and have too much sex
Cops: so why do you want to kill them
ISIS: so I can go to heaven.
Cops: and what do you want to do when you get to heaven?
ISIS: I plan on drinking a lot of alcohol and having too much sex

>>135095816

pretty cool man, stay safe

>>135100334
Zero

>>135100731
c.uck

>>135099933

Did you get out to the North side of Mount Sinjar? There is a town called Khana Sor. Nice people and they sold beer. Not sure how they fared after Daesh took over Mosul. I found some barley translated reports in 2015 that some militias showed up to make trouble.

>>135100334
And have some respect, man, the people who are away from their families and risking their lives to beat those ISIS fuckers are usually "muzzies" too. Dont get me wrong, i hate religion in general, but dont be a keyboard warrior and insult real warriors

>>135101026
And those were sunnis too? Don't most sunnis sympathise with the daesh bastards?

>>135100940
If youre familiar with it, then you know that foreigners arent supposed to go to shengal now. But I can say that life is really hard for a lot of people from there and they arent getting the support they need

>>135097723
Holy Shit!! How close to the explosion were you?

Thanks for serving, Israeli intelligence force here (only my service in mandatory)
finishing my service in 2 weeks (served 3 years)

>>135100731

clever denial of a double conditional

>>135101026
So you're Swedish and went there to suck their dicks. The brown flood wasn't enough for you. You just had to get it strait from the source.

Is it safe to go on vacation to Iraq with my family?

>>135101371
Never served a day in my life; I film. But respect, man. Straight outta school?

>>135101371
How many Pali-rats did you fumigate ?

btw man did you have to learn arabic for this, or did you just stick with a translator or something

>>135095723
Looking pretty clean there asshat

>>135101459
No, only place that's safe for that kind of thing is Israel. Go to Israel.

>>135101459
In the KRG, yes.

>>135101440
Can I please be your boyfriend

>>135101620
Gotta stay pretty

>>135101574
My kurdish is decent but for Arabic, yeah

What is up with all the 5.11 stuff they are wearing?

>>135101820
mall ninjas

>>135101215
Short answer, no. Long answer, no... but you have to be over there a while to understand the appeal that they have to SOME people. Its kinda like if youre a degenerate and disaffected with no options in the west, you join a gang or the mob or whatever. But the takeaway point is that most people just want to do their job. Make falafel, cut hair, pump gas, whatever. The rest is politics. Cut em some slack.

>>135098882

You haven't any earlobes and your forehead looks suspiciously neanderthal.

>>135102142
Got that cro magnon brow son. It correlates to higg testosterone counts. Skeet skeet, you cypriot bastard

>>135098776
Filtered

>>135097723

dude also i saw this video back when it came out, fucking crazy. first time i watched it i didn't even realize some white dude was running around in it lmao.

>>135102253
Co magnon were literal crossbreeds that couldn't survive and just died off in southern Europe.
Also: you aren't high testosterone.

What would you do if you get killed?

Please answer, thank you.

>>135097723
love those blues

>>135102638
No shit where did you see it? I have my footage from 10 feet away from the explosion with blood on the lens that Ive been sitting on until I get a good price. Hope you respond bro thats interesting.

yo question from your personal experience

if i join the army will i get to serve combat or do the marines hog it

>>135097327
Looking forward to seeing you on an execution video. Remember not to dance around like a bitch when they roast you.

itt:
white people are crazy as hell

Go back to Le Reddit.

>>135103215
Never rubbed shoulders with the americans in all the time I spent in the middle east. Not the person to ask. Never heard of americans in conbat in mosul though, for my money.

>>135097327

you are getting sucked in. and the problem is that you never just let the cutsie really super cool awesome ones in. quit feeling like a celebrity. This statement is how "celebrities" feel

>>135103422
Answer my question ffs, you faggot.

>>135103580
Fuck my 70 virgins or whatever

File: when you rained on by human debris.jpg (116KB, 793x1075px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 793x1075px

>>135097723

>>135103006

i know it'll get me some shit on here but i saw it on the combatfootage subreddit i think, or maybe the syriancivilwar subreddit. i think i even downloaded it because it was some of the most intense suicide bomber footage i've seen from iraq

File: Assad10.jpg (288KB, 617x545px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 617x545px

What is your opinion on these videos? And what is your opinion on Assad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccdeANvo2bg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHLqaSZPe98

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-id_x6Fh3c

>>135103685
Haha can you tell Im afraid? The thing is mortars are going off constantly and you always hear them but rarely see them, so it becomes backround noise like police sirens in nyc. So my first thought was that they were finally accurately shooting at us because all I saw was red smoke and flying meat. So I ran. Wasnt till like 10 minutes later and a lot of confusion and translation that I learned what had happened. Luckily nobody got hurt except daesh.

>>135095723
Why did you want to go to a third world shithole? Did you think it would make you interesting and important (obviously yes)?

>>135104026
Did you bring back any neat souvenirs?

>>135103918
Website rivalry posters are nothing to be afraid of my dude. But thanks for hitting me back. Thats fucking funny. Yeah man, if you saw the footage I have youd plotz. Its literally something thats never been filmed before

>>135097723
There camouflage is pretty shit, they stand out like fucking crazy. Even a shooter with bad vision could see them easily.

>>135103685
lol

>>135103006
Who's going to buy it? I've never seen news stations broadcast exploding gore.

Also what fps did you shoot it at?

>>135104280

hope you make bank on it dude. wait for the right offer. but i better get to see it one day, lol

>>135103918
>Subreddit

faggot

>>135095949
why do u have a bongo tie round ur wrist

>>135104025
Fuck assad and fuck russia you lil assad and vatnik worshipping faggots, can't wait until more sanctions and Russia collapses. You're just as bad as leftist with your russia worship

>>135104659
You. Can we meet up and fuck, or are you under 18?

>>135104179
Yeah. Modern military uniforms have velcro unit badges so I traded shaving razors for the badges I filmed with. Got a bunch.

>>135104282
Yeah its supposed to be urban. A fight wasnt supposed to happen there. Complicated.

>>135104602
Thanks guy, I appreciate it.

>>135104407
I didnt shoot it on a phantom

>>135104734
Because wires

>>135104982
"White Privilege" has made it to Iraq?

>>135105403
Obviously not that phrase. Im just saying you get waved through checkpoints and shit.

>>135105652
They don't suspect you of being a sunni Moozlimb? I would imagine you could be mistaken for a Chechen

Are you sure you want to fight for commies in Raqqah? You are fighting for an ideology to take place in a greater amount of a country's land, with long term effects, not even against the terrorist group at this point, which is dying.

>>135095723
>zipper pants
why couldn't isis kill YOU?

>>135105905
Im not FIGHTING. I cant shoot for shit. Im filming. Like I said, I dont have any ideology per se. Im observing.

>>135106123
Do you get paid? For what purpose are you filiming? Is it worth potentially losing your life?

FAKE

FAKE

FAKE

pics are from 2016

File: 1498616076886.jpg (55KB, 551x525px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 551x525px

>hanging with the erb

>>135097053
Daesh you faggot cant you read

>>135095949
What's that camera record too? What if you let some secrets out with that after you got captured bruh.

Are you trying to be the next Sebastian Junger? You look like a Chad that would be safer banging blonde female trust fund baby sluts in Laguna Beach California.

>>135102253
stop speaking like a nigger

File: Tom Brady.jpg (263KB, 1024x704px) Image search: [Google]

263KB, 1024x704px

>>135097025
>he's never had a hot chili mac MRE
SOME are good. They only suck ass if you eat them for more than 5 days. You'll either get the runs, or shit a literal brick.