HAPPENING: North Korea threatens to wipe out the USA with a

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They aren't going to attack unless they get attacked.
I wish they did destroy america, would fuck Jewish plan up a lot
also
>dailymail

>>135085326
is NK getting low on food donations?

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finally

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>tfw deep down you know north korea is too pussy to do shit
>tfw nothing interesting will ever happen anymore on the global playing field this generation

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>>135076029

>>135085326
Please happen.

>>135085326
>North Korea threatening to end their state technology again

Wow I've literally never heard this shocking claim before!

>>135086267

the nuclear fallout would take out Chihuahua, Sonora. Baja California and Coahuila faggot

Plot twist: this and the military trannies ban combined we're arranged as the perfect cover to drop the hammer on the DNC and Clinton Foundation. Trannies keep SJWs and media distracted, Norks keep most politicians distracted, Sessions makes his move while they're busy.

Source: Twitter

It must be tru!!1

Digits and you get to name the target city.

>>135085326
It's my birthday tomorrow. Please no.

>>135088007

roll for San Francisco.

>>135085326

So do they have some sort of trampoline they're going to use to bounce the nukes further?

>>135088007
Honolulu

>>135088007
CABO
I RODE THE JET SKIS IN CABO

>>135088007
Time for France to dirty it up.

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>>135088109
Hyvää syntymäpäivää and/or palju õnne sünnipäevaks, Anon.

I gift you Armageddon.

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>>135087793
>mfw

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>>135085326

>>135085326
rollin for gets shot down by missile defense then we glass that fat gooks country

>>135088451

TU VIVES EN MEXICO CITY NO?

d e g e n e r a t e

d o n k e y

s h o w s

>>135088007
Pyongyang

>>135088007
California

Where would they nuke anyway?

>>135088007
San francisco
Rolllll

>>135088007

Compton

>>135088957
Seoul, Tokyo, Yokohama, Okinawa, or Latvia.

>>135085624
>launches nuke at USA
>misses and hits Canada instead
>Justin Trudeau holds press conference
>"If we strike back they win"
>gives North Korea billions of dollars for their trouble.

I would like to nominate the city of San Fransico for the mushroom cloud challenge

>>135085326
possible distraction on DNC getting BTFO?

>>135088007

detroit

>>135088007
San Francisco

Everyone knows it

>>135085326
A war between North Korea vs the world will be quick. Where will the refugees go?

>>135085326
What exactly is this fat fucks malfunction? Why is he even playing with the idea of provoking us? Even if he is completely deluded into thinking he really is glorious leader there is no way all his generals are not telling him, "They could wipe us out of existence. There wouldn't even be bodies left."

What is his fucking end game here?

>>135088007
Atlantis

>>135088500
>>135088007
I'll take mine

Dear kim: wait tilll 11 am to glass Jewnited states because i wanna see the frog who rules my country go home cus he sucks as a politician

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>>135088007
Hawaii, any of it. Those coconut niggers are pissing me off lately. Preventing the travel ban that threatens the lives of the mainland when they are not even remotely close to us.

Fuck em.

>>135088007

The entirety of Australia

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>>135085326

>>135089410

if any of his generals questioned anything he said they would be tied to a wooden pole and mortars would be lobbed at their bodies.

Rolling for Pearl Harbor part 2.

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Pearl Harbor 2. Thats The Power Of Playstation 2

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>>135085326

California first, Kim. We wouldn't give a fuck. In fact we'd probably thank you.

>>135088007

LOS ANGELES AS VENGEANCE FOR THE L.A RIOTS

Pls don't nuke Wisconsin or Minnesota Kim senpai

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>>135088007
The western edge of Hollywood

>>135088007
party city

>>135088007
fairbanks

>>135088007
JEW YORK

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I'm so tired of living and getting my hopes up for all these fake happenings

>>135088007
Milwaukee

>>135085326
>heart of US
>literally fucking nothing there
I mean if they want.

>>135090122
Sheeeeeeeeeeiiit

>>135085326
O SHIT NIGGA, O SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>>135090122
TARGET CONFIRMED

>>135088007
Chicago

>>135090122

>THE FALLOUT WOULD ALSO TAKE OUT CHICAGO

>>135085326
PLEASE HIT LA PLEASE HIT LA PLEASE HIT LA

NEW FALLOUT LORE, LADIES AND GENTLEMENT!

>>135088162
Shanghai

>>135087793
You fail to recognise that Mexicans hate Mexico and other Mexicans more than anything.

>>135090122
>Milwaukee
>NK blows up milwaukee
>kills several prominent chinese business men
>CHYNA flays the fat man alive on live feed and annexes best korea for us

POTTERY

>>135090122
>Well Mike, how did you like World War Three?
>Well Jay, this might be a bit controversial, but I loved it.
>I'm just fucking with you, it was the most boring shit I've ever experienced.

HIT CALIFORNIA :DDDD

>>135088007
Shanghai

>>135090122
Fuck you I'm close to that
Can I still die if I'm 60 miles away?

>>135088007
seattle

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>>135085326

just meant to slide real happening of purge...sage

>>135088007
Fuck city. It's the entirety of Commiefornia or bust.

>>135085326
>omg dailymail said something was going down so we better go buy canned food and hide in the basement

niggers do amuse me so. well tyrome i assure you that my pantry is well stocked with provisions and that america will do something one day maybe about those gas station owners who report you for stealing

>>135088007
California

>>135088007
Los Angeles.

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>>135085326

>>135088007

Roll for LA.

>>135085326
Please end us in the west coast you fucking norks

Did anyone actually read the link. It said he was testing a missile. Stop being gullible fucks

>>135090122
Fuck you, i'm 60 miles north of there. Someone get a better get for LA

>>135091001
He's testing how well it detonates on American interests.

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>>135088007
Honolulu senpai

>>135088007
San Francisco

>>135085326
What the fuck are we in for tommorow?

>>135088007
Anchorage alaska

>>135091024
>>135090913
Hoping for Los Angeles also.

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>>135090913

One more for: 34.0522° N, 118.2437° W

>>135085326

I hope by "USA" they mean Israel since it's basically the same shit and within their range.

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>>135088007
Los Angeles.

>>135085326
they'll just pussy out like as usual then sperg over us with threats again in a few weeks when they'll once again lose the spotlight.

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>>135091355

>>135088007
>>135090122

The Great Lakes are toast

>>135085326
FUCKING END IT

>>135087737
new fag it's happening do you know what that mean's?

>>135085326
The heart of the US? I think he means California or New York. No way it would be anywhere else.

Do it faggot

>>135088007
Every city with someone in this thread's mom.

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>>135090122
>>135091200
>>135091355
Three sets of digits for the City of Angels to join the choir of angels.

>>135089146
Kek'd

How many missiles? What's the range of the Don't?

Which west coast cities you want to see destroyed?
Los Angeles
San Francisco
Portland
Seattle

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He's not gonna take the time to nuke fucking Portland, is he?

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>>135090122
>foxconn announces they're building a plant in wisconsin
>chinese get pissed for losing jobs
>have n korea nuke milwaukee

like pottery

>>135085326
Calexit 2.0

succession by nuclear correction

GoNoKoGo

7x7 on the stars and stripes works for me

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they will hit CA

wheres the downside?

>>135091974
>>135091871
So that's a vote for portland

>>135085326
They do not have MIRVs.
Stop being a hysterical idiot.

>>135091974
It would be Los Angeles or maybe Seattle. Those are far more important cities globally than San Francisco or Portland. Hollywood, and Microsoft/huge tech hub. San Jose's important to tech as well, but not as much in terms of worldwide image and perception, imho.

>>135085326
>Daily mail
Hmm. My bullshit radar sure is making a lot of noise.

>>135088007
Misses the US and hits Vancouver.

>>135092157
Not from me. I live there.
It's honestly not that bad

>>135092152
If they hit San Francisco and I survive, digits decide what I do in the aftermath and chaos.

>>135092266
Bull shit, you have more militant leftists than Berkeley. And more homeless according to my friend that moved there.

>>135088007
Fault line in California
or
Yellowstone

>>135085326
Norks always say stupid shit, nothing is going to happen.

>>135088007
England

>>135092284
Probably wouldn't be SF also because there's a huge Chinese population there. Also Seattle, come to think of it. LA is mostly whites, Jews and Mexicans. All of whom Kim would probably love to nuke.

>>135092221
can you imagine if he actually fucking did it and nuked LA?
liberal SJW's would be so BTFO

>>135091871
frisco and silicon valley!!
freebsd not based there! nor common lisp!
so computing will improve!

>>135088007
detroit or my town

DO IT lil' Kim
you don't have the FUCKING BALLS

>>135091738
>>>135090122
>>>135091200 (You)
>>>135091355
>Three sets of digits for the City of Angels to join the choir of angels.
Nobody seems to have noticed this yet.

>>135085326
poltars think NK has this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-V6MZlyCqE

>>135092041

screencapping this

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>>135089146
Bringing the bantz best ally

>>135092284
run around with one of those wearable signs that says trump did nothing wrong

>>135092622
>>>135091738 (You)
>>>>135090122
>>>>135091200 (You) (You)
>>>>135091355
>>Three sets of digits for the City of Angels to join the choir of angels.
>Nobody seems to have noticed this yet.
Make it four sets of doublets for LA, lol

>>135092622
Signs from Kek are often subtle.

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>>135092284
Eat babies for survival while wearing a pink gay Nazi uniform.

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< Now learn the truth.

Let's stop the Jews!

>>135092789
Indeed. One must pay attention.

Have it blow up in their own launch cite

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>>135092411
All I've ever seen the leftists do is sit around in coffee shops and put up stickers for events I've never heard of or seen. They mostly stick to their college campuses. The recent protests are an exception, but also don't happen all that often. Living around the burbs, I hardly notice it.

And there are only a lot of homeless people because the rent went up a couple years ago, and because the city's famous for being nice to homeless people, so west-coast flocks will come up for the summers and leave for the winter.

>>135088007

EMP that fucks the whole country.

>>135085326
Highly unlikely at maximum possible range a NK nuke hits Alaska or Hawaii. They are more likely to hit Japan/US Military positions in Japan/South Korea.

Though hitting LA, San Francisco, Seattle, or Obama's summer home in Hawaii would be funny.

>>135092947
>Obama's summer home in Hawaii would be funny.
Now there's an idea.

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City of Angels

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>>135089215
>mushroom cloud challenge

>>135089398
The qt ones are more than welcome to stay at my flat

>>135085326
They better not, I'm here on vacation. They can nuke it on the 9th of August

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>>135090122
That's uuuuhhhh pretty close desu

But it is already the 27th in Korea right now

>>135091078
the happening to end all happenings

>>135088007
Sacramento.

>>135087793
Nuclear fallout isn't even a thing nigger.

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>>135085326
Nuke LA and all of Hawaii please Kim. Then Trump can implement operation Nigger Shield®
and we send them in in 20 waves to clear the place out. Then we go in and install a puppet female North Korean, Trump grabs her by the pussy and everyone wins.

>>135088302
balloon shop????

>>135093031
Japan gobbling yet another nuke cock would be kind of funnier though. It will be like true Shakespearean pottery.

>>135087462
Eeeeep. Submarine?

Fortunately, Head Gook in NK always rattles his saber. P-Probably just posturing.

Also, Jennifer C. has best tits in Hollywood ever.

>>135088007

houston

>>135092908
Maybe it's all recent then.

>My friend moved up there to work at Intel.
>Had his car in SFO for a few days
>Drove it to Portland
>Left to get a bite to eat
>Homeless smashed his window in and jacked his clothes and everything.

>>135093333
Checked

>>135093419
MY BROS BACK

I hope all of you guys die of cancer by the radiation poisoning

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>>135093333

>>135093536
You too Mexico. You too.

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>>135088007
Los Angeles

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>>135093333

>>135093222
>>135093333
sweatingmanwipinghisforehead.jpg

>>135093333
Anon, anon please dont

>>135093472
Sounds damn shitty, but desu homeless do that everywhere. While there are noticeably more junkie homeless people around here, again just because the city's known for being nicer to junkies and the homeless, I've never encountered any real problem with them. A lot of them just tend to be working class guys down on their luck.

CGA assets associated with CoG and CiC have just gone to CARROT PATCH (Civilian equivalent of EMGERGCON Two).

I'm heading to MWEOC and my wife is going to Raven Rock.

Good luck lads.

>>135093512
we need to take this handshake to the next level

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>>135093333
Please no. I live in Sac. Sac is more of light blue. Target Bay Area and Los Angeles. They are responsible for fucked California up.

>>135093333
fucking kek

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>>135088007
Buford, Wyoming

>>135093819
I'll take your word for it now then. The home here at San Fran are the worst. I need to leave once my stock is fully vested.

>>135092481
I knew all the Chinamen here would be good for something other than car crashes and almost getting run over as pedestrians because their noses are in their phones.
Turns out they're nuke deterrents too!

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>>135085326
It's all bullshit!

The Jews that run USA have been scare mongering about North Korea for 15yrs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymltNm4p2VY

>>135093778
It's too late.

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>>135093883

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Wanna know about the HILLLARY boomerang?
And how her RUSSIA Colllusion BS is going to FUCK HER IN THE ASS

>>135080584
>>135080584
>>135080584

SO MUCH BREAD AND SAUCE!!
IS HILLARY ASKING KIM JUN UN FOR A FAVOR?

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>>135085326
Shall we play a game?

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>>135093222

>>135094015
Yeah, SF's homeless are another breed. I'd take Portland's over SF's any day of the week.
I don't know why Portland gets so much hate. Like yeah, there's a "liberal vibe" everywhere, but I've never really seen it affect my day to day existence that much. Food's good (though too fucking expensive at those food carts, fuck that shit), people are nice, and there's shit to do. P comfy overall, don't wanna see it nuked.

It's 7/27 on the east coast

>>135091440
would hyper clean water,kill Asian carp and keep FIBs closer to their side of the border

thanks best korea

>>135094396
Last test happened around ~2AM EST. So it might be a couple more hours

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Gotta get Caesar's Legion going for real guys. The world of Fallout will soon be a reality.

Can't fucking wait for rad scorpions and deathclaws!

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>>135090122
Shit that's too close. Move a little west, Kimmie!

>>135088007
Roll for ft.sill. let the nukes fly

They will hit Australia first, probably Darwin.

>>135094392
Tell me about the nature. I've only been as far north as Crescent city since I've moved here.

Fake habbening to cover the real habbening
Go suck the fart outa ded seagull

>>135088007
Yellowstone

>>135088007
Lincoln, NE

>>135088007
San Francisco please.

I live a few dozen miles south so I just want to watch the mushroom cloud. Please kek.

>>135094969
Rerolling for this Anon, please just end it all

>>135095222
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ANON?!?!?!

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>>135095222

>>135085326
I will personally end North Korean's regime by myself.

I will strangle that cunt purple.

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Kum Jug-Ugh, do it you sweaty ass faggot! You are the only person with an internet connection in NK so if by some weird chance you see this message- DO IT! Don't be the pussy that you look like you are and just DO IT!

Make ol'papi proud in chink hell!

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>>135088007
Trips says it detonates at launch

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If they bomb some pointless target like Seattle, Portland, San Fransisco or LA, we'll know that either the CIA, MI6, the Kremlin or a combined Mason element has bodysnatched Kim Jong Un will a doppleganger puppet to use NK as a means to certain ends.

Such an attack would no nothing to their favor.

They'd need to wage a full scale war with ground troops and hit-squads and hit their enemies individually in D.C. as well as West Coast military bases and vessels.

Obviously NK would have plenty of agents in the U.S. and would have brought weapons including nukes over.

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>>135094392
please nuke Portland it will drive property value down everywhere around it so i can afford to live somewhere other than my grandparents. I live on the very edge of the Portland metro area out in the sticks and a small 2 bedroom apartment with no washer or dryer costs $1300

Yuo guys do know that even if NK launches a missile, the us has counter measure to stop it way before it reaches us soil, right?

>>135093333
Checked and kek'd

>>135095650
If he did nuke the west coast, I wonder of the US would United or just send us onto a civil war with red stated giving the finger to the blue wester ones?

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>implying this wouldnt fix america overnight
The United States thrives off of war, and an actual war in which everyone is united underneath an equal memory. It's why we've become so gluttonous, dependent on the Government, and fractured; Just look at America during World War 2 or the Cold War.

Please, Kim, save this country. Give us a reason to fight, to kill, something like that -- It's all we know.

>>135094909
I'm not a huge hiker, so I won't be able to tell you much.
I mean, it's Oregon, imo one of the prettiest states in the nation. And while Portland itself isn't the best looking (it's still a industrial port), it's only an hour or so away from Mt. Hood and maybe two or three away from the coast. There's a Washington Park right out outside Downtown that I go to occasionally that's pretty great. And even just following the river can be a pretty drive, though I've never gone on any of the bike routes.

Now question...if NK does nuke us tomorrow would that confirm that North Korea is a NWO controlled city?

It'd be obviously done to cover up for the whole DNC shitstorm that's about to come out.

We wouldn't have to worry about false flags anymore, right?

>>135085326
>Heart of USA
fuck not Ohio

>>135088007
Anywhere near my home town

>>135095946
Well no because I'll be dead

>>135085326
HIT HAWAII
HIT CALIFORNIA
HIT HAWAII
HIT CALIFORNIA
HIT HAWAII
HIT CALIFORNIA

>>135085326

Goodbye, faggots of California.

>>135095765
Roomates dude, it's the only way to survive here.

>>135095946
Deep state's not going to want to go down, not without throwing shit into everyone's face, first.

>>135094075
throw obama off trump tower
holy shit this show awesome
how can I have never seen it?

>>135096106
Goodbye, random anon

>>135088007
San Francisco, CA

>>135086267
now that's a picture I haven't seen in a long time

>We have anti-missiles that have tested consistently positively
>They only recently successfully tested their ICBMs
They won't be able to make it any further than the west coast, and that'd be a favor.

>>135092284
You'll get assfucked by scavenging negroes

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Minneapolis MN

>>135096186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiGFZUnJgqU

>>135085326
>Reply
How? They don't have missiles that can reach mainland US, and they don't have a navy capable of getting close enough for what they do have.

>>135085326
>another nk threat thread

when will you faggots learn?

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>>135096368
W-Why there?

>>135087793
AHAHHAH HE THINKS POL CONSIDERS CALIFORNIA AMERICAN SOIL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .


It's been agreed since 2016 that California is secured as part of the u acknowledged land grab of La Raza and its constituency AZATLAN. You should be thanking kimmy.

>>135088007
Austin

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>>135085326
JEWSA MUST BE GASSED

GODSPEED BEST KOREA

>>135085326
>North Korea threatens to wipe out the USA with a nuclear strike TOMORROW!
The crazy fat kid is still pretending he could hit us with his 1980's technology?

>>135096623
Fuck off one digit
I'll try one more time
Austin

>>135094189
winner: Nazis in Antarctica.

Thread theme for Califags
https://youtu.be/A3yCcXgbKrE

>>135085326
Could it really be happening this time???

Find out in the next episode of /POL/ !

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Please don't nuke la. I will be a good goy I promise.

>>135094875
Always with Darwin...

>>135085825

Yeah, must be time for the semi annual fish head and rice bribe to shut him up for another year or so.

>>135091710
phew that was a close call
love you mommy

>>135096703
Nigga, our defense department still uses floppy disks.

>>135089146

legit kek'd

>>135089136
why latvia?

>>135089146

>Launches nuke at USA
>Misses and hits Fukushima, Japan
>Fukushima is irradiated, again
>Huge explosion causes another earthquake
>Earthquake causes another tsunami

RIP poor weeb bastards.

Long as they dont hit anywhere near new york then im fucked

>>135089820
Only nuking New York and Washington can fix America. Stop using California as a scapegoat to blame all your problems on.

you all niggers

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>>135097207
>Need to grab some land data to create a heightmap for a game mod
>Go to the USGS server
>Try downloading the files
>Takes an hour to complete, 75% of the time it just randomly fails wasting a half hour of your time

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Any 38North readers here? They're an independent thinktank that studies everything North Korea, notably their missile tests. They're damn interesting and surprisingly easy to read.
Their more recent analyses of the July 4th launch are well worth reading, especially if you're an anxious wreck like me over this shit:

http://www.38north.org/2017/07/jschilling070517/
http://www.38north.org/2017/07/jschilling071017/

Based on these, it sounds like today's test is going to be nothing more than just another test.

no screw cali new york did nothing wrong

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>>135096282
That would make for a great after conflict flick.

> Obese burgers mounted on their glorious electric scooters, fighting for survival and the holy remnants of "The Fast Food" amongst warring tribes of feral negroes hellbent on whacking all Hwhite cracka asses fo good and shiiiiiiiiiiiet.

>>135097795

New York, Washington D.C., and California are where the vast majority of liberals are and important government employees work.

it isnt even gonna happen though most likely.

>>135089325
No need

>>135098089
also where about 8 million jews concentrate

>>135092284
cut off a major highway and become a warlord who controls the entry to the city

>>135085326

Good riddance. I hope they aim for Florida.

>>135095834
>Yuo guys do know that even if NK launches a missile, the us has counter measure to stop it way before it reaches us soil, right?

Yeah, we have counter measures for airline hijacking too and how well did that work out for us on 9/11? It would be a case of "oops, sorry goys, we tried really hard to stop that missile, honest"

>>135091871
Cupertino

>>135098790
this
I also feel like the richest Jews in LA (or wherever the missile will go) will profit, just like Larry Silverstein.

pt. mugu

if
digits
there
will
be
no
tomorrow

>>135085326
Does this mean new york? I'm fucked ain't I

>>135085825
kek

>>135099949
Yes.
3 hours left

WAR NOW

>>135093896
Possibly true, but if so, you're the diamond in the rough. UC Davis has a lot to answer for. Maybe you should bail for a day? No really, if you have the disposable funds to do so, get the fuck out of dodge, m8.

>>135100000
>>135099999

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>>135087462
keep us posted

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>>135093222
>>135093333

>>135090122
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>135088007
Fucking New York Please

>>135088007
Rolling again for jew york

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>>135091253
I know exactly where that is

>>135088007

Providence, Rhode Island.

>>135088007
You guys know new york is last, its going to be LA

>>135085825
we dont give them shit obama already signed an executive order, and china and russia are tired of their shit. Just fucking do it already

>>135088007
viva las vegas

Texasfag here. Just saw three military jets heading west, flying low to avoid radars.

Everyone knows its gonna be nyc because it is a popular torrist attaction>>135101033

>>135101543
vegas hear i had 3 slow jets that rumbled my walls

>>135101664
It's happening, my Vegas friend

>>135101664
3 jets here, just heard north korea helicopter over my house

>>135085326
bump, hope it lands in jew york and kills me

It accidentally explodes over Japan creating a real Godzilla necessitating the creation of real giant robots.

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>live in san diego
>probably gonna die

why is life unfair, I just wanna be free like texas

>>135101933
i live 12 miles away, hope it gets me too

>>135085326
Someone tell that pussy Kim to do it. Stop writing checks and cash them.

>>135088007
Any Hawaii Island

>>135102175
i hear ya... also san diego /b/ro.

>went out getting the platinum trophy in dark souls 3
High enough of a note, hurry up Korea.

>>135088007
St. Louis

>>135102175
>>135102804
San Diego is the Texas of California, no?

>>135088007
Chicago.

NK TV Live:

http://121.167.43.161:50000/chosun

Have we got an ETA? Because I'm not going to work if I'm going to die there.

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>>135103149
hardly, sure there are more conservative views because of the navy base, but overall san diego is still a liberal heaven

we're close to the border and always get illegals and mexicans who hate america. there's only a few mexicans who love america but they never commute.

plus we have an area of downtown and a street dedicated that's pretty much known for the gay area of town.

homeless fucking everywhere

lots of dindu's and homeless on welfare which bleed the state

still have to pay taxes to "keep california beautiful" but end up using it on welfare, housing projects and the beaches which are overflowing with polution from mexico

also no guns, gun laws are strict in san diego still, if you want to shoot you have to go all the way east towards the desert, and even then you get border patrol breathing down your neck

I wish commiefornia was as free as texas,

>>135103633
dont go in cities

>>135103932
It's all Mexicans here in Texas, not as great as it sounds

>>135103932
amen, that is exactly how it is here.

>>135104039
My city is actually a plausible target, though it isn't like there aren't at least 50 other better targets. I want historians to find my burnt corpse in a funny pose.

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>>135085326
Yawn, they probably are just having a sook because they ran out of food again and want us to feed them.

Wake me up when missiles are airborne, till then don't make threads like this.

>>135104156
make sure you have a boner before you die
so you can die hard

>>135088007
Deep South Texas pls pls pls pls pls!

>>135104378
It's a good day to die hard.

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>>135088007
Ottawa

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>>135092947
>Highly unlikely at maximum possible range a NK nuke hits Alaska or Hawaii.

Nope, this is wishful thinking. If you flatten out the trajectory of their latest ICBM test, then yes, it could hit Alaska or Hawaii.

HOWEVER, there is no reason to believe that they fired the missile at maximum range. Based on the design, it could easily hit the West coast and further.

DPRK can *already* nuke the continental U.S. and anyone who claims otherwise is just trying to calm themselves down.

>>135088007
Seoul.

Rolling for Vancouver. You know that fucker will be miles off target.

>>135085326
PLEASE STRIKE CALIFORNIA, PLEASE KIM!~

>>135104487
>Based on the design, it could easily hit the West coast and further.
Within a year, sure. The thing still can't hit anything accurately.
Not to mention that it's unclear NK can miniaturize, mount, and remotely detonate missiles reliably. They've never been tested.

>>135090454
>implying North Korea won't be annexed by South Korea backed by USA

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>>135088007

>failed launch, they nuke self.

>>135088007

Istanbul

>>135089624

They are all alcoholics too. Ghost from TCR is there getting a ukulele enema as we speak. He has been taking courses at a community college there.

>>135104820
You're forgetting their missile capable subs that are STILL unaccounted for.

>>135088007
Los Angeles

>>135085326
I hope I don't wake up

t. Californian

>>135105674
This meme needs to end. The "NK SUB FLEET ENTIRELY DISSIPATED IN 2015" is a total spook.
The subs:
>can't go very far.
Everyone was freaking out earlier this week about a NK sub ~100km offshore because that's near their max range.
>by and large aren't well maintained
Most of them are soviet leftovers. NK has by and large been spending its money on ICBM and grand infrastructure, not their huge and outdated sub fleet. And the few that can work reliably probably can't fire ICBMs or even intermediate ballistic missiles. They're used for SCUDs.

>>135088007
brooklyn